. >> we understand, mr. dee that you bought a camry a couple of months ago. sales team in california told me that it was the 50 millionth car that toyota sold here in the united states. to commemorate that we wanted to say thank you and basically give you the title of the car because toyota has now paid off that car. >> what? >> are you kidding me? that's freaking cool. >> the car is his, no more payment. but this gets even better. >> what we're also going to give to you today, just to say thank you, is a brand new 2013 rav4. >> what? now he has two? and look how beautiful. a brand new 2013 rav 4. you can see he's got a family, he's got kids in is going to be perfect. >> this is like a dream of some kind, right? like the commercials. someone is giving you a car with a big bow. it really happened for him. >> this was upload toend toyota usa youtube channel so of course it is an advertising, it makes you think, wow, they really care about their customers. >> you've got to be kidding me with this! >>> and now your moment of animal zen. ♪ we start in belfast, ire

mr. burns would like that show. burns: what's the matter? think i'm not hip? i don't have enough vo-dee-oh-doh? and paddy-whack-- the siamese midgets. we'll be sure to catch your new series on fox. good luck, mr. burns. and if you get in trouble, i wrote some jokes about how white people are different from black people. how you doing, mr. burns? jerry rude. welcome to the show. i am pleased to... let's get this geezer out quick so we can bring in the lesbian gladiators. you see, white people have names like "lenny" whereas black people have names like "carl." ( laughing ) zoom. now, mr. rude, i just want you to know i'm a good sport. if you want to make fun of my legendary love of cashews you have at it. uh-huh. how many times a day do you go to the can? oh, about 40, i suppose. when are we going on the air? we're on the air now, skeletor. what? how long is your weiner? seriously. great heavens. what kind of radiola show is this? how about this: when was your first gay experience? oh, well, when i was six, my father took me on a picnic. that was a gay old time. ho-ho, i ate my share of wieners

. ♪ dum dee do dee do dee doe excuse me, mr. wallace? coming home from w-- agh!mm? it looks like scranton is going to absorb stamford. wow. and i know that you just left there couple of months ago, but we would like to offer you the number two position at that branch. thank you. [laughing] yeah. um-- [clears throat] no, it's just, i'm not sure if i, um-- well, to be quite honest with you, jan, i-i have a few unpleasant memories of scranton. and, um-- [sighs] michael. no, no, no. just, um, some personal stuff. and i'm not really ready to revisit that, i don't think. ah. well. please think about it. and call me. we will do whatever we can to get you to stay. okay. hey, guys. uh, i'm trying to organize a little group lunch for everybody, since, you know, we're never gonna see each other again. where are we going? i thought maybe dj's? mmm... how 'bout cugino's? i don't wanna go all the way to dunmore. how 'bout cooper's, then? no seafood. well, i don't want to go to dj's. oh, now, all of a sudden, you get picky? okay. forget it. hooters. no. ah! here. replenish your

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dee moore tries to broker a deal. >> tell them i will film next week on it. i'm ready to go now. >> but first -- >> mr.ris is, in my 25 years of law enforcement, one of the most manipulative, conniving people i've ever encountered. >> a high-profile rapist does little to improve his reputation. >> everybody thinks i'm a ted bundy type character, and i'm not. ♪ >>> lined with luxury homes on one side and the ocean on the other, bayshore boulevard is one of the best drives there is in tampa, florida. it's also the location of a high-profile crime that captivated the city. the offender is currently in the hillsborough county jail. >> in the press, i'm bayshore rapist, because it happened on bayshore boulevard. five days ago, i was convicted. i didn't think i was going to be convicted. >> luis harris is awaiting sentencing after being found guilty by a jury on all counts of sexual battery, kidnapping, impersonating a police officer, grand theft, and fraudulent use of credit cards. >> the defendant is guilty of sexual battery as charged. the defendant is guilty of kidnapping as charged. >> i felt weak at my

dee on the label. >>steve: i'll drive. >> quit isn't the way we roll in new york city. >>steve: mr.want to show you something. let's play this memory game. >>brian: you don't want to do that with weiner. >>ainsley: someone is licking my arm. i hope it's a dog. >> do you have a hard time in the morning doing your hair? >> no, i don't do anything. >> then i don't want to talk to you anymore. >> a georgia woman thought she was going crazy when she spotted this k.f.c. seven-foot bucket. >>brian: kennedy joins us live. you are exclusive to huckabee? you love him? >> no. i'm exclusive to stossel. how dare you. >>brian: what do you say? i talked to tamara and she said tomorrow you're bringing pictures of the hot tub in. >> you did a great job with this restaurant on your head -plt >> okay. >>steve: we created this with the help of the star from the tv show royal pains on usa network. why were you bouncing up and down? >> when you fly to fight crime, it's windy. >>steve: your hair wasn't moving. >>ainsley: i said the cape is leopard. where did you get that? then it dawned on me. the makeup