i, yeah -- "jurassic park." >> jimmy: and they're filming it in hawaii, right? >> yeah. yeah! > they're filming in hawaii. last time i was in hawaii, i lived in a van. now i'm going back and i'm the star of "jurassic park." >> jimmy: that's so awesome! >> it's gonna be great. >> jimmy: it is the best country in the whole wild world. yeah, i love america. >> i'm going to have them rent the van out. i'm moving in. with my family. >> jimmy: didn't you work at a bubba gump shrimp company? >> yeah, bubba gump shrimp company in maui, i worked there. >> jimmy: that's one of my favorite theme restaurants. >> it's the best theme -- it's one of my favorite theme restaurants, too. >> jimmy: did you have to ask "forrest gump" trivia to people? >> oh, yeah. that was one of the conceptual musts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that what they called them? >> there were four of them, i think. >> jimmy: do you remember any of the trivia questions at all? >> oh, yeah. what did forrest gump drink when he met the president? >> jimmy: oh, i remember. he drank like, a bunch of them. dr. pepper? >> dr. pep

sometimes i am. yeah i mean you get a lot of airplay right yeah i do has the country scene changed a lot since you started yeah but you know it's interesting because i feel like throughout history there have always been crossover artist and country music you know if people like johnny cash was had hits on the pop chart and then gone to eddy arnold and glen campbell and dolly parton i mean there's always there have always been crossover artist and country music so i don't feel like in the way it's really changed that much of the country musician and the fan that's in quote all the styles of music all they are the closest right i believe so yes i'll explain that i've been to fanfare yeah i interview you when you were it fair to be it's very not unusual to see country stars closely attached to their phone yeah well i i just feel like we were very excessive will you know i think that that family relationship with our fans is so. important and i mean i feel like their friends you know especially with social me

i think -- a commercial. thank you. yeah the future of commercials. on the super bowl, they're doing the thing where you can choose the ending of the commercial. so it's for h&m, for bodywear, it's called "covered or uncovered." it's a hashtag thing for twitter. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you can -- i think i know what's going to win, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, why even have the contest? i mean, really. but you get to vote on it so if everyone votes "covered", i can't wait to see it. but here's a clip of the ad so you can see what, what to do. ♪ ♪ [ warping sound ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: alright so that's covered. yeah. [ cheers ] "covered or uncovered." you choose it during the super bowl. uh, when we have guests on we like to challenge them to a game. uh, would you like to play a fun game with me? >> of course. >> jimmy: you stick around. david beckham and i are gonna play egg russian roulette when we get back. come on back everybody! ♪ i need proof of insurance. that's my geico digital insurance id card - gots all my pertinen

i"? >> uh-huh. yeah going to skateboard around town? >> he's having a little party. he doesn't know i'm going, i'm just going to show up. >> jimmy: yeah! you should show up with your two gold medals. like i got two, sucker! [ laughter ] >> yeah. i'm going to crash his party. it's going to be great. >> jimmy: you get some new tricks. and what i always -- people propose always to name the tricks for you. because they have crazy names. like, he did the yolo flip. and you call one, tomahawk. now, why is it called tomahawk? >> it was named after a steak that i ate the night before. >> jimmy: that makes sense, absolutely. >> it still like -- >> jimmy: what's a tomahawk steak? >> -- i think it push me to do the trick. >> jimmy: that steak, really? what is a tomahawk steak? >> it looks like it's out of the flintstones, basically. like a big piece of meat with a a big bone on it and like -- >> jimmy: will you draw it? >> shaped like a -- [ light laughter ] it's shaped -- >> jimmy: yeah, i've never heard of a toma

yeah. >> jimmy: so, wow. i that's a great photo. >> that was -- by the way, we're on our way to school for class picture day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're in your special shirt? >> that was my nicest outfit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that a leather v? >> leather v. i think my sisters put my name in like, a lottery at the fancy clothing store in town and i won and that's what i got. >> jimmy: hey, that's awesome! that's cool, no way. >> but, yeah, i look like a squished little bowling ball. >> jimmy: you don't look like a bowling ball. >> yeah, i like dolph lundgren from "rocky iv" smashed down? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you don't. it's little andy samberg. it's cute. but i want to show a clip of the show. bascially, what do people have to know if they haven't seen the show? >> it's a bunch of detectives in brooklyn. and we, we have fun. >> jimmy: there you go. here's a clip of "brooklyn nine-nine." here's andy samberg. >> charles! what are you doing here? i'm so close to getting you out of this. there's

>> jimmy: yeah -- i forget. [ laughter ] buzz lightyear, buzz lightyear, yeah. e voice is. >> something you wear under your -- >> coat. tights. underwear. g-string. >> short and -- >> short and long -- long johns! >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. okay. this is the olympic event with the rock and the sweeping and the -- >> oh -- [ laughter ] >> oh, come on! >> jimmy: if you do this with, you do this to your hair. >> crimping -- i'm curling. curling! [ applause ] >> okay. oh, it's dolly parton, and lilly tomlin and jane fonda and they are working women, but they tie up dance equipment. >> i can't even -- >> oh, my gosh! [ buzzer ] ♪ >> jimmy: yay! [ mumbling dolly parton melody ] ♪ looks like you're getting the bronze tonight! >> yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm not a sore winner, i'm not a sore winner. let's start again. i apologize. i take it all back. >> is there contact allowed here? >> jimmy: no contact allowed. don't hit me, please. all right reese, start again. >> okay. >> jimmy: here we go. all right. if we win this one usher, we're [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why are you

i. think. yeah just continuing to work and being able to work with with good people you know brothers sisters i have a little sister yeah she's eighteen and does she interested in showbusiness she is . starting take classes i just keep reminding her that it's a lot of work so as long as you put in the work then you'll be good and what does your dad do my dad is retired he was a firefighter really that excited you know what was going to i growing up in the firefighters i was because you never knew what would happen every day when he went out right well no because he was gone for a week and home for a week he actually stayed there and saved and that's right that's a fetish if they have they live at the first place yeah we'll work for department he was an important auto in sacramento so he he was gone a lot a lot of times it was just me my mom my sister the three musketeers that went to disneyland i'm out of hope the right yeah thanks god good one piece hello thank you i guess been as a hundreds gimme

hey jimmy, i love the show "the walking dead." yeahs and applause ] but i hate the sounds the zombies make. do you think you could you change the zombies voices so they sound like opera singers? i know what you mean. sometimes the zombies' screams are a little off putting. so here's a clip from "the walking dead" where the zombies sound like opera singers. [ opera singing ] >> jimmy: wow. beautiful. here's our last one here. this is from mike still. hey, jimmy, i love reality television. but i don't always get a chance to listen to all of the shows. could you have someone catch me up on what is going on and could they do it in a rap? well mike it turns out, tariq from the roots is one of the biggest reality show fans out there. tariq, do you think you can catch us up on what's been going on? >> i can try. >> jimmy: there you go. ♪ ♪ ♪ reality, you know i got it reality, you know i got it all of the ladies love juan pablo ♪ ♪ had and andi's father had a convo and she kind of sort of let juan know ♪ ♪ she's over him and he's john doe ada

yeah. we go and talk about the film. it's very exciting. >> jimmy: i would imagine. i. >> yeah. get to be with my hero. >> jimmy: oh, thanks, man. oh, oh, i see. >> all the way from sochi.

>> yeah. ikay, i hear you, i hear you." more from will smith when we get back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ can i help you? hey, is it true we can get four lines, unlimited talk and text and 10 gigs of data to share for 160 a month? yep. at&t's new family pricing. that's 100 bucks cheaper than us. i know. are you guys with verizon? what makes you think that? oh. just her nametag. and i see you guys at the food court every day. can we go back now? yeah. [ male announcer ] introducing our best-ever pricing for families. 10 gigs of data to share. unlimited talk and text. and 4 lines for $160 a month. only from at&t. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back! we are hanging out with will smith right here, ladies and gentlemen! oh, my goodness! >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest ever on "the tonight show." >> the first guest ever! >> jimmy: yeah, on olympic week. >> olympic week. >> jimmy: second week of the olympics. >> yes, that's huge. >> jimmy: it's giant. >

i think it will i would hope so yeah time. ok we have some social media questions for you at run d.c. gun twitter do you visit your alma mater at college park often. every chance that i get whenever i can make it back to washington d.c. j joe goalie on facebook wants to know why is the tight end position of all of them to would more dynamic offensive weapon in recent years a.j. jolly tight in position has evolved because now you have these athletic guys who are about six four two hundred fifty pounds who can run faster than safeties or corners and they're just. that most talented much more talented than those guys so that's the reason why this position is evolving adds a o e via twitter who was your football idol growing up my football idol growing up was always deion sanders and. tony gonzalez in public to real aunt. we're very clear signals andrew marr's on facebook your brother is also an n.f.l. player how competitive wasn't growing up and what's it like to face him now you know what it was i never really had a chance to pla

i did -- yeah. d "2 days in new york" with chris rock. and "2 days in paris." those two films i did. >> jimmy: did he behave himself when you were directing? >> no. no, no, no. he's great. but you know, he's very -- you know, he's a theater actor. he's from the '60s. he's very, you know, free spirit, completely like -- you know. >> the subtitle of that is he drops a lot of acid and sleeps with a lot of women. [ laughter ] >> really? not true. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we'll leave it at that. >> he's very sweet. >> jimmy: well, i'm glad you guys were here. thank you so much for coming. julie delpy, ethan hawke, everybody. "before midnight" is available now on dvd and blu-ray and we'll see you at the academy awards. we'll be right back with joel kinnaman. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by sony. artists ask the impossible. engineers make the impossible possible. learn more at possible. learn[ male announcer ] the engineer. ♪ and the artist. ♪

i mean, it's been exciting for both of us, i think. >> yeah, it is. >> jimmy: do you mind me asking, what it is. exactly what it is. >> jimmy: i didn't even know you were a figure skater. >> no, well, i'm -- you know, i'm a huge fan of the olympics. >> no, i'm supposed to be in sochi right now. >> jimmy: what? >> i'm supposed to be on the men's team. but, there's a lot of politics and -- >> jimmy: i didn't want to bring it up. it's a sore subject. >> there's a lot -- a couple things happened. there is a lot of ageism that goes on in sports. >> jimmy: you're kidding me. >> i'm 46, and they say that's too old. i'm not in the best shape right now. i'm not in skating shape. >> jimmy: could have fooled me, you know. >> well, thank you. thank you. i mean, i know what i can do. [ laughter ] and the other factor was -- [ laughter ] no one bothered to tell me when the try-outs were. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're kidding me. that's the big problem there. >> that's the biggest problem. >> jimmy: had you known that -- >> i was so pissed. had i known that, and i think it was once again, politics.

i appreciate that. thank you, yeahin that, man. >> thank you. appreciate it. >> jimmy: thank you for doing that. [ cheers and applause ] crazy funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i love how you did that. sam was a great guy. we love him. but i thought that was fantastic you were on that. i know you're a big fan of comedy. you do that stand-up tour. do you still do that? >> yes, shaquille o'neal all-star comedy jam with the number one urban comedy company in the world. and, you know, we have a lot of comedians coming out. we did something last week at the all-star game. it was just fabulous. >> jimmy: i love that you love comedy. >> thank you to all of the fans. >> jimmy: yeah. well, you help out these struggling comedians. it's fantastic. you know, and you make them famous. and you have this thing called "upload with shaquille o'neal" where you and a bunch of comedians watch internet videos and kinda talk about them and make fun of them. >> yes. >> jimmy: tell what you like. >> i'm on the internet all the time. i'm looking

into the designs of your jackets that you wear on stage and where do you get the inspiration from oh yeah i have all that and yeah i have all input on the designs the girl who has done them are you know they always give you like a choice of three different designs and then i go from there and i go whoa look let's add this rose here let's do that i mean but basically i get people that know more than i do about everything if you do a duets album with judd to work with would you consider engelberg car project yeah why not i'm going to we we want to do a christmas duets which we've got kind of pencil lead and garth is he said he would do it reba said she would do something in and julie are julie armando's said she had our number doing now is good yeah facebook user martin is her i want ricky martin and my daughter yeah facebook is a mark webster as bad out of hell was a first signature album a rock n roll classic is there another album or song by another artist you've heard and said i wish i had done oh yes. hotel the song otakon for new written by and done him like a great song oh it's. you kn

, yeah, i can -- yeah. [ laughter ] pull the switch and then pull the flap. yeah, yeah. can i get a flask of soda please? [ laughter ] trust me, absolutely, yeah. open the door? i don't know what i'm doing. >> steve: pull the handle. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, pillsbury doughboy, for looking like the stay puft marshmallow man after winning "the biggest loser." [ laughter ] congratulations. [ applause ] ♪ thank you, eric and sadie bjornsen, for being the first brother and sister to make the u.s. cross-country skiing team. i guess it's just something you were bjorn to do. [ laughter and applause ] had to do it. >> steve: had to do it. because you were feeling that way. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, biathlon, for sounding like a contest that could go either way. [ laughter ] [ applause ] win some, lose some. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: i'll do it! ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you, ceiling fans, for having two speeds. barely moving and oh, my god, it's going to rip off the ceiling and slice into the c

may june yeah i mean really. i've been watching s n l the early seasons lately do you like comedy we are love comedy like i like being so young in the business you seem to i mean you're not affected at all. you had you didn't have too much too soon not at all now in a certain sense some of the early films i did early projects they weren't necessarily successful and looking back on it that maybe was a good thing for me you know in the long run so you weren't recognized walking down the street no not at all where you grew up here yeah i went to hamilton high school robertson and intend you know do you know the one i'm talking about you know rob. i'm going to hamilton have a great drama depart they've got a great drama department and they've got a really good musical theater to pour in but it was the north's right friend i worked for him for years in radio really theaters that norman j. patterns i opened the other with him really correct you have a put some great musicals on and never will i'm so i saw them my siste

to you oh i've become very paranoid and especially now i have a child more naturally yeah i'm married to a woman. well ever since i had a child you know i i used to not let this stuff affect me at all you know i would just go home you know do my thing a home go to work leave it there didn't even think about it when my son can. and so my life all of a sudden if someone was looking at me a little too long i be like what's your deal you know we just like momma bear came out and i was so protective and he can be impacted but you know on the other hand one thing i do feel is that out of respect for the men and women who really do this job when people say to me always in the crib you don't always do that you're the least of you know lisa cut the guy was laying there with the rubber racks and his head gets up and goes in his lunch who really do his job they don't have that luxury and so i can supreme court they love i'm going to go out on crimes they analyze what but they don't go out the problem as much as we do another year i would just like you do you know they don't know five adults invo

yeah couldn't. you know i don't i haven't figured out why we're so fascinated with serial killers but i think the reason why people are fascinated with our show is a lot of women watch our show and when we meet them they say oh we feel like we're learning something from the show we're working you know we're maybe making them think of things that they never thought of before we had this one episode where the guy got into the house through the garage door and you don't think to lock the door behind a locked door you know what i mean so he just got into the house already and also through the garage door and also he she took the woman's car the other name home and who never gave him in the car so he knew to to do that he was really parker and plus he was able to come up to her garage in the hope of those three things you learned in one episode you actors of course is a working jumble you start thinking about the f.b.i. i say. to you oh i've become very paranoid and especially now i have a child more now actually y

and i can salsa dance lot of people i'm very good at doing hair. yeah you can have another business if i can kids names that didn't make the cut who vote cameron oh god tonight i think i knew it was always eight and you sure did. the phrase you all the use. amazing that's amazing. oh my gosh. i know it's a little corny to you. all day oh my god oh my gosh you love most about your sister oh no her willing to never give up determination thanks to you your patience you're really really patient she really is really something no one knows about you. i really love crying shows like only hardcore crime shows and i'll sit back and have a glass of wine and watch the first forty eight all by myself something that no one knows about me you know everything about you you're on a reality show i know i know you well one was that i dated seth macfarlane is i know one that a lot of people don't know about you. that she's she's she comes off as a really good girl oh yeah i'm very sexual yeah but deep down in glen i especially like a new way to do it twenty nine am and th

yeah. one of the locations i pulled up and it was closed. so -- yeah. iced there was a bad ass in ambassador. that's really cool. there is, though. >> is there? >> there have been worse ambassadors. cynthia strong the ambassador to luxembourg, spent tons of government money on booze and luxury housing. o.j. simpson -- >> are you complaining about that? >> i'm saying there have been worse ambassadors. >> how about o.j. simpson? he was the hertz rental car brand ambassador. he'd never been inside a hertz rental car, and he cut his wife's head off, so that's a way worse ambassador. >> you've made a point there. by the way, that's not necessarily a recent reference. >> i did it because you did your o.j. simpson joke. >> all right, joann. as a former new york, miss north korea -- new york, who lives in jersey. >> i'm from new jersey. but i represented new york at miss usa. no, i started a support group with this gentleman we just saw. who are looking for more members. >> phony shmoney. >> people who pretend to be things they aren't? >> exactly. what he should

>> i said i'm fine. [ laughter ] >> fred: yeah, i heard you. >> okay, good. >> fred: i heard you. >> ed: i'm so glad. >> it's like -- >> seth: i'm sorry. i forgot that you guys had the thing. and i should have -- >> well, it's hard sometimes to be friends after being very turbulent lovers. [ cheers ] oh, is that funny? is it funny? >> fred: yeah, i think it is very funny. >> oh it's funny? okay. >> fred: it makes me laugh a lot. >> i don't think it's funny. i think it's really hurtful. >> seth: by the way, you shouldn't hurt fred's feelings or else he might not put you on his new show "recent history." [ laughter ] >> it's cool that he's cool about when they put it on. >> seth: he's so cool. that's why i think the network's love him. last time i saw you, we were at the "golden globes" together. >> yeah. >> seth: backstage. >> yes. that's right. >> seth: you won a golden globe. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: and i'm so sorry we could not find a photo of you winning the globe that i wasn't in. we could only find ones that i was in. >> that was such a fun night and you helped i

>> oh, yeah. i took this photo with my phone. chen. and her little friend snail. >> jimmy: you built this? >> well, yeah, i did. they sent me a bunch of lego -- i learn that you're not supposed to say legos. the plural of lego is lego. >> yeah, like lego my lego. >> jimmy: it doesn't seem like they should be allowed to make that decision. it seems like we should make that decision as a society. >> i've been told. now i really feel strange about it. i've always said legos. >> jimmy: it is legos. i don't care what they say. >> yeah! hold on, i'm going to go call. i'm fired? >> jimmy: between the vagina stuff and the legos, you're in a lot of trouble. >> they sent me a bunch. and i hadn't -- i'm sure i played with them as a kid. i'm more -- >> jimmy: played with what? lego? i know you thought i was going to say something dirty but i wasn't. that is on you. that is on you. very sick. well, it's very good to see you. congratulations on your new relationship with your chiropractor. and the lego movie" opens in theatres february 7. aliso

yeah, let's just put that box away. and you made that as well, didn't you. >> i did yeah, yeah, yeah. u did great. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks, man. >> jimmy: i like it going in, because i am a big fan of yours. but everybody in the movie crushed. david o'russell the director, amazing. he is actually here tonight somewhere. >> yes, he is. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: that is what i'm talking about. that is the combination right there. that is the scorsese to your de niro. this is the john goodman video with the coen brothers. >> the jack lemon's to the billy wilders. >> jimmy: you guys work great together. everyone was great and jennifer lawrence, another amazing performance. amy adams killer. and louis c.k. >> oh, bro. >> jimmy: louis c.k. was one of my favorite performers. i know him as a comedian. i don't know him as an actor and he was fantastic and man, did you beat him up in one scene. >> when you think about that is, louie is a fighter he likes to train he spars and he kept saying, you know, i don't need a stunt double. so, i actually hit him with that telephone, wh

so when i first seen it, i said, yeah. y got me a place to call my own. >> while permanent housing is important, developers are pushing back due to the prime real estate locations. >> when you initially approach the community and talk about housing for the chronically homeless, generally there are concerns about, you know, the safety, whether or not people are going to be hanging out in front of the building. whether it's going to reduce or detract from the property values for people who have invested in their homes. well, the reality is there's a substantial amount of research here that demonstrates the addition of new construction in the form of supportive housing can add value to communities. when projects are well managed and maintained, the clients that we serve blend very nicely into the communities they're in. >> while urban pathways is continuing to expand and develop affordable housing options, he will continue to advocate for people who are in need. >> ideally, and i say with i guess some optimism that i'd like to

your mother was right. >> yeah. ilet thing. did you cry? did you get mad? were you upset? >> i was upset at first, but then i realized there weren't too many guys around and there were a lot of girls. >> jimmy: that's a helr ofl of conclusion to jump to at that age. i think you are ready nor divergent mania. that's a little different. that's mostly dancing, right? >> i just did that for about five year, ballet. and i was never really that good at it, to be honest. but i think what it did give me was stage presence and, like, the ability to hold myself on stage. and then from there, i went into singing and i did musical theatre at school. and i left my -- i went to a normal academic school and my parents were so nice and let me go to a performing arts school for middle school and high school. from there i did singing and then i got into straight acting. >> jimmy: do you have brothers and sisters? >> yeah. >> jimmy: are they involved in the same stuff. >> we're all in the arts. my sister is a fashion photographer as wel

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am i doing it right, gang? right. yeah. am i doing it right? yeah. if this times this equals that, then this equals that divided by this, is that right? is that the algebra? we can do that? look at the zeroes, honey. now, anyone have a calculator? how about without a calculator, we can do, huh? one goes in the 40,000 how many times? 40,000. so this car is gonna go 40,000 meters. and it turns out, if we express force in newtons distance in meters and energy in joules, the units will match. so we have no conversions to make. so this turns out to be 40,000 meters. we don't say 40,000 meters, we say 40 kilometers. so it turns out to be 40 kilometers. you know what this means, gang? in a car that is 100% efficient, you can't have that. make believe you can. 100% efficient, that means all the energy of the gasoline goes in the moving the car. nothing goes into the heat, nothing goes into the sound, nothing goes into the friction, huh? all into the car, there's a upper limit. if you have to push with 1,000 newtons, which is--was it reasonable-- then the gre

then when i ordered it and actually tasted it i was like, "whaaattt?!" so yeahepper steak. just another reason to see you tomorrow. accelerate. shift. shift. ♪ and shift again. through all eight speeds of a transmission standard hornnected to more standard horsepower than its german competitors. and that is the moment that driving the lexus gs will shift your perception. ♪ this is the pursuit of perfection. >> jimmy: welcome back. tonight on the program, a delightful actress, anna faris is here. and today, they announced after 33 years as a band they're hanging it up. here tonight to make their final television appearance ever their album is called the greatest hits. motley crue from the sony outdoor stage. and for tickets for their final tour which they swear is the final tour. which isn't like the usual farewell tour, go on sale on friday. andy garcia will be with us and music from broken bells. and on thursday, zack effron. our first guest is an academy award winning actor who happens to have the exact same voice as god. he lends that voice to a very distingu

>> yeah, i would. >> yeah, that's what--that's what i thought. >> i think i would, yeah. >> yeah, thening. >> yeah. >> jon is outside appraising a car, and i see two wholesalers hovering around the car. i thought we were past this. are you, uh--are you selling this car? >> no, i'm just a buyer. >> no, no, he's not the customer, they're-- >> we're buyers. >> what do you mean, you're buyers? >> tried to buy the car. >> okay, these--these are the wholesalers. >> guys, give us a minute. let me talk to him a second, okay? >> yeah, okay. >> i can't believe this. i told jon specifically to get rid of these wholesalers. having them here is costing this business hundreds of thousands of dollars. if he doesn't change his ways, he's going to put himself out of business. hey, look, i don't know if you thought this was my first rodeo, but my job here is to make money, for myself and for you. i don't get it. they're taking [bleep] margin right out of your pocket. >> okay. >> do you not see that? >> who the hell am i gonna sell my cars to? >> dealers. >> these guys are great buyers. they know how to

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, i do. >> no. >> oh, yeah, i do!ok, in the last week, we've done some things--at least we've tried to. we've painted the front of the store, we've re-branded the retail store, we've worked on ways to improve the efficiency of the grooming department. look, we're at the point where andrew needs to get very focused if his business wants to survive. one of the things that i wanted to do is talk to you about the boarding. i had an idea that may or may not work, but if we went to animal shelters in the greater los angeles area and we said for every individual or family that adopts a pet, your first grooming or your first training or your first boarding is complimentary. that's our gift back to you for loving dogs as much as we do. although it's a great thing to do for the community, it's also a great way for people to come in. i would call it a loss leader. does that make sense? >> yeah, you're absolutely right, but this has all been discussed before. >> but it didn't-- >> it's all been planned before, and it was attempte

the i remember any given sunday without but you know the teams are all different names yeah and it kind of mess with the you know that another thing that i think i'll of us all trying to tackle way too much and going to try to get behind the scenes and on the field and extended to compete with each other whereas i was in the current quintessential football movie the longest yard which was the best movie i did i think that i think i mean c.d.n. not you know i've always been a ham. is one of those days you had in football it's the it's not the same it up next terry will talk about getting in touch with his feminine side which is hard to believe don't go away. very. well. with me here. plenty . of. think i think. we're going to do is go did you know the price is the only industry specifically mention in the constitution and. that's because a free and open press is critical to our democracy trek albus. in fact the single biggest threat facing our nation today is the corporate takeover of our government and our crass cynical we've been hijacked like handful of transnational corporations that

and i was like, "yeah." i was kind of embarrassed. your camp." he started dying laughing. and i got to play with him in the pro bowl. i have so much respect for him and all the things he's done. >> seth: yeah. to have a career like that, it really is one of a kind. >> seth: that's great and now you have a quarterback camp as well. so, is that starting now? >> yeah, last year i did it. and i went to five different cities. and this years six different cities. we're going to richmond, virginia, where i'm from. we're going to raleigh, north carolina, nc state. [ cheers ] >> seth: all right, some raleigh in the house. look at that. >> then going to madison, wisconsin, and university of wisconsin. >> seth: that's great. >> going to vancouver, canada. [ cheer ] going up to international. seattle, washington twice and l.a., too, as well. >> seth: that's great. >> it's really good man just to be -- >> seth: are you worried now that you know you might coach a kid who beats you in the super bowl? [ laughter ] is there a fear of that? >> honestly

>> yeah, since i was little. yeah, mets fan all the way. >> who's your favorite player? yes. >> does it kind of resemble anything? >> pretty good. >> little bit? >> yeah. >> so i could pass, i could pass as matt harvey? >> well, you might need the hat and the jersey. >> what do you think of mets pitcher matt harvey? >> he's good man, he's a stud. >> you think harvey'll start the all-star game? >> he better, he deserves it. >> if he was standing right next to you what advice would you give him? >> just to keep doing what he's doing. keep shining. >> i will. >> definitely. [ laughter and applause ] you're the guy in the magazine. >> i am. >> my wife loves your page of the magazine. espn, the body issue. >> that's what she loves? not the pitching? >> no, she likes your butt. [ laughter ] >> what do you think about matt harvey? >> i think he's decent, but he hasn't improved enough. he's only gone a couple months now, so. >> what kind of advice would you give him if he was standing here next to you. >> i would tell him not to blow his arm out, not to go to many innings. not t

yeah. iean, it's just been a tremendous roller coaster. it's just been very difficult. >> look, there are some flaws in this business, but i still like the product. i'm gonna go in and talk to robin, who appears to be the decision maker, to see if we can cut a deal to save eco-me. so here's the good news. i believe in the product. >> okay. >> i love the people that are here, but i think your process is terrible. i think you lack efficiency and equipment. you also need to sell more. so here's what i have in mind. number one, i want to get this company to $10 million in sales. number two, i want to be profitable in a very short period of time. >> it sounds great. >> i'm willing to offer $500,000 to help this business not only survive, but succeed. >> mm-hmm. >> i'll finance the inventory. i'll finance whatever equipment we need for the warehouse. i will pay off the debt and fund working capital, but i want 20% of the business. >> that is an awful deal. >> for who? >> for us. >> for me? >> no, y

i think maybe. >> you and your hand. >> jimmy: yeah, the two of us. ud. when i told her. she didn't know that i'd found out like two hours before. and she literally look at me and was like, "why didn't you tell me?" i was like mom, i literally just found out. calm down. she's told the whole world. >> jimmy: growing up, did you know she was in "playboy"? >> i didn't, actually. i found out when i was about 11. i was in my dad's art studio. he's an artist. and i found a "playboy." and i freaked out. i thought my dad was like having this affair with "playboy." and i ran upstairs. i'm like, mom, dad has a "playboy." what are we going to do? like this is tragic. and she was like, well, darling -- >> it's me. >> in the '70s. >> is that weird? >> no, no. >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: yeah. maybe they were lying, too. i don't know. that's the most convenient excuse ever for your dad having a "playboy" hidden away. >> that was the last thing i was expecting. i was like, what? >> jimmy: nina, you are from denmark. do they know about this there, is "sports illustrate

i can't remember, it was at operations or -- >> it was at operations, yeah. >> i think both were discussed because there was the idea since the puc joint commission date worked with their calendar which -- after the budget, yeah. >> it would have been after the budget. so, then we talked about doing it in your committee, yeah. but here's the thing. if you're deliberating on the budget and committee, if we notice the meeting as a committee of the whole, which we may be doing already, are we monica? at operations? >> we can. if there is interest by other commissioners to attend the meeting, we can on notice as commission as a whole. >> would you other committee members have objections just noticing it as committee of the whole just in the off chance? because then to your point about folks coming, if it's just as a matter of practice noticed as a meeting of the committee of the whole, folks can come there. and that would be good because there have been a couple things i saw and i remember thinking, oh, man i'd like to go, but it's too late to notice as a committee of the whole. >> so, the que

okay. >> yeah, i just... i appreciate that and i think that it is important to just always remember that you know, one of the wonderful things about being in a county and a district is that sometimes we have to describe this and the work that we are doing and even if i did... and i have personally spoken to the county superintendent who assures me that it will be included. >> thank you. >> tell him i said hello. >> okay. >> i think that we are ready for a roll call vote. >> mr. logan? >> yes. >> mr. haney? >> yes. >> maufas. >> yes. >> mendoza, dr. murase. >> yes. >> norton. >> aye. >> wynns. >> aye. >> fewer. yes. >> could i have a motion and a second on the ratification of agreements between the san francisco unified school district and charter schools and operational memo of understanding. >> so moved. >> second. >> so i think that we have a reading of the recommendation by the superintendent or mr. michael davis? >> thank you, the subject is ratification of agreement between the san francisco unified scho

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and you go "yeah, i was nervous."omedians. >> everybody would go to everybody's shot. any time anybody got on tv, every comedian would go. there were only 12 of us. but, yeah -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they all came with you. >> yeah, they all came, yeah. >> jimmy: that's so fun. i saw a couple comedians in the hallway that came with you. >> yeah. and i've got to tell you. even tonight, i felt that same excitement that i used to feel in l.a., going on with johnny. and like, you know, you're going out in front of the audience and you've got your set. and you want to do well. and it's the feeling is the same. it's very exciting. but, that -- new york just having late-night shows was a a little different. you know. >> jimmy: it was, yeah. >> it's a little different, you know. this feels, you know -- it's "the tonight show" so it's great. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i saw your beautiful wife jessica backstage. >> jessica is back there. >> jimmy: how are the kids? how is the family? >> good. i'm not a great believer i