i don't want to see my ankle and i don't want to carry the dang torch. uh...nyone want to see nancy in an art film? shug! dad. someday someone's going to make the world's largest fruit pie and the next day i'm going to get in the guinness book of world records for eating it. bobby, i'm not in the mood for riddles right now. i'm just saying i hope you aren't backing out because you feel bad for me. i'll have my moment in the sun someday. but this one's yours. you're a hero. you took arlen high to state. ( sighing ): i'm not a hero. i'm a disgrace. bobby: okay, your trousers are filthy. but so were everybody else's. forget about it. keep watching. bobby: wow! there's more. bobby: that's amazing! i didn't realize people walked like egyptians back then. it's shameful. the worst the only thing missing was an earring. and on the very next play going for the two-point conversion that would have won us the championship i broke my ankle. god was punishing me for being prideful. he didn't give me a fatal heart attack because he still wanted me to sell propane but he mad

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thank you so much. >> i do like ali baba, i don't like e-commerce, china, dang dang.hinese market will bounce, if you feel that way, play with the fxi. individual stocks, they go up, go down, where she stops, unfortunately, nobody knows. that's not the kind of investing i want to encourage on "mad some like sun salutation. i like some salutations. some like sharknado. i'd like chartnado. the charts say namaste to lulu. stay with cramer. >> it is time, time for the lightning round. say the stock, sell, sell, sell, buy, buy, buy. and then the lightning round is over. are you ready ski daddy? we start with elizabeth in florida. >> caller: hi, jim. last week five below announced the coo david johnson will be leaving at month's end, there is no successor. it was approaching the 200 day moving average of $36.44. is this a buying opportunity? >> i have to say it is. i, too, never wanted to see that management turmoil, business is good, long-term expansion. i'm not that concerned. dustin in indiana. >> what it is, jimmy. >> yo. >> caller: western union, wu. >> decent yield, m

thank you very much. >> i do like ali ba ba, i don't like e-commerce, dang dang t.se market will bounce, if you feel that way, play with the fxi. mekox lanning. they go up, go down, where she stops, unfortunately, nobody knows. that's not the kind of investing i want to encourage on "mad money." some like sun value days. i like some salutations. some like sharknado. i'd like chart nado. stay with cramer. are you sure we should take this billboard down? people find out state farm does car loans as well as they do insurance, our bank is through. good point. grab an edge. look there's two guys on the state farm borrow better banking sign. nope for real there's two dudes on the state farm borrow better banking sign. [ reporter ] breaking news from the state farm borrow better banking sign... we're seeing two men that have climbed the borrow better banking sign gentlemen please get down from the state farm borrow better banking sign. phil get the hose. okay he's getting the hose. alright, let's go. [ male announcer ] talk to a state farm agent about car loans that can sa

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there are great things about dang and on the surface it feels good. and brings a sense of pride and for myself and for other people. it's an honor to dance in the arena and wear the regalia. when things happen, when we face those obstacles or hit those speed bumps we will have something to look at. we will something to fall back on. this is where i am and i have my daughter and making her proud of me, you know, doesn't happen everyday but it feels really good, and when i was able to share that information with her, and have her blessing and her proud of me -- [inaudible] but to give back and that kind of thing [inaudible]. all the different groups and teams and all the people that i am able to share like my life with and be a part of their life i just really -- very fortunate. >> and let's welcome her to the stage. [applause] >> so i want to present this award on behalf of kqmd and the native american community to this amazing young woman and does so many important things and does wonderful things for for our community. thank you anacita. [applause] >

dang! my stomach is just total--you smelled that? >> no, not you this time. it's...something burning. >> something's burning? oh, lord, nephew! ah! this can't be good. oh, nephew. >> ooh. it's a matching set, though. >> no, simone, he's not here yet. what do you mean, what are we gonna do? what aren't we gonna do? [doorbell rings] oh, wait, that's him. i'll call you back. okay, bye. ahem. >> hey. oh, you look nice. >> thank you. come in. >> so, uh, we alone? >> yes, we are alone. >> well, i brought us a little something to drink to get the night started off right. >> oh, great. thanks. uh, you know what? i'm--i don't drink. >> oh, you don't drink? >> i don't drink that. >> oh, okay. you want me to go pick up something else? >> no, it's fine. i already had some. maybe later, though. >> okay. >> thanks. >> well, did you--did you miss me? >> yes. did you miss me? >> i missed you, too. [brianna giggles] uh, whoo, it's getting hot in here, right? >> it's about to get even hotter. >> uh-- >> oh. >> oh, man! brianna? >> derek-- >> gary? >> derek? >> marco-- >> polo.

i don't think usher would do anything to put his children in dange intentionally. >> a video vogue biebermill of of a melee. investigation ordered his bodyguards to do a saltalacchia down beat dean on a patron. abby wambach offered this tongue-in-cheekdvice. >> that would be so you're a nice boy. pull your troicers up. >> we have seen on-camera clashes on have you view. >> i asked you a question. >> now there is a rumored blow up between whoopi and barbara. what is going on, a.j.? >> you know how everyone likes to stir up drama. the ladies of the view are clearing the air. >> some idiot reporter i can't wait until she retires, and what the hell, and you know. >> you didn't tell me that. >> well, that is pause it didn't happen. >> she wanted to know what everyone really thinks of her. >> two more days here. have it, go ahead. tell

being the only town in america where you could say "way to go, einstein" and have an old man say "dang." (laughter) now, the 12th is also home to supreme court justice antonin scalia, meaning that clarence thomas insists he's from there, too. if you're in the 12th don't miss a night out with the minor league trenton thunder. they're always doing something new like the april 30 organ donation awareness night which, coincidentally, was also dollar hot dog night. (cheers and applause) and who has the jersey boys to represent such districts? why, none other than democratic congressman and physicist rush holt. i sat down with representative holt in chairs. congressman, thank you so much for talking to me today. >> good to be with you, stephen. >> stephen: tell me about the fighting 12th. >> it has ethnicities more diverse than you can imagine. you go into a public school in anywhere in that part of the state and you'll find maybe 25 different languages spoken at home. >> stephen: you're the congressman for new jersey's 12th but you are running to be the new senator from new jersey. why do y

dang. justin bieber, i know why you like her now. i'm going to the next selena gomez concert.k at this girl shake her booty. ♪ you know it's got your name on it ♪ >> she's a terrible dancer and she's going like this. and it's known to be terrible. that's provocative? >> it's like the girl in the talent show who doesn't know she has all the steps down. >> it was like the britney spears of v.m.a.'s, people moving around her more than she's moving. >> walking back and forth to a rihanna song. what's the point of that? >> you guys all suck. >> oh, my god, it's lady gaga! she's taking pictures, she's dining, she's interacting with the tmz hollywood tour bus, like we'd go a day without mentioning that big red cash cow. >> full bus? >> full bus. lady gaga's sitting there. >> he loves money. >> let's go to the bus. >> just saw lady gaga. >> driving up to the chateau marmont and i go, that's lady gaga. >> they went crazy. >> one kid jumped out of the side of the tour bus. >> please note, tmz is not liable for injuries sustained during celebrity sightings. >> he's a lawyer. >> back to g

now i think there's a dange anywhere diabetes. as i was saying perhaps he may have very high cholesterol level. now, here we were talking about personal responsibility. he's 30 years old. he's not a child. if you were 15, 14 years old you could accept the rebellion from the teens. but if you have a 30-year-old man who doesn't want to eat well and doesn't want to exercise, doesn't want to have his cholesterol level controlled, that's unacceptable. we should draw a line between types of responsibility. so i know you are worrying about your son. but if he doesn't want to change and he doesn't want to listen to you, and he doesn't see a nutritionist and doesn't change his eating habits for the better, he's not going to change. i'm very sorry. i have to tell you that. and now unfortunately we have to finish for today. so thank you once again for being with us. and don't forget that we will be meeting again in this new season of "speaking of health". see you next time.  >> at subaru, we build vehicles like the rugged outba

we got your ding-dang-dongs and your do-re-mis and your, uh, ha-cha-chas, huh?ing ) ( humming ) i'm trying to find a particular tune. it's the one that goes like... ( tuneless humming ) mom, is this the one you want? ( tones playing "close to you" ) yes, that's it! lisa, you ought to be a doorbell salesman. oh, that's just what i need-- another piranha in the tank. the light's on. all systems are dingdong. come on, mom. let's take it for a test drive. oh, it's not a toy, lisa. we'll just have to wait until someone comes. anyone? anyone at all? oh! milhouse is selling seeds and he's coming this wa... oh, the birds got him. ( screaming ) not the face! if your father was here, there'd be process servers repo men and bounty hunters to beat the band. wait! people are coming! i think they're jehovah's witnesses! yes! wait, marlon. you know, i just had a thought. maybe we're bothering people by trying to change their religion. what if we don't have all the answers? you're right, noreen. let's go get real jobs. ( grumbling ) i would have feigned interest. still no visit

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olaf college and randy dang will attend northeastern illinois university. >> ifill: a week from todaythree u.s. presidents and thousands more will gather in the nation's capital to mark the 50th anniversary of the march on washington. we continue our look back over the decades tonight, with the words of one of the student volunteers from that day-- miki conn from upstate new york-- who at the time was attending howard university. .->> the march on washington tok place when i was 18, my first summer at howard. i found out through the nonviolent action group, nag, that a march on washington was being organized and that there was an office there that needed -in addition to learning how to do a mailing, i learned that it wasn't solely about that day. that it was about what comes after. what the march on washington showed me is that there are always others who have the same interests, the same concerns. and that if you can get them together to think about it and plan about it you can make changes. >> ifill: that was miki conn from upstate new york. she's one of many whose firsthand account

- ( bell dings ) - dang! dang! - that's my dog! - three for three! oh my gosh. - that's my baby. - wow. wow wow wow. all right. that's crazy. i feel like you can't play anymore, jackee. - okay, i'm through. i'm through. - you have an unfair advantage. - but what's crazy about that, you said, "how did she know?" "'cause we're best buds." and i'm like, "that's how you know those are her breasts?" - they're best buds. okay, let's take a look-- we have more for you. don't worry. don't worry, honey. we've got another one for you. cleavage #4. don't-- don't jump in, jackee. - man. - you just hold it. - do you recognize that one? - yeah! - oh, i'm lost. - come on, stryker. help us out. - i am-- - i don't-- i can't-- - out of the game. - this is jackee! it's jackee! wait wait! - and who does it belong to? who does it belong too? who is it? - ( laughter ) - ( bell dings ) - ( yelling ) - mmm. wow. - jroc, is that your wallet? ricki, darling. wow, thank you for playing. i feel like i'm going to hell but thank you so much for playing. stay with us, guys. coming

dang rouse. >> reporter: we moved to -- dangerous. >> reporter: we moved to what happened after they have gotten older. this is the 4h farm world where you can bring your kids out and get up close and personal and find out where your food comes from and your milk comes from and all the good things come from. you get to meet well the cavs and being meet the cavs and let's go over here and -- calves and let's go over here and say hello, to the ladies. they are turkeys and that's thanksgiving different and a chicken dinner. but there's lot of things to get up and close and personal with at the fair. people may not get to see what animals look like in the natural state or somewhat natural state or get a chance to go to one of the many, many wonderful family farms here in the state of maryland. get a chance to come out and hang out. look at that. you know, how close can you get to tt. that's one of the things you have to get out and see for yourself here. hello, how are you folks doing? good morning ladies. just fantastic. this is going to be the kick off day for the 10 best days of summe

tonight, fire officials tell us several communities are in immediate dang roarer. they are worried they will lose home. the blaze is 2% con tatained an cost $5 million to fight so far. >>> the fire danger continues in to the weekend across a huge part of the country where suddenly it is like the wild, wild west. a dust storm, freak hailstorm and flash flood warnings tonight, all hitting at once. for more on that we go to meteorologist jim cantore at weather channel headquarters. hi, jim. >> hey, lester. the important thing about california is we haven't gotten in to what is known as the santa ana season for southern california. so you don't see many red dots. all of these dots represent all of the large fires, the dozens of large fires out there. as we get in to this weekend, a deep surge of tropical moisture will come north, across the west. it won't get in the fire zones. it may help a couple of these, but we don't think it will help many. two to three inches of rain. you may not think that is much but there are some places in california and arizona that get two

the dang sporthe danger is not .re is still the task of preventing any fires from reigniting of the thousands of tp*z frotp-rz fromfirefighters m across the country. >> we recognize this area has had a history of fay tal a fatas in the last 30 years for firefighters. we are cognizant of the terrain and fuel conditions and the fire behavior that a kurz here occur. >> something we take very seriously. >> reporter: it's been one of the largest firefighters in california history. while it may be beaten back a bit. it's fa there are beaten, melissa chan, al jazerra, california. >> and as the fire consume even more territory, what are the most pressing risks facing firefighters and emergency management personnel? and to answer that question joining is us now with the latest is kelly houston deputy director of crisis communications for the governor's office of emergency services. and mr. houston, what are the greatest threats pose bide the fire right now? >> the greatest threats are one like you heard from the chief, from c

lou: christian that is perhaps the most insulting part of what the dodg dang is doing -- administration is doing, tling prosecutor to with hole evidence. >> why do we have a attorney general always on the side of the law list, prosecutors are will concealg relevant information from the court. if the judges -- if federal judges are smart they will asksk u.s. attorneys in court, how many drugs did he have? we can debate federal drug law, but one thing our attorney general ought to do is tell the truth, he has a problem, add mering to the rule of law, and telling the truth. lou: let me tn to another challenge, that is the border surge. in asylum seekers we're looking at what now many authorities feel an attempt to swamp the system by claiming asylum from mexican nationals who typically had not claimed asylum, they just simy crossed the border, what is going on? >> i don't know what is going on. what do we do? the foundion of america is to welcome people in as long as they come in legally and tax paying and reported members of of r society, what do we tell you, no we're not going toheck you

dang. >> sit down. >> all right. >> you're driving, mr. brown. ms.e, get in the backseat, please. >> ow! >> you can't ride with us. we gonna drop her off at the animal shelter. >> hey, can we put the other girl in the car so we can balance out the ugly? >> yes, baby. >> come on, girl. >> god, i can't look at her in this mirror like--look at that! what the what? >> start the car, mr. brown. >> okay. [imitates car engine noises] it's the starter. [both make revving noises] listen to it. >> we're only going to the store, mr. brown, not the indy 500. >> okay, okay. mm-hmm. >> you pull to a stop sign. what happens? >> oh, yeah, baby. >> make it bounce. make it bounce. yeah! bounce it high! >> oh! >> yeah! >> what--what are you doing? >> all right, make it bounce, baby! >> what are you doing? >> i'm flipping switch, baby. bam! >> oh, yeah. >> look at that--3 wheels. ah! [mr. brown laughs] >> stop it! now, a police cruiser comes slowly up behind you. what do you do? >> it's the po-po! throw the stuff out! throw the stuff out! i'm not going down by myself! w

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dang. justin bieber, i know why you like her now. i'm going to the next selena gomez concert. look at this girl shake her booty. ♪ you know it's got your name on it ♪ >> she's a terrible dancer and she's going like this. and it's known to be terrible. that's provocative? >> it's like the girl in the talent show who doesn't know she has all the steps down. >> it was like the britney spears of v.m.a.'s, people moving around her more than she's moving. >> walking back and forth to a rihanna song. what's the point of that? >> you guys all suck. >> oh, my god, it's lady gaga! she's taking pictures, she's dining, she's interacting with the tmz hollywood tour bus, like we'd go a day without mentioning that big red cash cow. >> full bus? >> full bus. lady gaga's sitting there. >> he loves money. >> let's go to the bus. >> just saw lady gaga. >> driving up to the chateau marmont and i go, that's lady gaga. >> they went crazy. >> one kid jumped out of the side of the tour bus. >> please note, tmz is not liable for injuries sustained during celebrity sightings. >> he's a lawyer. >> back

dang. >> i think the girl is just mad 'cause she don't have a man, that's all. >> oh, so she's a hater women like that -- you know, the kind that get upset 'cause you don't give them no play. >> the bottom line is, i want this girl to get back on the plane and take her butt back to new york. >> you know what? you should cook for them. every woman loves a man that can throw down. >> honey, that dinner was delicious. >> oh, thank you, baby. i thought you would like the pasta. >> personally, i thought the pasta was overcooked, and the sauce tasted like it came out of a can. >> well, that's funny, lisa, because you usually like takeout from demarco's. >> takeout? you mean c.j. didn't cook this? >> no. c.j. doesn't cook. >> oh, well, you probably left it sitting out too long. >> you know what? that's it. i mean, that's it. we both know that i can't do nothing right when it comes to you. i think you jealous of this relationship. >> [ laughs ] no, no, no, no, no. i am not jealous, okay? i just think that she could do better. tanya could find someone who doesn't have kids and an ex-wife who li

she's so dang new york, but she's funny. they went with it because i was funny for a while.hen i became more political during the election, and that was a problem for people, i'm sure. but i don't really care. >> john: i don't see why you would. billy wilder said if you're going to tell people the truth, make it funny or they'll kill you, and i have conservative folks in my family who love. >> you i've never been told to be quiet. it's scary. i could say anything i wanted to, they would never say be quiet you're annoying people. they ignored me, but so i figured i could say anything i want. >> john: you were a teacher. >> i got fired from that job. i had a job up in rhode island that i got fired because i was telling the kids that they didn't need to go to the vietnam war, it wasn't for them. >> john: if you knew whattous path was going to be, you had the stage time in front of a class, and you knew you were a good public speaker. >> i used to win speech contests all the time. they always picked me to be in front of the class, so it was a natural class. i have stage fright,

i liked the fact that i was inside of it and not dang listening out of it.ampion cliff diver orlando duke thinks differently than do i. launc launches himself out of a red bull helicopter. 75 feet into the hudson river. cliff diving world series. >> he's crazy. >> yes but he's good. >> that is this edition of 7 news. on coffee tv 20 for all of us here. spencer as well we appreciate your time. see you again at 11:00 o'clock over on again at 11:00 o'clock over on channel 7. goodbye. charlie: ay-oh! ( door slams ) mac: what is up, bitches? sweet dee: well, i'm trying to revamp my myspace page. this guy's been trying to contact me for, like, two weeks now, and i've just been blowing him off, but he's saying that he's our dad. awesome. crazy person. let me see.

how dang vows that for president obama and indeed, other world leaders. >> i think the main reason president obama is not more decisive is that the public has. ti appetite for some broader help jury. he has resisted for that reason. and i think as you say, that the problem is that we overreabouted in afghanistan. we overreacted in iraq. and that has led to a paralysis in the case of syria. but at the end of the day, our approach in syria, simply, has not worked. the things we tried to prevent like the spread of the war to surrounding countries, like the growing civilian slaughter, the steady escalation of the conflicts and the radicalization of the rebels, they have happened anyway. >> fran, let's talk about president assad for a moment. everyone has been talking very loudly about the need for him to go for well over a year now. now we're at the critical point of military action and that rhetoric has been reigned back. now not a regime change it's a retaliatory strike perhaps, concentrated on the chem weapons' aspect of what he's done. this can is all the a bit of a mess in terms of how you

first of all what a dang pleasure to be on the second to last show of the war room. >> michael: brett yes, michael. >> michael: this is the last show. >> oh, that changes things. anthony weiner, we're going to give him desert island dream. anthony weiner. he gets desert island dream my dream is one day he'll go on a desert island, and run out of batteries on his phone, and he won't be able to sext me any more. >> michael: it's been a drag. >> it's been very hard. >> michael: you're the only guy i know he's sexting. >> yes, you should see my profile pic. it's pretty andrognus. i'm runner up because after a half hour after i eat chalupa i can clear the elevator out of anyone. >> michael: just a half hour. >> my grandmother said it would go right through me. >> michael: she made chalupas. >> no, lease likely to understand the anatomy of a human being body? >> michael: i don't know, you tell me. >> steve king. here steve king. not stephen king the author, because he understands it very well because he is very descriptive in all those flasher books he wrote. but he, that guy, he's ridiculo

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the bush administration misled this country into that dang war.ing. but the american people are so loathe to engage in another plilt conflict in the middle east. this is the problem. we'll be paying the price for mr. bush's deceitful, and i think, disastrous war in iraq, for a generation. and maybe this is part of the price that we're paying, is that americans do not want a third war in the middle east. >> paul -- >> sherry, let me jump in here. it does sound like an argument that's really, it's like, have you stopped beating your wife argument? because you're saying, in order to show that hays not partisan, that he has to admit in some way that these chemical weapons could have come from saddam. >> i think it shows he's rising above politics by looking at the landscape. of course you'll have people on the left and the right, they're going to start lobbing little political grenades at that. but the serious people, republicans and democrats can acknowledge the possibility and i think that way the president doesn't get tangled up in past politics, a

she's got a look at high fire dang somewhere warmer temperatures that we've been having. >> it has beenut there. you know what? today it's not going to feel as bad. temperatures true it form because temperatures are going to be 90 in livermore. and we lose the humidity, so we lose the heat index. morning drive, san jose back to school. see if there's any impact on the roads yet with mike inouye. >> good morning. we talk about that, san jose school districts. we have three more districts and san jose state 280 past san jose state. this is up toward the 880/17 interchan interchange. look at all of the cars towards us things are jamming from downtown two 880/17 interchange and continuing to cupertino. here than stretch from 87 downtown, san jose state traffic will impact you for the guadeloupe parkway and 280. continuing up towards saratoga, lawrence expressway and coop cupertino toward the apple campus, the spaceship thing they'll build there. north 85 slowing towards saratoga. heavier volume. we'll end with the south bay look. >>> now a look at the top stories that we've been following t

dang was a hassle for her-- the kid and all. she was really struggling to make it on her own.er bank account before she disappeared? no. but it couldn't have been much. donna didn't have two nickels. miller: she owe anybody? someone named lester? wasn't like her. she hated to borrow. was a real blow when she had to move back in with her mom. wouldn't wish that woman on anyone. you worked with her at the dealership? helped her get the job as a greeter. quit 'cause i couldn't stand it anymore. bunch of sexist sharks. (sighs softly) no idea why she wanted to swim in that tank. ("whip it" by devo playing) ♪ crack that whip! ♪ give the past the slip steed motors. i'll transfer you to service. hold, please. hi, mommy. aw, geez, paula, i totally forgot. hi, boo! i got to run, donna. i told you i got a date tonight. yeah, i just got to close out. uh, just a few things. donna, hold and clear my next appointment. tell mickey the fleet sales can wait. i want to make sure we get mr. callahan here all squared away tonight. certainly, sir. now, george, if i can get him to throw in the floor

flippers equals dang are, watch out.hat's when the professionals come in and start playing their games, we're more likely to be in a bubble. go ahead, joe. >> just that they were going, the flippers are in there to soak up profit, that's it. they're not there to invest in the neighborhood or to see growth happen. the second thing is with mortgage-backed securities, dodd frank was supposed to put a lid on that job by having investors have skin in the game, in other words for every dollar that gets invested, banks, investors are on the hook for 5 cents. the banking lobby is trying to gut that rule. they're having lobbying cocktails, dinner meetings to try to convince the senate to gut that particular rule so they wouldn't have any risk at all, so whatever gets put in, they get the profit, take the profit and run, and when the bubble collapses or whenever what happens happens, they get to keep the money and if they do have to default on any kind of loans, we have the four big words, too big to fail. that's what happened las

. >>> a beer delivery truck has crashed and leftd the cab dang ling oef a bridge.r and the passenger were rescued unharmed. i'm veronica dellcruise. now back to the program. >>> prison inmates don't have a lot to look forward to. so visitations are a big deal. for some of these inmates they haven't seen a child or a wife or parent in years. so it is a very dramatic time when they come to visit them. and in lockup, these visitations have provided some of the most compelling moments in the series. >> few visitations provide as much drama as conjugal visits when an inmate is allowed an overnight stay with his spouse. >> makes you appreciate the little things in life. >> when we met ron golden at the california state prison he was serving a 22-year sentence for armed robbery and assault on correctional staff. he claimed his recent marriage to a childhood friend helped turn him around. >> before we were married i was always in a lot of fist fights and in and out of the hole. >> golden's improved behavior earned him the right to a 46-hour conjugal visit with his wife in

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the naacp is out of their dang minds to think that this should be investigated by the department of justice. surprise, surprise that i think this is way overkill. it's wrong that the president is receiving more than 400% an increase in threats than any other president. that's bad. >> where did you get that statistic from? >> from the secret service. but do people even know what rodeo clowns do? i love the rodeo. i love rodeo austin. first two weeks in austin, march of 2014. rodeo clowns have to have nerves of steel. they have to have lightning reflexes. they have to have selfless devotion. so, you know what? it's a joke. rodeo clowns are the epitome of distraction. >> hell has frozen over on "hannity" because this is the first time i think we've ever agreed. let's go back and take a look at history. we've got tricky dick nixon and his mask. and we've got -- let's see, reagan and his mask. clinton. and we've got bush 41. but look at that nose on richard nixon. i mean, that's a big nose. that's not exactly complimentary of bush 41 there. but that's a mask. it's well-known that people would we

that raging wild fire near yosemite now posing a new threaten dang gerg san francisco's water and power>>> and state of emergency. that's what hollywood is under according to the mayor of los angeles as more movie and television shows abandon california. what he wants to do to end that trend today, tuesday, august