- ♪ la la la la la la ♪ elmo's world ♪ la la la la la la ♪ elmo's world ♪ elmo loves his goldfish ♪ hisoh! yeah! ha ha ha! ♪ that's elmo's world hey, dorothy. hi. oh! hi! hi! welcome to elmo's world. elmo's so happy to see you, and so is dorothy. say hello, dorothy. ha ha ha! ooh! guess what elmo's thinking about today. ♪ ya da da da [doorbell rings] - ribbit! - come in. hey. that's funny. elmo doesn't see anything. do you? do you see anything, huh? - ribbit! ohh! - did you see something? well, where? - [grunting] - elmo doesn't see anything. hmm. not over here either. - ribbit! - oh, ho ho ho! there you are! ha ha ha! that's right. frogs! ribbit! you know, frogs! wait, wait, wait! come back, frog! that's a very hoppy frog! ha ha ha! [ribbit] [hiccup] [grunting] [croaking] [gurgling] - oh, look. dorothy's been thinking about frogs, too. ha ha ha! huh? what's that, dorothy? huh? oh. ok, ok, ok. dorothy has a question. how do you leap like a frog? oh, good question, dorothy. hey, dorothy. let's ask mr. noodle. mr. noodle! [ribbit] ha ha ha! shade has a frog in his throat. hop to it, shade

la ♪ sha la la la la la la ♪ sha la la la la ♪ sha la la la la la la ♪ >> it's one of the most beautifulse roots are very much the roots of the town where i live, but somehow i've never been able to get it right. to tell the story, any story of sicily. it's the biggest island in the head -- mediterranean. two main towns of palermo and catania on opposite sides. i'm done a show in palermo before. it was an epic goat rodeo, an failure of humiliating scale. this time i was going to get it right. there's the sicily we know from films, an evocative, deeply felt history that's not quite reality but cool anyway, right? there's the simple fact of its location, tucked away under the boot of italy, part of but not really part of that country. its own language, culture, its own history of norman, arab, spanish, roman, turkish, egyptian interlopers, all leaving their mark and their influence. i grew up in new jersey which was pretty much sicily on the hudson. the italian-americans next door weren't from milan, i could tell you that much. i guess what i'm telling you is i figured this will be easy. v

la ♪ sha la la la la la la ♪ sha la la la la ♪ sha la la la la la la ♪ >>> in july 2013, when i wentd nelson mandela was critically ill. in the country he freed from white minority rule was already in mourning. and already fearful of what the future might be without him. >> i pray that he -- somebody takes baton from him. >> i wish him a speedy recovery. and come back to his people. ♪ >> so a good friend of mine, a really great travel writer, said something. the more i travel the less i know. i feel that particularly strongly in south africa, a place i came in a state of near total ignorance. loaded with preconceptions. for the first part of my life, the south africa i knew was not a happy place or a good place. it was a pariah state. outrageously divided into black and white. a throwback to attitudes we thought we'd long learned to reject. ♪ >> the nationalist government in south africa enacted apartheid laws in 1938. who you could marry. where you lived. where you could walk, be educated, everything decided by racist laws backed by police, army and secret services. the institutiona

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la la ♪ sha la la la la la la ♪ sha la la la la la ♪ sha la la la la la la >>> once upon a time inhere was a place, a very special place, a clean, orderly, and nice place. usually i hate clean, orderly, and nice. the air smells fresh and physically fit, statuesque blondes pedal through streets lined by old buildings and canals. i read something very disturbing on my way here. apparently denmark is, like, the happiest place on earth. they actually keep stats on this. apparently denmark is far and away number one the happiest, most content place on earth. >> well, the colleges are the same for everybody. >> free? >> free. >> that's un-american. that's socialism, isn't it? >> yes. i mean, here, that's not a bad word. >> okay, they pay, like, 60% of their earnings in taxes. but then they do get things like free health care. 52 weeks maternity leave on full pay. >> when i had my kids two rooms down, that's where the future king had his kids. >> there's no, like, beyonce suite. >> no. we're all there. we're all the same. that makes people more happy. >> that looks like a nightmare to me.

la ♪ sha la la la la la la ♪ sha la la la la ♪ sha la la la la la la ♪ >> it's one of the most beautifulse roots are very much the roots of the town where i live, but somehow i've never been able to get it right. to tell the story, any story of sicily. it's the biggest island in the mediterranean. two main towns of palermo and catania on opposite sides. i'm done a show in palermo before. it was an epic goat rodeo, an failure of humiliating scale. this time i was going to get it right. there's the sicily we know from films, an evocative, deeply felt history that's not quite reality but cool anyway, right? there's the simple fact of its location, tucked away under the boot of italy, part of but not really part of that country. its own language, culture, its own history of norman, arab, spanish, roman, turkish, egyptian interlopers, all leaving their mark and their influence. i grew up in new jersey which was pretty much sicily on the hudson. the italian-americans next door weren't from milan, i could tell you that much. i guess what i'm telling you is i figured this will be easy. villa mor

la ♪ sha la la la la la la ♪ sha la la la la ♪ sha la la la la la la ♪ ♪ >> i was raised withoutamily long ago, catholic -- i think. the other side, jewish. i've never been in a synagogue. i don't believe in a higher power. but that doesn't make me any less jewish, i don't think. these guys sandbagging me at the wailing wall, they don't seem to think so either. >> only half. >> jewish? >> yes. >> you writer? >> i'm a writer, yes. [ speaking hebrew ] >> now you're bar mitzvahed mazel tov. >> mazel tov. thank you, gentlemen. i've never felt so much like i'm mas ka -- masquerading as something i'm not. i am instinctively hostile to any kind of devotion. certainty is any enemy. i'm all about doubt, questioning one's self in the nature of reality. constantly. when they grabbed hold of me and in a totally nonjudgmental way essentially -- god's happy to have you, here you go. oh, man. my treachery is complete. just because i was raised outside the faith with no particular attachment or loyalty to israel doesn't mean that plenty of people on this earth don't hate me in principle. i know

. - ♪ la la la la - hey, big bird. - oh, hi, maria. - i've got something for you. - oh. what is it? ta-da! - a new scarf? - yes. i thought you could use it. - oh, boy. why, it's beautiful. hey. i could use a scarf because it's kind of getting cold, you know. - yes, it is. - you wouldn't need a scarf if you migrated to a warmer place. - hey. who are you? - freddy flapman's the name, bird real estate's the game. there's my card. - bird real estate? - yeah. he wants me to move to a new habitat, maria. that means home. - a new habitat? well, that's ridiculous. sesame street is big bird's home. - come on. this is no place for a bird. - well, lots of birds live in the city. - does he look like a pigeon to you? - well, no. - of course not. a bird like this needs a special habitat! - really? like--like what? - i'll show you! habitat, please! - hey. what's going on? - it's real estate agent magic, maria. - ok. - ♪ open up your eyes ♪ gonna show you where it's at ♪ ♪ as we take a look around at a new habitat ♪ ♪ it makes we want to clap ♪ and it makes me want to stomp ♪ ♪ this habitat's mad m

la la la la la la la ♪ ♪ la la la la la ♪ we know you're not how it seems don't have a point ♪ ♪eir new album, "tales of us." we'll be right back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to tina fey, lindsay lohan, goldfrapp, thunder cat and the greatest band in late night, the roots everybody! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "carson daly." thank you for watching, have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow, bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

, la ♪ sha la, la, la, la, la ♪ sha la, la, la, la, la ♪ sha la, la, la, la, la >>> the western myththe american imagination. none of us can escape it. for ages, we identified ourselves with the image of the lone cowboy, the perception of frontier values, self-sufficiency, rugged individualism, the freedom of wide open spaces. few places in america still manage to embody that mythic landscape of the imagination like the state of new mexico. what does freedom mean? it's different things to everybody, it seems, but something about this place manages to capture the overlap between a whole hell of a lot of very different cultures. old route 66 runs through new mexico like a collapsed vein, right through santa fe and albuquerque. it must have seemed like magic once. families loaded in a massive chrome and steel chariots with powerful v-8 engines and took off down that blacktop highway. they slept in whimsical motor lodges and bungalows, swam in kidney-shaped pools. then it all went redundant. route 66 was decommissioned, chopped up, largely forgotten, except by desperate and lazy travel s

, la ♪ sha la, la, la, la, la ♪ sha la, la, la, la, la ♪ sha la, la, la, la, la >>> the western myththe american imagination. none of us can escape it. for ages, we identified ourselves with the image of the lone cowboy, the perception of frontier values, self-sufficiency, rugged individualism, the freedom of wide open spaces. few places in america still manage to embody that mythic landscape of the imagination like the state of new mexico. what does freedom mean? it's different things to everybody, it seems, but something about this place manages to capture the overlap between a whole hell of a lot of very different cultures. old route 66 runs through new mexico like a collapsed vein, right through santa fe and albuquerque. it must have seemed like magic once. families loaded in a massive chrome and steel chariots with powerful v-8 engines and took off down that blacktop highway. they slept in whimsical motor lodges and bungalows, swam in kidney-shaped pools. then it all went redundant. route 66 was decommissioned, chopped up, largely forgotten, except by desperate and lazy travel s

louis licari, la-la-la, la-la-la-la. nice out. >> it's summer again. >> it's gorgeous.njoying it. >> how was the group? >> great. we had to work our way through the crowds. >> there must be a convention of sorts. >> first up, natalie peterson, she's 28 years old from omaha, nebraska. she told us she wanted to look more like an adult. more professional for her job. she was really thrilled when we approached her. take a listen. >> girls, weekend from omaha. we practiced that. anyway, it's your birthday. we're celebrating, but we're giving natalie a makeover. what do you think? >> it's exciting because natalie is at a conference this weekend that we even came in town, and she's one of the hardest people i know. she works four jobs throughout the year and doesn't take enough time for herself and just super excited for this opportunity. hoping she can find a guy when this is all done. >> and she's single. all right. we're going to embarrass you. what do you think of all this? >> kind of crazy. out of my comfort zone, but i like it. >> she's here with her sister and friends.

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it through the wire ♪ switch me on ♪ i want to touch you ♪ you're just made for love ♪ i need ooh la la laad a feeling about this game. i know i did. talked too the guys before the game about having a break through. we've been tgh a lot of adversity. you know, off season, beginning of the season, not going the way we want it to go. we neededhe break through. >> it was a nice win at home for the burgundy and gold. hello, i'm bruce johnson. the offense and rg3 were clicking on all sillanders. kristin is here with highlights and locker room action. >> rg3 looking like the rg3 we saw last season. he was mobile but told everyone he was kashs about taking care of -- cautious about taking care of themselves. the bailed out the special teams and the defense that wasn't so great. it was a shoot out from beginning to end. eight different lead changes. guys stepped up. others continued to build their

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- ♪ la la la la la la ♪ elmo's world ♪ la la la la la la ♪ elmo's world ♪ elmo loves his goldfish ♪ hisribbit! you know, frogs! wait, wait, wait! come back, frog! that's a very hoppy frog! ha ha ha! [ribbit] [hiccup] [grunting] [croaking] [gurgling] - oh, look. dorothy's been thinking about frogs, too. ha ha ha! huh? what's that, dorothy? huh? oh. ok, ok, ok. dorothy has a question. how do you leap like a frog? oh, good question, dorothy. hey, dorothy. let's ask mr. noodle. mr. noodle! [ribbit] ha ha ha! shade has a frog in his throat. hop to it, shade, please. oh, thank you, shade. ha ha ha! ho, hi. mr. noodle, do you know that you have a frog on your shoulder? ha ha ha! - ribbit! ha ha! - ha ha ha! mr. noodle! mr. noodle? dorothy has a frog question. are you ready, mr. noodle? good. how do you leap like a frog, mr. noodle? - yeah! - how do you leap like a frog? - go ahead, mr. noodle. - wait. what is that? - he's dancing. - mr. noodle! - that's leaping like a dancer, mr. noodle, not like a frog. - leap like a frog! - you can do it. ha ha ha! - and go! - that's not a frog! - those are

listen, when your mom and i talked, she told me that she-- [imitating ukulele] ♪ la la-la la ray. ♪ la ray, i'm telling you. [flickers tongue] come on. all right. look, it's already saturday. we gotta do it 3 times tomorrow. hi, mrs. scarpula. ok, listen, i gotta ask both of you a question. sure, dear. what is it? uh... what are you doing? uh... she--she wanted to ask us something. what is it, dear? um... yes, what is it, dear? we've been getting some conflicting reports, and, uh, what we would both like to know is how often do the two of you actually... go to the theater? have sex. [laughs] oh, this is as bad as it gets. oh, my god! marie, listen, i would never ask except-- do you understand the meaning of a private conversation? yes, of course i do, but frank said something that-- what did you say? hey, i didn't talk to her. thanks for blabbing my business. what? what are you so mad about? you were proud of it. just say the number. no. don't you dare! have you no boundaries? i don't care. if it's out in the open, it's out in the open. twice a week. oh, frank! what are you saying? don

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