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it was like, bling, bong, ding, dong, bong, bong, shing, bong.ys at 9:00 p.m. on fox. kelly clarkson performs for us after the break. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ birds chirping ] [ inhales, exhales ] [ announcer ] cigarettes are not just dangerous when they're smoked. [ rat squeaking ] they're dangerous long after. cigarette butts are toxic. they release chemicals that poison our water... and harm wildlife. and millions... are polluting our environment. [ sniffing ] [ seagulls squawking ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're joined right now by a multiple grammy award winner and one of the best voices in pop music. here to perform her new single "heartbeat song" from her latest album "piece by piece," give it up for my duet partner, kelly clarkson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is my heartbeat song and i'm gonna play it been so long i forgot how to turn it up ♪ ♪ up up up all night long oh up up all night long ♪ ♪ you where the hell did you come from you're a different different kind of fun ♪ ♪ and i'm so used to feeling numb

it was like, bling, bong, ding, dong, bong, bong, shing, bong.ys at 9:00 p.m. on fox. kelly clarkson performs for us after the break. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ dave: the effect that standardized testing is having on our students is already coming through, it's already showing, and they haven't even taken the test yet. my first-grader came home the other day and cried, because he couldn't - he didn't feel like going to karate practice. after he was done with his work, he said, "mom, i'm just tired," and started to cry. in first grade. what are we doing? what are we doing to our kids? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're joined right now by a multiple grammy award winner and one of the best voices in pop music. here to perform her new single "heartbeat song" from her latest album "piece by piece," give it up for my duet partner, kelly clarkson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is my heartbeat song and i'm gonna play it been so long i forgot how to turn it up ♪ ♪ up up up all night long oh up up all night long ♪ ♪ you where the hell

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♪ [bong!] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody.. [ cheers and applause ] he stars in the new hit series, "the last man on earth," which airs sundays at 9:00 p.m on fox. we were just talking about -- you shaved your beard and you gave your mom the beard hair? >> mom requested the beard hair. mom, as i said, she does art projects based on all my things. and she said, "may i have your beard hair for a project i'm working on?" >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: every time you're on the show, we always ask you to perform a song. like, an original song. and i would love if you would like to do that tonight. is that cool? >> i would love to. i would love to. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you would? >> yeah, absolutely. >> jimmy: what is the subject of tonight's song? >> well, this song really is about the depression and sadness that i went through when i shaved my beard off. [ laughter ] and you know, it's a tough time in a man's life when they've got to shave their beard. also, there's a little portion in it where i'm kind of wonde

♪ [bong!] "a most violent year," and "inside llewyn davis." you can see him starring in the new movie "ex machina," which is in theaters april 10th. everyone please welcome oscar isaac! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oscar, always great to see you. thanks for coming on the show. >> thanks for having me on. >> jimmy: last time you were on we talked about how we ran into each other in london, we ended up hanging out all night. we met this crazy -- not crazy. a cool. crazy in a cool way. >> wild. >> jimmy: wild and crazy, yeah. poet. and he came and was doing all these poems for us. and we were the only people in the bar. >> that's right. >> jimmy: and he just kept performing and performing and performing. and we were like -- >> aggressively. >> jimmy: yeah. we've got to go home. and then i was bringing this up with oscar backstage, and you go, yeah, this time you're in london, you're shooting the new "star wars"? >> that's right. >> jimmy: i heard about that. [ cheers and applause ] we've go

i learned how to bong a beer. that was a real creative four years i spent. people walked away from their mortgages. people walk away from their credit card debts and are forgiven in bankruptcy. that is the way of the new world. >> in defense of the university of missouri journalistic school, you produced me for better or worse. >> not bad. i think i took out a $500 loan. >> a lot of these kids are saying we are really big bills here and we need help. >> think about where we are going with this. obama is taking it to a new level. not just people that borrowed recklessly that are victims, which he said a million times. it's now kids who borrow recklessly to go to college? >> they are taking their cues from everyone else. >>s so >> there is a book "victimization of a nation." >> and the courses they are taking. you know you are going to get the money back. it's a great investment. some of this stuff you want me to pay for it? some cab driver who didn't finish high school should take a piece of his check and spend for your masters? are you kidding me? >> it's ri

♪ [bong!] (music) mm hmm. music. oh sorry. no ride-up boxer briefs.e tested them so you know they work. jim: coach me up heroics fellows. how do you make up this much ground with this little time? bill: you go as hard and as quick as you can to the other end and try and create havoc. find somebody in the passing leanen -- lane and defensively just double up as quickly as you can. see if you can come up with a steal. maybe one pass in the passing lane. make duke, for example, make this team use some clock and not foul. there they go. jim: they let wright go in for the two. and a time-out called by coach krystkowiak. the margin five. to get to you... they'd have to get pusast . america's navy. jim: what does utah do now? grant: i think on the inbounds pass, try and get a steal. if you don't get the steal immediately you foul duke. bill: do you remember a game where you inbounded the pass to christian laettner? jim: sounds familiar. bill: there was nobody guarding you. maybe you try and get a five-second violation is a possibility too. but face guarding,

when we were there there are two girls passed out on the beach and guys were taking the beer bong tubelapping them with it. >> and they're passed out. >> they're passed out. and taking selfies with them for social media. >> we also have issues where other girls have had trouble -- >> other girls flashing. >> by the way, and that was like every -- almost -- every time you were filming you said and our producer said they wanted to flash. >> they did. and there's so much -- >> this is "hannity." this is not girls gone wild. this is another show. >> i want to be clear most of us went to spring break. most of the people watching send their kids to spring break or go on spring break we're not fud di duds, but when you have guns and deaths and hunters preying on our kids and super clubs and drugs and sexual assault, it's a recipe for disaster. >> i don't fault the law enforcement. i want to be very clear. i talked to the sheriff -- >> they've been wonderful to us. >> they're doing everything they can with the manpower that they have. >> you're right. >> that's a big issue. don, you were one o

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[sfx: bong} >> my guest tonight, legendary comedy writer and performer called the jack and triumph showtive producer of night with too many stars. [laughter] >> you chew it. so you feel it's fully masticated and then you drop it vie va your mouth into paul rud's mouth. i'm going to need you in a kneeling position. [laughter] >> jon: please welcome robert smigel. [crowd cheering] >> jon: welcome young man. >> thank you very much. >> jon: have you recovered from the live portion, the beacon theatre portion. >> yeah. >> jon: of night of too many stars. >> it's a hard gig. i have not recovered and it's not over. it's not over, we're doing a live full bank on sunday night. that's when the show airs. >> i've got to tell you, doing this a while, saturday night i'm telling you, i saw it more insane things happen that saturday night than in any show that we've done so far. >> yeah. well you know, i, i kind of when my son was diagnosed with autism a long time ago. i always -- >> jon: how old is daniel now. >> he's 17 years old. and i always thought early on i kind of didn't want to talk about it,

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when they were there there were two girls passed out and guys were taking the beer bong tube and slappingwith it. >> and they are passed out. >> and they are taking pictures with them for social media. >> we have seen issues where other girls. >> other girls flashing. >> every time you were filming you said and our producer said they wanted to flash. >> they did. and there's so much you can't -- this is "hannity." not girls gone wild. this is another show. >> most of the people watching that send their kids to spring break, we're not fud di duds. when you have super clubs and social media and drugs and sexual assault it is a recipe for disaer. >> i don't fault law enforcement. i want to be clear. i talked to the sheriff. >> they have been wonderful to us the sheriffs department. >> they are doing everything they can with the manpower they have and that's a big issue. you were one of ainsley's bodyguards. >> that's right. >> the question is how many marriage proposals did ainsley get? i saw the guy -- he made a good strong pitch. >> being her bodyguard, that was a tough job trying to keep

[sfx: bong} . >> jon: welcome back.we all want our children to be safe from any infringement on their second amendment rights. luckily lawmakers in one state share that concern as jordan klepper reports. >> doctors, all day long with the doctor talk. what are you eating? >> are you exercising? iadaiad yadda yadda yadda. finally florida is getting them to shut the [bleep] up about one so-called health hazard. >> governor rick scott signed legislation that prohibits doctors from asking their patients if they own guns. >> second amendment attorney and gun afficionado noel plasterstein explains why it is important to keep doctors in check. >> i don't need a doctor asking me about whether i own firearms or not. they get misinformation they say children are harmed, guns are dangerous. you can only come to one conclusion they're looking out for the health and safety of a child. >> no. they're against our second amendment. right. >> so this law was enacted to stop physicians from harassing patients and discouraging gun ownershi

[sfx: bong} the real question that needs to be asked is "what is it that we can do that is impactful?s is computing to empower cancer researchers. it used to take two weeks to sequence and analyze a genome; with the microsoft cloud we can analyze 100 per day. whatever i can do to help compute a cure for cancer, that's what i'd like to do. >> my guest tonight, legendary comedy writer and performer called the jack and triumph show. creator and executive producer of night with too many stars. [laughter] >> you chew it. so you feel it's fully masticated and then you drop it vie va your mouth into paul rud's mouth. i'm going to need you in a kneeling position. [laughter] >> jon: please welcome robert smigel. [crowd cheering] >> jon: welcome young man. >> thank you very much. >> jon: have you recovered from the live portion, the beacon theatre portion. >> yeah. >> jon: of night of too many stars. >> it's a hard gig. i have not recovered and it's not over. it's not over, we're doing a live full bank on sunday night. that's when the show airs. >> i've got to tell you, doing this a while, satu

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