because the cornea coddlers out there turned this guy into the worst thing you could possibly become, an internet meme. an internet meme! so folks, pike has gotten justice. but what of the occupied protestors whose eyes were so dangerously squirtable. >> john pike will receive $38,000 in workers comp, by comparison the 21 people hit by the pepper spray and the otherwise peaceful protest, each received $30,000. >> stephen: sure, the protestors got less but on the bright side they beat the odds and actually made money with a liberal arts degree. (laughter) we'll be right back. (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, thank you so much. ladies and gentlemen, as you know, from watching the news and i hope you have before you come to the show, you got to do your homework. yesterday was election day. and barack obama once again managed to hold on to the presidency. wasn't even on the ballot. oh, and there's no voter fraud, right. but folks, there was some good electoral news. it looks like washington state voters have rejected initiative 522, which would have required warning labels