milhouse? milhouse? who's milhouse? i mean, he-he's my son. past the bouncer at the jazz club, because they're in no position to turn anyone away, but it doesn't matter, 'cause we can't pay for the gas and the cover fee anyway. au contraire, starfish hair. the baby poindexter company is being forced to pay a settlement to any parent who had enough misguided love to buy their videos. they're not gonna write a check to a couple of kids. then i will be your guys' dad. (screams) thanks, but lowering your voice and standing on paint cans doesn't make you man enough to be my dad. homer: marge, can i get a subscription to highlights magazine? marge: homer, that's for children. homer: where does it say that? marge: read the rest of the title. homer: highlights for... d'oh! today we honor a phone call between mr. and mrs. lewis. where are you? i'm by the dvds. i'm by the candles. i think i see you. nope. wasn't you. now i'm by the tools. on my way. 'kay, i'm here. now i'm by the linens. [ male announcer ] in honor of all the important things you do on

bye forever, milhouse. see you, bart. mmm. this is my daughter.gift of music to the new world. is that sax alto or baritone? baritone. this is gonna be a long apocalypse. ay, caramba! ay, caramba indeed. dad, how are we supposed to spend the rest of our lives here? we're already bored. here's something to pass the endless time. write down which celebrities were rumored to be gay for future generations. yes, sir. society will not have to start from square one. (groaning) homie, i never thought we'd turn our backs on our loved ones at the first hint of trouble. marge, when i started prepping for the end of the world, everyone laughed at me. no one was laughing. you kept it a secret! well, just because i imagined it, doesn't make it any less true. and now all those people are on their own. how can you call yourself a christian? if jesus had a gun, he'd be alive today. homer simpson! when i fell in love with you, it was because of your big heart and your good looks. but some day, those good looks are gonna fade. what?! soon we'll be approached by peop

find someone in your audience who looks like a cross between buster from 'arrested development' and milhousedon't know, let's check the audience. i don't know if we can find -- how about that guy right there? [ laughter ] ♪ that's perfect. let's try another one here. this is from stephanie franklin. "jimmy, i'm having trouble picking out a halloween costume. you should have some of your writers should come out and say what they're going to be this year, and maybe that'll help me decide." that's a great idea, stephanie. please welcome some of the "late night" writers and their halloween costumes, everybody. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: very nice, can you tell us who you are and what your costume is, please? >> i'm marina, and i'm going to be a princess. >> jimmy: aw. [ applause ] >> i'm arthur, and i'm going as a pirate. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's obvious, very nice. >> i'm patrick, and i'm going as lance armstrong. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, sorry. how are you lance armstrong? >> i don't have any balls. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but lance armstrong has -- [ laughter ] lance armstrong has