(fry and leela laughing)

offend leela's big fat eye. after they said i had an obnoxious ego? me, the magnificent bender? (gasps) back! back, you beasts! follow me. the one who stinks, according to fry's delicate nose. (grunting) (all panting) this way. we can get in through the back of the human cage and... (trumpets loudly) prairie elephant! adorable prairie elephant! (elephants trumpeting) (all screaming) zoidberg: whoop-whoop-whoop-whoop. (screaming continues) (roaring) (screaming) (barking) (screaming) (snarling) okay, let's just get in, get out and... now what? now we wait for nature to take its course. how long does it take to pass through a moon worm? all right, let's just rescue them and get out of here. hooray, they're saved! and the robot hands would make you a strawberry shortcake any time of day. 4:00, 7:00, any time. no way! i'm not lying. also, leela and i... had a very nice, very private vacation. let's just leave it at that. oh, can i tell them? please, please? i got to tell them. no. you'll only make them feel bad. let's not humiliate them. listen to sparkles. oh, no. what happened to y

leela: never mind the ship. what about us? (woozy gibberish) fry did it!and we're getting a new, safer ship. (rumbling, beeping) here i comes to save the days. (whirring) this is how you treat me? after all the good news i've given you over the years? well, if you don't want bessie, you don't want me. good-bye! ♪ don't worry, shippums, with a whole junkyard of spare parts to work with, i'll turn you into a tepid rod. oh, what the heck-- a hot rod!

(snores) now, leela, couldn't we just fire you and have fry or bender fly the ship? you stand on their air hose much longer. noted. (air hisses) (both scream) my job? toilets 'n' boilers, boilers 'n' toilets. plus that one boiling toilet. fire me iffen you dare. now, then, while many of you do half-ass jobs and the rest do jobs whose ass ratio ranges from 42% to a mere 11%, only the most pathetically useless employee will be fired today. and that employee is... hermes conrad. what?! no way! hermes, no! yes. my performance review proves the main drag on our profit is the time i waste on performance reviews. but you can't fire yourself now. we were just getting to know each other. i've already notified the central bureaucracy. (doorbell rings) they'll be here two seconds ago. i suppose you're here to tell me to pack it in? only if you buy me dinner first. (all laugh) i'm being fired. i don't think it's appropriate to joke around like that. you're right, hermes. meet mark 7-g, the machine who's replacing you. i'm mark 7-g, the machine who's replacing you. (sighs) will y