my name's john mulaney. thank you for coming. i'm gonna do stand-up tonight, and we're gonna film it for this sitcom i have called "mulaney" that's on fox. [ cheers and applause ] it's a scary thing, a new show. it's especially scary when a new show is titled "mulaney," 'cause who the hell is mulaney? the premise of this show is the life of john mulaney, who's me.

. >> seth: because it was an observation -- you wrote it with mulaney, john mulaney. >> john mulaneythe planet. >> seth: the "60 minutes." the third segment on "60 minutes" is the "take it or leave it" segment. >> yeah, it was always bob simon. and he was always being sent off to some awful place that was never a part of the conversation. >> seth: and it was about jaguar poaching. >> jaguars. yes. and i would say -- [ imitating bob simon ] "hello, i'm bob simon. sometimes here at '60 minutes,' you pull the short straw. that's when fortune's wheel does not roll your way. [ laughter ] when i heard about my new assignment, i thought, where am i going? the white house? the capitol, perhaps? no, i was sent 8,000 miles away to hello, africa -- to cover jaguar poachers. [ laughter ] i packed my bag in my spacious apartment in the east 40s near the tunnel." [ laughter ] >> seth: there were so many details that comedy writers loved. >> yeah. >> seth: and this happened at "snl" all the time. it was such a writer -- it was so written for writers, it killed on wednesday. >> it destroyed. me and

>> bill, i will do my favorite for you and it is stephan, where did you find stephan that was john mulaneyot an e-mail that was basically what you see. it was for a club. it was like you got to go to the club that has everything. actually, it is a roomful of broken glass. >> yes. >> and it is actual e-mail said roomful of broken glass, we started laughing, and that is really it. >> it seems like you have a hard time getting through it without laughing. >> yeah, john would start putting things in that i hadn't seen to mess with me, yes, so on the the q cards or tell me as i was walking out, i change this to this. >> spice it up a little bit. >> just to throw me offy don't see many movies anymore because this one looks really good. >> two of my favorite people. >> thank you, very much. >> thanks for coming to philly. >> thanks for having me. >> this is my first time. >> well, welcome. >> philly virgins. >> cool. >> not many of us left. >> a real philly experience. >> he is loving it. >> was it good for you you. >> so still a head, it is supposed to be a beautiful weekend, that is what sue sa