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i think it's very important to see vagina mon logs.tant to see vagina mon logs. so come. [ speaking spanish ] >> we will be back and talk more about this great performance. stay with us. [ male announcer ] start engine. accelerate. shift. shift. ♪ and shift again. through all eight speeds of a transmission connected to more standard horsepower than its german competitors. and that is the moment that driving the lexus gs will shift your perception. ♪ this is the pursuit of perfection. ♪ fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. yeah. everybody knows that. did you know there is an oldest trick in the book? what? trick number one. look-est over there. ha ha. made-est thou look. so end-eth the trick. hey.... yes.... geico. fifteen minutes could save you... well, you know. >>> we are talking about "the vagina mop know logs" with acclaimed actress, elena gonzalez on her show. you are maria conchita alonso. tell us what happened. >> i was very happy i would be on the stage with maria conchita alonso. a beautiful
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for beaver. >> you said vagina.t say vagina. what are you talking about? i had no idea. >> jon: you said with it a knowing nod. >> you said that the native americans ate the beavers? is that what you are telling me. i didn't know this either. >> jon: again, you've done it again. >> what? >> jon: this should never happen. can i say something this would never happen if she was espadrilles, never. that is a ashoe with a reasonable reference. that made me question you. >> jon: do people wear those? >> of course. it's a summer shoe. >> jon: it's a comfortable shoe like a sneaker. >> no, it's not a sneaker. >> jon: it's not a clog. >> it's not this, let me tell you. let me tell what you it's not, not this. >> jon: it's not this. do you remember something called the earth shoe. it was the opposite of this. the heel was supposed to be lower than the -- >> you walked like this? >> jon: yes because somehow it's how cavemen walked. something. they came out with this. it was in the 70s. it was supposed to be good for your feet
for beaver. >> you said vagina.t say vagina. what are you talking about? i had no idea. >> jon: you said with it a knowing nod. >> you said that the native americans ate the beavers? is that what you are telling me. i didn't know this either. >> jon: again, you've done it again. >> what? >> jon: this should never happen. can i say something this would never happen if she was espadrilles, never. that is a ashoe with a reasonable reference. that made me...
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"the vagina mono logs", and its author raised over a million to help stop violence against women.he hopes friday over one million will take to the streets and dance for justice. >> ahead - in the markets for a savoury, crunchy and banned from entering china. why. we'll find out when we dive for that seafood next. opening possibilities. taking the impossible from lab ... to life. on techknow, our scientists bring you a sneak-peak of the future, and take you behind the scenes at our evolving world. techknow - ideas, invention, life. on al jazeera america >> start with one issue education... gun control... the gap between rich and poor... job creation... climate change... tax policy... the economy... iran... healthcare... ad guests on all sides of the debate. >> this is a right we should all have... >> it's just the way it is... >> there's something seriously wrong... >> there's been acrimony... >> the conservative ideal... >> it's an urgent need... and a host willing to ask the tough questions >> how do you explain it to yourself? and you'll get... the inside story ray suarez hosts
"the vagina mono logs", and its author raised over a million to help stop violence against women.he hopes friday over one million will take to the streets and dance for justice. >> ahead - in the markets for a savoury, crunchy and banned from entering china. why. we'll find out when we dive for that seafood next. opening possibilities. taking the impossible from lab ... to life. on techknow, our scientists bring you a sneak-peak of the future, and take you behind the scenes at...
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who needs them, except for their vaginas? >> is that -- >> i think that would probably get you in trouble with a lot of people. >> vaginas, can i have two of them-- can i have one in each color. >> how about that? >> you know, i think the best advice is to just be yourself. >> okay. what do you say, dan, do i have official clearance to enter sochi? >> well, obviously, the official clearance will come from the russian government because you have to get a visa. >> that seems like a lot of work. >> i think it's worth doing. >> okay, well, thank you, sir. i promise that i won't let america down. >> have a good trip, and be safe. >> well, i learned a lot. and i'm sure i'll remember some of it. so i'm ready for russia but is russia ready for me? (applause) >> stephen: buddy cole, everybody. cheers laws thank you, buddy. we'l [paintball noises] the annual company retreat. planned, as usual, by this guy. nature lover... people person. ♪ and you put up with it all... because he also booked you a room... at this place. planet earth's n
who needs them, except for their vaginas? >> is that -- >> i think that would probably get you in trouble with a lot of people. >> vaginas, can i have two of them-- can i have one in each color. >> how about that? >> you know, i think the best advice is to just be yourself. >> okay. what do you say, dan, do i have official clearance to enter sochi? >> well, obviously, the official clearance will come from the russian government because you have to get a...
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and he goes, oh, just so you know, he might touch your vagina.ng. i was like -- i think i was sort of -- is there a medical reason that he does it? or does he just do it to everyone and nobody minds because he's that good of a chiropractor? and why am i just getting the warning now. you know i made this appointment a month ago. and my friend is like oh, no, don't worry. he does it to me, too. he's the only other man who's ever touched my penis. he had to move it out of the way. which was just the way he tried to let me know that he's well endowed. he had to move it out of the way. couldn't even see my back. he had to get that thing out of the way to realign. >> jimmy: so you went anyway. >> so i was even more excited to go. but i also thought, this is a really classy guy. i've heard about him from so many people. >> jimmy: some of the classiest guys do that. >> he has a nice office in beverly hills. so i get there and i walk in and it's like, it's a nice building. and it is in beverly hills. but i get there, there's nobody anywhere. i'm thinking
and he goes, oh, just so you know, he might touch your vagina.ng. i was like -- i think i was sort of -- is there a medical reason that he does it? or does he just do it to everyone and nobody minds because he's that good of a chiropractor? and why am i just getting the warning now. you know i made this appointment a month ago. and my friend is like oh, no, don't worry. he does it to me, too. he's the only other man who's ever touched my penis. he had to move it out of the way. which was just...
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even though i at one time pushed you through my have -- vagina. you want to leave college is fine. it doesn't matter what i want. or the country but what you the little prince, the center of universe. be a dear, get me my insulin from the cabinet. i'll inject myself serious seriously what is going to next guilt us all into calling our actual mothers. >> i ask every american who knows someone without health insurance to help them get covered by march 31. kids call your mom and help her through the application. it will give her some peace of mind and plus, she'll appreciate hearing from you. [ laughter ] [cheers and applause] >> jon: let me tell you something. don't you ever talk about my mother. [laughter] all right. i will call her. a poll guys for that what is a president to do when he knows he can't do much? perhaps announce goals so vague there's no way to gauge if he actually achieved them. >> let's get immigration reform done this year. it's time. >> citizenship means standing up up for the lives gun violence steals from us each day. >> we'll come together to give every woman
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. >> you know her as the author of "the vagina monologues."he is also the founder of one billion rising, a valentine's day global activist movement to end violence of all kinds against women and girls. the united nations says one in three women will be raped or beaten in their lifetimes. america tonight sheila mcvickers set down with eve convinceler to talk about this rise for justice. >> all around the world, or schools where women want boys to be brevity differently and have a different vision of manhood and masculinity what drives you to do this? this is more than a full-time occupation. what is your motivation? >> i think it's very simple. i want to end violence against women and girls my father was my perpetrator. i was violated by him and beaten by him and thrown against walls and had my nose punched and, you know, on a regular basis. i know what violence does. i know the consequences of violence. i see it isn't a act. it's a life. i wonder what the world would be like if women were free and safe and we weren't under this siege of violen
. >> you know her as the author of "the vagina monologues."he is also the founder of one billion rising, a valentine's day global activist movement to end violence of all kinds against women and girls. the united nations says one in three women will be raped or beaten in their lifetimes. america tonight sheila mcvickers set down with eve convinceler to talk about this rise for justice. >> all around the world, or schools where women want boys to be brevity differently and...
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"the vagina mono logs", and its author raised over a million to help stop violence against women. hopes friday over one million will take to the streets and dance for justice. >> ahead - in the markets for a savoury, crunchy and banned from entering china. why. we'll find out when we dive for that seafood next. >> do you know the gooey duck? it comes from the native american work meaning "dig deep." one country is refusing this lucrative strange delicacy after a botched shipment. as al jazeera science and technology correspondent jacob ward reports, it is becoming a cosley loss for puget sound in washington. >> sinking down, a diver seeks a rare prize. it's buried deep into the saidiment, hidden to all but the trained eye. it's called a gooey duck. while it's rarely seen in the united states, it's prizes as a delicacy in china. essentially a giant clam they are an unlikely source of wealth, especially for washington's state's coastal tribes who by law are entitled to half the seafood harvest and specialize in exporting gooey duck. it is a cougheted job. the tribe limits the work t
"the vagina mono logs", and its author raised over a million to help stop violence against women. hopes friday over one million will take to the streets and dance for justice. >> ahead - in the markets for a savoury, crunchy and banned from entering china. why. we'll find out when we dive for that seafood next. >> do you know the gooey duck? it comes from the native american work meaning "dig deep." one country is refusing this lucrative strange delicacy after a...
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the one billion rising campaign was launched by playwright eve ensler, creator of "the vagina monologues highlights the startling statistic that one in every three women on the planet will be raped or beaten in her lifetime. the 2014 one billion rising events kicked off for the world premiere of this new short film called "one billion rising" at the 2014 sundance film festival. everyone is dancing all over the world. it is part of a global revolution. in more than 205 countries today, people are rising. you are making history. this has never happened before in the world. 200 countries have come together. this is never happened in the history of the world. >> to talk more about the one billion rising for justice campaign, we're joined by eve ensler, the award-winning playwright and creator of, "the vagina monologues." her new book "in the body of the world does quote has just come out in paperback. ,imberlÉ crenshaw is with his professor of law at ucla and clever university as well as a v-day board member. eve, lay out the plans for february 14. >> this year, going off the energy and the
the one billion rising campaign was launched by playwright eve ensler, creator of "the vagina monologues highlights the startling statistic that one in every three women on the planet will be raped or beaten in her lifetime. the 2014 one billion rising events kicked off for the world premiere of this new short film called "one billion rising" at the 2014 sundance film festival. everyone is dancing all over the world. it is part of a global revolution. in more than 205 countries...
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i don't want that vagina pillow we have so many.s my bed looks like a bunch of women exploded. all the items are all real. >> is this one where the real portland and the one of "portlandia" are close together. >> yeah. >> get out of here. it's dangerous. >> please. >> it looks like a man urinating. >> do the actual employees of this book store get the joke? >> did anybody here just wins a little bit when you first saw the sketch? >> a little. >> when i first saw it it was just -- they're making fun of us. it's okay. we get it. it's fun. >> i don't think we laugh enough in this culture just one more way to access laughing and humor and not taking ourselves too seriously. >> have you guys dealt with anybody like those characters? >> aspects of those characters, for sure. >> i would say there may be -- i can't see somebody like that walk in. but people come in, wow, that was very "portlandia" moment. sometimes that's me. sometimes i'm that moment i'm recognize it. >> just sort of celebration of what these things are. >> "portlandia" ca
i don't want that vagina pillow we have so many.s my bed looks like a bunch of women exploded. all the items are all real. >> is this one where the real portland and the one of "portlandia" are close together. >> yeah. >> get out of here. it's dangerous. >> please. >> it looks like a man urinating. >> do the actual employees of this book store get the joke? >> did anybody here just wins a little bit when you first saw the sketch? >> a...
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in that room, all of the dna that is found the day of the murder is the he's on her body, in her vagina. if this case had been worked properly, look at the data, look at the evidence, amanda knox and raffaele sollecito were never charged. they were charged based on a gut feeling before the evidence was processed. once the evidence was processed, scientifically it pointed to one person who was tried and convicted. i think a lot of people forget that's how this happened. so the knife evidence that the state used to prosecute amanda knox we've questioned from the beginning it's clear to me it was probably a tament contamina. >> not similar to what you have seen in u.s. cases, in other words the level of evidence, we're talking about different judges in these two cases in both of these cases it's a very small amount of evidence and not similar to what you'd see in a u.s. case? >> well, it's not -- it's a very small amount, sometimes you see these in crimes and some labs have validated procedures to look that low. my lab doesn't. because i mean very few labs can. and this italian lab wasn't
in that room, all of the dna that is found the day of the murder is the he's on her body, in her vagina. if this case had been worked properly, look at the data, look at the evidence, amanda knox and raffaele sollecito were never charged. they were charged based on a gut feeling before the evidence was processed. once the evidence was processed, scientifically it pointed to one person who was tried and convicted. i think a lot of people forget that's how this happened. so the knife evidence...
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today, we talk about "the vagina monologues" in spanish coming to san francisco. the actress is here in our studio. plus, our musical tribute to the band mystique. >>> we begin this morning with worthy recipient he is of one of the nbc universal's 21st century solutions grant. that grant went to silicon valley children's fund. with me
today, we talk about "the vagina monologues" in spanish coming to san francisco. the actress is here in our studio. plus, our musical tribute to the band mystique. >>> we begin this morning with worthy recipient he is of one of the nbc universal's 21st century solutions grant. that grant went to silicon valley children's fund. with me
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gaday's dna found on her body, in her vagina, his feces found on used toilet paper left near an unflushedl. and something else, gaday didn't know raffaele and had only met amanda a few times with neighbors. >> knowing all that and when he was extradited from germany, we thought, thank god it was over. it wasn't. >> prosecutor benigni simply swapped suspects. amanda knox, raffaele sollecito and lamumba, when she refused to help they killed her. you were fixuated according to the defense on amanda knox and raffaele sollecito and kept imagining new scenarios to make these two people guilty. >> translator: no, absolutely not. i did what i did because i was convinced given the evidence that had been gathered that they were responsible. i am absolutely convinced. >> rudy gaday was implicated and sent to prison, immediately after raffaele and his sentence was reduced. in 2009, begnini would bring his case against amanda and her boyfriend to trial. [ speaking a foreign language ] >>> one of italy's most notorious murder trials, the case against amanda knox and her boyfriend was getting under way.
gaday's dna found on her body, in her vagina, his feces found on used toilet paper left near an unflushedl. and something else, gaday didn't know raffaele and had only met amanda a few times with neighbors. >> knowing all that and when he was extradited from germany, we thought, thank god it was over. it wasn't. >> prosecutor benigni simply swapped suspects. amanda knox, raffaele sollecito and lamumba, when she refused to help they killed her. you were fixuated according to the...
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guede's dna found inside the victim's body in her vagina.clothing, on his purse, his feces even found on used toilet paper left near an unflushed toilet down the hall and something else. guede didn't even know raffaele and had only met amanda a few times with neighbors. >> knowing all of that and when he finally got extradited from germany back down to italy, we thought thank god this is over. >> it wasn't. prosecutor mignini simply swapped suspects. amanda knox, raffaele sollecito, and now rudy guede had come to meredith kercher hoping to include her in an orgy. when kercher refused, they pulled out knives and killed her. giuliano would stick to his instincts despite forensic evidence. you were fixated, according to the defense, on amanda knox and raffaele sollecito and kept imagining new scenarios that made these two people guilty. >> translator: no, absolutely not. i did what i did because i was convinced given the evidence that had been gathered that they were responsible. i am absolutely convinced. >> rudy guede, the african drifter, wa
guede's dna found inside the victim's body in her vagina.clothing, on his purse, his feces even found on used toilet paper left near an unflushed toilet down the hall and something else. guede didn't even know raffaele and had only met amanda a few times with neighbors. >> knowing all of that and when he finally got extradited from germany back down to italy, we thought thank god this is over. >> it wasn't. prosecutor mignini simply swapped suspects. amanda knox, raffaele sollecito,...
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. >> jennifer garner looks like a duck's vagina. literally a duck's [ bleep ] that's not nice. >> that butter that they put on your popcorn in movie theatres, it's actually made from john goodman's ball sweat. >> the story on "seinfeld" is creepy. my stomach turn whence i see that goofy little worm. that's really gird. good. >> i want to pee in sara silverman's face. no reason behind it. no reason needed. >> tom hanks is a winer. oh boo-hoo, so you have a tropical island all to yourself. [ bleep ] you. i have a turtle sand box, bitch. >> my mom thinks that joseph gordon-levitt looks like a q-tip. >> what a [ bleep ] head. it's b-e-n-e-d-i-c-t. >> rob lowe looks like skin cancer. >> cate blanchett is [ bleep ] gross dude. that's the worst you can do? >> listening to tim robbins on the radio, what a pretencious [ bleep ] is it pretencious of me to say you don't know how to spell you [ bleep ]. >> i find bill murray not funny. i was glad he got shot in zombie land. that's pretty good. >> too bad they don't give an oscar for blowing ass
. >> jennifer garner looks like a duck's vagina. literally a duck's [ bleep ] that's not nice. >> that butter that they put on your popcorn in movie theatres, it's actually made from john goodman's ball sweat. >> the story on "seinfeld" is creepy. my stomach turn whence i see that goofy little worm. that's really gird. good. >> i want to pee in sara silverman's face. no reason behind it. no reason needed. >> tom hanks is a winer. oh boo-hoo, so you have a...
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it's a brain child of famed play right eve ensler, from the vagina monolog. >> the energy of dancings electric and it's contagious and it's beginning to create a kind of world energy. >> eve ensler on 1 billion rising at the top of the hour on "america tonight," john. >>> for decades doctors have urged women to get mammograms. for years the recommendation has been in doubt. now a new study says the cancer screenings may not be saving lives. more on that. >> these are the largest studies, women between 40 and 59 over the course of 25 years. the findings are sure to renew the debate and the confusion over the efficacy of mammograms. published in the british medical journal, found that the results were about the same for those who got ma'am grans an mammograo not. 500 died, compared to those who did not have the screening and still were diagnosed with cancer, through manual exams, 505 died. additionally, it found women who got mammograms were more likely to be diagnosed with cancer, which on the surface, seemed like a good thing, but that could lead to the over diagnosis of cancer. anot
it's a brain child of famed play right eve ensler, from the vagina monolog. >> the energy of dancings electric and it's contagious and it's beginning to create a kind of world energy. >> eve ensler on 1 billion rising at the top of the hour on "america tonight," john. >>> for decades doctors have urged women to get mammograms. for years the recommendation has been in doubt. now a new study says the cancer screenings may not be saving lives. more on that. >>...
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plastic packaging here and then that was wrapped in a balloon or two and had it concealed in her vaginabefore, obviously, before she came into the processing area. either a balloon or a condom is the usual way of packaging it. >> what they'll do, once they clear here and get to the visiting room, they'll go straight to the bathroom. they'll pull this stuff out. they'll hide it on their clothing somewhere. and then they'll go over to the vending machine. they may buy popcorn or m&m's. they'll open up the m&m's and stick that balloon in there, or they'll stick it inside the popcorn. as the inmate is having their visit, he's enjoying his food, he swallows it. he goes back to his unit. he drinks a little bit of shampoo, vomits, throws it back up. >> a second inmate had actually coerced this inmate and his female visitor into doing this by the threat of death on this guy. this inmate was kind of a fringe gang member and was using his connections to get this guy who was getting regular visits from his girlfriend to bring drugs in or that was it for him. so, she was regularly bringing it in. s
plastic packaging here and then that was wrapped in a balloon or two and had it concealed in her vaginabefore, obviously, before she came into the processing area. either a balloon or a condom is the usual way of packaging it. >> what they'll do, once they clear here and get to the visiting room, they'll go straight to the bathroom. they'll pull this stuff out. they'll hide it on their clothing somewhere. and then they'll go over to the vending machine. they may buy popcorn or m&m's....
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a woman's own platelets are injected directly into the vagina. dr.says with topical anesthetic, the injection didn't even sting. >> after i got the shot and i had sex for the first time, i was amazed at how my body felt and how wonderful i felt mentally. >> reporter: it might not wow everyone. dr. woods warns the "o" shot isn't for certain women on certain medications or with relationship issues. >> i do commend the doctor for attempting and thinking about new and effective treatments for female sexual dysfunction. that said, injecting growth factors into the genital area in the woman has risks associated with it and the ben if is have not been teased out. >> reporter: berman and other experts say there could be complications like scarring or infection and that other types of studies are needed to prove the treatment really works and is not merely a placebo effect. dr. woods says the procedure is very safe and adds that he has more in-depth studies planned and he says with the "o" shot -- >> oh. >> reporter: -- there may be a lot more of this to go a
a woman's own platelets are injected directly into the vagina. dr.says with topical anesthetic, the injection didn't even sting. >> after i got the shot and i had sex for the first time, i was amazed at how my body felt and how wonderful i felt mentally. >> reporter: it might not wow everyone. dr. woods warns the "o" shot isn't for certain women on certain medications or with relationship issues. >> i do commend the doctor for attempting and thinking about new and...
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it grew out of my play, "the vagina monologues" which people nicely and wonderfully wanted to performand brought into their cultures and communities only the way they could, i gave the play to them so they could not only break taboos and begin to have dialogues around sexual assauit pleasure, and violence. they kept the money in those communities. after 15 years we realized we'd changed laws, broken taboos, brought women together, created wonderful theatrical productions which changed the culture. but we hadn't ended violence against women. and i spent a lot of time in the congo because with the women of congo who we built this amazing place called the city of joy which they owned, direct, lead, and really are healing and building leaders. i was with them when they were dancing one day. and women in congo dance like -- they just dance the world up. and i thought, oh, my god. what if 1 billion women and all the men who love them danced on the same day and called up this energy of the world and invigorated our movement and brought our movements together. and so last year we put out an i
it grew out of my play, "the vagina monologues" which people nicely and wonderfully wanted to performand brought into their cultures and communities only the way they could, i gave the play to them so they could not only break taboos and begin to have dialogues around sexual assauit pleasure, and violence. they kept the money in those communities. after 15 years we realized we'd changed laws, broken taboos, brought women together, created wonderful theatrical productions which changed...
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i don't want that vagina pillow we have so many. pillows my bed looks like a bunch of women exploded. all the items are all real. >> is this one where the real portland and the one of "portlandia" are close together. >> yeah. >> get out of here. it's dangerous. >> please. >> it looks like a man urinating. >> do the actual employees of this book store get the joke? >> did anybody here just wins a little bit when you first saw the sketch? >> a little. >> when i first saw disease. >> you ate two donuts? >> he wanted to give away donuts to schools at parks, cancer wards and children's hoops all over his hometown of durham, north carolina. for no other reason than to make people smile. >> because if i can't impact people, who whole thing is a waste. >> since that first airing, chris' wisdom has been quoted on church signs and celebrated on social media. a lot of people want to know how a dying man could be so full of life. and one of those people was chris risotti. >> i want to know, am i crazy. which. >> which brings us to part two of h
i don't want that vagina pillow we have so many. pillows my bed looks like a bunch of women exploded. all the items are all real. >> is this one where the real portland and the one of "portlandia" are close together. >> yeah. >> get out of here. it's dangerous. >> please. >> it looks like a man urinating. >> do the actual employees of this book store get the joke? >> did anybody here just wins a little bit when you first saw the sketch?...