hey, deke. hey, honey. is all this stuff for the bridal shower?and i still have to pick up the cake and the wine, and bring dad to the eye doctor by 11:00. i should have never agreed to throw this stupid party. well, carrie, you know what? if--if you want, i could take your father to the eye doctor. if it's something you might...appreciate. that's great, hon. thanks. it didn't land, did it? nope. how do these figure into the bridal shower? give me that. thank you. look, dad, i have to run back out. doug's going to take you to the eye doctor, ok? i'll see you later. bye, hon. thanks. carrie! what? i might--i might take your father out for ice cream, too. yes! ok, great. bye. y-y-you know what? maybe we'll do dinner, and i'll take him to a show, just him and me. it'll inconvenience me, but i'm gonna do it! honey? we're gonna have some good times, you and me. louis armstrong: ♪ i see trees of green ♪ red roses, too ♪ i see them bloom ♪ for me and you ♪ and i think to myself ♪ what a wonderful world ♪ i see skies of blue ♪ and clouds of white ♪ the br

i mean it, deke. i might get ugly. i could mention your mother. don't take the bait.ntion my mother. fair enough. let's gamble. oh, yeah. that's our table. granny gon' be sweet. hey, how's everybody doing? oh, just fine. all right. hey there, mary from cedar rapids. i'm doug from... wanna-win-a-lotta-money. oh. good luck, everyone. bets up. he looks nice. [orchestra tuning] oh...hi. hello. you're mr. berenson, one of the partners, right? yes. uh-- i didn't know anybody else from the firm would be here. i'm carrie heffernan, grossman's secretary-- or mistegrossman, as i always call him. oh, yes. hello. and from what i hear, you're doing a very good job. hey, you, too. so, who are you here with? oh, uh... my father. oh, how lovely. $5.00 for a box of sno-caps! boy, they really got you by the gonads here. uh, this is arthur spooner, my father. dad, this is mr. berenson, one of the partners at my law firm-- you know, wherework. that nice. pleased to meet you. likewise. ok... darling, you're in my seat. just sit in mine. it doesn't matter. sure it does. sometimes they do a

i'm diamond deke. >> can you rap for us? >> yeah. something, something freestyle. ♪ so here's a few lessons i've learned i've attorney turned a mess int message ♪ ♪ no one can stop me what's this white boy doing on the microphone ♪ >>> dude attempts a daring stunt when he -- >> lays down on the track like a second before this train comes flying into frame. >> find out if this dumb move was too brave >>> think you're smarter than a 2-year-old? wrong. what kind of car is that? >> hyundai. >> all right. what kind of car is this? >> mazda. >> all right. good job. that one? >> i don't know. >> never seen that. >> ford. >> it's a ford and she knew it. >> chevy. >> that's an easy one. listen the way she says it. >> audi. >> chevy volt? >> nope. >> i don't know that i've ever seen that symbol before. >> that's what i thought. >> what? >> an opal? >> what's that? >> i love this little girl. >> she's cute. she's in russia and she nails every single car. >> nissan. >> looks like they are in a parking lot. dad is taking her out for a walk. boom.

it looked like jed lowrie deked him out. >> mitch: he's laughing, so it looked like it was a bunt anda bad slide. don't worry about it, nate. there's probably only 15 or 16 cameras in the park that caught that. they'll have that on a loop in the clubhouse. >> justin: it will be a sacrifice 2-4 for machado. dan otero and sean doolittle warm up for the a's. adam jones is on deck. again, we come to this point. you've got the manager going out there in bob melvin. chris davis is at the plate, first base is open. davis, 0 for 3. what do you do? >> mitch: i said earlier, i ain't pitching to him. you do not have to hit me over the head with a damp moss twice. adam jones, he's got a lot of rbis, too. parker has thrown the ball too well to have it come down to the one guy on that team. this is the guy we're not going to let beat us. >> justin: here's the next question, does parker get to face adam jones or do we go to the bull pen and bring in otero? >> mitch: if it was me with the pitch count where sit right now and the way he's throwing the ball, i don't believe in pitch count, i let parker

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