like you, i like you ♪ i like you just the way you are ♪ you can rself! - be myself? - yes! you're a very special owl! - i am? - yes. there is no other owl like you. so what would o the owl like to do? - hmm... can i think about it? - sure. daniel, are you ready for your turn? - yes! - ♪ hi, daniel tiger how do you do? ♪ ♪ show us something special that you can do ♪ - something i like to do is... sing! ♪ my name is daniel tiger ♪ and i like my friends ♪ just the way they are i'm daniel! (cheering) - thank you, thank you, thank you very much! did you see me singing on stage? it was so much fun! it would be really fun to be a singing star and sing on a real big stage! for lots and lots of people! hey, do you want to make believe with me? let's make believe that i was putting on a big singing show! ♪ my name is daniel tiger - ♪ daniel tiger - ♪ and i like my friends - he likes his friends ♪ - ♪ just the way they are - just the way we are ♪ - ♪ i'm daniel - he's daniel ♪ - ♪ daniel tiger - daniel tiger ♪ - ♪ and i like my tigey ♪ right by my side - righ

you got a job already? come here. come here. have i told you lately that i love you? to tell you something. >> no, wait a minute. wait a minute. let me get this out first. i know i told you i wasn't gonna get you nothing, but i changed my mind. i got you something. >> you got me something? >> and it's amazing! >> you got me something? >> close your eyes. close your eyes. close both of them like this. all right, come on. it's okay. >> [ grunts ] >> close your eyes. keep 'em closed. keep 'em closed. keep 'em closed. okay. okay. ready? >> mm-hmm. >> open your eyes. ah, i can't look! i can't look! candy-apple red! leather seats! 295 horsepower! dual exhaust! convertible! hello! sitting on 22s! [ humming ] [ laughs ] boy! it's used...but it's yours. it's yours. >> [ chuckles ] >> speechless, ain't ya? i was speechless, too. i-i'm speechless. i can't say nothing. oh. what'd you want to tell me? >> oh, nothing. >> oh! i-i'm-a call you back! i'm-a call you back! yo. pookie just told me calvin wasn't graduating. >> surprise. >> well, hopefully mr. payne doesn't spend a whole b

many rabbits you kill? >> i had to stay up searching for your hairline. >> [ laughs ] >> come on, cora. let's go on before we get stuck in traffic. >> all right. >> uh, cora, cora, make sure you let the window down so edna can stick her head out of it. she like that. her ears'll just be flapping. [ imitates ears flapping ] ow. where'd she go? where'd she -- where'd she -- >> that's what you get. >> i'll fight her, too. i don't mind fighting her, too. that knocked the skin off my head. my brain loose now. >> i see the cat's away, so the mice can play. >> we got rats again? i got rid of them rats. >> get down from there, mr. b. >> what's up? what's up? >> look at all this food i got for the colonel's bachelor party. >> oh, hurry up, because i got something to do afterwards. >> what? >> put you out. >> stop playing, mr. b. >> i'm not playing. >> did you invite all the colonel's friends? >> yes. yes. i invited all two of them. >> the colonel has more than two friends. >> you coming? >> of course. >> make that three,

i would love for you not to. >> it's not a problem. >> i rebuke you, woman. thou get loose. step away from the breakfast. >> but, mr. brown, come on. i can -- >> no. you step away. no more cooking for you. boom. demon, begone. ♪ ♪ use your debit or credit redcard for an extra 5% off our everyday low prices. [ school bell rings ] >> all right, who can tell me what a contraction is? >> i got this. it's like when you get signed by the nba, like i'm gonna be. they make you sign a contraction so you can get paid. >> so you can stay in school. that's a contract. okay, we talked about this. come on. geoffrey. >> a contraction is when two or more words are combined to make a new word. >> oh, good. you have an example? >> i got one. >> okay. >> it's like when you put "he" and "is" together, right? >> all right. use it in a sentence. >> okay, like geoffrey. >> uh-huh. >> he's a loser. he's never gonna have a girlfriend. he's so -- >> andrew! that's enough. >> my name's a.t., cora. >> i know you're not talking to me. you got me mixed up, sweetheart. you don't call me cora. it's miss sim

and i want you to know... that i'll be in early tomorrow to fix that burglar alarm. - i promise you. - don't worry about it. good night, mr. washington. what's he talking about, fixing the farm ? alarm. jess, my friend, i think you may be having a hearing problem. are you kidding me ? my hearing is just as good as it ever was ! i'm sorry, jess. i don't think it is. but that's nothing to be ashamed of. i may be getting old but i'm just as fit as a young man. you don't believe me. come on. i'll prove it to you. what are you doing ? i'm challenging you to an arm wrestle. - come on. this is silly. - i'll show you who's old and weak. i never said that ! stop wasting time, victor. put your arm on the table. ready ? one, two, three. go. you win. you let me win. that doesn't prove anything. i think you beat me. i did not cheat you ! but if that's the way you feel then forget the whole thing ! he doesn't hear what we're saying ! isn't this wonderful ? yes, it's very elegant. but i feel out of place here. why ? this is h

well, you know what? ito miss a tender moment, but i'm gonna go have some drinks with my friends from a.a. well, if you need me, call me, willie. and can you give the kids a kiss for me, all right? bye, cutie patootie booty. >> hmm. why couldn't she just use her key? >> why would she have a key? i mean, like, if you're fishing, you can stop. >> no, will, i didn't come to fish, i came to talk. >> talk about what? >> how are the kids? >> they're fine. >> yeah? well, joaquin told me about brianna's tiny shirt incident. >> yeah, and it was handled. >> i know. yeah, it seems like you've been handling everything around here pretty well. >> i don't have a choice. >> yes, you do, will. but don't you think i have been punished for long enough? i made a stupid, stupid mistake, and that's all it was. >> to me, it was betrayal. >> i give you that, will, but how do we get past it? >> sasha, i needed you. i needed you and you weren't there. >> you wouldn't let me be there! will, from the time you got suspended, you shut

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i google you as well. i mean yeah you're a child of the internet but you gotta be careful to be careful google googling yourself because there's a lot of haters so give called the hater net lottery because really yeah that's because it's kind of like a place where you know people it's almost like a dark alley sometimes the internet you know there's a lot of anonymous people that want to you know kind of jump out with their you know with their strange a pip unease about who they think you are or what they know so i tell performers do not google yourself google other people you admire and read the crap about them and you'll feel better about yourself do you handle criticism well i think so i think because i've been so. interwoven with my fans and fans will really tell you like it is that they're disappointed in something and they feel so close to you they're not afraid to say like what was that why did you what made you want to do that so if you're answering directly to the fans then i think that keeps you on

you ask me. clever, though. had i known you were that smart, i might not have shot you back in rosewood. u think she is, mike? man, you are messed up, murph. you are seriously a piece of work. sticks and stones, but you'd have done the same thing, michael, if she double- crossed you instead of me. what? what are you talkin' about? what am i talkin' about? what, you mean you still haven't figured it out? you two didn't play me. you didn't even know her. no, not very well, but i knew you. you're reachin', murph. [murphy laughs] am i? you had no reason to bring her in. same reason you stayed with her, mike. average american family out on the road for a little putt-putt. why didn't you go back to the motel? i did. coyotes. coyotes. yeah. no lie. 2 of 'em. i took one in the grill, woke up in a ditch, suckin' on the steering wheel. face it, mike. you got played. it didn't matter to her who the 100 grand came from: u, me. i'm tryin' to face that myself. it's all baloney, murph. she told you about the 100 grand and anything else you uld beat out of her. yeah. you're right, mike. the truth is, she

or would it be too difficult for you to look her in the eye? i can trust you, can't i? not to coach her, clive? look, we both know you don't want to be doing this, but picking a fight with me won't help you feel better about it. sacrificing principle for ambition is never going to feel good, martha, however you dress it up. hello, niamh. um... what's he like? who? his barrister. she, he's a she. god knows i understand how hard it'll be to go in there and relive what you've been through, but if i had to choose anyone to cross-examine you, it would be martha costello. oh, so you've seen her in court before? we're in chambers together. it's a small world, the criminal bar. i know martha well enough to be clear about one thing: she won't go for you. her heart isn't in it. the bottom line with defendants in rape, if you're ugly and dirty, you go down. if you're good-looking and clean, you get off. how do you know? i thought you didn't do rape? oh, i've read about it. i've written about it. one way or another without actually doing one i've done a lot of rape. handsome and was

why don't you fight back? >> itried to, dad. >> c.j., why don't you just go to the school and talk to the principal? >> no, no. >> boy, i'm not gonna hit you. >> he can't do that. hey, then everybody's gonna think i'm a punk. >> well, son, what you want me to do? >> i'll think about it. [ indistinct conversation ] >> hey, fellas. >> all: hey, angel. >> keenan, what's for lunch? >> hot dogs. >> [ sobbing ] >> why are you crying? we saved you one. what do you want? ketchup? >> no. >> mustard? >> no. >> relish? >> [ sobbing ] >> man, what was that all about? >> i think i know what's wrong. >> what? >> she's pregnant. >> angel's having a baby. but her boyfriend's in puerto rico. >> and they broke up, remember? but she's been seeing some dude in her building. >> shut your mouth. >> how do you know that, keenan? >> 'cause i've been listening to her phone conversations. angel's freaky. >> oh, really. >> whew. >> guys, i need to unwind. do you guys mind if watch a movie? >> oh, no, no, no. whatever you want, girl. you need

you want. to do like. i did like like you have to like the clarity of play but. i think you always have to like the character. or find something or let you know you have to because you can't just like this reasons why we are the way we are for whatever experiences if you don't like a character if i play a play the i mean he did a lot of what will things i'm still looking to back when he was a little baby would all do whatever happened to created who he was happy but when you get to the core of him you see the beauty of the something special like that same light it's in all of us you know what you're going to get. for that reason to continue to explore humanity to continue to try to understand the breath and the depth of humanity because every time i play a part on the way i get to reincarnate again every time i live a new life and i when i'm living that life i'm among covering all these things to try to get to the source of that lights or pull in the way experiences and i get to grow i get to learn and i get to connect and understand more about how i connect to th

know, i got to be honest with you. el like these supplements are doing a great job on their own, you know what i mean? i've got tons of energy. my heart rate's up. things are going great. yeah, absolutely. i feel good, too. look how vascular i am. look at how my veins are popping. huge veins. i look good, and i feel good. i feel good, too, apart from the recent bouts of explosive diarrhea. oh. been having diarrhea? - oh, god, all over the place. - really? you know what that is? that's probably your body flushing out all the toxins. - you think so? - i do think so. yeah, yeah. i, on the other hand, have not taken a (bleep) in days. - days? - days. - that doesn't sound good. - oh, no, it's good. my body's working at 100% efficiency, yeah. my body is absorbing every single nutrient, and it's not wasting a single thing. your body's taking its job very seriously. my body is doing its job like it's never done before. okay, we're gonna start climbing just a little more. 30% more resistance. why don't we up the supplements, whi

nice to see you. ie how you-- - i never thought i'd be on this side. - you're adorable. - thank you. - you say you have negative technique. - i thought so, but i guess i did better than-- than i anticipated. - yeah, how did it feel? - i think-- what lonnie taught me is you have to be confident with yourself and if you see a girl that you like, you have to approach her right away otherwise you'll talk yourself out of it. so now my charm and my midwestern stuff is gonna work for me. i have confidence. - use it all to your advantage. how did he do, lonnie? what do you think he needs to work on? - uh no. i was shocked because when we first talked, he said, "i have no game." i was like everyone has a little game. so after we got started talking, he's telling me about himself, he really has a lot going for him. i told him just use that. and he was great. i don't think he really has to work on much. just keep going at it. - yeah, but maybe take some of his advice, but not all of lonnie's advice. - hey. - 'caus

let's turn the tables, you went to duke university. >> yes, i did. >> and you were premed. >> rose: i was. >> and you were in law. >> rose: yes. >> and you segued into journalism. >> rose: i did. >> so no whereon's path is lin, linar. i think the landscape, the educational landscape has changed so profoundly, you know, in the last 40 years. i mean, even since i was at university. >> rose: how so? >> well, the sense of-- the idea of-- if i could-- i could start off in an arts degree, an arts economic degree, and then think i'll transfer to architecture or pick up some architecture units and try that out for a moment. maybe the american system does allow you to have a few different majors and combine but you've got to get through the door in the first place. when i started at university it was just when they were introducing high school educational phase and of course that's gone up. and there are very few people who ever reach the cusp -- >> rose: i'll tell you what's interesting now about education is they're about ready to hit another zone in terms of online education. that's number

so, do you need anything? oh, yes, i any, uh, nasal spray see frank has got-- uh, um...oh. what's this? oh, it's a guidebook on how to talk to your kids about sex. why? well, actually, ally's already starting to ask questions. well, may i ask ere ye that she needs to ask qstions? what? nothing. well, you know, they make robes that cover up a person. what? ye you know, i have-- i have to get back to my laundry. why would you want serious, to introduce a subject matter of this ki to an innocent child? oh, lien, you should be happy we're taking care of this. because eventually, she might ask you a question. [gasps] but i'm her grandmother. yes, but you're a person, you're a woman. oh, i don't like this, debra. she--she might ask about you and grandpa. well, if she does, i will change the subject and give her a cookie. is that what you do when grandpa asks? [laughs] [laughing] yes. nothing's off-limits. oh, marie, i didn't mean anything. anyway, he doesn't ask anymore. let me tell you something. there are a lot re important

i said well i really want to work for you so i will tell you what i will do, i will work for you for nothing if you will appoint me, for nothing. >> rose: right. >> and i said i know you don't have an empty office to put another deputy, but i am, i met your secretary and there is room in her office for another desk, if she didn't object. and that was my first job out of law school. no pay, and i put my desk in with the secretary. >> rose: how long before they started paying you and your own office. >> it was a while, it took a number of months. >> rose: would you rather have been a supreme court justice rather than a senator or -- >> oh, yes, clearly. i mean, that was an amazing experience to be on the supreme court. >> rose: i know. >> to have those very challenging issues that you are part of deciding and to be able to help craft opinions, that was a great, great privilege, it really was. >> >> rose: i love what you said, the great thing about being a supreme court justice is you get to do homework every day. >> i fold my son that about being a judge, i said my job because it descr

my father worked on the next farm to you. i used to see you when i was young. but you wouldn't remember me. no, really? yes. i remember one occasion, especially-- perhaps, i oughtn't to mention that. oh, no. please tell it, just this once. no. i really couldn't. not now. some other time, perhaps? some other time means never. is it so dangerous to tell it now? it's not dangerous. i'd rather not. i think christine must have fallen asleep in there. charming wife she'll make. does she snore too? she doesn't do that. but she talks in her sleep. how do you know? i've heard her. why don't you sit? i wouldn't permit myself to do that in your presence. but if i order you to. well, i shall obey. then, sit. no, wait. can you give me something to drink first? i'm not sure what we have in the ice cabinet. only beer, i think. what do you mean, only beer? my tastes are very simple. i prefer it to wine. [music] thank you. won't you have something yourself? i'm not much of a beer drinker, but, of course, if madam insists. insists? surely you know that a gentleman should never al

you feeling it? >> i am, you know, i'm thrilled -- at first i didn't get it. "i don't" -- but i get it now. because i'm just like you guys. i'm a -- i'm a triple threat. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, unbelievable, what do you mean -- that's amazing. >> yeah, thank you. >> jimmy: you mean -- >> they know what i'm talking about. >> jimmy: yeah, they do. they -- they feel your scene there. what are saying there? you can sing, you can -- >> i don't think that term is just about singing and dancing, necessarily. >> jimmy: no. >> i think it's just three things. >> jimmy: three threatening things. >> i can do three things. >> jimmy: that threaten people. >> yeah -- >> jimmy: what are those things? >> i can like -- well -- i like to think i can act. >> jimmy: you definitely can act. i know that for a fact. [ cheers and applause ] >> and then i can throw a ball. >> jimmy: can you throw a ball? >> i can through a ball. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i can make pancakes. >> jimmy: okay, the last one -- >> triple threat. >> jimmy: you didn't commit on that last one. >> triple thre

but i can tell you this. think i have a great business, because even though it's like this, i went from zero to 2 million somehow. >> sharla, i understand that. but this business is only as big as you will allow it to be. i came here because i believe that we can take this business from $2 million to $10 million very quickly. you have to get a website, and you have to get it up and running and you have to be able to fulfill orders. and i believe that there's an opportunity to grow the disney business, and the best way to do that is to get a retail storefront inside of disney, because what you have in that particular case of disney is built-in traffic. >> absolutely. >> in order to take your business to a national brand, you have to control the money and then control the inventory. but more importantly, you have to have a single focus on one product. you should become known as the popcorn lady. if sharla wants to be profitable, she's got to get out of other things, like crepes and funnel cakes. and she can't be

$500,000, and i'm asking you to trust me after i told you i would trust you. >> t i'm turning over my entire--my child. >> for a week. >> my child. >> but for a week. >> but for a week. >> i'm babysitting for a week. >> i know. let me tell you the thought process behind the employees. you come in, not emotional. it's not your baby yet, and you say, "you know what? so-and-so might be better in a different position, and i don't know if we're ready for that position 'cause i might want to outsource that." >> it's a business, robin. >> of course it's a business, but these are people's livelihoods. >> so you either trust me or you don't, and if you can't do it for a week, i can't do the deal. hear me out for a second, okay? >> okay. >> for me to give you $500,000... >> mm-hmm. >> that trust has to be really earned over a course of a week. >> and when the week is over... >> mm-hmm. >> the keys are back to me? >> yes. >> okay. >> but at the end of the week, if you don't do what you say you're gonna do... >> mm-hmm. >> and you don't follow through, my $500,000 and me will

wake up i'm living for you. i have a message for you. i have something you want me to meet and bless and somebody that i can help along the way. your life can be very, very, very, very important. or it can be as dull as dust and as dry as the decemberer. deser what kind of a life in christ are you showing to this world? are you showing them that there's a purpose in living? have you ever thought about it? what is my purpose? what is my purpose? to glorify god. the chief end of every believer is that. i found not only a purpose in living but an assurance. that assurance is forever lasting life. so i submit to you that christ makes you you first of all fe the man who cannot say no is doomed to failure. what do they tell drugies? say no, say no. they don't have strength enough to say no. as a result of that they take their drugs and they ruin their lives. many of you are not taking physical drugs you are drugged by the word you can't say no to the world. the word says come on this way i have things to do. i have more important things. the mo

think it's funny. >> you know, i pity you. i pity you. i pity him. d and this is what you guys want to spend your time doing? this is -- you know what? can you just zoom it -- can you get a shot, just zoom in please close on my face? can you -- i have something i'd like to say to jimmy. all right? once and for all, and i hope you're listening very carefully because this is important and you need to hear it. okay? you -- >> coming this summer, a real stupid actor in the role of a lifetime. mr. matt damon is "ass face." from the makers of "we bought a zoo." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: see, that i would see. thank you, guillermo. very well done, as usual. guillermo, everyone. my agent of doom. tonight on the show dane cook is here. we have music from jamie n commons. and we'll be right back with sharon stone! [ cheers and applause ] ,, to a dinner from walmart can save you over $760 a year. the average fast-food dinner costs over $6.50 per meal. a meal made with kraft recipe makers costs less than $3.10 a serving. so by replacing just one fast-food

- oh, honey, i saw you. - was i good? - [laughing] - babe, if they don't keep you on that show, then it is their loss. - i don't think that's gonna happen. - how come? - well, let's just say brick and i don't gel. - i'm sorry. i'm sorry. but you were great. - thank you, baby. - you're welcome. - ugh. well, if you two are through licking each other's faces, we have a cake in the oven. - mm-hmm. let's see. ooh, fluffy. definitely not burnt. [sniffing] and it smells wonderful. i think we have a winner. - yes! i got to go get my phone. we have to take a picture of this. - okay, you do that. - [laughing] - now i just have to figure out what to do with this one. - we got two cakes? - well, i wasn't sure how hers would turn out, so i made a backup. - marilyn, i know that you're really evil. but every now and then you surprise me. - surprise! - [laughing] - ma, you're gonna throw away a perfectly good cake? - well, if you want, we can keep it and destroy your daughter's self-esteem. - hey! there's the birthday boy. - hey. - what'

you want twins? he don't want twins. i got to put you back. put you back. >> [ crying ] >> man, can you believe traffic? >> it's amazing what we have to put up with in this job. >> i'm just glad it's clear now and -- >> aww, unc, what's up with the babies, man? >> aren't they beautiful? >> hi! >> and i delivered them all by myself. >> excuse me. >> oh, i had a little help. everybody, this is crystal. crystal, uh, uh, uh, uh -- she was the quarterback. i was the receiver. [ laughter ] >> it was really tough, sir, but you came through for me. would you mind if i named one of my boys after you? >> oh, not at all. not at all. >> ma'am, you sure you want to name your baby curtis booker t. payne? >> oh, that's your name? maybe i could just bake you a cake. >> that's a good call. >> what are you talking about? that's a good, solid, family name. >> yeah, so is george herbert walker bush, but you don't want to name your kids that. >> look, bart and keenan, do y'all mind going to get the stretcher so we can take crystal and the boys to the hospital? >>

i love you! wow! oh, my, i love it. >> what do you think? >> i think it's sensational. look. unfortunately, her husband, dave, is in india. oh, wait until he gets home and give him a present, honey. >> he is -- stand right here. just stand a look right there. tell us about the haircut. >> i love it. thank you. >> oh, thank you. thanks, vanessa, for doing this great cut. you shaped it up, and it makes all of the difference. the color is a little deeper. showing off the beautiful eye color. >> sandy is one of the sweetest people in the whole world. i love her. we do love the same man, dave. happy birthday. you look beautiful. >> well, and i thought, but i didn't sing at their wedding. okay, i did sing at your wedding. that's right. i love you, doll. you're still -- >> we picked it out together. maggie london. jewelry by h and m. >> it's been 40 years. >> jewelry. >> okay. a big round of applause for sandy. why are you standing over there? >> all right. ready for the next one? >> i am. here's some clues for the next makeover person. okay. the two of you met 15 years ago in

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stay away from me, you mutant, before i strangle you! >> not if i strangle you first, pie-face! >> hey, hey, hey, hey, you two. listen, if anybody's gonna be doing any strangling around here, it's gonna be me! >> boy, these kids can't catch a break. everywhere they go, they're getting beat. >> mr. brown, stop being messy. come on, help me with the wash. >> well, i hope you separated my colors before you washed them. >> well, you didn't separate them before you wore them. >> okay, kids, this is my mother. mom, i want you to meet brianna. >> hi, brianna. >> hi. >> oh, you're even prettier than your picture. >> thank you. so are you. >> thank you. >> and this little man right here is joaquin. >> hi! that sure is a strong handshake. >> i work out. >> do we call you grandma? >> not if you want me to answer. let's try kate. >> okay. [doorbell rings] >> oh, i'll get it. >> that must be for me. >> hello. >> hey. how are you? welcome. >> hey. >> hey, baby. ha ha ha ha! look at you. >> do we call him grandpa? >> no. >> why not? >> because he's not my father. >> ooh. >> okay, listen. i wan

you can't do it anymore. >> i don't dismiss. >> you do. >> no, i don't dismiss. >> i'm sorry, but you> no, i don't. >> i'm sorry, but you do. >> no, i don't dismiss. >> you don't try to empathize or feel what they're feeling. everything is just--handle it. do it, fix it. >> for me to get you guys to do things wasn't always so easy. >> 'cause we had other things to do. >> there's always something to do. >> you're saying the whole problem was we had no organization, things weren't getting done that you wanted us to get done. but you expect three people to take care of 50 dogs a day plus do drop-offs and pickups, making sure they get medication, they get their food, and we clean the whole building. all that stuff with three people is not possible. >> we all have to make things work. >> no, i know, but-- >> utilizing our time properly. >> you focus so much on what doesn't get done that it makes people feel that they're worthless. you complain about having to pay anybody anything, and people work really hard. i feel you dismiss it. it's just--it's not-- >> okay, you're incorrect in your fe

you wanting revenge. so, in other words, did i kill that ...? did you? with my brother, so, no. you didn't go to your own graduation? i dropped out after it happened and i never set foot on that damn campus again. you grew up in kensington. must've felt lucky to be at that school. i felt even luckier when "the" mike delaney liked me. ("love will tear us apart" playing) ♪ when routine bites hard ♪ and ambitions are low ♪ love, love will tear us apart again... ♪ hey! ♪ love... hi. here's the deal: i'm just gonna say it, so don't think i'm a dope or whatever. okay... every night, i see you sitting here, not messing around like the rest of us, or killing time till the bars open, and i'm thinking this girl's different. special. yeah, right. (giggles) just hear me out, okay? because every night, i'm like: "go over there right now, say the perfect thing..." but i kn whatever it is, she'll just think it's some dumb pick-up in a library. not yet, i don't. you think i should give it a shot? go for it. i'm gonna do it then. (laughing) okay? you ready? here it comes.

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thank you. >> i think you need to be active, but i really urge you to be respectful. i think it is important we not show disrespect, especially on an issue as emotional as this is, and i know that is hard to do for some of our people who have been heavily involved in these issues. i would also try to point out we do not always respond exactly to the will of the people, but it is very clear in poll after poll after poll that 70% or more of our citizens -- republican, democrat, independent -- support a path to citizenship if back taxes, fees, learn english, and get in the back of the line, that you see an overwhelming majority of americans want to move in that path. so that is what i think we need to convince our opponents that this is the right thing to do at the right time. and i would respectfully ask the opponents of this legislation, what is your proposal? the answer may be we do not trust obama to enforce laws that we pass. that could be, but then we should not pass any laws if we do not trust the government to enforce them. and if the president of the united state

you wanted 7 figures, that's what i brought you, right? now, if not, then we do have a big problem. $5 million? it'll get me locked up until i'm eligible for social security. i don't need social security, idiot. i need police security. so before we do any more business, you better let me know you got stuff under control. all right. well, would it ease your worries if i brought you in and showed you our operation? you're freakin' right. fine. we'll call you when we're ready. you just have the money together. done. ♪ ...toppin', hit droppin' ♪ ♪ ain't no stoppin', champagne poppin'... ♪ hey, guys. henry, right after group and everything. wow. i just came in to use the phone. relax, man, i just need a favor. ladies, would you let me talk to my friend for a minute? favor? anything, man. you need me to go undercover? 'cause i'm like a chameleon. you're kicking a lot of big ass there. how many guys was it? yeah, yeah, yeah. there were 2, but they were huge. i think they were meat packers or somethin'. i could've used some of your moves, buddy. ma

he said i think you guys have a great show. he said i think you have a show rehere. we discussed it. a and e came out of nowhere. i don't know if they knew the comedy and how funny it would be. we don't look like comedians but it turned out fun and he family oriented and they had a hit. katie: jeb, how has your life changed? >> it is czy. you go to the groceryry store a it may take an extra 30 minutes. i was in the gym the other day. i am bench pressing. i look around and i see a guy taking pictures of me. i am like i need help man, put that phone down. katie: i saw the episode about your daughter having a boyfriend. you took him duck hunting and all of your anxiety over h dating and kissing a boy and how nervs. i thought that is just like any american father who is really starting to freak out when his daughter starts dating, right. i don't know if most fathers would take the kids duck hunting or kill snakes. is he still in the picture? >> he is innocent the picture. katie: gee, i wonder why, willie. >> he gone. >> to get to the heart of a guy a lot quicker when you

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you command the stage. ie that. [ cheers and applause ] you can always tell real theater actors. >> real theater. >> jay: that real presence. that real presence. good to see you again. >> good to see you. last time was back in london. >> jay: it was in london. do you remember what day it was? >> it was -- thursday. >> jay: it was ahursday. july 8th, 2009. >> 2009, that's when it was. >> jay: it was at sir martin's lane. >> that's right. >> jay: it was -- >> a little book shop area. >> jay: 13, 14 -- >> we had a photograph taken. >> jay: that's right, that's right. >> who took the photograph? >> jay: and you were wearing a a scarf which i thought was -- >> it was a bit cold. >> jay: i know -- it was july. it's july. it's like snowing in england in july. [ laughter ] >> good to be here. >> jay: see, when i go sightseeing i prefer to go -- i like old book stores. what do you do? >> same here i hate sightseeing. >> jay: oh, you don't like to sight see? >> no, no. museum and all that sort of thing. i remember some

i have to tell you-- not yet. omeone acknowledge the receipt of these cookies so i can have one? marie, those look-- good enough. hey. mom and dad, i think i know what i'm gonna get you for christmas. better not be a pet. i hate people who give pets. yeah, yeah, we know, dad. giving a pet means, "you're old, i find you boring, talk to a bird." we're thinking of getting you a family photo. oh, raymond, how did you know? you told him. and you know, mom, my gift, unlike raymond's, is a total surprise. and...is better. anyway, mom, mom, i'm gonna set it up, you know, next week. this way you'll have it for christmastime. i'm gonna have debra set it up. oh, raymond, you're going to so much trouble. oh, yes, he is. um, you know, um, marie, while we're talking about christmas, i had this idea. now, i know this year is your turn, but i was thinking of starting a new tradition. what if we spend christmas eve at my parents' and christmas day at your house? that way, nobody misses christmas together. [chuckles] that's lovely.

in as much as you can i think you know i think look this show we. are so lucky that it's doing so well and i think that we have a few good seasons still in us for this show so for that i mean my god as an actor all you want to do is work and you want to work on good things with good people so we're pretty fortunate to have that so i would say yeah there's a great sense of security but i think at some point also if you want to continue to this. out of state prison in this kind of work you never want to get too comfortable and so there's there's a part of it that we're secure in this moment right now i mean i couldn't pay my rent before i got this job so that security is nice but but moving forward into other things there's so many new things that you want to try that if you're not forcing yourself into a zone where you feel a little insecure and a little uncomfortable then you're probably you know not pushing yourself hard and i. think yeah how do you know that the search will live completely it's a he i mean you just never know it just like the pilo

i want you to be awesome. that's the doctor i want. ser permanente, we want you to choose the doctor that's right for you. find your perfect match at kp.org and thrive. >>> warden culliver, angered by the honor dorm stabbing, has initiated a full-scale criminal investigation into the incident. >> mr. numbly, investigator for the southern region of the state, he's coming over to interview the witnesses, the victim, the accused. i'm going to go up now and meet him and try to brief him on what i've picked up through my investigation. >> what you got here? >> the incident happened at 2:00 a.m., june 4th, which was monday morning, 2:00 a.m. out in our honor dorm, which is housing unit "e." the victim in the incident is timothy mcneill. we don't have any staff witnesses, but we got some inmates that were in the near area right after it happened. one of the inmates took the knife away or got the -- talked the knife away from [ muted ]. he stabbed him three times. he stabbed him once in his arm and then twice in his side. the guy was asleep whe

i came at you like a cat. i grabbed you.ry. my technique is off. >> jimmy: no, that was good by the way. >> no, you did -- i did not. did i really? >> jimmy: you hurt my wrist a little bit. >> i'm so sorry! and the baby! and you've got the baby! >> jimmy: no i'm kidding. no i'm kidding. i'm joking, i'm joking. but that's a good move. what did you actually do? [ laughter ] >> what i was trying to do -- what i was attempting to do is lock your hand here. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> and then grab -- i lock this, right here. >> jimmy: got this, yeah. >> i lock your hand here. and i grab -- >> jimmy: ooh, ow, ow. >> -- and i pull around. and i could break your hand and then i just go right there, to the cheek or the nose. [ laughter ] then i will pull you aside and get a good control hold. then i'll knee you. and then shin you in the balls. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. [ applause ] >> sorry. >> jimmy: that's a good segue to the movie. >> yeah. it is. >> jimmy: lovely. i didn't know much about this woman.

he's a great player, you note. i really try not to look at the score too much, you know, because it was obviously if you look at the score you might think it was a totally easy match and so on. i think the second set was the key to success. that is definitely. but you know i'm just-- for me it's still very difficult to understand actually what just happened, you know. because not only winning the u.s. open but three out of the four major this year for me is something. i never thought possible for me, especially wing the u.s. open i thought it would be extremely difficult to do. and now to have done it the same year where i won two other ones, it's fantastic. >> rose: is it possible to win a grand slam, of course it is, four. >> of course it s like you say. but i don't know, to me it seems very difficult to do so. but it is possible. but it's not something i'm aiming for, that's for sure. >> rose: everybody is talking about your game. i mean they are saying players are talking about your game. that they just want to w

i want you to know that i love you and i'm proud of you. that's a good thing that you gave up and don't worry about it. we all go through something in life. no, you don't want that. you're going to be okay. i thought the same thing. i tried to commit suicide last year after my husband left me. but look at me now, i'm still working and everything is okay. >> it seems that really connected with him. your willingness to share personal details of your life made an impact on him. >> by that time he had called one of his family members and he was talking to them and then they were telling him some things and things like that, what was going on. to i knew that -- i knew how he felt. i had been in that situation. i had been in that devastating moment when all of the things happened to me. so i knew that could have been my story. but because of god's grace and mercy, it wasn't. and i knew that i could help somebody. god sent people, my pastor and people and friends and family in my path to help me through. i knew at that point in time that he needed