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daddy? daddy, can you hear me? oh, god, we should never have brought him here. you're right, dear. don't worry, you guys, i think i might know how to fix this. but first look-- i turned him into groucho marx. that's hilarious. peter, what is this supposed to accomplish? don't you see, lois? when we forced him to retire, we took all the challenge out of his life. perhaps some people aren't meant to retire at all. exactly! now, let's see if we can put some fire back into him. margot, it's time to take this company in a new direction-- starting with being honest with the irs about our profits. (mumbling) we're also gonna stop reading employee e-mails. (mumbling) ...our servers. and from now on it's against the rules to pat female employees on the fanny. (mumbling): ...like touching butts! and tell the african-american elevator attendant he no longer has to wear white gloves. why don't you just tell him he can sleep with my wife, too?! daddy! oh, carter! you're back! you're damn right i am! don't you ever try to stick me in one of those retirement places again! i plan on sitting behind

i see the last name and that was my daddy.irk: anything? >> i wanted to do this before. i didn't know he was goingo get killed ashley. i didn't know any of this. i know it's too late now and i'm sorry. >> kirk: i mean you are so sure it's ricky but i don't think anyone is sure >> no, i'm sure that is who it is >> i'm not >> kirk: i think we need a lie detector test >> kirk: to see if there's possibilities >> that is fine, i will. because i already knew who her daddy was kirk: you will take a lie detector test to find out if ricky is not the only possibility. >> what about my son? brandon is yours. >> you sure? >> yes >> kirk: we will be right back. and in the meantime we will hook her up to a lie detector test and find out who your father really is. [applause] coming up on "the test"... >> based on the names you don't know who you slept with >> at least i don't have children that i don't know about. >> during the time that ashley was conceived did you have sexual intercourse with anyone other than ricky, marty and scotty? comi

hi, daddy. hi, daddy. [cheerfully] hey, everybody. hi, daddy. [cheerfully] hi! uhh.? everything's fine. great. what's for dinner? i haven't made you anything yet, ray. can you wait? fine. i'll make my own dinner. [whistling tune] mmm! tuna fish. where's that can opener? it's in the drawer. what? the can opener is in the utensil drawer! rightie-oh. ah. yeah, i bought a new one. oh. did we need a new can opener? it's better! ok? it cuts from the side so there's no sharp edges. how does this thing work? you put it on the can! you twist the thing! you open...the can! [sighs] great! a better can opener! ha ha ha ha! what's so funny? whoop! whoop! whoa! ha ha ha! ha ha ha ha! would you look at this? oh...use a fork! god. hmm? oop. [exasperated sigh] was...was there somethin' wrong with the other can opener? there's nothing wrong with this can opener. [chuckling] no, nothing's wrong, honey. i mean, i would've preferred the tuna on bread, but, you know, it's... it's just as delicious right out of the sink. ha ha ha ha! this is the can opener i bought. ok, ray? because it's b

why now do you lean over this podium and say, "i'm not your daddy, but i am your daddy." because i'm fussed at and cussed at. and i never, i... judge lake: you feel like they're disrespecting you. yeah. "i'll never speak to you again. "you the sorriest dad in the world." i've been in their life for 18 years, three months and 16 days. all right, all right! exactly. so what's the point of us being here? 18 years, three months and 3 days. what more else i got to prove? what else i got to prove? judge lake: let me have some order 'cause i've got to get to an important point. judge lake: mr. eggleston, let me get something straight. you say that you know you not the father and you know that a white man is their father. tell the court how you know this. when we returned to the doctor, she'd got marks on her back and the doctor questioned, you know. she had some marks on her back. yeah, some skin disease. a rare skin? yeah, and they questioned... which i can clarify. first day she come out, the doctor said, "daddy, you sure you ain't got the wrong babies?" you know. "you didn't

daddy. then i put up with traffic. then i have to come home... daddy!and explain myself to a wife who thinks i this self-centered guy... daddy! which makes me think that-- i hear her! what is it, honey? i have a thousand pennies. did you see that daddy was talking, sweetie? and i would love to see those pennies later, ok? give me a kiss. huh? no reading. hey, hey. what are you doing there? i'm cutting an english muffin. you don't cut it. you use a fork. you don't use a fork to cut things. not to cut. to split. what? yeah. it says it right on the wrapper there. look at it. fork split. fork. with a fork. all that means is theve split with a fork at the factory. if they split it at the factory, it would be open already, and i wouldn't have to talk to you. you want this or not? not now.ook what you've done with your knife. not only have you killed the crannies, you smushed them into the nooks. i'm going to smush you into a nook. hey. hi, dear. you want an english muffin? don't do it. it's cut! oh, stop. raymond, when they say on the box fork split, doesn't

you're the best daddy in the world, i love you so much. think about her every single day, every night. she's the first and last thing i think about every single day. i'll never choose drugs over her, again. i wanted to be better than that, too. on the back of it she wrote, dear mailman, if this letter gets lost, don't send it to me, send it to prison to my daddy. on the back of her letters, dear mr. postman, if this gets lost, send it to heaven because it's going to my angel. spell prison p-r-i-z-o-n. these emotions aren't good for me in here. they're not helping me. that's weakness, i don't want to show it. so scared to let those people see who i really am. so, skard maycared maybe they'l fun of me for it. tattooed up gangster who cries in his cell every night. >>> coming up -- >> how can you even remotely be able to justify that to me? you better hope he don't die. >> is he still in the hospital? >> yes. >> reality sinks frin the two assa assailants and for lester stokes. >> you're the most beautiful girl in the world and nothing could e

. >>> daddy loves you. daddy loves you. >> and sounds of progress. an update on the little boy whose groundbreaking surgery let him hear his parents' voices. >> it's like a little miracle every time he hears something to me. captioning funded by cbs ng funded by cbs >>> this is the "cbs morning news" for thursday, october 24th, 2013. good morning. good to be with you. i'm anne-marie green. well, the main contractors who put together the troubled health insurance website testify on capitol hill today. the president says he is upset by all the problems with the health care rollout and so are fellow democrats. tara mergener is in washington. tara, good morning. >> good morning, anne-marie. a number of democrats are joining the call now for accountability. today contractors for the nearly $400 million project will tell their side of the story to angry lawmakers. developers for healthcare.gov will head to capitol hill this morning for hearings about the website, which has been slow and unresponsive for millions of users. >> the rollout of obama care is no

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weren't they, daddy? >> i certainly hope so. what's your next move? >> whatever it is, the police will know about it. oh. oh, they gave me a present. take a look. my guardian angel. babs: you're being tailed. >> that's, uh, leslie hennessy. he works 16 hours a day. somebody else takes over for the next 8. as a matter of fact, hennessy's a very nice fellow. >> i'll have him called off immediately. >> obstructing the wheels of justice, daddy? >> i'm afraid where i go, hennessy goes, even to the senate. >> is he likely to picket my office? >> very likely. >> uh, i would suggest, guy, for your own peace of mind, of course, that you work here at the house for a few days. it would be less embarrassing for you. >> but then what about practicing and-- oh, perhaps i better forget about forest hills. >> my dear boy, wouldn't it look rather awkward if you suddenly canceled all your plans? >> he's right, guy. you mustn't do anything that looks suspicious. you've got to go on acting as though nothing had happened. >> escorted by mr. hennessy. >> a call for you, mr

they are looking for men to replace the government sugar daddy?or a wealthy sugar daddy as opposed to the government being their sugar dad see in. neil: any men doing the same? >> we did see a slight increase in min, not just single mothers and students over 800,000 you know government workers out of work. at least in free time, they are looking for love in the right places i suppose. >> you are pretty good add getting tell together. to you worry in a weird way the shut down ends and your business stops booming ? >> well, i guess i do, but it would be a good thing, when the economy does well, people have more disposable income, we get more sugar daddies, either end we win, i am concerned about the economy in the long term. >> you can ride this one for a while. always good having you thank you. >> thank you. neil: brandon wade, bet you didn't know that, people's love lives are moving up. >> news you can use. free of change, basic cable. we'll have more. thrusters at 30%! i can't get her to warp. losing thrusters. i need more power. give me more pow

♪ ♪ a-boo, a-bah, a-who's your daddy?catting, grunting ) hey, homer, do fries come with that shake? sure do. hmm... ( crowd cheering ) ( scatting, grunting ) i'm happy! ( cheering ) ( homer laughing ) he makes me look cool. and cool i am not. may i upload your footage onto my web site? well, sir, i don't believe we've ever met. my name is jeff albertson, but everyone calls me comic book guy. well, i'll just call you friend. here's your tape... friend. ( laser blasts, screaming ) what should we click on next? kearney: here's a new one. ( laughing ) now to send this spaz around the world. ( snooty laughter ) ( laughter ) ( amused tongue clicking ) ( seals laughing ) stupid internet... whole world laughing at me... look at the american computer monkey! dance-a, monkey, dance! ( bellowing ) basta, basta. take-a my picture with the internet marmaluke-a! ( yelling ) ( arcade game beeping ) ( ape-like grunting ) ( bells dinging ) the internet wasn't created for mockery. it was supposed to help researchers at different universiti

they absolutely -- when i run through the door they'll be like, oh, daddy's back. oh! can we go to toys r us? i do show them clips on my phone and stuff. i show them how passionate they are about their father over here. they're like, oh, wow! >> a crazy ride and a successful one for lebron. not long after he returned to the u.s., the nba announced that for the first time, james has reached the top spot in global jersey sales. stay with us. we'll tell you about new developments in the redskins controversy. [ horn honks ] [ male announcer ] once in a while, everything falls into perfect harmony. [ engine revs ] and you find yourself in exactly the right place at the right time. just be sure you're in the right car when it happens. the 2014 c-class sports sedan. power, performance and style in total alignment. see your authorized mercedes-benz dealer for exceptional offers through mercedes-benz financial services. [ passenger ] airport, please. what airline? united. [ indian accent ] which airline, sir? [ passenger ] united. whoa taxi! [ british accent ] what airline, the

but i'm scared, daddy! i'm not your daddy, fool! let's split. anthony. ah...i guess the most natural thing would be for donna to sit next to me, also facing in that direction. you can come in now, donna! (applause) cleveland, you made all this and you're going to clean it all up by yourself afterwards? whatever. now, let's get to work on making those legs wobbly. (audience whoops) look at me, i'm totally nude! (audience laughs) looks like i've got some catching up to do behind this pillar we've always had. (audience whoops) man in audience: boobs! eek! robert? there's some bad stuff going down, real bad. these people don't mess around. i'm gonna have to lay low here for a couple of days. no, absolutely not! it's our first anniversary! the paper anniversary. (wailing) aw, please don't let my daddy get killed, cleveland! you can't be my only male role model! i'll grow up to be a overweight, gay loser! (chuckles) that's crazy talk, sugar. (audience laughs) cleveland, he's in a lot of trouble. we don't have a choice. (chortles) hey, look like c-brown just got c-bl

its title is "walk a little plainer, daddy."t says walk plainer daddy said a little boy so frail, i'm following in your footsteps and i don't want to fail. sometimes your steps are plain, sometimes they are hard to see. so walk a little plainer, daddy, for you are leading me. someday, when i'm grown up -- someday, when i'm grown up, you are like i want to be. then i'll have a little boy who would want to follow me. i would want to lead him right and help him be true. walk a little plainer daddy, we must follow you. that's what you're supposed to do. you're supposed to walk a path that your child can follow and be proud of and be -- have a life and his child is supposed to be able to follow him from following you. he's following me all right. he's following me right to prison. and that's not -- that does not give my heart any joy. it does not give me any peace. i didn't walk very good for him. >>> coming up -- >> what were you thinking? >> what do you mean what was i thinking? >> don't you think you're getting a little too old to

-- and i'm daddy's baby.y daddy's baby. >> months after the trial began the jurors heard closing arguments. >> they don't want to answer the questions. >> the judge read the jury a special verdict form with 16 questions. >> this case involved a number of legal questions. first of all was dr. murray hired by aeg live and should aeg live pay damages. a lot of complex legal questions within that. >> then jurors began deliberating. after just 13 hours of deliberations. >> has the jury reached a verdict? >> for the jury to begin considering awarding the jackson any money the jurors had to answer yes to the first five questions. >> did aeg live hire dr. conrad murray? >> answer. yes. >> but when the court assistant read the second question. was dr. conrad murray unfit or incompetent to perform the work for which he was hired? answer. no. >> the jurors concluded that the concert promoter was not liable for michael jackson's death. >> there appeared to be frustration among the jurors we talked to a they were boxed in

daddy... ally, it's ok. daddy's handling it. thanks. thanks, parker. hey, you're welcome.'t usually interfere in these things, but sometimes that's a dad's job. yeah. and you taught him a good lesson there, too. ok, i'll see you later. wait! where you going? oh, yeah, i thought i would, uh... go stenciling, like you said. well, stenciling's right there. oh. oh, there it is. ok. thank you. even you can make that shot. you wanna go one on one right now? you feel like it? ray, what is wrong with you? oh, i know this. i know this one. ally told me you just undid her hackidu trade with bill parker's boy. he's a lousy dad. give me another one. shut up. yeah. she was giving away all her cards for one card. i saved her from getting ripped off. that's all. what just happened? y'see? you're making me miss it. well, she's upset. that's the trade she wanted to make. you gotta go back over to bill parker and undo what you undid. what are you getting so excited for? it's stupid hackidu cards. she'll get over it, ok? wrong. what? you're wrong. they're not just cards. i never seen these,

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does daddy not want to hear our voice anymore?nd i had to tell them that he was in prison because he loved jesus. >> reporter: pastor aberdini has paid a terrible price, suffering beatings and torture, and deteriorating health from untreated medical conditions. >> the doctors have confirmed the internal bleeding we discussed on cbn news because of the initial beatings he faced and the severe physical torture he faced early on in his imprisonment. >> reporter: but pressure on iran's new president is ramping up. last month secretary of state joh john kerry called for pastor aberdini's immediate release. >> we call on the iranian authorities to respect mr. aberdini's human rights and release him. we will continue to pursue this in every way we possibly can through every channel we possibly can. >> reporter: and this week naghmeh was able to hand deliver a letter pleading for her husband's release. observances marking the one year anniversary of pastor aberdini incarceration are held at 40 states, in city parks and churches. and the r

his new cell mate asked that we not use his real name, but did permit us to use his nickname, big daddyy have a past history that could lead to violence. >> we've had problems from the street originating from the streets. we don't get along. >> the jail takes inmate claims of potential violence seriously. and in this case, there is an easy solution. >> we're going to -- you can't be in the group upstairs. you can't be cell mates with him. there is an empty cell upstairs, cell four, he's going to cell four now. >> he's going to cell four. >> he's going to cell four. you'll have your own cell all by yourself. you cool with that? right now, what i want you to do, you're going to come out and you're going to sit in the day room, all right? >> all right. >> you're going to chill out at the table. >> he wants to talk to you. >> you want to talk to me? all right. >> they're going to pull me out here right now anyways. >> back up a little bit. i'm going to open up this door. what's your name again? >> bretts. >> have a seat at that table. yes, so we're moving this inmate into a cell where he's

>> in every girl's phone it would be daddy. it's not their real father.imps. >> if anybody on the car stop hears a phone ringing, let me know. >> i press that button, the pimp's phone started to ring. in the car he was stopped at. >> hey, who's this. hey, officer, how are you? >> it's listed as daddy on the phone. you've got to take the phone as evidence. okay? all right. now do you want to go to jail? i'm trying to cut you a break. you're lying to me. daddy is not your real dad. it's the pimp we stopped in the car over there. jay reese. >> you are 17 and pregnant. you don't need to go to jail. >> you need to talk to us, sweetie. we can help you. do you want a few minutes to think? we'll give you two or three minutes to think about it. you think about the baby. think about this fool. do you think he would go to jail for you? not in a second. >> saleda, can you come down for a minute. >> coming, sarge. >> go up and see what you can get -- >> she's ready to break. >> if nothing else, we're going 272 or 273 at the least. >> the 17-year-old breaks down and te

. >> this is my daddy and my mommy, they showed me what love is. >> hello, we're mommy and daddy.t date -- >> oh, look at this face -- >> i don't think that's going to happen. >> here's your engagement ring. >> into the car, daddy's driving. >> daddy's a wonderful driving. >> you didn't say anything in your dating profile about your parents. >> we wrote that. >> chinese food, you'll be eating pork! >> i don't eat chinese food. >> lock the door. daddy is my god and mommy is my priest. onward. ♪ ♪ unh ♪ ♪ hey! ♪ ♪ let's go! ♪ [ male announcer ] you can choose to blend in. ♪ ♪ yeah! yeah! yeah! or you can choose to blend out. ♪ oh, yeah-eah! ♪ the all-new 2014 lexus is. it's your move. and this is my home team. this is my large lecture hall. this is my professor. and also my coach. this is my booster club. this is the guy who's graduating ready for a great career in technology. [ male announcer ] in 2012, 90% of devry university grads actively seeking employment had careers in their field in 6 months. find your career success in the bay area. learn how at devry.edu. ♪ [ cheers and ap

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. >> are you happy to have daddy home? >> uh-huh. >> upon release, all offenders are required to check in at adult probation and parole reporting center. >> what's your name? >> strong, jedd strong. >> jedd will enter a halfway house, where he will have to look for a job and undergo substance abuse therapy. >> and i want you to check in every tuesday until you get an agent. >> many inmates who don't have anywhere to go, end up here, the salt lake transitional housing center. these parolees have just been released today. >> one of the first goals is to find a job, with the idea of being able to afford to find a place to live and get on out of here. >> i'm going to look for anything and any place that will hire me. it's hard for a felon to get a job. >> residents are required to check in and out with an officer. paychecks must be turned in each week for room and board, restitution fees and child support. >> compared to prison, obviously the restrictions are much less than what they've been used to. >> it's nice to walk aroun

i'm her daddy. this may be embarrassing, this may not be the way you wanted this to turn out, but i don't want you to be deterred from finding out who your daughter's father is. but i want you to go about it in a more respectful way. and keep things private until you know the results, you understand? yes, ma'am. don't let the anger or the shame or resentment of any guy, stop you from finding out who her father is, because she deserves that, are we clear? yes, ma'am. i wish you the best of luck. i know you're gonna do good things. i see it in your eyes. i know we had a little moment today. you okay? hold your head up. we've all made some bad choices. lake: see? now that's another woman in the room encouraging you. juadalyn: keep your head up. there's nothing to be ashamed of. pick yourself up, dust yourself off and keep it moving. lake: and on that note... court is adjourned. amen to that. (audience applauding) i know it was a tough day. (sniffling) and i know those weren't the results you were expec

oh, alma and puff daddy. >> mr. brown, still as charming as ever. >> and alma, still the youngest grandmama on the block. >> have you seen simone? >> have you tried la-la land? >> alma, hey. oh, brie and simone aren't back yet. >> really? she's going to be late. i signed them up for a parenting class. >> great. we've seen your work -- babies having babies. >> so, josh, are you ready to be a dad? >> to be honest, i was a little nervous at first. >> he loves the idea of he and simone being a real family, and i've made plans to take care of the baby while they're in school. isn't that right, josh? >> yes, ma'am. >> and they're gonna have a simple ceremony after graduation. right, josh? >> yes, ma'am. >> and simone's okay with all this? >> are you kidding? that's all she talks about. isn't that right, josh? >> well, actually, when we first -- >> well, of course it is. >> i just got a text from simone. she ran away! >> what do you mean, she ran away? >> she texted me, "on a bus. leaving town. trapped. got to think." >> w

daddy loves you! >> pelley: how does life sound now? dr. jon lapook listens in. >> it's like a little miracle every time he hears something to me. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley. >> pelley: good evening. president obama called in reinforcements today for what he calls a tech surge to attack problems with the new health insurance web site. the insurance industry agreed to form technical teams to help fix the site. since it went online october 1, people attempting to shop for insurance under the new patient protection and affordable care act have had trouble logging in. some who did log in had the screen lock up. others couldn't create an account. and some who did set up an account were later de-enrolled. then in an effort to fix the web site, it was designed to allow users to shop for insurance before they created an account, but that ran into trouble as well. jan crawford has more about that. >> reporter: the new feature on the healthcare.gov web site allo

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. >> and this is my daddy, mr. brown. >> yes. i'm her daddy. >> mike here, he's a big-time football recruiter at decatur u. >> wow, that's impressive. >> yep. yep. that's impressive. >> yeah. >> yeah. you're a big-time recruiter, and your friend is just big. >> hey, cora, in college, i used to be better than him at everything. >> please. >> football... >> nope. >> baseball... >> are you kidding me? >> women. >> you pitched a no-hitter on and off the field. >> heh. yeah, but that's all changed now. >> hah! no, it ain't. >> so, mike, what brings you to town? >> oh, he came to see me about a job. >> really? >> yes. i'm gonna have my frat work with me at decatur u. in illinois. >> doing what? y'all got an eating team? >> no. coaching. >> coaching what? the eating team? >> football. >> reggie coaching football? you got to be -- be serious. be serious! [ laughs ] oh, you're serious. >> of course he's serious. >> yes, the university is looking for an assistant coach, and this is the best man for the job. >> really? that's wonderful, reg

do you know how hard daddy works? both: yeah. don't you know golf is all daddy has? both: yeah.s gonna be funny when we send you a postcard from disneyland, isn't it? yeah. ok. well, don't push, ray. marie: ok, rightdow. you gave me the heavy end. hold on. hold on. you got it? ma, why do you need all this fabric? i got it real cheap, and i'm gonna make beautiful curtains for your apartment. great, ma. is it flame retardant? of course. just my luck. all right, come on, ma. where do you want it? open up that ping-pong table and lay it out, and be very careful. make sure you wipe off the table before you put it down. yep. marie: what was that? nothing, ma. robert just fell marie: on the fabric?! no! all right. well, there it is. oh, god. what's the problem? about my childhood in ping-pong.ng us oh, yeah. with the taunting? yeah. and the rhymingof. "10 serving 3 whocan't compete " "14 serving one. you're reallynot my" how about this move every timehe'd score a point? [hums] that voodoo.en he'd do yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah. get away. i know. he made you cry. i didn't cry. you cried. the

so we scored mid-round and obviously late. >> the duf daddy would be this man right here.ufner, what did you see from the fairway when you hit that shot right there? >> i think he had a pretty good number and the ball was covering the flag the whole way. it looked like it was going to be close and a little bit of luck it goes in and makes it easy. that's my favorite walk up to the green. >> when you guys were turning it around, did you feel like there was momentum? or is this not the type of sport where there actually is momentum? >> yeah, you know, on the 7th hole mark hit a great shot up on the green and 2. and zach had a good shot about 15 feet and they ended up three-putting. and we had that hole. that was kind of a momentum shift and we had an opportunity on 8

remember when you and daddy were downstairs?tairs. >> he starts to tell them what was going on upstairs. >> we had sex. >> sex? >> yes. >> are you for real? are you serious that you had sex? >> yes. >> it gets better. >> she's -- she's three months pregnant. >> this is a -- three months pregnant, is she? my goodness. three months pregnant? three months pregnant? >> she grabs anything she can get her hands on. she's whipping stuff. >> your life is going to change. you're going to be a daddy soon. >> that's all right. >> that's all right? >> it's a camera, mom, it's a camera! >> even when he reveals it's a joke, the beating continues because he's mad that he tricked her like that. >> why not be happy? he's going to be a dad. >> don't do that to me! >> that's it for us here at "right this minute." we'll see you next time, everybody. [ male announcer ] some things are simply better at home. like the enticing aroma and distinctive taste of nespresso. elegant capsules meet masterfully crafted machines, and one touch creates the perfec

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