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tonight -- lisa kudrow, unnecessary censorship, and kings of leon and "cleto and the cletones" and hereafter all, is jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ indiscernible ]

nice, nice. [ applause ] you know who we never talk about, lisa kudrow. let's talk about her. i like her, you know. we're the -- she's 50. like we're in the same age group and everything. i was a big fan of "friends." anyway, she revealed that plastic surgery changed her life in a good way. [ applause ] it's her nose. she said -- she said she had a hard time making friends when she was growing up. when she got her nose job at 16, it changed her life forever. i think it's terrific. let's see the old nose. okay. okay. now let's do a side by side. [ applause ] very nice. you know, growing up in ocean township where i grew up in new jersey, getting a nose job as 16 was rite of passage for most of my people that i went to school with. that was just the way it was. you get a nose job. you know, if you needed one. no, i didn't get one. i'm tired of you all accusing me on facebook. no, no. [ applause ] but i'm really flattered that you think my little button looks surgicalized. lisa, by the way, i love her personal life as well. she's got a few kids, she's married to a fellow with the

tomorrow night, lisa kudrow will be here, as will the fascinating malcolm gladwell, and we'll have musicrrow. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is an entrepreneur and entertainer. he's an entrepre-tainer, really. his brand new tv network, revolt just went on the air this week please welcome the relentless sean "diddy" combs. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. >> whoo! >> jimmy: that was an enthusiastic entrance. hey, who are you rooting for in the world series, anybody? >> um -- >> jimmy: red sox the cardinals. are you a yankees' fan? >> yes, definitely a yankees fan. >> jimmy: can't root for the red sox. >> definitely not. >> jimmy: or the cardinals either. >> jimmy, i just came from the bar down the street. they have an after hours thing down the block since i moved into the neighborhood. you are asking me too many hard questions. what's going on now, there is a world series? okay. >> jimmy: let's talk about football. i heard this week, you said you would like to become the first african-american owner of an nfl team? is that true? >> i think there is a huge elephant in the

and on thursday, lisa kudrow, malcolm gladwell and music from kings of leon.as vice president of the united states by winning a grammy, an emmy, an oscar and the nobel peace prize, a rare and historic feat previously-achieved only by barbra streisand. now he is webcasting for our very lives. watch "24 hours of reality: the cost of carbon" at climaterealityproject.org. please welcome vice president al gore. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i am doing great. thank you for having me on the show. >> jimmy: my pleasure. do you still travel with the secret service and entourage. >> i am not worth killing anymore. >> jimmy: i didn't notice this morning when i cam e to work, te first lady was here. >> they don't have the bomb sniffing dogs. >> jimmy: they didn't have anything. >> i to that line one time, i am not worth killing anymore. he said, "oh, yeah, you are." >> jimmy: that's very sweet. >> yeah, yeah, i think he meant well. >> jimmy: when you travel, you go to the airport? >> yeah, yeah, i try to get a-1 on southwest airlines. >

and later this week, sean "diddy" combs, lisa kudrow, malcolm gladwell, and music from keith urban and cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: whether he be acting, teaching, painting, writing or just overseeing his family's franco-american spaghetti empire, our first guest lives a fruitful and fascinating life. his first novel is called "actors anonymous." please welcome james franco. >> you look very handsome. >> thank you. >> i thought your roast was very funny. i'm sure people bring that up a lot. >> it went well. i tell everybody i asked you to be on the roast. i had no idea what the roast entailed. you were going to do it but you were on vacation. you knew what the roast was? >> yeah, i have hosted like three of those things. >> i have never seen one. >> i can't believe you got into that without knowing what it was. which of your many jobs were you doing today? were you teaching, acting? >> i am actually shooting a movie in vancouver right now but i fly back once a week to teach. >> that's unbelievable. do the students -- is it a very popular class? is it hard to get in? >> i don't have

tomorrow night, lisa kudrow will be here, as will the fascinating malcolm gladwell, and we'll have music tomorrow. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is an entrepreneur and entertainer. he's an entrepre-tainer, really. his brand new tv network, revolt just went on the air this week please welcome the relentless sean "diddy" combs. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. >> whoo! >> jimmy: that was an enthusiastic entrance. hey, who are you rooting for in the world series, anybody? >> um -- >> jimmy: red sox the cardinals. are you a yankees' fan? >> yes, definitely a yankees fan. >> jimmy: can't root for the red sox. >> definitely not. >> jimmy: or the cardinals either. >> jimmy, i just came from the bar down the street. they have an after hours thing down the block since i moved into the neighborhood. you are asking me too many hard questions. what's going on now, there is a world series? okay. >> jimmy: let's talk about football. i heard this week, you said you would like to become the first african-american owner of an nfl team? is that true? >> i think there is a huge elephant i

on the show, former vice president al gore will be here, james franco will be with us, as will lisa kudrowcolm gladwell, and we'll have music from michael franti and spearhead, keith urban, kings of leon, and snoop dogg. our funion budget will be through the roof. >> jimmy: our first guest is a very gifted and desirable actress-woman with a big hit show that all the cool people are watching. she plays dc crisis manager olivia pope on "scandal." see it thursday nights at 10:00 here on abc, please say hello to kerry washington. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> i am really good. >> jimmy: you look great. >> i try to clean up a little. >> wow! set sl down. settle down, everyone. they really love you. >> jimmy: it is you they love. me they have mixed feelings about. congratulations. this is i think one of the biggest honors you can get in, in show business, you have been asked to host "saturday night live." >> it's crazy. it is so exciting. thank you. thank you. yes. >> jimmy: are you excited about it? >> i am really excited. i feel like this is your world, the comedy thing

and on thursday, lisa kudrow, malcolm gladwell and music from kings of leon.r first guest followed up eight years as vice president of the united states by winning a grammy, an emmy, an oscar and the nobel peace prize, a rare and historic feat previously-achieved only by barbra streisand. now he is webcasting for our very lives. watch "24 hours of reality: the cost of carbon" at climaterealityproject.org. please welcome vice president al gore. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i am doing great. thank you for having me on the show. >> jimmy: my pleasure. do you still travel with the secret service and entourage. >> i am not worth killing anymore. >> jimmy: i didn't notice this morning when i cam e to work, te first lady was here. >> they don't have the bomb sniffing dogs. >> jimmy: they didn't have anything. >> i to that line one time, i am not worth killing anymore. he said, "oh, yeah, you are." >> jimmy: that's very sweet. >> yeah, yeah, i think he meant well. >> jimmy: when you travel, you go to the airport? >> yeah, yeah, i t

lisa kudrow from "friends," is joining the cast this season.s time, she plays a democratic congresswoman who is taking on the president. he better watch his back. it's a recuring role. check lisa out tomorrow night. i did see last week's episode. omg. okay. >>> finally, miley -- miley cyrus, so hot right now. maybe only one other celebrity who could outshine her, betty white, of course. 91. and taking a spin on the wrecking ball. to promote her upcoming show, "off their rockers," a new promo. it's very funny. >>> how about this guy? we call him hot toddy, the pug. he is the front-runner to win $25,000. if you look closely, he's the wrecking ball and on his back is the barbie. it is in petco's halloween costume contest. and he apparently is the winner by far. >> no telling what we're going to do for halloween. >> i heard a few things. halloween, big fun right here. >> i would not miss it. that's fair to say. i would not miss it. >>> sam, what have you got? >> wait. first of all, haley's mom, what is your name? >> lena. >> lena, come here just a