going to keep coming to the lot. >> you're going to be that guy. >> i am going to be that guy. >> jon cryerrnia, for more than a decade. cryer is one-third of the original "two and a half men." >> i am the one constant. i'm always here. >> the show debuted in 2003 and has earned cryer two emmys. it's also turned low brow humor into one of the highest ratist sitcoms. >> check out my sweet onion. my bodacious bedale lay. >> how would you scribe it? >> it's a classy comedy, "two and a half men." if there was any warmth, any bit of warmth injected we interject wit a barf, joke, or boobss. >> he's getting married to ashton. two straight guys to up their odds of adopting a child. >> bottom line i just want you to be happy, baby. >> okay. what is the matter with you? why are you massaging me and calling me baby and dressed like guy cheetah. >> i love the cheetah. >> all right. when they said you guys are going to get married. what did you think? >> alan, he's fine. ashton, i'm not sure. >> he played the iconic role of request ducky in the hit film "pretty in pink." in the season 12 premiere he rev