still to come, music from incubus.g flowers and bracelets for valentine's day our next guest is busy waging war on a country for his special lady. he is the president on "scandal." you can watch it thursdays at 9:00 here on abc. please say hello to tony goldwyn! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you didn't bring me -- i thought you'd bring me a valentine. >> i was going to bring the roses but i thought that might be weird. >> jimmy: how very rude. no, not at all. >> next time i'll bring you flowers. >> jimmy: okay, that would be nice. what is your plan for valentine's day? >> it's an odd valentine's day. because my -- we were -- i'm sort of bicoastal at the moment. because we live on the east coast. and i'm here on the west coast almost all the time doing "scandal." so my wife is there because she's working and i'm here, so my wife's going to be with our one daughter who's in college in chicago, i'm going to be with my other daughter here. so i bought them all lots of nice things. >> jimmy: that's nice. that's all righ

cookie monster "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from incubus. with cleto and the cletones. and now, in person, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

keira knightley, anna faris, kelly osborn, jeff van gun gundy, music from sam smith, annie lennox, incubusn't morris day and the time and mashed them with a new band chaim, and it will be mars day and the chaim onstage here, they'll play together. last week, this monday, we had wiser and zz top, we made them wee-z top. we're taking our show on the road again to austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ] for south by southwest. oh, good. we have -- we had such a great time we thought we'd do it again. we'll be at the beautiful long center from march 16th to 20th. if you'd like to come see us, the tickets are available right now. we're putting them on sale free at kimbleinaustin.com. please go get your tickets online if you have the internet. our first guest ruled the nba when legends were born and shorts were actually short. he is a five-time nba champion, olympic gold medalist, owner of the long dodgers, spark, i think he even owns the airport l.a.x. too. please welcome earvin "magic" johnson! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. thank you. first i got a problem. >> jimmy: what's t

cookie monster "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from incubus.h cleto and the cletones. and now, in person, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

cookie monster "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from incubus.h cleto and the cletones. and now, in person, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

and thursday, oscar nominee kiera knightley, from "scandal" tony goldwyn, and music from incubus. look at this. [cheers and applause] there's the fish. what is your name? >> cedric. >> jimmy: cedric, nice to meet you. thank you for holding the fish. were you about to leave at the end of it? >> i had to throw stuff away, trash in my pocket. >> jimmy: very good. did you say you were a marine? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: oh, worked out beautifully. was that the strangest request you've ever received on a public street? >> uh, it's up there. >> jimmy: well, thank you, cedric. and thank you, cousin sal. you look great. i think you should wear that all the time. thank you very much, that's cedric, everybody. >> jimmy: you know our first guest from four scary movies, two "cloudy with a chance of meatballs" and one "lost in translation." her tv show is called "mom," watch it thursday nights on cbs, please welcome anna faris. >> jimmy: more with anna faris >>> how are you? great to see you. you look fantastic. i love the outfit, i have to say. >> well, it's a power suit, they say. >> jimmy: is

knightley will join us, from "scandal" the president himself will be here, and we'll have music from incubusn us then. our first guest tonight isn a emmy and golden globe nominated man given in to popular demand to revive one of the most beloved characters in all of moviedom, please welcome david spade! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hey! yeah! nice. >> jimmy: by the way, thank you for coming tonight. you came at the last minute. sam smith was supposed to be here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he was at the grammy awards. and apparently he went out to parties afterwards and lost his voice. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and now thank you for coming. >> yeah, i'm a good guy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you go to the grammy parties? >> no, i get them on my tv. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> one of those major cable things. i saw the guy kanye who's always yammering away. managed to say the wrong thing. he said it to beck which stings a little more because i look like beck. >> jimmy: there's a resemblance. >> i take that a little harder. i want to like kanye. it's virtually impossible. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're t

anna faris will be here, jeff van gundy, music from annie lennox, keira knightley from "scandal," incubusmy winner sam smith will be here. there's always something funky going on around here. [ cheers and applause ] got a lot of funk in the water. in addition to hosting the top-rated presently in all of cable news for 13 years straight, our first guest tonight is the very successful author whose series of best-selling books will keep going as long as keep people dying. his latest is called "killing patton." please welcome bill o'reilly! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. how are you? >> jimmy: good. did you go to my grammy parties? >> i just got in, new york is 14 below zero, i flew in last night, it's 80 in l.a. grammy people don't like me, you know that. i hang with kanye after the show. >> jimmy: i see, i gotcha. in the privacy of home. >> yeah, the private room. >> jimmy: by the way i was up late last night reading your book which i enjoyed. it occurred to me i didn't learn anything in school, after reading this book. >> they don't teach history in school anymore. it's a shame. tha