performing at the nerdmelt showroom in la march 4th, it's matt braunger. [ applause ] who are you playing for, matt? >> i'm playing for @dookeybones [laughter] >> should i do that again and not look? >> chris: excellent. >> chris: performing at the melbourne international comedy festival in april, it's aparna nancherla. [ applause ] aparna, who are you playing for? >> i'm playing for @ohdianeq. her handle is@ohdianeq >> chris: performing at zanies in chicago february 27th thru march 2nd and appearing on "conan" tomorrow night, it's ron funches. [ applause ] ron what deep dark turbo style