here with a ballad of rob ford, chris daughtry. ♪ ♪ here's a little tune about a mayor named ford citizensg town surely adored he said i will do whatever i want to because i'm the drunk driving crack smoking mayor of toronto ♪ ♪ well one day rob ford took a good look around said government red tape is destrog oying our t i'll run for mayor, get to back on track soon as i get drunk and smoke crack hulk bulked up some one did him wrong lone ranger had tonto, but i'm the drunk driving crack smoking mayor of toronto ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ well one dark day a man came to town went up to mayor ford and said with a frown i know what you done and i got it on video ♪ ♪ you crack smoking drunk driving mayor of toronto ♪ and the councilman said, rob we got to cut you loose on account of your drunk driving and substance abuse ♪ ♪ the people of dog town said wait a men uinute maybe he did drive drunk and smoke crack maybe he did fraternize with drug dealers and prostitute maybe he did appear on video to threat tine tear some one's eyeballs out maybe he did offer to score for a constituent maybe he

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idris elba, larry king, chris pratt, josh gad, chef renee budzepe and music from pusha t, daughtry, anda very funny and emmy-winning person and there's absolutely nothing awkward about having her here tonight. her very first hbo comedy special "sarah silverman: we are miracles." >> i wanted to think of something smart to say or a question to ask and i was like, senator obama, when you were a student in boston, did you ever encounter any racism? and i'll never forget what he said. he said -- he said, "i'm kanye west." >> jimmy: sarah silverman "we are miracles" debuts november 23rd on hbo. please say hello to sarah silverman. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: hi. how are you? good to see you. you know all the guys. >> i do. >> jimmy: guillermo's over there. >> they never left. only you're married. [ laughter ] i brought some -- >> jimmy: you heard about that, huh? >> i think somebody texted me or something. >> jimmy: all right. good. i'm glad we can get that out of the way, though. is this my stuff? >> this is some stuff of yours that you left. >> jimmy: oh. >> when you left. [ la

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