both: action delivery force star hero rocket engage! ♪ >> stephen colbert presents "mr.olbert goes to washington, d.c. a later legislator: partisan is such sweet sorrow. " a colbert victory lap 2014. ♪ (cheers and applause) (audience chanting "stephen") >> stephen: thank you, ladies and gentlemen! welcome to "the report"! welcome to "the report"! thanks so much, everybody! (cheers and applause) welcome to "the report"! great to have me with you! (laughter) folks,. >> tonight's broadcast emanates from our nation's capital. there's electricity in the air. can you feel it? (cheers and applause) i think it's electricity. they just legalized pot here. (cheers and applause) last night, i got a contact high just walking down to street, and ended up in my hotel room binge-watching c-span. (laughter) well, i think it was c-span. it might have been my shower curtain. i don't know. (laughter) we're at beautiful george washington university. (cheers and applause) george washington university, of course, named for our first president, george university. (laughter) because this is the