i'm gonna have my frat work with me at decatur u. in illinois. >> doing what? team? >> no. coaching. >> coaching what? the eating team? >> football. >> reggie coaching football? you got to be -- be serious. be serious! [ laughs ] oh, you're serious. >> of course he's serious. >> yes, the university is looking for an assistant coach, and this is the best man for the job. >> really? that's wonderful, reggie. >> cora, that's whack. that sandwich this boy got hidden in his drawer is a better coach than he is. >> i ain't got no sandwich hidden in my drawers. >> hey, coach, bite me. say cheese. >> mr. brown. reggie, so does that mean you have to relocate? >> yeah, maybe. >> yes! yes! like i was saying, reggie is the best coach in here right now. [ male announcer ] now we can all be at the corner of "just another prescription" and "sweet, something just for me." with walgreens balance rewards, everyday trips to the pharmacy earn you 500 points for each prescription you fill. and 500 more for immunizations. points you can redeem for, well, almost anything. get five dol