i love them. >> they're awesome.y blend like a kelly clarkson and mozart and you're, like, what is that? >> good music. that's what i've been trying to teach you, hoda, for a while. >> the voice was on last night for the battle round. the best time when each coach takes two players, pits them against each other and has to choose. we're going to pretend we're the coaches. >> because we'll never ask to be. >> here is paula versus sassandra. let's watch. ♪ if you break my heart my body ♪ ♪ you can't have my heart do what you want with my body ♪ ♪ do what you want with my body ♪ >> okay. i think -- it has got to be sassandra. >> the lady on the left. >> we don't even know, but this is what we think. >> that big note to is going to have the edge every time. and keep holding it. >> we already know, it is on the prompter, blake saves sassandra. >> saved her? that means the other girl -- >> no, picked her. he picked her. not saved. picked her. picked her. by the way, she used to be celine dion's vocal director. >> she doesn'

>> i love lena. i love lena, and i think -- >> love her or love the character or both? >> i think on purpose the character is hard to love. that is a very, very interesting and very selfish character. >> rose: because she's exhibitionist? >> the exhibitionist thing has never bothered me, although a lot of other people are bothered by it. she is in many ways like my character. the character is supremely confident in which she doesn't necessarily have the goods to back it up. and that makes her controversial. lena is a true artist and i don't think she's setting out to do a sitcom. i think she's setting out to do a show that she likes that happens to be really funny and i think there are parts of the show that are brilliant. sometimes i feel old for that show. lena is nine years younger than me. >> rose: you're not in the target audience. >> i think i am in the target audience, but i think the show fearlessly-- it's a very frank show. i'm on a network show about romance and love and doctors. but me personally, i-- i-- nudity and frankness in sexual situations and things l

they love working. and i loved working with them. >> and is there a dog?e. >> petey's there. >> of course. >> the kids and animals. i thought you shouldn't be -- >> and i play a sweet, sweet grandma. >> here's the thing. she's working with kids and animals, but guess what those kids are working with. doris roberts. >> hello. >> yes. one day they will realize what an unbelievable blessing that was. >> i hope so. >> probably not yet. >> thank you. >> all righty, so "little rascals" is coming up soon? available on dvd and blu-ray april 1st. >> absolutely. >> what's next? >> who knows? in this business, who knows? >> send this woman a script. she's anxious to work. we love you. >> thank you so much. thanks for coming to see us. coming up, advice for single parents who are starting to date again. >> plus two ladies show off their hot new looks. "ambush makeovers" after your local news. you know what, doris? >> what? >> i luia papi. >> she likes the song. she likes j. lo's song. >> she hates it. ♪ everybody have fun tonight >>> we're back with more of "today" on

we love you, dad. love my babies. love them to death. they're my strength. >> although richardson was uncertain over how many babies he has actually fathered. >> i have three from my wife of 20 years and a couple few possibilities out there. actually a couple few for pretty for sure out there. so i have like six. but three from my wife of 20 years. she's an angel. she's one of the most sweetest, most honest, hard-working -- if she wasn't a regular societal person, she'd be a nun. >> richardson has spent much of his married life behind bars. >> i've got about 15 of it in, 5 of it out. just long enough to get out and make another baby and spend a little time together and go to disneyland. and -- and she didn't deserve all these years. i mean she's such a good-hearted woman. she comes from an old-fashioned mexicano family and she's so loyal. >> but despite his wife's loyalty, richardson has begun a new relationship. he recently reconnected with a childhood friend who he says is his true soul mate. >> we've been back in touch for a year and

i love the show. i love "family feud," but the daytime show i love. it's going really, really well, man. i was over -- i was in chicago two weeks ago. >> i know you were. >> jimmy: i did the -- i did the polar plunge and jumped into lake michigan with all these other polar bears. and i looked around. i didn't see you there. i didn't see steve harvey anywhere. >> you didn't see any black people there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i -- [ laughter ] >> you think this is going so well. >> jimmy: no, yeah -- >> this is not what we do. >> jimmy: no, it's not, no. >> we got plenty of issues. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. so you wouldn't do that. >> why'd you do it, jimmy? >> jimmy: i just did it -- well, i got dared by the mayor. >> the mayor? >> jimmy: the mayor of chicago. >> he needs votes. you had 11 million people watch you on your opening night. you ain't got to jump in a damn thing. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. next thing i know, i'll go to disney world next. that's what i'll do. i'll go to the warm weather. >> i just came from ther

he did not say he loved her. he may not love her. he may not ever love anyone. okay? >> but it's hard when you're so in love with yourself. >> right. but there are other guys on the show and i think three of the 18 if those numbers are right, 3 of the 18 people have wound up together. so of the rest of them they didn't work out. they said i love you, they proposed, they did all the things they want you to do on the show. it didn't work out. i'm not defending the guy. he seems like a real you know what. >> what, hod? >> please. elaine stritch is not here. i'm not going to say anything. you know. >> golly day. i guess i can see why people are just glued. first of all, you can't believe that anybody is allowing themselves to be seen in such a light. i'm not saying people should be phony and all that, but this is a huge life decision. to his credit, he didn't say i love you if he doesn't. but he did say things to the girl the day before and then do a total switcheroo the next day, which sounds to me like some producer got to her -- him and said you know what would be real

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i'm in love, in love, in love. i love that man. you saw him there just now. well, what's the good, i love vershinin. don't say it. i don't want to hear it. oh, what's to be done? i thought he was strange at first and then i started to pity him and then i began to love him, love everything about him, his voice, his talk, his misfortunes, his two little girls. nevertheless, i don't want to hear it. you can say any nonsense you'd like, i'm not listening. oh olya, you're stupid. if i love him, that's my fate. that's my destiny. he loves me too. it's all rather frightening, isn't it? it's not a good thing, is it? oh my dear, how are we going to live through the rest of our lives? what's going to become of us? when you read a novel, everything in it seems so old and obvious. but when you fall in love yourself you suddenly discover that you don't know anything and you've got to make your own decisions. oh my dear sisters, my dear sisters, i've confessed it all to you and now i'll be quiet. i'll be like that madman in the story by gogol, silence, silence, silence. we

holding on for love ♪ ♪ you're holding on for life holding on for life, love holding on for love ♪ ♪ble you gotta get your kicks ♪ ♪ while you can and in the latin quarter sitting on your own ♪ ♪ what a lovely day to be lonely ♪ ♪ you're holding on for life holding on for life, love holding on for love ♪ ♪ you're holding on for life holding on for life, love holding on for love ♪ ♪ well, you might belong to another time still you have to carry on, yeah ♪ ♪ nowhere else to go and you never know what to hide and what to show, no ♪ ♪ ♪ you're holding on for life holding on for life, love holding on for love ♪ ♪ you're holding on for life holding on for life, love holding on for love ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, pals. broken bells! "after the disco" is in stores right now. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ woman: i want something healthy but that grand slam looks so good. girl: mom, with 18 options to choose from, there's over 300 combos under 550 calories. man: kid's a genius. girl: dad, it says it right here on the menu. man: oh. woman: hey,

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and bobby asked me, he says, "i love you and i've never loved a woman as much as i love you.d will you be my wife?" i mean, i'm crying, oh, yes! and i threw my arms around him, and that was it. >> angel quit her bartending job, packed up her teenage son and her life in illinois and moved to a small town in alabama where she would only be an hour's drive from the prison. she got a job as a bartender and built her life around visits to gilbert. >> you've got to be strong for it because it's not all fun and games. our visits, we laugh and just enjoy each other's time. but when they say visits are now over, you're leaving someone that you love there. and if you can't hang, you don't need to be involved with somebody who's got a life-without sentence, because life without parole in this state? you ain't getting out. >>> coming up -- >> this woman is just some crazy fan that saw him on tv, sent him money, and he ran a little game on her. >> angel finds engagement doesn't stop the competition for bobby ray's affections. and later, the "life after lockup" segment that goes beyond the

and love is the key. is the answer, you know. >>> coming up, aaron brown discovers his own capacity for love. >> i'm happy. >> there was a complete transformation from the guy i've been talking to. >>> even while serving two life sentences at indiana state prison for murder, aaron brown pursued his education. >> i got my bachelor's degree in 2004 and right now i'm actually working on a master's degree. >> in what? >> literature. >> brown also tutors other inmates and hopes the experience will be beneficial if and when he ever leaves prison. >> my job actually for me is practice for what i intend to do on the streets. i would like to teach college when i get out. >> while brown was articulate on many subjects, he could not tell us anything when it came to explaining why he gunned down and killed his mother and stepfather when he was 16 years old. >> i wish i had a good reason why i did what i did, but there's not. >> though he seemed unable to reconcile the relationship he had with his parents, brown came

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mmm, i love you, i love beggin'. i love you, i love poppers, i love you..om beggin'. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey guys! welcome back. [ cheers and applause ] we have a fun show tonight. i'm excited about this. now, those of you who know me know that i love to read. some say i got the need. the need for read. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now i know what you're thinking. you're thinking, "mr. fallon, there are millions of books out there. how do we know which books are good and which ones are bad?" well, don't worry, because i'm about to show you some books that you should avoid. that's right. it is time for my latest installment of my "do-not-read" list. here we go. ♪ do not read do not read do not read these books these books ♪ >> jimmy: now before we start, i want you all to know that every book that i'm about to show you is 100% real. these are actual books. you can find them on amazon or check them out at your local library. they are real books. all right. let's see what's on my "do-not-read" list. first up is a self-defense book. yep. called "anyth

to the east, i will cry your name and then repeat, i love you, i love you, i love you. make you see what you mean to me, michelle, my belle. love always, boo. >> let me see. >> thank you. >> can i tell him what i want to tell him? i love you too and i'm sorry. i'm sorry that i'm not out there holding it down for you. but when they let me out, i'll see you at the gate. >> it could be a while, though. if she is convicted on all her robbery and burglary charges she could face up to 25 years but she hopes to plea bargain it down to seven or less and shortly after sending his poem, her boyfriend boo reached a plea deal of 4 1/2 years and was transferred to prison. jon antonucci is still awaiting sentencing but now a local newspaper has just printed a scathing article about him. >> is that article fair? >> with the amount of damage that i've caused, anything's fair. >> the article states that antonucci was a very popular and charismatic karate instructor but also a liar and a thief who eventually participated in the torching of his employer's office building. >> i went from w

let's take a listen. ♪ you're cold as ice ♪ you're willing to sacrifice our love, love, love ♪ ♪ some'll pay the price i know ♪ ♪ i've seen it before ♪ it happens all the time ♪ you close the door, leave the world behind ♪ >> it's very even to me. i guess i would have gone -- i didn't get to hear her sing. i'm now seeing her breasts. i'd go for her. >> i would too. >> who did shakira choose? >> clarissa. jeremy was sent home. nobody saved him. >> next battle was usher. brittany versus milissa. ♪ when i get it i better be satisfied ♪ ♪ give it to me right or don't give it to me at all ♪ ♪ i don't think you understand ♪ how it is for me to find a man that thinks he can ♪ ♪ so give it to me right ♪ or don't give it to me at all ♪ ♪ no, no, no >> that's right down the middle for me. >> i'm picking brittany in the pants. >> is she the african-american lady? >> i can't tell. >> and they announced -- >> who did they choose? >> this battle is milissa. >> let me remind you brittany is available to steal. >> oh and shakira. >> i need to know who's going to believe in me. >> i prefer like 175%.

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i love you guys. you are my heroes. i love you because i love freedom.love your freedom, thank a vet. we thank you guys. [applause] it is really good to be here today. i love coming back here because there are so many young people, or as you are known by folks across the river, "obamacare suckas." you are the ones who will pay the bills in our brave new world. they forgot that part, didn't they, when they said that you were the change you were waiting for. it turns out you have the change that you -- you have the change that they are waiting for. you have these guys, the tens, the 20's. this is the place. this is the place where the future of conservatism all starts. whether it was ronald reagan and ,5 or dr. ben carson last year this is where it starts. it is because of you and your energy, your commitment to the greatest country on earth. and everything that makes her exceptional. it is because of you. [applause] you and i feel good. when we were here last year there was some really -- reeling going on because of the election results. our fellow americ

i loved the people. i love to the leadership area and i loved the technology. love the impact on the world. loved that we had brainiacs that worked for us. i found something that i loved them. passion absolutely matters. optimism. smart people love to be negative. that is my summary of life. they love to be critical. you have to to succeed. be successful, you have to stay optimistic. has written books on leadership. he has one line that i love. a force multiplier. if you're not leading with optimism, if you do not believe, that nobody is going to be with you or follow. nobody is going to buy in. execution and measurement. you had better stay on top of .ourself and really measure unless people measure themselves, you do not get any better. youcannot succeed unless are holding yourself accountable and owning. it i have seen people who are timeiant and when it came to execute and count success, maybe not so much. maybe not so much. in order to do that, you have to know what the goal is. 450he goal is to get to million users and then sell to whatsapp did a hell of

mmm, i love you, i love beggin'. i love you, i love poppers, i love you..cheers and applause ] >> seth: my next guest are two of the greatest actors of our time. they can currently be seen on broadway in "no man's land" and "waiting for godot" through march 30th. please welcome ian mckellen and patrick stewart! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] i'm very excited to have you both here. >> it's lovely to be here. >> seth: i saw you guys in "waiting for godot." it was wonderful. i loved it. and i heard something that made me very happy, which is -- is it true that you met a godot? >> we did, yes. after the show, people wait around backstage, and this guy said, "my name is godot." that's his first name. not his surname. and was he french? i can't remember -- >> no, he wasn't foreign. >> he was foreign to us. he was american. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> seth: fair. >> i mean that in the nicest possible way. >> seth: you're technically correct. >> but babies will be called seth all over the nation now, you know? >> seth: there are already a fair amoun

we loved it. and we're going to show that a little later. >> thank you. >> and then you're coming home. >> is this the big brush? >> no. >> a little night night until you come back. >> right there on the couch, we want to peek in on you every few minutes. >> she's go to go to bed. >> spanx alert. spanx alert. yeah, good, thank you. >> finally it wasn't me. finally it wasn't me. so here is the great thing about the oscars. a lot of times they feel buttoned up. you feel like everybody is giving the stink eye if they don't win it. this one felt so much more jovial. ellen was so funny. there was pharrell singing "happy." it seemed like a lighter -- didn't it seem more cozy, more globes-ish. >> welcome to the oscars. for those of you watching around the world, it has been a tough couple of days for us here. it has been raining. we're fine. thank you for your prayers. and i think you should think of yourselves as winners. not all of you, but the people who have won before should think of yourselves as w

oh, we love you! >> thank you. >> jimmy: i love you!k you. >> jimmy: heart will be on tour throughout the spring and summer. here's their new cd and dvd, fanatic live, from ceaser's colesium. thank you so much for being here, you're the best. [ cheers and applause ] what a treat. >> this is a treat for me to be with these guys. >> jimmy: come every day. just hang out with us. we love you some much. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. perfect, deal. uh, guys, before we get started with the show, we're going to do this fun thing on the show next week. but we need your help. all you need to do is take a a short video of your kid making their best funny face. here is an example of what we're looking for. >> hi, i'm silvia and this is my funny face. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so just take a video like that, upload it to youtube with the title tonight show funny face off. or go to tonightshow.com/funnyfaceoff to download our new tonight show app. it actually works this time. our app works. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah i'm ve

>> je ne sais quoi. >> i love it. you look awesome. >> mom, what do you think? >> i love it too.et. >> it's too cold. so we did a pants day today. kinky boots, which we saw. so we picked an outfit you can mix and match. nydj jeans fit her tush perfectly. and andrew marks leather jacket. >> go girl. please join your family. >> our second lady is leah schmidt, 52 from kansas city, missouri. she has four kids, ages 19 through 29, and also is a grandmother. she prides herself on getting ready in only ten minutes. but today our team spent a little more than that. even though she was skeptical. let's listen to her story. >> leah is a little shocked, and her husband, scott -- hi, scott -- is going to be even more shocked. >> absolutely. he's going to be incredibly shocked. >> what do you think of all this? >> it is very surprising. i wasn't expecting that this morning. i'm speechless. >> ready to see a whole new you? >> yes, of course. i'm excited. >> and flipping out. >> and flipping out. >> all righty, she's here with her friends tracy and deborah. there they are. let's take one last

and fox called, and said we loved it.ll distribute it to theaters, not just in english but spanish as well. >> there is only one controversy as it relates to the movie versus the mini series. and i asked this when you were last on the program. you have images in the mini series where you have the devil walking across and people said oh, they chose somebody who looks like obama there, okay? and that didn't show up in the movie. on purpose, not on purpose? >> absolutely on purpose. >> you took it out on purpose? >> i did. i absolutely wanted the devil on the cutting room floor. >> really, why? sn >> i felt that the conversation that ignited after that moment in the mini series served to be such a distraction. and this movie, "son of god," is a movie about jesus and i just didn't want to give satan anymore air time. >> you thought he got too much air time? >> i thought he got way too much air time. >> because it does look a little like obama, you didn't see that? >> well, listen, it was never the intention. >> do you regret

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if you love your culture you are able to love other cultures.s about being inclusive and not exclusive. that's the latino i know. -- here isdanger where i get in trouble sometimes. the danger of being inclusive exclusive debate is i fret sometimes that members of the play with thisy notion of assimilation. you don't want to be so inclusive that you sacrifice -- do you know what i am getting at? >> they call george zimmerman the whitest man. he looks like he was assimilated pretty well. he was protecting the white neighborhood. he outdid everyone. it's amazing. you are always going to have that in every culture. i am sure in the african-american experience it's the same thing. they are calling people uncle tom. i think at one point you have to look and say we are a culture we are very defined, but also allowed to get other cultures in our world. goldberg i worked earlier in my career. for me african-americans were my allies. them in my world. they included me in their world. you have to keep true to who you are. it's not that i am changing becaus

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. >> audience member: i love you jimmy! >> jimmy: i love you too, man. i love you too.ere's what people are talking about. of course, it's still the situation in ukraine. things have gotten very tense now between the u.s. and russia. in fact during a speech today vladimir putin criticized the u.s. for always thinking that it's always right. we're always thinking that we're right. [ laughter ] and then he went back to organizing an election where you can't vote "no." [ applause ] [ imitating putin ] "either might right now or later." it's like a netflix account. [ imitating putin ] "are you sure you want to cancel now? you must cancel netflix later or we'll come back? try free movies, want to try for a weekend maybe?" "no, i don't want it any more." [ imitating putin ] "okay, look. i'll pretend you never said anything." "i don't want it." well now we're imposing sanctions against certain russian officials. so now they can't visit america anymore, they can't do business with america. and president obama said that these sanctions are supposed to show putin that there are c

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i'm loving it.enters into the picture of this woman with the so-called perfect life and the main character starts tempting fate. hi, jane. good to see you. this is not your first trip around the block with a great novel. you've written -- this is your 15th. >> this is my 15th. >> unbelievable. good for you. >> this premise is a winner. there are so many women at home who feel this exact thing. what inspired you to write it. >> three things. first was in my -- living in my suburban connecticut town, i suddenly noticed this trend of women that i knew leaving their husbands, they got very skinny, they started to look completely gorgeous and glamorous and you would find out they were having an affair. >> was that because their husbands were ignoring them and they started using the word invisible. >> that was the second thing. i think that -- it is something that happens when you turn 40, you're at an age and stage in life when you suddenly do start to feel invisible. >> in your own home. >> and -- >> an

we have a mutual friend who loves food, loves to cook.not interested in investing in restaurants, but he just loves food. >> and he'll obsess. he'll send 17 or 18 text messages whether he is doing it right today. the beauty of our field is that there is no entrance fee. you can come in and cook any time you want. our job is to provide you with the confidence that you can do it and follow a recipe book or follow a cooking segment or follow you on page six if that happens to be where you happen to be. there is a vicarious pleasure to eating and preparing delicious food. >> the average person has a very strange understanding of what chefs do. the way i like to explain it is it is, if you're going to see a piece of classical music, most likely the person who wrote that music has long passed. so, who gets top billing? the conductor. you go to see the conductor. you do not expect the conductor to pick up a violin and start playing. if you did, it would be absolute chaos. the chef writes the music. we are in the kitchen to orchestrate. we are no

for some people they love it. for some people that's the thing they love the most. >> what about iowa. >> i think they love me in iowa, too, diane. i've been there a lot. i think they love me there, too. >> given bridge scandal investigation what are the governor's chances if he runs in 2016 for pres. >>> great to see you both,

i love that. i love that you can see a writer read. it feels like a concert.hought i was in my head when i decided to write the stories and perform them onstage. i would go on stage once a month in los angeles and i would edit in front of a hundred people. it really -- >> based on their reaction? >> yes. often i knew it was keeping myself honest because there is a group tendency in writing to think you are brilliant and except that you are building. you called me a i genius and i think that is fair because you qualify to make those assessments. it is easy to think you are brilliant when you are reading something alone or sending it to a friend. when you are standing alone on the stage reading for an hour, it is very visceral and personal and if you are feeling it in your bones -- i knew it from stand-up. i wanted to subject myself to that test. i knew i could do it. i felt that was the hardest thing i have ever done. it would make the failures in my writing personal and it would make the successes personal. >> was this easier or more attractive for better for

love lovely man. a real hero. carpet. you and al added your own crazy twist to the whole thing. you had such fun. reactions were hysterical. we loved it. we're going to show that piece a little later. then you're coming home to us. >> is this a big brush? >> no. >> i'll take a night night until you come back. >> stay on the couch. we'll peek in every few minutes. we'll keep the cat away. spanx alert. good. thank you. >> amazing. finally it wasn't me. so here's the great thing about the oscars. a lot of times they feel butten toed u ee ee ee eed -- feel bue buttoned up. ellen was so funny. >> ellen start started off wit greatest tone. >> let's watch. >> for those of you watching around the world it's been a tough couple of days for us here. it has been raining. we're fine. thank you for your prayers. i think you should think of yourselves as winners. not all of you, but the people who have won before should think of yourselves as winners. i know what you're thinking. ellen, that's easy for you to say. you're host a

she loves music. she loves food. very normal. >> seth: is this like a younger swedish actress named greta garbo or is this "the," "the." [ light laughter ] >> fred: her first name is "the." [ laughter ] >> seth: so a woman came up to you and said, "hi, i'm the greta garbo." [ laughter ] >> fred: yes. we came up to each other. it was a very equal meeting. >> how does that -- what do you mean we came up to each other. how does that work? >> fred: well at the store, we just sort of walk down the aisle and we sort of bumped into each other and we just started talking. she said, "hi, i'm the greta garbo." [ light laughter ] i mean i might have started it first, i might have said first, "are you the greta garbo?" and then she said, "yes." >> seth: and you guys have gone to monte carlo. >> fred: she's so normal. she's funny. she's cool. [ light laughter ] we go all over the place. canada. [ laughter ] >> seth: you go to monte carlo and canada? >> fred: yeah. >> seth: i mean she sounds normal, fred. what does she look like?

i love it.ng to have to stop using marker. >> there you go. >> yeah. >>> anyone notice things were a little dark over the weekend? saturday was earth hour. that is a global movement to raise awareness about climate change. iconic landmarks and cities around the world said lights out for a full hour. from the parthenon in greece to the indian gate and new york's times square. the astounding photos are all over the web this morning. the movement began in 2007 to make us do a little rethinking about how we use electricity, not to be confused with earth day, which we will celebrate on april 22nd. >> hmm. >> oh, good, earth day hasn't been downgraded to earth hour. >> not yet. >>> are you having a hard time being productive? it is monday. well, economists discovered a sleep solution. at the university of warwick in england. chocolate. they found that when employees are given chocolate, their productivity is boosted a full 12%. the chocolate made workers happier, which in turn encouraged them to work

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