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>> jimmy: 1080 p. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's best definition. dvd! >> steve: dvd!mmy: that's right, putin is out there dating again. and you can tell he's single because he's already working on his pickup lines. first there's -- [ imitating putin ] "do your legs hurt? because you've been running from my military all night." [ laughter ] next we have -- [ imitating putin ] "is your father baker? because i would wait in breadline for three days for you." [ laughter ] and then here's the last one -- [ imitating putin ] "are you an angel? because i thought i had you killed months ago. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i could have sworn. [ applause ] bridget jones!" oh man, i was a honey of a day here in new york. just beautiful. temperatures reaching the 60s. >> tariq: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] you said it, jimmy. spring has sprung. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how you doing, tariq? >> tariq: yeah, man, i love the spring. >> jimmy: yeah? >> tariq: april showers bring happy tariq. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's great, buddy. >> tariq: mama nature, am i right? [ cheers and

jimmy: very considerate. >> yeah, yeah. >> whe> th very confusing for p. >> jimmy: what is with people.e sense. now we have reality television. it, i guess, maybe people get confused that this is not your actual family? >> we takecomplyment. and laugh at how stupid people are. sorry about that, everybody. ha-ha. >> jimmy: how remind me again which one of you is gay in real life? >> well? >> changes on a day-to-day basis. >> jimmy: gave you cam. >> sneaks out in places you are not expecting it. went to revisit eric, he was redoing a room. he was explaining the wallpaper. >> for you at home watching, i genuinely don't know what he is about to say. on talk shows you never how how prepped we are. honest to god. what are you going to -- say? >> jimmy: what did he do? >> he was talking about this wallpaper. explaining wallpaper. his hands are explaining it like this. he is like -- speaking very masculine about the wallpaper but his hand are doing this like. >> the hands. the hands. >> jimmy: like frozen. letting it go. ♪ let it go let it go >> cam is very. >> jimmy: handy. jazz hands. yeah. w

. >> jimmy: it's spilled p-a-r-e, which to most people would be pare. ood in montreal. >> they do. they really do. >> jimmy: and you wouldn't think like they'd have great bagels, for instance, but they have great bagels. >> amazing bagels. you guys have to try them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: great smoked -- >> it's not a joke. the smoked meat, the bagels. >> jimmy: the poutine. >> yeah. >> jimmy: all the stuff that's great to eat in the middle of the night. what's that one? >> hot dogs. steame. >> jimmy: how do you spell that? >> s-t-e-m accent egu. >> jimmy: oh. you really are french canadian. >> but it's english. >> jimmy: i don't know what you said. but we do know hot dogs. we're very familiar with them. >> who doesn't like a hot dog? >> jimmy: we think of those as very american things. in fact, i think it's a little weird that you guys are secretly eating them up there. >> i think we eat more than you guys eat down here. we eat more ketchup -- >> jimmy: how dare you insinuate that you're eating more hot dogs than we are? guillermo? >> no way. >> jimmy:

>> jimmy: except for ye olde fudge shoppe. with three p'slk lemonade. >> jimmy: around the corner fudge is made. [ laughter ] and finally, a woman from england was just in the news for having her 12-year-old dachshund cloned. the new dachshund is said to be perfectly healthy while the old one was like, "what the hell, linda?" [ laughter and applause ] we have a great show, give it up for the roots right there everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! that is earth, wind and fire vocalist philip bailey sitting in with the roots tonight! [ cheers and applause ] his book, "shining star" will be out april 15. and the new earth, wind and fire album -- [ cheers and applause ] that's it. -- is out. and it's called "now, then, and forever." thanks for being here, pal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: appreciate it. sounds great. it's been a great week so far and there's more ahead. tomorrow night -- [ imitating cage ] "nicolas cage will be here." and we have "thank you notes" tomorrow tonight. and for the first time eve

jimmy: yeah. father son type of bonding. male bonding. >> male bonding. so he taught him about his sits. and he taught him about his -- his pjimmy: okay. >> now, every time we pass a a dog who's walking on a street or if we're in zoo or something. our poor little son is crouching down looking and he's like, "mama, does dad have a a vagina or a penis and two nuts?" >> jimmy: all right. there you go. [ laughter and applause ] >> that's what ben's been up to. >> jimmy: thank you, ben. yeah. appreciate that. thanks, dad. >> sometimes sam will look at me and he'll say, "but mama calls them testicles." >> jimmy: all right. there you go. [ laughter ] are you going crazy right now because it's baseball season. >> crazy. >> jimmy: is it red sox nation in your house. >> red sox nation. rough night last night. >> jimmy: yeah. >> rangers, bronx, oh -- bad. how do you not know that? >> jimmy: i was reading. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and how about football now? because your new movie is about football. do you follow football? >> yes i do. i've always followed football. >> jimmy: you have? >> yes, i'm superpsyched to be in a movie with somem

jimmy kimmle, actor tim alan. >> have a good night. ar music p) - ( snaps, clatters ) that sounds awful. ( music stops ) but a lotetter than last week. ( rock music playing ) ♪ we weren't born to follow. ♪ thing this weekend in washington, d.c., at the usa science and engineering festival. if you want more information, go to usasciencefestival.org. >> that's really cool. >> that is very cool. i could watch that go all day long. >> sounds great. >>> coming up in "the mix," sky divers share their thrill jumping off the tallest building. it's a stunt you have to see. >>> the breakthrough star from "12 years a slave" named the world's most beautiful woman. what a big honor and a beautiful statement. you are watching "world news now." ♪ >> announcer: "world news now" weather brought to you by icy hot smart relief. she loves to shop online with her debit card. and so does bill, an identity thief who stole mary's identity, took over her bank accounts, and stole her hard-earned money. unfortunately, millions of americans just like you learn all it may take is a little misplaced information to wreak havoc on your life. th

were there after 1964 defeat of gold water and nixon's resigning and jimmy carter's election in 1976. there was a darkness of biblical p proportion. it was tough. we didn't have jim demitt there and rand paul and mike lee and ted cruz and marco rubio and all of these wonderful governors. we didn't have scott walker or talk radio or cable television or the internet. we have so much going for us that we didn't have. we are close to prevailing conservatives. i think in 2016, the conservatives, if you remember, it is the primaries, stupid, it is the primaries. if we do that we can score victories in 2014 and in 2016 we can nominate a conservative person to be the nominee and lect them and be governoring america by 2017. so this is the cliff note of my book "takeover: the 100-year war for the soul of the gop and how conservatives can finally win it." read the book and understand the problem, where we are now, and how we go forward. we have a website called conservativehq.com that is focused on building and relaunching the conservative movement. thank you very much and i appreciate being here today. [ applause ] >> we will r

jimmy: put it on in the middle of the night. right end of "saturday night live." people can switch over as "saturday night live" is ending to watch you. >> or confuse us for the p 90my: like a whole, you actually have a whole home made feel to the show. you didn't have the audience help you with the show? >> well, jimmy, i did a special "road work" really low budget. all in clubs. whuflt it was me and a crew, go club to club do my sets. i would give a camera to some one in the audience. get their perspective. did some of that, comedy underground. it was rough, but fun. added a dimension to the feel. >> jimmy: if you've, enjoy uncensored, union stri laviolat. this is really. great to see you. >> love to see you, dude, you look amazing. >> jimmy: i love the beard. don't let any body tell you any differently. >> jimmy: dave attell. "comedy underground with dave attell" airs saturday nights at one am on comedy central. and dave's special "road work" is now available for download. when we come back music from cut/copy. it's chaos out there. marks. go! o!, to your but the m-class sees in your blind spot, pulls you back into your lane, even brakes all by itself. it's alm

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