about being out late at night having to pick up that nasty receiver that's got gum and gonorrhea allou don't get infected and sticky. back in the day, when you made a collect call, it was a a mission. and it was expensive. if you called my mom collect like if you called my mom collect back in the day, oh my gosh, it better have been life or death or that's what it was going to be. you now, you'd call her up -- she'd pick up -- hello? bueno? and then she'd get the presentation. at&t, do you accept a collect call from -- caller, at the tone, say only your name. and you had to get creative. [ beep ] mom, it's me, pick me up, hurry. i love you, bye. [ beep ] do you accept the charges? hell, no, i'm on my way. [ applause ] i'm telling you guys. it was a mission. and, see, my son, i love him to death, and i know he's watching. frankie, i just want you to know i love you so much, but you give me a lot of great material, you really do. you know, he's at the point now where he's too old for me to really, really scold him and stuff. so, the way i mess with him is very simple. i found out that