red eye at fox news.com. if you have a video go to fox news.com/red eye. we are going to close things up with the post game wrap up. >> why are you asking people to do work for you? >> tonight's post game wrap up is brought to you by water falls. where a river and stream falls over the edge of a steep cliff. thanks, water fall. >>> all right. i will be on "the o'reilly factor" and hosting" the factor" factor" -- hosting "the factor" on friday. a new "red eye" returns tomorrow with mary katherine hamm. >> wow. time to go back to andy levy for a post game wrap up jie. thanks, greg. epa warehouse had secret man caves. moynihan, you were surprised they had pin ups. i believe they were of betty grabel. >> she has nice gams. >> she had nice gams. >> faith, you asked why they would need a man cave at work? i double checked this. i couldn't believe it it was true. it turns out women are allowed to work night. to work now. >> really? >> i love this job because i learn new things. it is amazing. paul you were shocked there were multiple man caves. i think sometimes

red eye." but if she did she should send me an e-mail or something. my wife doesn't watch "red eye." she is listening right now. >>> bill, do you think this is made up or real? >> it is completely real. we are giving them too much credit to say they conspired to this. the great thing about this in watching it and discussing it with your colleagues you can find out exactly what type of person they are depending on who they are rooting for. i was talking about a person whose name will remain nameless. i felt bad for the weather girl. i felt bad. she said i felt bad for her too. the other girl is so pretty and she has her whole career and clearly she is going downhill and old. she has nothing to look forward to. i just learned exactly who you are by watching this whole thing. and then he took out his flag pin lapel. it was uncalled for. >> news spaces are very competitive. you don't see this stuff. here it is happening on hair. that's why people are so fascinated. it happens in every newsroom acro

e-mail us, red eye at fox news.com. have a video of your animal doing something interesting, fun, exciting? perhaps a little dance? i don't want you to prod it into dancing. fox news.com/red eye. click on submit a video and we might use it. coming up, the post game report from andy levy. >> tonight's post game wrap up is sponsored by the beach. the stretch of sand or pebbles where land meets a large body of water. thanks, beach. >>> a brand-new "red eye" airs saturday at 11:00 p.m. eastern time. what a lineup. look at that. we have tucker carlson. she a delightful chap. and ann coulter, a wonderful woman. and back, it has been a longtime actor and comedian michael mcdonald. a very funny guy. very funny person. i was thinking of a joke in my head. it is time to go back to andy levy for the post game report. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> how are you? >> i'm doing great. >> let's see if i can change that. we will be up loading our computers. you apparently think more is law named after dudley moore? >> yes. >> mary tyler moore

>>> welcome to "red eye." it is like america's got talent if by america you mean greg and talent you mean picking up a drifter and throwing him in the hudson or go home and have dinner. fun either way. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. stop shaking your head and tell us what is coming up on the show. >> the senate passes a senate reform bill. some say hooray and others say boo. and president obama said he will no after snowden. where does he think she? benghazi? and would you like fries with that corpse? one funeral home with a drive through option. >> would you like frys with that corpse? were you in a hurry today and didn't have time to put effort into this? would you like fries with that corpse? >> i think it is a lovely joke. >> would you like fries with that blank is probably a lead you would see on any kind of on-line blog. >> or a little show i like to call "red eye." >> more like a big show i call "red eye" with greg gutfeld. >> go away. >> you go away first. she is so cute kittens watch vid

. >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like that's incredible, if by incredible you mean likely to clear up, but will never go away permanently, so just get used to living with it because that's what i did, mr. timberlake. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> i think that was dangerously close to libel. our top story, last week we told you about the congressman who said the faces of terrorism ad was offensive to muslims. plus anthony wiener's poll numbers are rising. that's exactly the kind of joke we won't be hearing during tonight's show. and taco bell tests new branding for its product replacing the word neat with protein as in, man, that taco bell protein just made me sick. >> thank you. it will be a challenge doing this anthony wiener segment sense we have paul mccurio. >> i know. it is never going to happen of. >> it is not going to happen. it will go to predictable, stupid puns. >> we can drop those out and it will be like he was never on the show. >> and i

. >> welcome to "red eye." it's like the six million dollar man, if by man, you mean a personal dodger, andy what is coming up on the show? >> coming up, do most americans believe they've lost their privacy. a new survey without their consent says yes. if you just said how come she did not predict that, then please change the channel. just kidding. what google search do resident s of pakistan lead the world in? >> andy, bill is doing a man on the street today. >> i know. >> and you didn't write about it, promote it and hope he dies in a horrible accident. >> honestly, for those of the viewers that saw a last one, i could not top it. i wrote myself in a corner. >> get out of here. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot that jalapenos makes poppers out of her. i am with co-anchor patti brown. and she is so hot that stolen watches sell her in time square and get top prize, that's two ts. t squared. in newark, he is consider can -- considered a corpse. and sitting next to me, daily beast editor, michael. the lede,

see you tomorrow night for a >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like cold case, if by cold case you mean like sores which are not contagious and i'm sure you will be fine. to andy levy with our pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> the nsa leaker reveals himself, but is he a hero or traitor or a tra-ro. and a woman uses facebook to expose an alleged cheating husband. is she a hero or traitor or a he-tor or a trai-ro. and students turning in play weapons. a fair and balanced look at a new segment called today in stupidity. >> thank you. >> you becha. >> bill qualifies as tra-ro. >> i don't follow. >> never mind. >> are you even talking to me? >> yes, i am. >> is this thing on? >> go away. let's welcome our guests. she is so smoking that mayor bloomburg banned people from doing her in bars. i am here with anchor lori rothman. keep laughing lori. it is becoming. he is so sharp that gunsu knives list him as a job reference. he is a first time guest. he just finished a feature film called "sidewalk traffic" that includes such"

>> welcome to "red eye" it's like how i met your mother, and if met meant that i kidnapped her. let's go to tv's andy levy for the pregame report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, our top story, alec baldwin goes on a twitter tear, and the shocking story that everyone knew would happen some day. and a new app tells you where your friends are so you can avoid them, sign me up. and finally what happens when we send bill out to interview andrew wk after he drums for 24 straight hours? hopefully the rock star has enough strength to pick him up by the throat and disembowel bill. wrap it around his throat and choke the life out of him, greg? >> just one corrections. >> what? >> 24 feet. >> i think you are wrong there. >> well, we will -- why don't we cut bill open and find out? >> capital idea. >> exactly. a human piniata, let's welcome, our fox news contributor -- do not do that to the people. and if comedy was a piece of dough, italians would pound him black and blue. in kansas, he is a dart board and i would ride him with a friend in the park, sitting next to m

go to fox fox news.com/red eye. coming up, the post game report from andy levy, our manatee without the man. >> tonight's past game wrap up. the portable timepieces to be worn on the wrist. >> a new "red eye" airs on saturday 11:00 p.m. eastern and it is going to be awesome. we have pab we have michael moynihan and lauren sivan. once again, saturday 11:00 p.m. eastern time. >> time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game review. >> thanks. my little pony movie too sexy. joe, you said you would rather see the hooker boots and skirt. can we not say hooker boots? can we say empowerment boots? >> i am used to calling them horse boots at this point. >> i almost threw up there. >> rick, greg brought up the fact that you have two daughters. i know there is lauren. what is the other one's name? >> i am going to come down there and punch you in the face. >> that's what i'm looking for, man. i need to feel. >> a hundred people at home got that joke. >>y other daughter's name is your mom. >> i am going to come up there

. >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like all my children if by children you mean shirtless body builders i hired to move a piano that i really don't v. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, what government agency spent $50 million on conferences between 2010 and 2012? and targeting conservative and tea party groups? i gave that one away, didn't i. we would like to thangt writer's guild for naming "red eye" one of the best 101 best written shows of all time. but we can't because they didn't put us on the list. and a new report from the college young republic shows what went wrong with the gop and young voters? the words dismal situation are used. >> thank you. see you at the half. >> i won't be back until later than that. >> why? >> i have something i have to take care of. >> i hope it comes back negative. >> you will be the first to know if it doesn't. >> you noy what i am excited about? >> what? >> i feel like we are the first on fox news to cufort

. >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like a fish called wanda if by fish you mean a humiliated stripper and vic who wants it back. >> our top story tonight, president obama talks to charlie rose about the nsa programs leaked by edward snowden. the latest on how this could affect his upcoming impeachment trial. and a psychic ordered by a judge to pay almost $7 million after falsely telling police a texas couple had a mass grave on their property. the story so shocking it has been five days in our show run down. and should porn stars teachers and steeks ed? some say no, but some say -- well, i give up. go ahead. greg? >> hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> what's that? >> i don't know. i can't see you. >> it is my hand. >> oh. oh, i see it now. >> it is waiving. >> it is waiving. >> go away. god, he is a waste of time. let's welcome our guest. she is so sweet that mayor bloomburg is banning 16 ounce servings of her. it is dana perino. and there are so many co coasts and if thoughtful commentary was a vision test, i would do hi

. >>> welcome to "red eye." i'm tv's andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who if you were washing is in washington so this shouldn't come as a surprise. now to tom shillue for our pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> david brooks writes another column that is more fun to talk about than to read which is great because only one of the people on our panel subscribes to the new york times, and that is just because he loves the sunday style section. and the film maker responsible for the excuse for the benghazi attacks is vowing to finish the film no one knew didn't have an ending because we weren't able to sit through the part of the film he did make. and can you tell me how to get to cell block d? "sesame street" is tackling the issue of what to do when dad is in prison, which is not surprising considering they have long advocated cookie stealing and living in garbage cans. andy? >> thanks, tom. see you at the end of the show. >> right on. >> let's welcome our guests. she still thinks we have c

. >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like america's funniest home videos. if by america you mean greg and funniest, you mean drifters no one will miss because they are dead. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. w45 is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> should we get rid of our s nukes?et most people say no, but naturally some celebrities say yes. and an eighth grader who was suspended after wearing an nra ter shirt to school faces possible jail time making itma more likely the impeach impeachment of president obama is around the corner. actively disengaged from their job. the shocking story that will -- steve? >> thanks, andy. i want to point out you have a bald man perched on your left shoulder. >> that is jeremy. >> is it? when did this first happen? >> he has been with me all day, greg. >> have you seen a doctor? >> ever since you started working on the other show you never pay uh tinges sp -- pay attention in the office. >> does it hurt? >> no, it feels good. i am thinking of getting another one because it is a little unbalanced. >> or a

i am ashamed are you on "red eye."et it doesn't stop me from promoting the show. >> i am reeling from the rhino comment and then you throw that on the plate. i think this guy is a genius. what did he do? he got out of having to promote the movie. if you just say i don't want to promote the movie, what are you? you are a breech of contract. it is harder to say you are in breech of contract when you are saying you are doing for the kids. they are not going to take money back that they should have already taken. it is smart for him to do it. although i will say and i am not saying i have it on good word that he has trapped himself into his house and smokes pot all day long and coming up with all sorts of weird things, this sounds like a guy who was trapped in a house all day long and smoking tons of weed and saying weird things. >> that's what happens. imagine you get wildly successful. i don't know what that is like. then you have everything you want and you end up trapped in a house smoking lots of pot and coming up wit

>> welcome to "red eye." it's like boy meet world, if you mean boy -- if you are watching, don't try, let's go to tv's andy levy, what is coming up on tonight's show. >> thanks, coming up a democratic congressman said that a global terrorism ad is offensive to terrorists. and pauladeen is fired anyway even after apologizing. and president obama's trip to africa could cost taxpayers up to $100 million. we will look at that straight ahead. >> thanks, andy. a little angry right now. >> why? >> bill schultz was invited toe a baseball game -- >> right, did us a favor. >> as they were trying to leave, they were trying to invite two of our other guests so we would have had no show because they wanted to go to a baseball game. >> interesting. >> i'm not actually saying it for the viewers. i'm saying it for the second floor. on fox news who are watching this on tape. that a producer tried to take our guests to a baseball game. >> look, i just want to say it was nice working with josh and he will be missed. >> hey, you

. >> eating >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like scent of a woman if by woman you mean large man ently unconscious in the re r andy levy, what is coming up >> our story is caffeinort? withdrawal, a ml disorder? i don't kn whoares? plus,r obama administration officials are using secret dissenters and send them to fema camps. stick ound to find out. and dominoes experiments with using dones to deliver pizza. i'mre the delivery guy in my neighborhood qualifies. >> thanks, andy. >> youha. >> great work. >> thanks. >> see you later. let's welcome our guest. she is so british she sleeps in amney. i am here with imogen lloyd webber. her latest book is called "the twitter diaries" and if hilarty wasike chocole he's would come in aeart and my resolsigh sidekick bill schulz. and sitting next to memmy mcguinness. that is gavin's d. his son is a writer, qu accomplished. >> a block, the lede. that'the first s. hey, greg, i'm back i'm sure i didn't miss anything good. >> thank you for that. can a cup of joe bring you whoa? caine withdr

>> wok "red eye." it is like breaking bad if by bad you mean wind. two to tv's andy levi for the pregame report. what is coming up on the snow he. >> coming up, president obama says the nsa gathering phone and internet records is no big deal. glad that is settled. not even sure why we are talking about it to be honest. plus, who is to blame for bikinis be banned at the ms. world pageant in indonesia? the answer is no not all muslims. >> why you are have to hate on justin. he is just a man a making his way in this world. >> i would like to see him make his way in another world. >> spot your believer upon ganda all you want i'm unashame. >> you may be unashamed but you stink. >> i don't deny it. >> that is the thing that makes millions. let's welcome our guests. so hot that stolen watches try to sell her in sometimes square. fox and friends first coanchor pab pab. we calpatti ann browne patti an browne. we call her pab or pab. the bode cast aail volleyball on eye tunes. i spent an hour googling okay tu puss and okayty pie. and in italy he is considered

. >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like "everybody loves raymond" if by raymond you mean greg's special back rubs you could have anytime he wanted if we just move in together. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show, you jerk? >> nice to see you started off with a lie. the leaky geek speaks, but does what he say wreak? we will take a peek. and a psychic ordered by a judge to pay $7 million after falsely telling police a texas couple had a mass grave on their property, but can she foretell whether or not we will get to this story? probably not. and miss utah explains the existence of pay inequality between men and women. if by explain you mean a bunch of words put together mean nothing to human kind. >> that's rough on her. >> i feel bad too. >> you know what, i think she did a better job than you would do under similar circumstances. >> you are probably right. and fills out a bikini better. >> i wouldn't go that far. >> thank you, sir. >> no problem. let's welcome ou

. >> women come to "red eye." it is like all in the family if by all you mean me and me you mean a hot tub. now to andy levy. what is going down on tonight's show? it has been a long day. >> coming up on the big show, a 27-year-old crazy woman videos herself going on an 8-minute long racist rant at a dunkin donut. bonus points if you already guessed she is from florida. and the nsa scandal is about to enter the second week which means it is about time to take a hard-hitting look of the blog post from the leak erred ward snowden. and twitter and twais book -- and facebook magnets for nare saw cysts? greg? >> why do you have to hate on florida? >> i am not hating on florida. >> you said surprise the racist is from florida. >> it is more the crazy part than the racist part. i enjoy the crazy. >> that you do. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot that fire alarms pull her to get out of detention. i am here with harris falkner.l her frw, saturdays and sundays on fox newschannel. and he is so smart that s.a.t.'s take

bob and i will not be >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like "america's got talent" if by america you mean greg and talent you mean worm. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, the nsa is secretly collecting all telephone data from all verizon customers. can you fear me now? and residents of cambridge, massachusetts can't understand how their perfect progressive city could have been the home to the alleged boston marathon bombers. we will try to explain it. and is major league baseball about to suspend 18 players for performance enhanced drug use? >> thank you. >> you don't care. >> i do. >> you don't care about sports. >> i do care about some sports. >> the only sports you care about -- we don't need to discuss that. >> they require a tarp. >> and a lot of water. >>> she is so sweep that syrup pours her on her pan i can cays. pan i can cays. pan i can cays. giggle, giggle. look how cute i am. it is overkill. if hilarity was a sack lunch, he would come together. and my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and she is so sh

. >> welcome to "red eye." it is like all in the family if by all you mean me and byd ey family you mean hot tub, alone m and weeping. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is cupping up -- cupping up? what is going down is what i meant to say. it has been a long day. >> thanks, bro.ng u coming up on the big show, acra 8-minute locrazy woman videos long racist rant at a dunkin' donuts. bonus points if you can guess she is from florida. >> and the scandal is entering the second week which means itt is time to take a hard-hitting look of the blog of the former girlfriend of leaker snowdenment and our -- snowden. and are twitter and facebook places for nare -- narsassists 1234*. >> why do you hate on florida? >> i am not hating on florida. >> youida. say you are surprised racists are from florida. >> it was more the crazy part.art. i enjoy the crazy. >> let's welcome our guest. s she is so hot that fire alarmslh pull her to get attention. i am hereei with harris falkner. the pros call her f-

. >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like "scream 4" if by four it means all you want because no one can hear you and you are not getting out unless i say so. just be happy there is food and water, mr. daabs. now to andy levy for a pre game reported. >> what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> our top story, snowden and putin sitting in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. some say yes, some say grow up jerk. and memory problems in young people. the shocking story you will never even know we did. nail te.d and what happens when we send bill schulz out to cover the night of a thousand judy gar land charity event? hopefully uh bunch of judies take it out on him until it is a sea of hatred and then dragging him into an alley and hitting him with the ruby slipper and he sobs there is no place like home and the massive injuries make it impossible for him to breathe let alone speak. >> thank you, andy jie. thank you. >> nicely done. >> thank you. >> go away. >>> she is so hot she can fry ants with her tears. i am here with f

johnny ask when i do the red eyes a lot of your goat to have those jogging art stations open after 10 but that will mean more jobs. and i will say that this $4.1.10 year capital plan is yet again another strong strong demonstration of our airports thinking ahead. it's an airport that's on water so it continually has to update itself and deal with seawall rise sea level rise. it has to build new facilities. the airport runways have to be invested in and the buildings themselves whether we get a new control tower oreo do the old terminal it looks like all terminals feel the same way. john did a fabulous job in making sure our labor forces throughout the area feel directly involved. it's a humanely economical engine you'll say that billion dollars and the new buildings but the $14. billion will have a large number of the construction jobs and the engineering designing jobs as well as the concession vendors that reflect the diversity of our airport. i like coming to the airport when i'm traveling more and more those days and others for the america's cup and the data breakers and all the d

all he knew is i was the guy with the red eyes. >> boltjes' eyes made it easy for authorities to identify him. he was picked up while still on parole and was sent to jail. the case against him was eventually dropped and the charges dismissed, but the damage had been done. >> sitting in jail for eight months caused me to lose my job, lose my car, lose the house i was staying in, caused me to lose everything. i got back out and had nothing. i worked so hard and tried to do everything perfectly fine this time. i don't know, it's aggravating. >> boltjes does some tattoo work to help support himself, and yes, he says he has tattooed more than just the typical body parts. >> i've tattooed about five people's eyes since i've been out of prison and it's been, like, weird colors, like neon green, fluorescent pink. i did one guy's orange and blue. one of his eyes was orange, one of his eyes was blue. and then just the regular normal colors, >> looking for a job wo >> making surprise. so, this is but now small town i it's not just a line on the test strip. >> mm-hmm. just wait until it comes out. i

bye. >>> welcome to "red eye." it is like america's funniest home videos.ean greg and funniest, you mean drifters no one will miss because they are dead. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. w45 is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> should we get rid of our s nukes?et most people say no, but naturally some celebrities say yes. and an eighth grader who was suspended after wearing an nra ter shirt to school faces possible jail time making itma more likely the impeach impeachment of president obama is around the corner. actively disengaged from their job. the shocking story that will --

. >>> welcome to "red eye."l my children if by children you mean shirtless body builders i hired to move a piano that i really don't v. let's go to tv's andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, what government agency spent $50 million on conferences between 2010 and 2012? and targeting conservative and tea party groups? i gave that one away, didn't i. we would like to thangt writer's guild for naming "red eye" one of the best 101 best written shows of all time. but we can't because they didn't put us on the list. and a new report from the college young republic shows what went wrong with the gop and young voters?

. >> following a red eye flight and his arrival, baltimore makes remarks to the people of northern ireland before joining leaders of eight of the most powerful nations for a conference in this county hard hit by the economic crisis. the windows have been fitted with images of bustal and prosperity. >> there has not been employed for 100 miles in the last month. it is part of an all over scheme. >> a country that experienced decades of violence will host meetings that will, among other things, take on the civil war in syria. a topic that put the united states and russia at odds. u.s. pledged more support for syrian rebels. puttedden criticized that decision. showing a fighter who appeared to be eating the heart of a

. >>> welcome to "red eye." it's like the love boat. if by boat you mean hot tub i installed in my living room. let's go to tv's andy levy for our pregame report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top stories tonight. does low self-esteem cause people to become terrorists? the shocking story that won't make you feel good about yourself. which apparently will cause you to be a terrorist. probably shouldn't be doing this story. plus, has the u.s. government come out in support of test driving for self-driving cars? some say it's to keep an eye on self-driving technology. but others say it's to eventually make it easier to get people to the fema camp. finally, an animal planet mockumentary on mermaids leads to 3.6 million viewers tuning in with some of them not realizing it was fake. those people went to bed and woke up in the morning to watch "morning joe." greg? >> thanks, andy. kind of a cheap shot against "morning joe," andy. >> i'm sorry. >> that was a compliment. >> then keep calm and shut up, greg 37. >> go away. let's welc

. >> reporter: following a red eye flight. president barack obama makes remarks to the people of northern ireland. before joining leaders from eight of the most powerful nations from the county hard hit by the global economic crisis. the windows in the county have been fitted with bustle and prosperity. >> probably 100 miles for the last month. it makes it look better. >> the count that experienced decades of violence will host meetings that will, among other things take on the civil war in syria, a topic that put the united states and russia at odds. united states plugged more support for syria rebels. and putin doesn't like that decision. >> who kills their enemies and eats their organs and all of that is filmed and shot, do you want to support these people? >> reporter: as they get underway, the guardian reports that the 2009 summit in london monitored the phones of participants and leaking controversial details of the united states. abc 2 news. >>> closer to home. a new development this morning on the most destructive wild

so, i got rerouted on a red eye to cleveland. >> she will go to work in wisconsin in the morning after a long night without sleep. united airlines tried to keep people appraised. >> i keep getting calls and it is getting pushed back an hour and an hour. fingered crossed. >> reporter: she expects to spend this night camped out in a chair. >> i got an e-mail at 3:00 in the afternoon that my flight for tonight will be tuesday morning. >> it was not bad for everyone, he got a playdate. >> we got put up in a hotel at 3:30 in the morning and had to spend the day here and hopefully we can get on now. >> reporter: not exactly a lost weekend for those folks but, you know, maybe it will be a more present weekend if they can be where they wanted to be. >> a the love people are are still waiting for their flights. are a lot of people camping out at the airport? >> reporter: interestingly, that changed quite a bit now. people can access airport information on the internet and their apps. if people were coming to the airport to leave they know to come later even though are delayed. it is mostly peop

johnny ask when i do the red eyes a lot of your goat to have those