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and professor, just before the break, you heard jenna talk about how -- and professor meyer talk about how this put pressure at the top echelons of these institutions. it was closer to peace a matter of private piety, but putting pressure where it is most effective. >> if i had the ear of the harvard and stanford president, which is what they want to accomplish, i would not try to have a long conversation with them about divestment, and endowments which by the way, have always sorts of intermediate layers, i would have the conversation with them why don't you endow a few more chairs or an energy institute. now stanford does fantastic work in this already, so they have an alternative nudger. this is what universities are really great at, we do fantastic research in the united states, we are are really fantastic the best in the world, that's where we should be directing our energy towards in the university as students and faculty, that could make the world a better place, for mar so than whispering to them can you full out money from your divestments. shareholders annual meeting where ow

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ seth meyers."onight -- jeff goldblum -- comedian hannibal buress -- science writer, jeffery kluger -- featuring the 8g band. [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: good evening. good evening, everyone. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight? are we well? well, great. great news. well today -- today was a big day for apple. a big day for apple. today, apple released the new iphone 6 and the iphone 6 plus. they'll be in stores in about two weeks and in landfills in a year. [ laughter ] so, look forward to that. the new iphone will feature apple pay which is a virtual wallet that is easy, secure, and private. you know, just like those nude photos. [ laughter ] put your money where you put the nude photos. [ applause ] that's what i'd do. the new iphone will also support over 20 different cell signals from verizon's lte network, the at&t 4g network to sprint's no signal network. [ laughter ] turning to political news, ir

but when i come into work everyday, my style is all seth meyers and it ain't a seth meyers shirt unless bare and emerges crumpled from the bottom of a hamper. [ laughter ] not today, but some day i will learn how to correctly pronounce tupac shakur. [ laughter and applause ] see, i told you it would not be today. [ laughter ] i have the titular line in the film "new year's eve," and the only thing worse than my acting is the fact that i use words like "titular" and call movies "film." [ laughter ] i matter and what i have to offer this world also matters. but not really. let's be real about this. if the lights went out and we entered some sort of apocalypse, i would be the first one killed and eaten by real men with strong bodies. [ laughter ] i have no tangible skills outside of talking and wearing makeup. [ laughter ] when we are digging through garbage dumps looking for half filled bottles of sprite and cooking rats over a burning tire, no one is gonna be saying, "hey, i wish someone would do a strong monologue right now." [ laughter ] i am useless and lucky. [ laughter ] i have as f

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching.ave a great weekend, hope to see you next week. buh-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- gwen stefani, american tennis legend, andy roddick, music from counting crows featuring the 8g band. and now here he is, seth meyers! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everyone. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] i'm just gonna start off and ask -- are people getting excited for the new iphone? [ cheers and applause ] experts say that the new iphone 6 will come with a mobile wallet that will eliminate the need to carry cash or credit cards. they're hoping that the mobile wallet feature will distract hackers from your nude photos. [ laughter ] that's good. so, that's very good. [ applause ] some more bad news for president obama. president obama's approval rating in california has fallen 5% since june. 5% sin

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight?ers and applause ] so good to hear. that's so good to here. let's get started. big news. big news for iphone users. yesterday, apple released its new ios 8 operating system. meanwhile, blackberry released a raven with a scroll tied to its leg -- [ laughter ] -- announcing that they're working on some new stuff too. [ laughter ] raven away! [ light laughter ] turning to international news. today scotland voted on independence and due to the importance -- this is amazing to me. due to the importance of the election, officials opened the vote to people as young as 16. said scottish 10-year-olds -- [ with scottish accent ] "so we're old enough to have a beer at dinner but we can't vote? it's not right. it's not right." [ laughter and applause ] they're letting teenagers vote, which explains why the vote was 49% for independence, 49% against independence and 2% for boner mchaggis. [ light laughter ] he's very good. some sad news, you guys. i'm so sorry to be the one to tell you this. nickel

>> seth meyers. >> seth: aw, that's nice. who's the father? not, cassandra. >> okay. >> seth: okay. contestant number one, he's a professional dancer on dancing with the stars. spell maksim chmerkovskiy. would you like a definition? >> yeah. >> seth: dancing, a type of art done by one self or with a partner, generally involves movement of the body often rhythm and set to music. now please spell. maksim chmerkovskiy. >> uhm, okay, m-a-k-s-i-m. >> seth: wow, you are very good at this. >> okay, good luck. c-h-m-e-r-k-o-v-s-k-y. >> seth: oh my goodness. [ cheers ] he had a weird i right at the end. i'm going to be honest. you're doing a lot better than we thought you would do. [ laughter ] actually, you know what? it was so close we're going to go to our judges. oh, man. they're in a mood today. contestant number two, your celebrity name is r & b artist, akon. [ crying baby ] oh, and the sound of the baby crying means you have to spell akon's birth name which is, and this is real. aliaune damala bouga time bongo puru nacka lu lu lu badara akon thi

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? cheers and applause ] excellent. that's excellent news. so, i have to ask, did everyone here get their free u2 album in their itunes? [ laughter ] well, there were some complaints -- so apple has built a web page specifically for users -- to delete the new u2 album from their account. [ light laughter ] the way it works is you just enter your birthday and if you're under 40 years old, it deletes the album. [ laughter and applause ] i'm not, which is good. free music. i win. so, it is possible to get rid of the new u2 album but you still have to throw your iphone in the river -- if you want to get rid of the stocks app. [ laughter ] the incredibly popular stocks app. i thought this is good news. the white house today came out in support -- in support of requiring police officers to wear body cameras at all times. it's a great way for fans to keep up with their favorite nfl players. [ laughter and applause ] this is interesting. doctors treating an ebola patient in nebraska have found t

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? are we well?cans to focus on rebuilding the military, or as he calls it, "my precious." [ laughter ] speaking of cheney, this is great. today "the new york times" had to issue a correction after it mistakenly referred to dick cheney as a former president. [ laughter ] of course, george w. bush made that same mistake all the time. [ laughter ] so to be fair to "the new york times," it's an easy mistake to make. [ applause ] very easy mistake to make. some slightly upsetting news. a federal investigation has found the department of homeland security is ill prepared -- they are ill prepared for a potential disease pandemic. and i'm not sure i agree. they did a great job of completely wiping out beaver fever. [ laughter ] there's been like no cases, no reported cases of bieber fever. [ cheers and applause ] i can -- i'm willing to admit that i said beaver fever. [ laughter ] i know you're all saying, "did he know that he said beaver fever instead of bieber fever?" and i did. i know i did. and i'm will

should marissa meyer do with all the cash?have called this marissa pa meyer's moment of truth. what should she do with the money. >> very interesting moment for them. since she took over the company the share price has risen dramatically. complete lly because of alibaba. starting tomorrow if you are an investor and went exposure to the alibaba story you don't need to buy yahoo. you buy alibaba. they are probably going to walk away with after tax proceeds of about 60 billion dollars and return half through dividends and buybacks and that leads more for strategic acquisition. >> the jury is still out as to what kind of allocator of cash mars raissa meyer is. is this going to be the real tell as to how she handle this is kind of money. >> i think so. she's made about 40 acquisitions since she took the reigns of the company. the only really material one was tumblr which cost about a billion dollars. this is app interesting decision for her. this company's always linked with one company they are always linked with is a aol. speakin

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?ers and applause ] great news. that is just great news. let's start with some political news. to start off with, in a speech today, president obama reiterated that the u.s. will not be sending ground troops to fight the militant group isis in iraq. he has a much better idea. he's going to send suspended nfl players. [ laughter and applause ] not feeling so cocky now, are you, isis? [ laughter ] this is interesting. president obama has announced plans to build 17 health care facilities in liberia in response to the ebola crisis. but he promises, he promises that if you like your ebola, you can keep your ebola. [ laughter ] [ applause ] obola care. [ laughter ] he's calling it obola care. technically, i'm the only one calling it that. [ light laughter ] i couldn't believe this. radio host, glenn beck, said that hiring nigerians to work in america may cause ebola to spread to the united states. despite the fact that nigeria is not part of the ebola outbreak. look, it's glenn beck. just be

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? are we well?s and applause ] excellent news. excellent news. we're gonna start with some political news. during a speech yesterday, former vice president dick cheney advised house republicans to focus on rebuilding the military, or as he calls it, "my precious." [ laughter ] speaking of cheney, this is great. today "the new york times" had to issue a correction after it mistakenly referred to dick cheney as a former president. [ laughter ] of course, george w. bush made that same mistake all the time. [ laughter ] so to be fair to "the new york times," it's an easy mistake to make. [ applause ] very easy mistake to make. some slightly upsetting news. a federal investigation has found the department of homeland security is ill prepared -- they are ill prepared for a potential disease pandemic. and i'm not sure i agree. they did a great job of completely wiping out beaver fever. [ laughter ] there's been like no cases, no reported cases of bieber fever. [ cheers and applause ] i can -- i'm willing t

well because i know you, seth meyers. >> seth: yeah. we do.ke -- >> seth: i would have thought that would have made it easier, no? >> no man. at work if i bombed, that means i gotta go back to work. [ laughter ] >> seth: excuse me? >> i literally work upstairs. >> seth: yeah, that's true. when you do it up there, it's safer. >> yeah, i could just leave town, i could just get on a bus and i'd be fine. >> seth: congratulations with "weekend update." you were great. [ cheers and applause ] you and jost are great together. and you had the craziest summer, because you were on a writer on "snl" last year. a lot of the people just take the summer off. >> nope. >> seth: they dick around. you went and you worked on "the daily show" for the summer. how was that? >> well, it was -- it was a lot of work. >> seth: yeah. >> a lot of work. i get why people take vacations. >> seth: yeah. because you just worked straight through. >> i worked straight through. like -- like -- it was like summer school. you know how when you have to go to summer school, it's bru

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?ers and applause ] >> seth: what excellent news. what excellent news. well, it's that time of year again, the new nfl season kicked off this past weekend. so, while you can, please enjoy the phrase, "the undefeated new york jets"! [ cheers ] enjoy it while it lasts. [ applause ] there's still some controversy in the nfl. this weekend, a native american group gathered outside of the houston washington game to protest the redskins' nickname. and a group of cowboys wide receivers gathered outside the dallas/san francisco game because that's where most of tony romo's passes were landing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: turning to political news, this week, president obama will announce his plans for addressing the threat posed by isis extremists in iraq. it's an incredibly difficult situation. i think at this point, you just tell liam neeson that they have his daughter. [ laughter and applause ] [cheers] i think it's code neeson. [ cheers and applause6] this is fully code nee

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? doing good?heers ] that's great to hear. a little political news. let's start off with a little political news. president obama has announced a former google executive will serve as his cabinet's new chief technology officer. when the google exec was asked how he felt about the new job, he gave 79,000 responses. [ laughter and applause ] big tv news today. it was announced that rosie perez will join rosie o'donnell on the new season of "the view." i really hope having two rosies doesn't make the conversations on "the view" confusing to follow. [ laughter and applause ] this is pretty cool. officials at an air show in britain debuted a new low-cost version of a fighter jet which costs $80 million less than its competitors. and it's less expensive because the pilot has to make the fighter jet noises himself. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] coming in on the target. pwew, pwew, pwew! pwew, pwew, pwew! pwew, pwew, pwew! pwew, pwew! [ laughter ] happy birthday to beyonce -- [ cheers and applause ]

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?ers and applause ] that is great to hear. that is simply great to hear. let's start -- >> woman: i love you, seth! >> seth: thank you. let's start with some political news. president obama today addressed the u.n. general assembly and asked young people to focus on education and innovation rather than religious extremism. and if there's one place to reach young people, it's the u.n. general assembly. [ laughter and applause ] u.n. general assembly, twitter -- like below that, twitter. the u.n. general assembly is definitely first. [ laughter ] i remember when i was a kid, i would run off the bus -- [ laughter ] just run off the bus and try to get the c-span on when they were having the u.n. general assembly. during the speech, president obama said about the militant group isis, "the only language understood by killers like this is the language of force." so, i guess, talk to them like this we will. [ laughter ] you -- you're going to live a long life. [ cheers and applause ] you can li

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? cheers and applause ] excellent. that is excellent news. excellent news. let's get started. you guys, next week -- this is a big deal. next week the supreme court returns to work and is expected to decide if statements made on social media should be enough to put someone in jail. and if your mom is on facebook, you know the answer is yes. [ laughter ] something has to stop her behavior. if it's the threat of jail time, so be it. this is amazing. according to a new estimate, congress has had a full work week just 14% of the time since 1978. congress said they planned to address the report next week because it's already tuesday. just feel like -- i want to beat the weekend traffic. [ laughter and applause ] i'm going to get out of here. i was surprised to hear this. according to a new report, nigeria owes new york city over $500,000 in unpaid parking tickets for its foreign diplomats. they apologized and said they'll pay the fines right away if they we send them our bank account number,

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight?s and applause ] are we well? everybody's -- so, right after that, did anyone watch the president's speech last night? [ cheers ] all right. well -- last night, president obama gave a speech announcing his plans for taking on the terrorist group isis. and now, isis has only 24 hours to complete the ice bucket challenge. [ laughter ] your move, isis. your move. [ cheers and applause ] "i hate america, but als, this is a serious problem." [ laughter ] "i think we should do it. and then back to attacks against america." [ laughter ] during last night's address, president obama said that to combat the terrorist group isis, he plans to train and arm, train and arm, moderate syrian rebels. that way we know exactly who we'll have to fight in ten years. [ laughter ] because that -- [ applause ] -- 'cause that's how it works. this is just insane. sarah palin and her family were reportedly involved in a brawl at a party in anchorage, alaska last night. [ light laughter ] said republicans, "this

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow, bye bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, andy samberg. [ applause ] from "revenge," emily vancamp. [ applause ] comedian, roy wood jr. [ applause ] featuring the 8g band. and now, here he is, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everyone! good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] let's get started tonight with some big political news. u.s. attorney general eric holder said today that he will resign after five years in office. when he heard about this, president obama said, "oh! he's my ride. [ laughter ] i got to go with him." [ applause ] best of luck. holder was one of just three remaining members from president obama's original cabinet. now the only original members left are don henley and glen fry. [ laughter ] only two left. after the most recent wave of

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i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight? cheers and applause ] that is great news. that is great news. let's start with some political news. yesterday, hillary clinton dropped hints to voters in iowa that she's considering a presidential run. biggest hint -- she's talking to voters in iowa. [ laughter ] any of you consider doing that this weekend? see what i'm saying? this is amazing. the iphone 6 and iphone 6 plus received four million preorders in the first 24 hours. four million preorders in the first 24 hours. meanwhile, the new blackberry keeps driving by your house to see if you're home. [ laughter ] so sad. [ applause ] so sad. and the iphone can never drive by your house -- because of apple maps. [ laughter ] it would never have any idea -- where you live. it wouldn't know. i was surprised to hear this. on friday toronto mayor rob ford announced he's no longer -- he's no longer seeking re-election. [ audience aws ] he's still seeking some other things, though, if you've got any. if you've got any. and get this. rob f

these loyalty oaths was first introduced in the knesset by rabbi meyer kahane was banned from the knesset in 1988 for racist incitement who advocated the establishment of a theocratic fascist state of what he referred to as judaic and samaria of the west bank and the transfer of all palestinians and not who swear loyalty. savanna headline sitting, had one with ehud barak and the labor party support. >> i do some writing here and i talked to students and i have graduate students and people in the seminar who pass out things i'm working on. and we sit around the table here and discuss them and argue and debate why handwriting and what i'm writing a lithuanian diet and it's really, really fun and intellectually stimulating. i have written lots of things when i meet there asked a question or i think of a question and i don't know the answer to it. then i go research it. and then when i finish, i first draft -- i don't make outlines usually. some people do. but i have in my head where i think i'm going and i like to draft out the little thing and then go back and add it. the reason i do that i

. >> dress by oscar de la renta. ( cheers and applause ) body by oscar meyer. captioning sponsored by cbs this is the "cbs evening news" with scott pelley. >> pelley: good evening. this is our western edition. for more than 50 years, television made joan rivers one of the most familiar guests in america's living rooms. rivers died today in a new york hospital one week after she went into cardiac arrest at an outpatient clinic. the new york health department says that it is investigating the clinic in connection with her death. joan rivers was 81. her daughter melissa said: and in that spirit, we will look at how joan rivers made so many of us laugh a little bit later in the broadcast. but first, there is breaking news in a story that we have long been investigating. there has been an arrest in one of the biggest pharmaceutical disasters ever. at least 751 people came down with meningitis and other infections, and 64 died after getting tainted steroid injections. those injections were produced by a boston compounding pharmacy. that is a pharmacy that makes custo

from what was happening. >> reporter: meyers says nathaniel was still in a psychotic episode when he repeatedly cut lauren's neck and throat. >> again, describing not in control of what he was doing, but no emotional connection to what was happening. >> reporter: on march 5, 2013, closing arguments. >> there is no planning involved in this case. the bungee cord is a weapon of... of opportunity; it's just there in the garage. you saw the other bungee cords that were there. it was a brief onset of this psychotic episode. >> say what you will about fairy godmothers, there is no psychosis fairy who magically sprinkled a temporary dose of psychosis on this defendant. >> reporter: prosecutor lisa mcgovern zeroes in on nathaniel's calculated cover-up of lauren's murder. >> the evidence shows, yes, he took the car to the beach. he hid the keys in the drain. he changed out of his bloody shoes into another pair of sneakers. he drives lauren astley's body to the marsh. he carries it 36 feet into the water. he drives back home. he cleans up the garage.

from what was happening. >> reporter: meyers says nathaniel was still in a psychotic episode when he repeatedly cut lauren's neck and throat. >> again, describing not in control of what he was doing, but no emotional connection to what was happening. >> reporter: on march 5, 2013, closing arguments. >> there is no planning involved in this case. the bungee cord is a weapon of... of opportunity; it's just there in the garage. you saw the other bungee cords that were there. it was a brief onset of this psychotic episode. >> say what you will about fairy godmothers, there is no psychosis fairy who magically sprinkled a temporary dose of psychosis on this defendant. >> reporter: prosecutor lisa mcgovern zeroes in on nathaniel's calculated cover-up of lauren's murder. >> the evidence shows, yes, he took the car to the beach. he hid the keys in the drain. he changed out of his bloody shoes into another pair of sneakers. he drives lauren astley's body to the marsh. he carries it 36 feet into the water. he drives back home. he cleans up the garage.

. >> reporter: and the phillies player, brett meyers, arguing with his wife in june, 2006. witnesses called 911 saying that meyers struck his wife. hours later, his team supported him. meyers pitched less than 48 hours later. his wife did not testify and the charges were dropped. another mlb player and later manager showed up in court holding his wife's hand. he was inducted into the hall of fame. >> my husband just hit me in the face. >> reporter: another one, jason kidd publicly apologized for hitting his wife. kidd pled guilty to a misdemeanor, reportedly paid a $200 fine to the courts and went back to the basketball court. heavy is now a coach for the milwaukee bucks. former memphis player james johnson was arrested on a domestic violence charge, charges were dismissed and signed a new contract with the raptors. and matt barnes was also arrested for domestic abuse, his wife called it a misunderstanding. and then, arrested and charged for assaulting his girlfriend. he was on the ice the very next game. the prosecutor eventually dropped the charges saying he could not win

francis ryan, michelle meyers, husit damion, nara sue, >> my name is kirk scott and i will not repeat the arguments i am not a supporter of the dr but i think that the variance needs to be addressed and it particularly troubles me that the variance was not taken up at the beginning of this whole process. and the project sponsor, is argument was that the street angle allowed them to pursue this project without a variance, up until the var last minute, and after the dr had been filed. and when planning staff said that indeed, a variance would be required, and so, let's take a look at what they are asking for, the variance is extraordinary because they are taking what would be a 22 foot rear yard and subtracting out of that a whole number of items. and they have granted a four-foot easement to the neighborhood in back and so that will be to the neighbor directly behind the project. and he normally has a 15 foot yard with the four foot easement and he has a 19 foot yard and the neighbor, to the northwest, also has a 20 foot yard, and the neighbor to the north has a 20 foot rear yard and a

meyer has made a lot of acquisitions since she became ceo two years ago. jean munster of piper jaffray telling me he would like to see meyer make a play in content, maybe similar to what we just saw amazon do with twitch, although munster says it would be hard for my we are 1 to 2 billion to make an acquisition and have a big long-term impact. this alibaba ipo coming at a critical time for ya a who in which its core ad business remains chad legged. yahoo! will claim just 5% of the u.s. ad mark threat year, versus 10% for pace facebook and 30% for google according to e marketer. >> we do have a vote, we want people to participate in as alibaba looks to price today. >> the question everybody is asking all week. >> want to know about you buy alibaba plain and simple when it opens tomorrow? go right now to let us know at cnbc.com/vote. >> joining us right now with his thoughts on alibaba, chris from the street.com sitting, waiting patiently a long time to tell us about alibaba. what do you think? going to be the largest, here we go again. we have been through