. >> if i tell michelle that i did the dishes, now granted in the white house i don't do the dishes thatmuch. but back in the day, and she is a little skeptical. well, i would like her to trust me but maybe i need to bring her back and show her the dishes. and not just have her take my word for it. >> stephen: and folks, i can understand why she would be skeptical. because he just went on leno and said we don't have a domestic dish program. now bottom line-- bottom line, folks, i believe what the president is trying to say is that our dishwashers are recording everything we say. now to be clear-- (applause) >> stephen: yes. now to be clear these reforms had nothing to do with the disclosures of edward snowden. >> i called for a thorough review of our surveillance operations before mr. snowden made these leaks. i actually think we would have gotten to the same place. >> yeah, he called for these a long time ago. he would have gotten to the same place which means that ed snowden has ruined the president's surprise. barack obama, barack obama was planning all along to throw a big transparen