and a salutey-rooty-toot-tooty back to you, my friend.the time you had to eject from your plane behind enemy lines. and i will, but first, it's been a long trip. this sailor needs a cosmo. a cosmo? hey, it's got to be 5:00 somewhere, right? (laughs) (chuckles) okay, fine. i'll make you one; you tell a story. he can be such a nudge. so, anyhoo, i remember that day like it was yesterday. i'd gotten a haircut earlier that day, the first one i ever got over there that looked like anything. so all of a sudden, we get these orders. and, of course, it's the day of all days i have to put on a helmet. i remember the sky was a majestic orange. (text alert tone) the breeze was just warm enough that you could wear short sleeves, but you know, not so warm (text alert tone) that you break any kind of a sweat. because let me tell you, i do hate to perspire. so anyway i just bit the bullet and put on my helmet... oh, sorry, that's my auto spell correct. but, uh, yeah, he's super gay.