cover you and your money. >> ha ha ha ha! >> cover you and your money. >> all right. >> it's almost like you're swimming. >> yeah. >> lord, i'm really gonna need a raise for all this. >> he said he own a-- ok. all right. so you own a landscaping business, owns a landscaping business. >> mm-hmm. >> yeah. well, i--i invented grass. >> that was good. >> was it good? ha ha ha ha! >> the worthingtons. >> ooh. remember what i told you. >> ok. okay, i got it. ha ha ha ha! mr. worthington, it is a pleasure to have you in my aboge. i see he brought his horse with him. he could dine and ride away. it's so nice to finally meet your mother. mama worthington, it is so nice to have you here. >> that's his wife! >> why didn't you tell me? >> the worthingtons now leaving. >> pops is really enjoying himself. >> oh, too much, if you ask me, lionel. >> i think he's doing a great job hosting. >> anybody want some of these cut-up sausages? >> florence, those are hors d'oeuvres. >> can says "sausages." >> i'll have one of those sausages. >> they're

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ha ha ha! >> wow. >> wow. ha ha ha! >> baby, isn't this kind of expensive? can we afford this? what? hey, i am the new fire commissioner, baby. i am balling. >> you didn't have to do this. >> you deserve that. >> it's very sweet and everything, baby, but, see, this ring-- >> that ring, do you like it? >> words cannot express the way i feel. >> give me some. give me some! >> oh, ok. yeah. ha ha! >> but you know what, curtis? she does actually look really good to me, though. >> compared to what? >> don't do that. >> well, actually, these rolls look really good to me. >> didn't i tell-- >> ooh ooh! stop. stop. would you stop? [doorbell rings] >> uh! ha ha ha! you like that, don't you? >> yeah. >> ha! oh, it's-- come on in. hi, you. oh, kathleen, i forgot to ask you if you eat pork. i hope you eat pork. >> i got to go. >> well, we have chicken. >> it's time for my bath. excuse me. >> oh, yeah. you know, you get pretty dirty running around over there. did you guys enjoy your paintballing? [door slams] >> what you trying to say? >> i'm trying to say, you get pretty dirty running arou

i am a singer. >> yes. >> ha ha ha ha! whatever! ha ha ha! now, please. t of your mouth -- >> ♪ ohhhh, ooh [ vocalizing ] >> hey. >> okay, okay. all right. all right, i can work with that. i can work with that. okay, what are we gonna do? what are we gonna do? okay, give it to me again. my mind's going. give it to me again. we can do something with that. >> [ vocalizing hoarsely ] >> okay, do it like you did it. do it like you just did it. >> [ voice cracking ] >> oh, no, that sucks. don't do it. no. >> curtis, i think she blew her voice out. >> amateurs. >> janine. >> [ hoarsely ] well, i can still perform. i can do it. >> baby... >> i can do this, uncle curtis. >> no, the hell you can't. you're like this. you can't do it. it's a wrap. god said, "shut up." >> see? you should have just listened to uncle curtis and broke a leg. >> go take the trash out. >> i can't hear you. you know, my music is playing and stuff. >> can you hear this? >> yep. >> thank you, baby. janine, come on. let's just go and get some tea, baby. maybe that'll fix it. >> that's a good i

ha ha ha ha. ha ha ha ha ha ha have. got a story. to us the thing that is strange is that nothing reaches us no letters no warnings just today they bought your house and you have to go but nothing has arrived. the world cup. broke up the truck. or car across. the limo told us we have all the evidence documents less. terrorists that we have sent to modify the loan that the bank suddenly sold our house during the process they never said no or yes so you will not be just sold it i mean. that's. how. our. i know what i know i am not. i'm. going to. gene agreement is the director of the center for responsible lending a financial consumer protection agency to task evaluating which financial instruments are unfair to the client after talks of mortgages gina green and her center are now interested in irregularities made by banks in foreclosure procedures . so we're in east oakland we're in the neighborhood east oakland hills it is a predominantly african-american community. and it was really you know this is one of the neighborhoods in oaklan

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! feel better? a little bit. crying really helped. this thing's unbelievable, huh? i know. it felt like we were navigating through high-speed traffic in a soda can. what was he thinking giving us a car? well, honey, it's pretty obvious he did it because of you. me? yeah. i mean, the way you yelled at him the other day. you made him feel so bad. and he knew we needed a new car, so voilÄ! our '99 douchen...thing. excuse me, but this wouldn't have happened if you would have let us get the other car, but no! we gotta save money for our children. well, just look what you've given birth to. all right, just relax now. you're just a little upset because you almost died. but maybe we just need time to get used to this thing. i mean, it is kinda cute in its own little way. oh, god, we are so screwed. hey, what's goin' on? what the hell is this? it's our new car. no, seriously, what is it? it's a car! maybe if you'd spent some time in luxembourg, you wouldn't ask such stupid questions. where do the clowns come out? 'cause in-- you know, in the ci

ha ha ha ha! you should be pleased you met me. >> arizona -- that's an interesting name. is that where you're from? >> no, that's where i was conceived. my brother's name is '58 chevy. ha! [ wheezing ] '58 chevy. well, first of all, all this has to be replaced. now, i'm gonna knock out this, and all this has to be grouted. >> okay, wait. hold on. how much is all of this gonna cost? >> let me see. hmm. how much you got? >> uh, $932. >> oh, and 16 cents. >> that's how much it'll cost. what a coincidence! ha ha! >> let's continue. someone who studies genes is called a -- >> a player. you know what i'm saying? a dude see a fine honey walking down the street with some tight jeans on, he gonna have to study that. [ chuckles ] >> the answer is geneticist. everybody knows that. >> everybody don't. >> everybody doesn't. >> okay, okay, okay, okay. um, here's the next one. the diagram used to predict the characteristics an offspring may inherit from his parents is called the...? >> [ scoffs ] look. all i know is, i ain't the daddy. ha! right? >> the diagram is called a punnett square

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ha ha ha ha ha ha! ah, funny stuff, funny stuff. so, how you plan on telling carrie about this little trainee? you think i should tell her? whoa, yeah, you gotta tell her. that's a great big mistake. what are you talking about? if he doesn't tell her, and then she finds out, she'll wonder why he was keeping it a secret in the first place. he'll never get out from under that. so what do you want him to do, walk into his kitchen and say, "hey, honey, guess what. my new trainee's got an ass like a nectarine"? no. but he's gotta tell her something. there is no way that a guy could tell his wife about a broad that he thinks is hot without her knowing that he thinks that she's hot. give me a little credit, would ya? i can tell carrie about this without it being a big deal. no, you can't. yes, i can. i'll just bring up the topic of work casually. she'll ask, "oh, how's your trainee?" i'll say, "she's fine," and we'll move on. ok, let's try it out. i'm carrie. ok. so, how's your trainee? s-she's fine. oh, god. arthur? arthur: hello. nothin'.

ha ha ha! you're funny, honey. actually, now that i see him with the lights up, he's not the best-looking bow in the bag. look at those beady eyes, huh? that gigantic, misshapen head. he's kind of a freak, actually. you'd have to be quite a hard-up skank to want to jump those bones, huh, carr? well, "skank" is-- is a little harsh. is it? well, whatever. hey, look, little fried things. ahem. so, word on the street is you ordered the steak. uh, yes. why? you didn't hear? there's been some rumblings about the meat. what do you mean? mad cow disease. i had it as a child, so i'm immune. i ordered the fish, but i'd be happy to switch entrees with you. no, thank you. kel, does doug seem weird to you at all today? what do you mean? well, it just seems like he knows what happened between todd and i, like he smells it on me. huh. well, men are perceptive like that. have you met doug? well, no, no. maybe you were just projecting a vibe... deacon told him. you told deacon?! he wasn't supposed to say anything, but i will tell yo

. >> ha ha ha! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the excitement of bringing a board game to television. tonight, two kids will enter and two kids will leave. scrabble is not that dangerous, really. the boy scouts made a decision today. they voted to lift their ban on gay scouts. openly gay boys have not been allowed in the scouts since the organization was founded back in 1910. and in 1991, they explicitly banned gay scouts. which makes sense. listen, the scouts is a place for men and boys to wear ascots and start fires by rubbing sticks together in matching outfits. it's very straight. i think the rule should be if your official uniform includes a neckerchief you must be inclusive of every sexuality. but that's just me. [ cheers and applause ] either way, gay america has come a long way the last few years. they were allowed to serve openly in the military, they're allowed to marry in 12 states and now at long last they're allowed to whittle. [ laughter ] pope francis made an extremely controversial st

ha ha ha ha ha ha! leslie, guess what today is? it's hump day. whoot whoot! ronny, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico? i'd say happier than a camel on wednesday. hump day!!! yay!! get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. if you are one of the most wanted it is probably a good idea to stay off of facebook somebody commented about the worker rescued from the bridge and the sheriff's officer responded thank you, by the way, we still have a warrant for your arrest. this is colby gillam has a warrant out for failure to appear and [indiscernible] deleted his facebook page. a graduation gift no one was expecting and [indiscernible] went to a party and one a fight broke out the class president went to break it out and he was shot in the head today his classmates stood in line for graduation and he was making plans behind-the-scenes he showed up and did something that would cause immaculate thing, he graduated with his class. >> while. >> that is amazing. >> did you everyone crying? >> brain injury.

ha ha ha ha ha ha! leslie, guess what today is? it's hump day. whoot whoot! nny, how happy are folks who save hundreds of dollars switching to geico? i'd say happier than a camel on wednesday. hump day!!! yay!! get happy. get geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. >>> welcome to the lexus inl intermission report. >> perhaps the most enjoyable aspect of this series sits unpredictability. we waited 7 1/2 minutes for someone to find the back of the net in game four. welcome. in a series this tight, mike, you don't want to give away anything for free. in that respect, how is boston leading dangerously. >> chicago couldn't take advantage of boston turning the puck over. but turnovers by boston do not bode well. they will have to clean this up if they are going stay close in this one i. didn't think they were very sharp at all in the first period. he missed thnet by a lot. breakout here. turnover resulted in odd man rushes. it should be more than 1-0 in my opinion. the hawks will have to take advantage of these turnovers. >> time for our mcdo

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