and his beard travelled from 1984 to be here with us, gavin mcinnes. jeez louise. why do you have to do that? >> i'm excited to be here. >> you are. you're a stupid fool. you can take him off the camera now, you morons. he is the star of how to be a man, available online and on demand everywhere. that's not manly. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. hey, greg, i stole your convertible. but then again, you stole my heart. so i guess we're even. >> all right. i was going to wish you a happy belated candidate day today gavin, but you lost that. >> i lost the entire country because of drool. it's unfair. >> this is not a place for drooling. oh, i got -- all right. he is second. i went there immediately. >> just start the question. >> i went immediately to the question. joe, this is a very serious topic. and then i realized i hadn't read the topic yet. okay. everybody pretend like nothing happened. >> nothing happened. >> all right. the weather is crazy out there. >> ooh, raining. >> it's very wet. all right. he is second to none at being next to nothing. pres

i think we're going to cut it short here special thanks to joanne, joe devito, tv's andy levy, gavin mcinness it for me. i'm greg gutfeld. cilee you tomorr >>> happy birthday, america. i'm greg gutfeld along with kimberly guilfoyle, eric bolling, dana perino and bob beckel. this is "the five." something july 4th is the time to shore patriotism. not to me. to me it's like drinking on new year's eve you should do it year round. patriotism is the celebration of luck. you're lucky you are here and not there. it necessary to express such pride? yes, because so many others don't in this unbalanced world your patriotism cancels out those who find it uncool.