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. >> jimmy kim up next with actor dane cook [dramatic music] ♪ >> oh. hey, what's up?what's up, what's up? how are you? how are you, babe? what's up, girl? what's up, babe? good, good. yo. yeah. hello and welcome to millionaire. what an amazing time i've been having this week. big stars, big cash, all for charity. it's celebrity week! [cheers and applause] and today's show is gonna be hot, you know? it's gonna be hotter than hot. it's gonna be smoking because we got one of the stars of abc's hit show scandal, y'all, right here. show some love for josh malina. >> here we go. all right. okay. thank you. >> oh. >> thank you. thank you. >> hey, welcome to the show, man. >> here we go. >> glad to have you here, man. >> very excited. >> you are on one of the hottest tv shows in the country right now, in a word. >> thank heavens. god bless shonda rhimes. >> yeah, right, i know that. >> she's been good to me. >> you play david rosen on there. i like this character. >> i do, yeah. >> u.s., uh-- >> u.s. attorney for the district of columbia. >> right. >> yes. >> but you also kin

. >> the man behind dusty, crop hopper is here, dane cook, reprising the lead role.th like a career path. he needs to sort of forge his own way. >> it's one thing that i think is like classic disney is that they allow characters to grow and i think that's what we bring to this next one. the humor is bigger and then the grit is grittier. >> what is it like being in a disney -- you know, it's -- i would imagine it's sort of a big deal even for a major -- >> i get into it. i really do. i live with planes for a year now. i live in a hangar and sleep on a tarmac. no, it's the greatest experience to get in there with great comedic actors and see it come to fruition is credible. >> it's a nice juxtaposition from the dane cook that many of us know with a saucy flavor. >> parents say we love the movie and where are the swear words? that's another show altogether. yeah, this is really about getting, you know, getting the whole family together and just having a blast for a couple of hours. >> it's an awesome franchise. i don't know if you know this but i actually was also a cha

melissa mccarthy will be here, as will jessica alba, susan sarandon, dane cook, marc maron, mark duplassc from trey songz, royksopp & robyn, sia and robin thicke. so we have a lot going on. join us next week. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is a bona fide comedy legend and star of one of the greatest tv shows of all time "the bob new heart show." the complete series dvd box set looks like this. it is available now. you can see him at harrah's atlantic city and sunday at the performing arts center. please welcome bob new heart. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ . >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i have to say, i got the box set yesterday and i took it home and watched four episodes last night, one after the other. >> you're crazy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't tell me how it ends, but i love it. i've probably seen every one of these episodes seven times already, just watching them over and over and over again on my little black and white tv set at my home in las vegas as a kid. >> i remember. >> jimmy: i didn't realize they were in color. this is great

hey, tomorrow on "good morning america," neil patrick harris and dane cook are with us. >> so much toto our winners. have a great day, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh. >> i did not know that was coming. >> live from the abc seven broadcast center, this is an abc 7 news update. >> good morning, everyone. are --ope the roads >> we still have our beltway delays on the topside side coming from 95 toward georgia avenue. new hampshire avenue. still pretty solid coming from 95 to georgia avenue. earlier incident on the westbound freeway near the third street tunnel. our camera near main avenue. east bound along the other side moving a little slow. some slow traffic on the clara barton parkway. might have been short coming. we are hoping -- work someme time to outdoor time into your schedule for today. maybe lunch outside. dew point is low in the 50's. the breeze drawing in the cooler conditions. 60's in the suburbs. 72 in d.c. highs in the mid to low 80's. 10 degrees below average. tomorrow looks great, too. mid 80's and a few thunderstorms by the week

tomorrow night, dane cook will be here, mark duplass, music from trey songz.usan sarandon, ramon rodriguez, music from robin thicke, and i think the little girl from the chandelier video will be here. have you seen that? >> guillermo: no, no, i haven't seen it. >> jimmy: you look great in that outfit. watch it, we should learn to do -- this girl's a very good dancer. i know you're a pretty good dancer and i'm a great dancer. i think we ought to do it. >> guillermo: yeah, yeah, i'll watch it tonight. >> jimmy: thanks. you have homework for the first time ever. oh, honey, i'm beat, i had to watch this video. >> guillermo: yeah, go take care of the kids. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actress who keeps it real on the little screen too, her new movie is called "tammy" opens in theaters wednesday. please say hello to melissa mccarthy! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: good to see you. >> hello, you look very handsome. >> jimmy: by the way, that movie is so funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: really, really, really funny. >> i believe, i guess. >

sequel to disney's planes finds dusty crophopper, voiced by dane cook taking on a new challenge. >> when something comes up that potentially stops him from racing it is not a question of what do i want but how do i give back to my community. >> we will need every plane we've got. >> reporter: for this, it was fun challenge to voice upbeat plane dipper. >> i have been able to rely so heavily on physical stuff and thinks all voice and his voice needed to be more excitable. >> reporter: this is this is one that is in the one for the kids. >> hey. >> i thought we were going to go down, wow. >> reporter: that is cameron diaz and jason segal having adult fun in sex tape, until the tape goes out to all of their friend and family. >> what if it gets out on the internet. >> reporter: if you are in the internet called sex tape you will want to look good. >> you you look amazing. >> it is about maintaining, consistency, and just being connected to your body. >> reporter: it is not all fun, but the story does have a little bit of heart. >> there is a chance that there are two people sitting quietly

hey, tomorrow on "good morning america," neil patrick harris and dane cook are with us. >> so much to] >> oh. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh. >> i did not know that was coming. >>> good morning. i'm kristen sze. new this morning, the oakland city council has scheduled a vote tonight on a lease extension for the athletics at the oakland coliseum. "the chronicle" reports mayor gene kwan is privately asking members to delay to vote to give her more time to negotiate with the a's. >>> we had to negotiate our way through drizzle this morning. getting better, mike? >> it will, especially in the higher elevations. i think it will be partly sunny by the afternoon hours, temperatures below average from mid to upper 60s along the coast in san fra70s and 80s for the rest of us. leyla? >>> northbound 280 in san jose accident in the clearing stages but blocking one lane, causing delays from 101. along 101 this crash has cleared but it was involving about five vehicles with heavy traffic still announcer: it's "live! with kelly & michael." today, film, television, and broadway actor, zach braff, and

hey, tomorrow on "good morning america," neil patrick harris and dane cook are with us. >> so much to cheers and applause ] >> oh. >> i did not know that was coming. >> ♪ >> good morning. i'm police say charges could be filed as early as today in connection with the murder of 23-year-old laura araujo. her body was found in a duffle bag in the kensington section of philadelphia. she had been beaten and strangled. we'll have a live update on this investigation coming up at noon. 8:56 on this wednesday, july 16. i'm tamala edwards. let's get that last look at track with matt pelman. good morning. >> good morning, tam, things are looking up on the weather front and starting to look up on the track front too. on the schuylkill expressway we're making up the pace eastbound approaching montgomery drive still minor delays in each direction. we're watching a bad crash involving a vehicle that hit a tree and flipped over onto its side in lower providence. you want to avoid ridge pike. lumberton watch out for debris along 38 eastbound at 541 blocking a couple lanes following an earlier crash. ag

dane cooke learns what it's like to be a true hero. voices including eric estrada.ie out, "and so it goes." >> michael douglas plays a self-absorbed real estate agent and has to take care of his grandfather. so he enlists he help of his neighbor, diane keaton. this unlikely romance ensues. >> okay. also july 25th, "lucy" starring star l scarlett johansson. >> she plays a drug mule for people and she becomes this superhuman. the director is no stranger to butt-kicking women. >> and 'a most wanted man." >> philip seymour hoffman is incredible in it. he plays the head of a counterterrorism unit, hard drinking guy, and another testament to a life gone too soon. >> lots to look forward to in the month of july. thanks so much. >> thank you. >>> coming up next, i've got all the news you need before you leave the house this morning. >>> and are your grown kids still making withdrawals from the bank account of mom and dad? >> tough love for one family and what happens when women use dove bar for 7 days with no mirrors? everyday they feel something happening. on the seventh d

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