dr. melnick? the guy your mom's marrying? he has a sister... got it.ure it has nothing to do with you, judith. wait. hang on a second. jake, are you done with your breakfast? yeah. then get out. fine. berta will just tell me later, right? right. ok, judith, that's insane. charlie would not do myra just to piss you off. i don't think. how would i know what he sees in her? she got working girl parts? you know what? you leave. send jake back. ok, ok, fine, fine. i'll talk to him. (chuckles) i don't know. i'll, uh, i'll tell him to keep his hands off myra. and then i'll tell the rain not to fall, the earth not to spin, and you to stop nagging me! oh, boy, i'm going to pay for that. you know what your problem is? phone cojones. excuse me? when you're on the phone with her, you got boulders between your legs. the minute you hang up, you're as smooth as a ken doll. phone cojones. good to have a name for it. so, tell me about the sister. (sighs) i don't know. she doesn't seem like his type at all. what, no coin slot in her forehead? charlie: good morning. bert