>> maybe it's so like the tequila doesn't get jammed up in the boob area. >> i've never once had tequila up in my boob. >> the crowd loves it. >> animals don't care where they get their food from. look at this eagle. it comes of its perch and says, i'll take that. >> it a catch, release, catch. >> they threw it out there. what am i supposed to do? i'll give it a show. >> then we go to alabama. >> he's got this interesting frog lure. he trails it over the water. watch what happens this little frogs across the water. >> that giant bass just out of the water doesn't want to get in the boat. >> would you if you were a fish? >> i don't get a boat because my last name is bass and they might throw me back offer when they catch and republic lease. >> i love when he opens the thing's mouth up, you see the lure and you see how big. >> that would scare you. you don't know, all of a sudden this big old monster bass jumps out. >> he throws it back out. >> live and >>>> hello, everybody. >>>> hello, everybody. >>> hello, everybody. i'm beth troutman. this is "right this minute." >> a woman think the t

case it was an all tray with the mixing glass a shot measuring for tequila. margaret told her to sell the to adequately for $5 >> we didn't kite them because they have been cited once. >> are you sure there was a march citation. without a citation it's hard to say whether they had rum and to adequately. >> we say the receipts. when we contacted abc the second times on march 6th they explained them the process of transferring the license and they didn't understand or didn't know they had to do this until we contacted abc. several factors were explained to them >> there was no intention to sell the liquor license. >> it's not for me to do that just follow the law it's an open investigation for the march 17th incident. there's still spierts on august 6th after they've been seized one on a prior date >> any other comments or questions. >> basically, what i'm hearing is she did previous owner controls the liquor license. everything she does is still on the liquor license so there's no new owner >> there's a new owners. >> it's two separate real estate operation. i

cada vez que tienes una bronca te vas sobre el tequila luego, luego carnal, chale. >> tenÍa, pues tenia> y ademÁs, ¿cuÁles penas, tomÁs, eh? >> todos tenemos penas, ¿no? >> pues sÍ, unas mÁs grande que otras, ¿verdad, hijo? >> sÍ, jefe. >> a ver, ¿quÉ te sucediÓ que te obligÓ a ponerte hasta atrÁs? >> ay, estÁ bien les voy a decir la verdad. >> a ver. >> tienes amigos, vicente, tienes influencias. quiero que me ayudes.

. >> is it tequila? >> yeah. >> i hope so. good? >> thank god. the first drink i have had tonight. i can't tell you how much i appreciate it. >> let's do another one. >> one, two, three. >> oh my god. >> wow. >> you got it? >> oh, that's good, man. >> daddy's champagne burns. >> are you guys wearing spanx? >> yes, sir. >> me, too. >> so tell me, how does it work with that son of a -- matt damon. >> he's like my son. it's great. >> is it true that he has a small penis. >> i'll talk to you later. >> can you tell my how "breaking bad" ends? >> it ends with a credit roll and a commercial for boner pills. >> i have got to go make out with my wife. >> because you won an emmy you think you will have a lot of sex tonight? >> yes. yes. yes i do. >> is this tequila? >> it's mexican champagne. >> oh jeez. all right. ready. >> ready? >> go. >> that was [ bleep ], man. you got me wet. >> tonight on the show, patrick dempsey is here, and we'll be right back with paul mccartney. for real. >> aerial coverage provided by good year for superior performance. only t

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plus members can win a free night every day only at hotels.com we'r'r're gonna need two shots of tequila. that's ok. i don't want... they're not for you. wow, this girl you're waiting for really must be something. just serve the hooch and mind your own business. listen, charlie, i know... hang on. ok, go. i know this comes as a shock to you. please, if i had a nickel for every time a girl dumped me, disappeared for five years, and came back as a guy, i'd have a nickel! keep 'em coming. i think i owe you an explanation. who pays the nickel, by the way? is it you or just out of some general fund? charlie... yeah? remember when we broke up, and i said it's not you, it's me? yes. and i believe you now. i was so mixed-up and unhappy as a woman. so? i know lots of mixed-up, unhappy women. they go shopping and eat ice cream. did you even try that? i tried everything, charlie. but the truth is, i was always a man trapped in a woman's body. no, no, no. no, no, no. no, i'm not buying this. no. if you were really a man back then, you would have jumped at that three-way with the cocktail waitress in

i guess they have a hard time following directions because we found mixes and tequila and they said the liquor was $5. the business permits it was hard for her to find them they expired on june 30th of this year. but later on she showed us a receipt showing they made their business permits okay although they don't have anything posted. they've already been had several visits by the health department and we called the health department and they met us on that day. prior to that day they had over 25 health issues that hadn't been corrected. i will ask for a continuance but i don't think they understand instructions. and i think they need to get all the rest of their business in order before they even have people over for some sort of entertainment. >> good evening officer. i believe they're trying to facilitate with the business and the community and helping the business to him come to terms what laws are and conditions as well as the codes. they haven't followed any as inspector keller has described to you. there's two incidents which the abc considers open investigation. beyond that lik

. >> if you are eating a certain type of mexican food or drinking tequila, you will need salt. the program is dead-on. >> but the fact is, millions of more mexicans eat in the street than in upscale restaurants. this is really salty, if it weren't already salty enough, most people add an extra dash or two before digging in. >> it's not just street stalls. processed foods are found everywhere. most of it is packed with salts and fat. something unlike to happen any time soon, but many restaurants the shakers are off the table and that's a start. are adam rainey al jazeera, mexico city. >> finally, the olympic flame has been lit in greece, four months ahead of the ceremonies in saachi. the flame is going to cover 60,000 kilometers, dog sled and even a trip into space. >> in myanmar, buddhist pagodas stand alongside mosques. followers of both faiths have lived side by side for centuries. but as a military run dictatorship transitions into a free and open nation, religious violence threatens to tear the country apart.

. >>> vendieron el tequila la gran seÑora. en un supermercado de wododland. todos seÑores lavaron carros menos doÑa rosa. >>> sÍ ella cobraba. ella cobraba, era la cajera. >>> la que recibÍa el billete. >>> mÁs adelante maity interiano, contÓ lo que pasÓ en el momento y allÍ. >>> ellos, esta iniciativa del car wash. lo hicieron para ayudar se acuerdan a chava. >>> sÍ. >>> fanÁtico de jenni rivera para recaudar fondos para Él. pero bueno. cÓmo estuvo ximena. >>> sÍ, la cuidamos muy bien. >>> seguro? >>> si seguro. >>> saluden asÍ parece marinerita. >>> vino omar chaparro y sabe dios. ♪. ♪. ♪. eso. bueno. gracias. raÚl te extraÑamos y bueno, comenzamos con el estado del tiempo. quiero contrarles atrÁs del frente frÍo, hay una fuerte tormenta que afectarÁ el fin de semana a washington oregÓn, y el norte de california gv incluso se acumulÓ de 4 a 8 pulgadas de lluvia y tambiÉn trae lluvia en idaho, y montana. incluso esta tormenta trae vientos fuertes, de 40 a 60 millas por hora, se emitieron alertas de vientos fuertes para los es

[laughter] probably doesn't help that a hot girl flies me to mexico to invest in her family's tequila business either. next time, i'm saying, "no, gracias." [laughter] go to our blog to see the ones that we didn't have time for. see you next week. good night. [cheers and applause] (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome to the show, everybody! good to have you with us! folks, thank you, thank you so much. (audience chanting "stephen") >> stephen: ladies and gentlemen thank you so much! folks, folks, as you know, you watch the program night to night i pride myself on my decisiveness. if i ever lost my ability to instantly know my next course of action, i don't know what i would do. (laughter) but even i have been all over the map on this syria issue. on the one hand, holding bashar al-assad responsible for war crimes against his own citizens was kind of, you know, "been there; bombed that." (laughter) but on the other hand, not bombing does not involve bombing. (laughter) and the truth is, nobody knows what to do in syria. we've heard from our allies, we've heard from our enemies, we

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my favorite is the tequila crisis of 1995. but we have price bubbles in a variety of commodities all the time. i will end by saying that essentially what i have learned from understanding this data is that if you were to adopt the physician's mantra and apply it to your social and economic policy, we might be better at offering people against these economic shocks and that we have quite a bit of beta to understand what to invest in terms of safety in what they read for us. i will conclude by offering this quote. i know it it's long, but i believe it's worth talking about. a speech from robert kennedy, he says our gross national product now has ove he says our gross national product now has over $800 billion per year. that gross national product was adjudged the united states of america by that, it should count air pollution and cigarette advertising to clear this end the chills are people that break them. he counts the destruction of the redwoods in the chaotic sprawl and it counts napalm and nuclear warheads and armored cars

and so -- i'm there doing like, you know, you wanted tequila. $1,200. i will pass at 9:00 a.m. to sit like this for a little bit. adjust everything. this guy wanted to go out with me and oliver hudson, in rules of engagement, one of my buddies. nice guy, married, kids. straight, super cool. and i realized, i mean like straight like it's not, and i'm like this guy i guess. people talk to me different. found out for sure, pro golfer is playing with us he drifts back to oliver. he goes you got three kids. i got three little ones. blah, blah, blah. what schools do you go to? literally walks up, hey, i got a hand job behind the snack job over there, two years ta ago. swear to god. he goes, yeah, yeah, you should go over there. i'm like, it might happen again. then he goes we were so wasted. we always get so wasted. all right, you are cool, dude. i get it. now i'm the waisted guy. i get like i'm the -- >> jimmy: hand job guy, yeah. >> those are coming back huge. >> jimmy: david spade is here. [ berman ] applebee's 2 for $20 menu is one app and two entrees for only 20 bucks. only the

>> jimmy: two tequila and one jÄgermeister. [ laughter and applause ] i said to myself, i got to stopr to me. i don't know what kind of shots, actually. the ones you're supposed to have. that's good to know. ask the doctor what he's doing to my child. >> sure. was this doctor in a van? >> jimmy: yes, yes. this doctor was in a van. it was very odd. at the end of the thing, i was like by myself in the van. and cops pulled me out. you have little girls around the house now. and i just, i don't know, any advice? i mean, do you have any? >> for you guys. well, you'll be a great dad. because you're a nice person. >> jimmy: thank you. >> i think with girls, i mean, it's like, chris rock said it the best. if you're a dad of a daughter, your main job is to keep them off the pole. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: absolutely. >> to that end, i think you just want them to be, like, little fun weirdos and nerds for as long as possible. don't worry about being cool. we don't want them to worry about looking sexy certainly. you just want them to be nerds. my older one is eight now. think we're ho

my favorite is the tequila crisis of 1995. but it strikes me that we have price bubbles in a variety of commodities all the time. i will end by saying that essentially what i've learned from understanding this data if you were to adopt the position's mantra do no harm and apply it to your social and economic policy, we may be better buffering people against economic shocks them with quite a bit dated to understand to understand what the best in terms of safety nets and that they reap for us. i will conclude by offering this quote. i noticed on, long, but it's worth going through, a speech from robert kennedy back in 1968. he says our gross national product now is over $800 billion a year. that gross national product if we should judge the united states of america, that gross national product counts air pollution and cigarette advertising to clear our highways of carnage. they counts special locks for doors and shows for people who break them. they counts destruction of the loss of her wonder in chaotic sprawl. it counts napalm

i don't drink tequila. ever since hell night freshman year. mel did 15 shots in 15 minutes. this. so susan made the margaritas, and the margaritas made greg sick. i don't like what you're suggesting. just adding up the facts. look, i'll say it again. there was no love triangle before greg died. would your ex-wife back that up? sure. jill's the one who left me for another man. know where we can find jill? no. we're out of touch. who was the doctor she ended up with? michael... something. jill left you for this guy, and you never got his name? look, if your wife tells you that she's ... another guy, that's really all you need to know. anything else is just salt in the wound. found jill davis-- or at least her answering machine. good. 'cause mel's either a great liar or didn't have nothing to do with this. well, somebody definitely wanted greg cardiff dead. get something from the coroners? no tissue samples, but greg was an organ donor. jeffries: transplant unit at pennsylvania hospital d some blood samples stored. lethal levels of digoxin. what's that? medication used to stabi

this is definitely a trend but also mention the avion tequila. it's a super premium tequila.happens to be the most successful launch of a super premium spirit in the u.s. lori: what is the fastest growing segment ever drinkers around the world? younger people, older men, working mothers? >> yes. ladies in general. lori: seriously. >> exactly. and we do make at love effort with our female consumer all over the world. lori: all right. thank you so much. adam: we look forward to the samples we'll be doing after we get off air. thank you very much. lori: he is going to go into the corner and start throwing back shots, this one. >>> coming up the fed's latest take on economic strength around the country. beige book is out in a few minutes. top market strategist jeff klinetop from lpl analyzes what it means for the big taper debate. ashley webster joins me for the next hour of fox business. don't miss it we route your order to up to 75 market centers to look for the best possible price -- maybe even better than you expected. it's all part of our goal to execute your trade in one se

some cries, some drinking beer, some doing shots of tequila, most smoking. total chaos.predicted the crisis, despite her early morning she lost big. i rode lehman all the way down to zero. pretty ironic, right? the magazine remembers the gloom, the popularity of the british world war ii era slogan, keep calm and carry on, as well as occupy wall street movement and coalescence. hi, i'm dick fuld, the most hated man in america. marveling how little it's changed. wall street remains the destination for newly minted college grad given low barriers to entry. says lewis, if you're a certain kind of kid who doesn't know anything about anything, wall street is still a great place to go. joining me senior national correspondent with bloomberg josh green and the special issue on the financial crisis and also joining us business and economics correspondent matthew iglesias. josh, i'd like to go to you first in terms of what happened five years ago. on some level many people would remember the financial crisis, i'm still going through. many remember the big fish, lets talk about ful

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you will have to read the book to get this tequila kneele story. i encourage it. a team of tibetan monks and a peace mission who overstay their visas. naturally their response was to send a s.w.a.t. team. it started in seattle. i interviewed the police chief who orchestrated their response. he now calls it to -- because it one of the biggest mistakes of his career because he receives -- pcs the aches response since then has been to expect confrontation. when you got expecting confrontation and inevitably happens. a scene from denver. the ratio of riot police tactual protesters. the t-shirt that the denver police union sold the into the protest in denver, two dozen date. it says, we get up early to beat the crowd. at this sort -- the fact that a police organization was selling these was rather disturbing. and this goes back to the -- what we call the mind set problem which is that when you take police officers and you on them like soldiers, train them in military tactics, switch to these battle dress uniforms which are more mimic the military and tell them there fi

but he helped me out, we got through it and some tequila and a $5 craps table in vegas helped out. >>hings. first of all, "the wheel of fortune" does have a rule, you have to pronounce things. and it wasn't like if you got that right, you got the million. it just put you in the process to get the million. >> it would have been a five or six-step process to get the million dollars. i messed up step two. so it would have had -- a lot of other things would have had to happen to win that million dollars. >> do you find you're overpronouncing things now to be very, very clear? listen to my words? >> no, no. >> do you at least now know what a corner curio cabinet is? >> i received lots of picture messages of what a corner curio cabinet is. lots of firefighters. >> there's one in the mail for you right now. >> i'm sure it is. >> you got to relive it all over again. >> you're getting attention, though. something good is going to come out of this for you. >> your attitude. >> look, he's a great guy. he's a firefighter, he's trying to save lives. this didn't go your way. although, i've got to t

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(risas) >>> mucho tequila de la noche anterior. >>> su bronceado intacto como siempre. >>> sÍ, intactounadamente tuve una relaciÓn de pareja como lo mencionaste, lo mantuve por un aÑo, yo era la persona que trabajaba de los dos, pagaba las cuentas los fines de semana, pagaba las salidas a comer, las idas a fincas, le compraba ropa. asÍ no lo creas, y ademÁs de eso tenÍamos un negocio en comÚn obviamente del cual puse todo el presupuesto nunca vi las ganancias, es mi triste historia un aÑo con una pareja. >>> no te diste cuenta, quÉ excusas te decÍa para no trabajar, por quÉ tenias que pagar los fines de semana? >>> no, Él era superdescarado. (risas) >>> llegaba el momento de salir y me decÍa cuÁnto tenes? cuÁnto tenemos? y le entregaba el dinero, y lo guardaba en la billetera al pagar las cuentas, pagaba, como si fuera el hombre responsable de la casa, que nunca conseguÍa trabajo, que nunca lo llamaban para entrevistas, excusas 1500. >>> lo aguantÓ un aÑo, como te decides a dejarlo, ya sabemos por quÉ lo dejaste, cÓmo lo hiciste? >>> lo mÁs triste de todo, no lo dejÉ por mantenido, le

. >>> es una bebida, tequila, limÓn, juguito de tomate. le deseamos mucha suerte., le levantas el ánimo. nosotros vencemos a tu dolor de hombro. tú, descubres al novato del año. nosotros aliviamos tus síntomas del resfriado. tú, le llevas a vivir una aventura. tylenol® ha sido la marca n°1 para el alivio del dolor, recomendada por doctores por más de 20 años. por todo lo que hacemos, tú haces mucho más. tylenol®. ♪ ♪ le lengua tan larga >>> llegaron los "lenguilargos." seÑores, ya los conoce. los presento. primero las damas, verÓnica bastos. ♪ ♪ >>> erik cuesta. ♪ ♪ >>> orlando segura! ♪ ♪ >>> y luis alfonso borrego! ♪ ♪ >>> sentados, bienvenidos a "lenguilargos", y tema candente de tu amigo. >>> en esta ocasiÓn, la primera ocasiÓn en "lenguilargos" en el que tu mi querido alan tacher nos puedes contar mejor. >>> yo no sabÍa... >>> mark tacher. >>> lo Único que se es que estarÁ en una nueva novela, va a regresar despuÉs de uno o dos aÑitos. >>> te lo voy a contar, se lo estaban peleando dos. no uno, dos productores. resulta que al final ganÓ rocio. y va a hacer el

. >>> cerveza, tequila. >>> no contemos los pollitos antes de nacer, desde las 7 vamos a ver quÉ pasas de tatuadores. 300 artistas de tatuajes, y fÍjate que no soy amante de los tatuajes, pero respeto a mucha gente que se lo haga, parece una moda increÍble, y quiero enseÑarles al tortugo. (gritos) >>> cuÁntos tiene? >>> enseÑale el mÁs bonito de todos. >>> ¿que dice? >>> carlos. >>> y por quÉ se lo puso en la pancita? >>> porque no recordaba su nombre. (gritos) >>> y se burlan. >>> cuando la gente se pone tatuajes se lo pone en un lugar donde significa algo. >>> en la pancita simplemente cuando estaba joven... >>> uh! >>> y fue el lugar para que no me lo viera mi mamÁ. >>> buen punto. >>> ay, mi querido raÚl. pero bueno, ahÍ estÁ. >>> que mientras va engordando se le estira, va por supercarlos. >>> muchas gracias. >>> y por acÁ le voy a usa. >>> mÉxico! mÉxico! >>> usa! >>> se pone bueno el asunto. al principio les hablÉ de un nuevo proyecto de formar un barrio en marte, y le preguntamos si estarÍan dispuestos, y miren lo que dijo alicia machado. y dice: yo irÍa a marte para ver si fu

there's a tiny bit of tequila in there. >> a little. >> and they get totally out of hand. >> how couldats used last year and earlier this year. team oracle is accused of gross misconduct. the team's leader says he has no knowledge of the modifications and were likely made by a small number of people without proper approval. the jury is expected to issue a ruling today or tomorrow. it is labor day. let's go outside and see how it is looking. >> we started the day with temperatures in the 60s. and the culprit is this tropical air out of the south across the state today. it will kick off an isolated shower. with the cloud cover keeps our temperatures down as we go through the afternoon. 70s to low 80s for most of the inland locations. 60s and 70s towards oakland. during the day tomorrow we start to see tropical air move out and stay cool and relatively breezy. second half of the week different story. high pressure starts to build in. temperatures climb as hot as the mid to upper 90s for the valleys. >>> programming note now because of golf our 11:00 a.m. newscast will be preempted. our ne

. >> first of all, don't do it after 1 a.m don't do it after two tequila drinks and don't take off yournue right here on the channel with her own signature show in the afternoon. we want your take geraldo on this, fox news alert. u.s. consulate in western afghanistan attacked. people with suicide vests, car bombs. what's going on? >> i was there in september of 2011 when the embassy in kabul was attacked. we were trapped inside with the ambassador. the embassy and consulate in afghanistan is a full blown war what is distressing about this particularly, the good news is no american personnel were hurt. the embassy -- consulate wasn't open of the the bad news, this is in the western part of afghanistan on the iranian border. this is the safest part of afghanistan in terms of the war. so we've never really had one in the west or in the north. now increasingly we're having more. so the taliban is demonstrating that as the u.s. pulls out, they're going to be launching these attacks. as i said, the bottom line, the best part about it, is that there were no american personnel involved and none