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(à la sylvester stallone): yo, angie, how's it goin'?erring without being aroused and ashamed. oh! cousin jeanie. (sighs) could you please drive a little faster? oh, i think we're going sufficiently fast. (mechanical clunking) what's that? nothing. the engine does that sometimes. it can't be nothing. the check engine light is on. we need to find a service station. no. the light has been on since i bought the car. all the more reason to consult with a mechanic before it explodes. it's not going to explode. just keep driving. warp speed ahead, mr. spock. mr. spock did not pilot the enterprise. he was the science officer, and i guarantee you that if he ever saw the enterprise's check engine light blinking, he would pull the ship over immediately. oh, god, i'm gonna lose the arm. oh, well, red light. release accelerator and slowly apply... the... brake. nailed it. while we have a moment, may i ask you a question? what? why do you have the chinese character for soup tattooed on your right buttock? it's not soup. it's courage. no, it isn't. bu

. >> that was a sylvester stallone and sandra bullock movie where they can have sex in the future. >> yes. "demolition man." 1kwr50*eu it was good. >> greg's ending, a question to you. opting for that or "six feet under"? >> i would take any kind of life. guy that's the point. >> my dad said if i can't wipe my own ass, kill me. i said i don't care if i am just this. please turn the page. >> you think, okay, if hell is you constantly falling, leak you are falling, that's all you do for eternity, like within 500 years you are used to it. you are just falling and doing other things, but constantly falling and then you meet somebody while you are falling and then you get married and you have kids while you are falling because human beings adapt to everything. in fact, when we were born and made on this earth probably we thought it was horrifying and then we got used to it. >> where are we right now? >> we are very philosophical. if you are getting philosophical i will be with j.k. rowling. harry should be pitching the living and not the dead. i don't think i want to be immortal. apparentl

it reminded me long ago when sylvester stallone sent his long-term girlfriend a breakup via fedex.y hadn't talked to each other, who knows what the circumstances are? it seems everyone is doing everything via text. >> can you ever imagine being in the position where you would divorce someone by text message? >> people do a lot of stuff by texting i can't imagine. >> piers, there's still people that don't know how to text today. >> really? >> there are some people, it's interesting that the technological advancements have done so many great things, but we've lost ways to communicate. >> my sons from father's day were tweeting me from their seats from the next seat. nice to have you back. thank you all very much indeed. that's all for us tonight. john king is in for anderson cooper and starts in just a few minutes. this is it. this is what matters. the experience of a product. how will it make someone feel? will it make life better? does it deserve to exist? we spend a lot of time on a few great things. until every idea we touch enhances each life it touches. you may rarely look at i

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you squared off against rocky, sylvester stallone's rocky, red white and blue, and really ensured yourout your new venture and why you're taking this on. >> well, it's a hosting gig, sort of like what you do. it's called "race to the scene," it's a competition show based on a bunch of big movies like "et," "terminator ii," "ironman," "spider-man," and these contestants have to replay all of these scenes from the movie and i'm the host. >> and who will you be interviewing? talk to me about what kind of people you'll be hosting? >> these are regular people who signed up on the show to compete and try to win ten grand in half a day's work. >> excellent. >> it's kind of exciting, and it's also fun and comedic. you know, so something different for me. >> we're looking at some of the shots, it's pretty amazing, the strength and power of reality tv. and how well it's done. >> yeah, i don't watch much of it, but -- now i've got to watch it because i'm in it. >> let me ask you about your movies, the two expendables films worldwide have made nearly $600 million. what have those movies done for y

. >> oddly she looks younger than sylvester stallone. >> stephanie: she does. >> hey pauly!ie: i saw they had an autopsy, and it was natural causes. >> it happened to a very close friend of ours -- my former agent, he was 48 years old, great shape, road bicycles, and he was coming back from a hike one day, and that was it. it may not have been attributed to his drug use or his size. >> stephanie: let's talk more as we continue after the break on the "stephanie miller show." ♪ this show is about analyzing criticizing, and holding policy to the fire. are you encouraged by what you heard the president say the other night? is this personal, or is it political? a lot of my work happens by doing the things that i'm given to doing anyway, by staying in touch with everything that is going on politically and putting my own nuance on it. in reality it's not like they actually care. this is purely about political grandstanding. i've worn lots of hats, but i've always kept this going. i've been doing politics now for a dozen years. (vo) he's been called the epic politics man. he's micha

sorry a legal responsibility to misuse words and misquote movies, as sylvester stallone said in tootsyou feel about cleveland? >> right. [ laughter ] >> there's this glass ceiling on it, because had they let obama's appointees in, this would have gone right to him whether that person was involved or not. it was the very fact that they wouldn't let a president that ruined their own scandal hunt a couple of years later, and that is fairly consistent to with all of the other scandals that are there. get used to that being a consistent thing -- >> there is a little bit of fascination with these hearings because the guy in charge said yeah, i don't remember i'm six months now i -- i don't remember. and there's a lot of that. i don't know. i don't remember. which lends itself to some suspicion of well then who does remember. >> right. i'm not the first person to bring this up but to me, the tea party groups that got sidelined and put in a special stack deserve it because they are clearly not 501(c)(4) organizations. most of their applications were written with crayons and ma'amer hammers, we

is it true when you landed the first punch on brian's best friend, sylvester stallone, is it true thatsult of that? >> i don't know. he ended up in the hospital. i don't know how. somebody did it. >> steve: that's real? >> yeah, that's real. >> brian: why did you kill apollo? was that necessary? >> i don't know, man. he had a big mouth u got to agree. >> brian: he did. >> it was in the script, too. >> steve: a moment ago we saw you in your show where you're impersonating tom hanks who does forrest gump. we understand you do fantastic impressions. why don't you do one and see if we can guess who it is. >> well, let's see. >> gretchen: marlon brando. >> steve: fantastic. >> walk into my house, you know. asking for money. anyway. >> brian: wow! i felt like i was transported! >> steve: let's compare it to the original. there it is. >> my daughter is getting married and you're asking me for money, money. >> i thought i was a bit better. >> steve: yeah. >> brian: you have another impression for us? >> let's see. well, let's see. i like the tough guys. i can do -- how about this? i need a sho