he may be a giant but this is "the colbert report" not the "mccartney repartney."ughter) i'll treat him the same way i treated last night's guest author daniel bergner in that i won't read sir paul's book, either. by the way, bergner did a great acoustic set last night. (laughter) should have taped it. i call the shots in this building and that's just the way it is, okay? i let sir paul know it's a half hour show, we have time for one song. (laughter) he immediately agreed to do an hour-long show with six songs. (cheers and applause) this and i said "yes, sir, sir." (laughter) so i told him we rehearsed at 5:00 and tape at 7:00. there's simply no other way to do it. he said he had to leave by 4:00, we'll be taping at 3:00. which is 7:00 some place in the middle of the atlantic ocean so i'm calling that one a win for our side. of course, i explained to sir paul that taping so early would mean we'd need him here by 11:00 a.m. for rehearsal and he agreed to get here when he got here. (laughter) and as with any musical guest, we have to secure the broadcast rights to t