jimmy. cheers and applause ] thank you, jimmy. it's nice to be here. i'm a big fan. >> jimmy: now football, let me first ask, how does it feel to be at the center of this whole deflategate scandal? >> i'm not gonna lie, jimmy, it's a little humiliating. [ laughter ] i mean look, i love being passed, kicked, handed off and spiked, just like how a ladder loves to be climbed, ya know? >> jimmy: yeah. sure. let me ask you this, can you confirm whether or not tom brady knew that you were being tampered with? >> unfortunately, i can't, because i don't have eyes. [ laughter ] the closest thing i have is my little air nub. you know what i'm talking about? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] i mean, i do -- [ laughter ] >> steve: air nub. >> jimmy: all too well, yeah. no, you're talking about the little black nub. yeah. >> yeah, my nub. my air nipple. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know what it is, you don't have to call it an air nipple. but yeah. >> well, that's what it is. i gotta call it what it is. it'

>> jimmy: stop calling me rach. i'm jimmy. >> just say it. >> jimmy: okay, fine, i love you!ter ] >> chandler, joey, pheebs, rach, did you hear that? i just tricked jimmy fallon into saying he loves me! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, come on! wait, rach is there? >> haha, gotcha! okay, i'm sleepy. i'm gonna hit the sack after i turn off the light. [ clapping ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he has the clapper and he just -- david? >> steve: he's still -- >> yeah, what's up? what's up? >> jimmy: are you, are you still awake? >> just my eyes, jimmy. >> jimmy: so, you're asleep, but your eyes are awake? >> yeah, technically i'm sleeping right now. >> jimmy: okay, very good. hey david, can you do me one more favor? >> yeah, anything. what? >> jimmy: can you just say hi? >> hi. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you very much. david, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we got him. he's in los angeles. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's sleeping, but his eyes are open. >> steve: three hour -- >> jimmy: it's a three hour difference. >> steve: yeah, three hour difference from l.a. >> jimmy: it's very ea

>> jimmy: no. >> tell me. >> jimmy: don't, try not bouncing it.> jimmy: no, no. that's two bounces. you are adding more bounces. [ laughter ] helen, just try throwing it right in. you can make it. it's a ping-pong ball. it's not a bowling ball. >> something terrible is happening. >> jimmy: you can make it. >> i can't do it. >> jimmy: just -- yeah you can. [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right, all right, all right. all right, all right, all right. all right, it's a close game so far, everybody. [ laughter ] you are the best person to play beer pong against, it's fantastic. >> no. >> jimmy: i'm not that great. i swear. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you earned it. you earned it. you earned it. come on, please. i will do -- i will do a shot with you. >> this was a terrible idea. >> jimmy: no, it's a great idea. this is some good tequila. here we go. ♪ thank you, very, very much. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so happy to have you here. you're awesome. thank you, helen hunt. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ helen hunt is here. you're my best friend. my best friend, he

jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, please.heard you tried vegemite earlier in the week. >> jimmy: i did try vegemite. >> so, i actually bought you another australian delicacy. >> jimmy: you did? >> koala poop. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my gosh, thank you so much. i got to eat it after the show because i have to -- >> you don't want to like try a a little bit now? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, is it pronounced -- >> yeah, it's koala poop or poope if you want to be fancy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is koala poope, koala poop. >> yeah, it's kind of fresh. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. it's still warm. [ laughter ] did you bring a koala with you to the show? >> yeah, i keep a couple in my backpack. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they would grab you like an actual animal backpack. >> yeah, you know, you're still delaying eating it. >> jimmy: that is true. [ light laughter ] i did try the vegemite. it wasn't for me. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it feels like it's missing like two ingredients. >> yeah, like food. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah.

>> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> look at me, i'm jimmy. >> jimmy: hey, look at me, i'm jimmy.ah, yeah, yeah. that's why he's a good actor right there. can we talk about "the d train," this film is out in select theaters this weekend. it's you, jack black. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's a comedy. but i would say it's a very dark comedy. >> yeah, it is. >> jimmy: at one point it just screeches to a halt and something crazy happens. i don't want to even talk about it. >> it's like a john hughes movie gone really, really dark. >> jimmy: yeah. well, jack is the guy who runs alumni at your high school and he's trying to get everyone back to the 20-year reunion. and you play the cool kid who went to the high school and you're a big star now in his eyes because you're in a banana boat commercial. >> right, right. so he thinks if gets me, the coolest guy in high school to come back for the reunion, everyone will show up. but he thinks i've made it in hollywood because i'm in this like lame commercial. i've been there for 20 years. he does figure out a way to get me to come back. it's so inter

the flag, the flag. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy fallon! jimmy fallon! jimmy fallon!immy: i can't stop turning. i can't stop turning in circles. okay, i need help. i can't stop turning in circles. i need some -- >> i got it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to throw up. [ talking over each other ] >> all right, great. >> jimmy: thank you for bringing that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's an entrance, right there. >> i got you one of those. >> jimmy: jamie foxx, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ funky duck. >> jimmy: that's the way to make an entrance. thank you for coming back to see us. >> how great is this, man? good to see you. >> jimmy: look at that. isn't that cool? [ cheers and applause ] doesn't that look great? >> it looks absolutely amaze. >> jimmy: we have a lot to get to. i've a lot to ask you about and talk to you about. quickly, you just saw meredith vieira. >> i did. you know what, and i don't know if you guys know this, but this is all dyed. this is -- it was -- you know, i threw a little dye in this. and i just saw meredith. and i just got the

jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, n we're good we're good. we're good. okay. so, now -- so, now you can take the funnel out. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i'm gonna put my helmet back on 'cause i don't want my face to freeze off. >> jimmy: yeah. >> okay. so, now -- >> jimmy: there you go. so, you have that. that's now in the thing. >> now you can go -- just stand behind the counter there. >> jimmy: okay. [ ligh >> because i'm gonna -- i'm and so, we're gonna contain this pressure. we're gonna contain a vapor. it's gonna continue to expand, it's gonna pus walls and we're gonna cap it and then we're gonna put in that t ping balls -- ping-po on top of it. okay? so, here we go. >> jimmy: all right, wait. so, you're gonna put >> cover your ears! [ laughter ] everyone cover your ears. >> jimmy: all right, so w so this is in there now. it's just liquid nitrogen in a a bottle of soda >> yeah. >> jimmy: but it's an empty bottle. >> well, we put cap on -- >> jimmy: contained -- >> so, in just a couple of seconds -- >> jimmy: y [ explosion ] [ screams and appl

>> jimmy: yeah.ou guys see this? rand paul stopped by the "today" show yesterday morning to promote his new campaign. did you see this? it was one of his first interviews as an official candidate. and, well, let's see how he's doing so far. >> you once offered to drastically cut -- >> before we go -- before we go -- >> once drastically and wanted cut defense spending and now you want to increase it. >> why don't you ask me a a question, have i changed my opinion that -- >> have you changed your opinion -- >> that would be sort of a a better way to approach an interview. >> okay. thank you for your time this morning. appreciate it. [ audience ohs ] [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: al roker was like, "well, that was awkward. and i've pooped my pants in the white house. [ laughter ] and told people. and told everybody." [ laughter ] that was awkward. some celebrity news this week. taylor swift and lorde squashed rumors that they're fighting with each other. yeah. while they may not be in a a fight, t

now on "jimmy kimmel live", julie >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- julie bowen. from "pitch perfect 2", adam devine. and music from imagine dragons. with cleto and the cletones. and now, like jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: cinco de [ speaking in spanish ] >> jimmy: it's so freeing to be able to speak in my native tongue at long last. [ cheers and applause ] english only, i'd like to wish you a happy cinco de an entirely different thing. mexican independence day is the one on september 16th. this is the one celebrated by drunk white people here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got a whole audience full of drunk white people. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, correct me if i'm wrong, it actually commemorates the mexican army's victory over the french on may 5th, 1862. i was thinking about it today. hard to envision the french and mexican people fighting each other now, isn't it? i don't see that ever happening again. have you been celebrating? >> of course, jimmy, yeah. >> jimmy: i ask because you're standing upright. usual

>> jimmy: yeah. was it good? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: come on.ichelle. i'm here. [ laughter ] >> it's close. >> jimmy: close. so "let's move" now. five years later. and the numbers speak for themselves. childhood obesity, numbers are down. >> well, we're starting to see they're not increasing. and the rates among our youngest are starting to decline. so, we've started to shift the culture. i mean, you guys see it around. fast food chains, they're replacing french fries and sodas. >> jimmy: with apples and stuff like that. >> apple slices. it's just giving families more choices. the school lunches have improved for the first time in 30 years. >> jimmy: yeah. >> kids are -- [ applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: i remember that growing up. i'm so happy that's changing. for my daughters. >> so it's really just -- i'm just proud of the fact that people are sort of catching on to the cultural shift. and the market will follow. because if we demand healthier products for our families, the companies will provide it. so we're making this a movement and the "gimme

it's amazing, jimmy. years, they had me working the stockroom, said i wasn't front of store material. but now, look at me. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's great. and your bosses are cool with this? >> oh, totally. when my manager ashley heard i was being promoted, she just kind of stood there with her mouth hanging open. muttering, "i can't believe this is happening." i was like, i can't believe it either! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you must be pretty comfortable with your body to be one of those shirtless guys in front of the store. >> oh, i actually am supposed to have a shirt on, but i spilled some mustard on it earlier. [ laughter ] i do that a lot. >> jimmy: why don't you just buy a shirt from the store? >> oh, i can't afford the clothes here. no one can. >> jimmy: that's a good point. chad sheffield, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] chad sheffield. guys, this was not good here. i saw that blackberry is being criticized after it misspelled the word won in an ad celebrating a design award. instead of

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy! >> jimmy: what? on the fresh, shiny new "tonight show." >> i'm so, so happy so proud of you so excited. i couldn't be happier. >> jimmy: i love you so much. you look gorgeous. thank you for coming on the show. i appreciate it pal. >> thank you. >> jimmy: let's get into it. i want to know things about you here. you started your musical career vert young. >> yeah, i was like 17 when my first single came out. >> jimmy: who was your influence? who were you into? who was your one direction? >> oh. [ laughter ] my one direction when i was younger had to be prince. >> jimmy: oh. >> prince was my one direction. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did you have posters and everything in your bedroom? >> no, that was the first album i bought was "purple rain" it came with a poster. >> jimmy: oh yeah. that's right. >> it came with a poster! >> jimmy: isn't that the coolest thing, yeah. >> yeah, you open it up and get the poster and i put the poster on the wall and it was like -- you know sometimes i would kind of

say, go, jimmy. >> go jimmy. >> jimmy: i like go jimmy.ou come on next time. let's talk about "aquarius." >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is a new thing for our network. >> yeah. >> jimmy: or a new thing for any network. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and no one's really done this yet. >> no. >> jimmy: they're kind of taking a little idea from netflix and doing that here. >> you can binge watch it on -- >> jimmy: which is what people do. >> yeah, on nbc.com or hulu. i don't even know. >> jimmy: i, i -- >> i collect cds so i don't know the hell is going on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i got the list here, it's on nbc.com, the nbc app, hulu and just video on demand. >> right. >> jimmy: so there's no way you can miss it if you want to binge watch. but they are going to premier it on our network. >> may 28th. >> jimmy: may 28th at 9:00 p.m. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then once that's done premiered, the next day, 13 episodes, bang. >> just take them all. take them all. take them all there. >> jimmy: but it's good. [ cheers and applause ] feel a good buzz here. i mean i wo

>> guillermo: yeah, smart. >> jimmy: that's not what i meant. >> jimmy: okay. >> that's 35. >> jimmy:t a "z." perfect. >> you have 18 and noah and zach have 35. >> jimmy: we have 18 and noah and zach have 35. so we're in the lead? >> you are going to do great. >> jimmy: dropped the tiles. we got them? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: all right. put them up there. all right. let's see. all right. >> guillermo: what's going on? >> jimmy: don't talk to them, guillermo. they are our opponents. >> guillermo: all right. >> jimmy: all right. i will take this over here if you don't mind. all right. good job. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> guillermo: just like kids. >> jimmy: they are kids, guillermo. >> guillermo: i was talking about me. >> jimmy: you were talking about you. okay. well, we have an interesting situation here, guillermo. [ yawning ] >> jimmy: these little punks. i'll have you know i haven't wet my bed in years. actually, not true. do you have just the one eye or do you have both? >> jimmy: okay. i'm going to try -- um -- >> guillermo: i think i bring you bad luck, jimmy.

>> jimmy: yeah.ly, as we said earlier, yesterday was cinco de mayo, and people were out celebrating on the streets of new york city. we wanted to have a little fun with them, so we sent our writer arthur out there to ask people one question about the history of cinco de mayo. [ laughter ] what they didn't know is that he never actually gets to the question. i'll show you what i mean in a a segment we call, "the big question." take a look at this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ what's the big question ♪ >> so as we all know, cinco de mayo, which, of course is spanish for fifth of may, is a a mexican national holiday in honor of the military victory in the battle of puebla in 1862 over the french forces of napoleon. but the battle actually started a year earlier when mexico declared a temporary moratorium on the repayment of foreign debts and was then invaded by english, spanish, and french troops. and then, after the english and spanish troops left, the french stayed behind and attempted to establish a mon

six, six. >> jimmy: 73. >> steve: 73. >> jimmy: that's it. ♪ empire >> jimmy: simple as that. [ lightle as that. just call 1-844-446-66 -- 67. >> steve: 67-3. >> jimmy: three, yeah. >> steve: or 84 -- >> jimmy: the phone lines are open right now. >> steve: or -- >> jimmy: well, i think they're -- no, they are definitely open right now. this really is for a good cause. [ laughter ] but, that is the number. that's not a joke. if you call that, someone will answer. >> steve: the number that's written on the screen. >> jimmy: yeah. there is another way to do it. >> steve: 1-844-446-6673. >> jimmy: can you sing a song? ♪ 1-844-446-6673 [ applause ] >> jimmy: simple as that. it's sticks in your ear. >> steve: it's an ear wig. >> jimmy: it's an ear worm. >> steve: ear worm? i said ear wig. that's a different thing. >> jimmy: you wrote another one man. you wrote another one dude, another classic ear worm for us. >> steve: exactly. >> jimmy: you know what? i'll tell you what you do, go to rednoseday.org. >> steve: there you go. >> jimmy: there you go. it's very easy to do. >> steve: donate. >>

blow on that. >> jimmy: blow on what. >> jimmy: >> the balloon. >> jimmy: wow, that is weird. wow, that's pretty good. so, we can take this to another level. this bowl should hold three or four balloons and we will take those out. >> jimmy: count the balloons, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. >> that's a balloon animal. i made that. >> jimmy: i think peta will be all over you. this is 11. look at that it is a balloon animal. it is a poodle. 12, 13, 14 -- this is a great way to store balloons. >> really is. >> jimmy: 18 balloons in this thing. wow! [ applause ] >> all right. now we can make it cooler. >> jimmy: okay. >> cooler. that's funny. so we have balloons in here as well. these do not compress as much because we put hydrogen in these. hydrogen, normally is very light and will rise up, like a helium balloon would. when you pull it off, it compresses. i will reach down and get one of the cooler ones. >> jimmy: cracks the kids up. >> always room for failure in science. there it goes. >> jimmy: wow, it is a balloon rising. >> it is a hydrogen balloon risi

>> guillermo: great, jimmy. >> jimmy: what did you do?lermo: couple of drinks, dinner and that's it. >> jimmy: where did you go to dinner? >> jimmy: m >> guillermo: mexican restaurant. >> jimmy: how unusual for you. is it the same one you go to all the time, casa valley. >> guillermo: you can mention it i can't. >> jimmy: well you didn't. >> guillermo: yeah, casa vega. >> jimmy: because people look at you and touch you and pinch you on the cheeks. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: do you go home drunk? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: at least that's what you told your wife, right? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: happy holidays again. it is a holy season right now. really is. >>> our next guest is a three-time grammy winner and one time sexiest man alive. you know from his spin move on "the voice" and he has a new album with his band maroon 5 called "five." please say hello to adam levine. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you know, it's interesting, the magazines i look at you up close and you are really one of the sexiest men alive. >> stop. >>

and now, for the most part, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very nice.hank you for watching at home. thank you for braving the elements. oh, my gosh, what a day. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know, did you notice, what do you call that a wet stuff? rain, yeah, we had rain rainfall. today. that doesn't happen much in l.a. we had rain this morning and thunderstorms last night. it was actually scary. did you hear the one, around 8:00? there was a thunder boom that was so startling -- first of all, my friend chris was at my house and he shrieked like a little girl. which made me laugh for about 90 seconds nonstop. somebody was here in hollywood and say you could hear people screaming. we are so scared of rain here in los angeles. you would think it had gluten in it. it is terrifying. it confuses us and makes our yoga pants see through. funny thing is, once it rains a lot of people think that is it for the drought. the drought is over. it's not. the rain was so strong last night, it washed the water we already had away. for those who don't live here in sout

] >> jimmy: yeah.to your face. and then here in your teenage years. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: green hair. [ laughter ] and what were you doing here? >> just chill, man. just chilling, summer. you know why my hair is green because i -- we did these summer musical theaters and as a small town original theater, you know, you mix it up and we did "oliver twist" set in london '80s punk. [ laughter ] so i was the artful dodger with green spiky hair and a leather jacket. >> jimmy: you are cool, that's what i'm saying, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> consider yourself -- >> jimmy: thank you for bringing those photos. >> no problem. >> jimmy: "silicon valley," this is the second season. >> it's true. >> jimmy: congrats on that. gosh it makes me laugh. it's very funny if you haven't seen it you guys. it's on sundays at 10:00, it's on hbo. for anyone hasn't seen the show, can you set it up at all? >> okay. it's about sort of five party boys who cruise around vegas partying it up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not

"jimmy kimmel live," tim mcgraw >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- tim mcgraw and from "the middle", patricia heaton with cleto and the cletones and now, by the way, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i am very grateful. we have so more important things to get to tonight. first, i want to talk about something that might be the most important movement we will ever be a part of. this is something we launched last night. it's big. i call it the finger of shame. i had a high school teacher -- who is the high school teacher that did that to us? you remember? used to point at us when we would misbehave. he would point a finger that he called the finger of shame. we would stop. now that i'm an adult, kind of, i'm ready to start fingering people myself. i would like you to join me. there's so much rude behavior so much inconsiderate behavior that goes on everywhere. all day we see it. i thought it might help people if we became more aware of this. last night, i

>> jimmy: you really are. i'm not flirting. [ laughter ] i'm just saying, when we walked out and i was like. i'm -- yeah. >> i am a terrible dancer. sometimes when i dance, my boyfriend goes "how does she do it?" man it's not a good thing. >> jimmy: that's not true. come on. please. we just read kid letters just now, and your kid is backstage. >> we're having a good -- yeah. >> jimmy: how old is here? >> he's -- he turned three in january. >> jimmy: man, he's a cute baby walking around our hallways. >> he is. >> jimmy: they're just saying he's really cute. >> he's the cutest kid in the whole wide world. >> jimmy: he really is, yeah. i didn't want to get into it, because last time we were here, we talked about him, he was really into his "frozen" dolls. >> yes. [ whisper ] >> jimmy: no. >> "frozen." boy oh, boy. >> jimmy: princess dolls, right? >> he calls them his girls. [ laughter ] he goes, mom, where is my -- where are my girls? today -- today was like packing, and i heard him. you know when they start role

and now, all of a sudden, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.y nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for tuning in. i'm delighted to share the evening with you. we have a good show. ryan seacrest with us tonight. "pitch perfect 2" brittany snow is with us tonight. the triumphant return of mash up monday. we combine two bands to form one band. it is the equivalent of chocolate and peanut butter. this is the fifth time we have done this. previously we merged weezer and zz top, we had morris day and kenny and warren g and tonight, imagine dragons joins hands with reo speed wagon to perform imagine reo speedragons. we heard them rehearsing today. they sounded great. we are creating matchups that will last a lifetime. i had an interesting weekend. i was in las vegas for the fight of the century, floyd mayweather versus manny pacquiao. manny was on the show a couple of weeks ago and i asked if i could be his justin bieber. justin bieber, if you don't know, walks in the ring with floyd mayweather when he fights lo

>> jimmy: tom?he'd wheeze right after the break. >> jimmy: why not just get a a voice over guy? he's like, "every kid should have fudgie the whale for their birthday." [ laughter ] it's like the worst voice. but i love those commercials so much, and every birthday i got an ice cream cake from carvel. >> when we worked at carvel -- it's soft ice cream and you take it out of a machine and you put it in a cone. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and you got to build the cone like this. but if there was a wise guy, somebody you didn't like, we built the cone straight up, okay? so no base. so when the sun hit it, wham! right in the face. and it was like okay, let's see how long this takes. all right? great job. >> jimmy: that's good. very smart and very clever of you. i want to ask you some questions here, because the media is all talking about this tom brady suspension thing. i just want to hear what is your take on it. inflategate, deflategate -- >> yeah, yeah, yeah. when you are a quarterback and you play in cold wea

jimmy!your name on it. the fates have it written. [ laughter ] good luck. >> jimmy: oh no! >> steve: find your fortuna! >> jimmy: i don't feel good about this. oh! "pitch perfect," "pitch perfect," "pitch perfect," "pitch perfect," "pitch perfect 2." >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> you look so pretty. you look so pretty. >> steve: the yolk's on you. [ laughter ] choose wisely. >> jimmy: you can't hear it. [ laughter ] there's not a prize inside. or maybe there is. maybe you can hear it. >> you look great. >> jimmy: good luck. [ laughter ] i hope you look great at your premier tonight. you look so good. thank you so much. >> i'm such a big fan of the show. >> jimmy: oh, good. thank you. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> steve: i have something in my throat. >> jimmy: i think this is an egg-celent choice. whoa! [ applause ] it's getting sticky. it's getting sticky. >> steve: the odds are now 50/50. three cooked. three raw. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! >> i really don't feel good a

give me a hug, jimmy.ile of leaves. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: it's like the gift of the magi. >> jimmy: we wore a lot of autumnal colors in our house. >> steve: yeah, so you didn't know if it was you, because it was camouflage. >> jimmy: i didn't know if it was me, my dad, or a pile of leaves. [ light laughter ] rust colors, stuff like that. oranges. check this out, you guys. south dakota -- i love south dakota. they have a new tourism campaign. this is real, by the way. we didn't doctor this up. they are trying to convince people to come to their state. and they're really playing to their strengths here. this is a real commercial. take a look at this. >> south dakota. progressive. productive. and abundant in oxygen. why die on mars when you can live in south dakota? south dakota, you can live here. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: what? you know you're struggling when the best slogan is, "south dakota, slightly better than dead." [ laughter and applause ] can you breathe here? why

>> jimmy: yeah.eo is blowing up online. and actually it's inspired republicans to come up with their own video in an effort to reach out to younger voters. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: i don't know if it worked. take a look. ♪ 'cause baby now we've got bad blood you know it used to be mad love ♪ ♪ but take a look at what you've done 'cause baby now we got bad blood ♪ >> jimmy: yeah. goldilocks. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know. it's a good song either way. i saw that this weekend, many potential candidates for the gop presidential nomination attended a fundraising dinner in iowa. and you can tell the republican field is getting a little too big because half of them had to sit in illinois. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. that's right, republican presidential candidates attended a dinner in iowa with 1,400 guests. i don't want to say republican voters are getting old, but half of those guests were baseball players who walked out of a nearby cornfield. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] if you caucu

♪ >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"!onight, john stamos -- from "fantastic four", michael b. jordan -- and music from matt and kim with cleto and the cletones -- and now, may i add, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i want to wish -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'd like to wish those who celebrated a happy 4/20 today on april 20th, which is today, marijuana smokers around the world smoke even more marijuana than they usually do for reasons that are not entirely known. the legend is a small group of stoners in northern california came up with this in 1990. they gathered to smoke at 4:20 p.m. on 4/20. supposedly they picked the number because it was the local police code for marijuana smoking in progress but it wasn't the local police code for marijuana smoking or for anything for that matter. but if you think about it is perfect. no one can remember what started the holiday of smoking pot but it is a festive occasion. gets more popular ever year. last night, revelers gathered in t

and now, no need to worry, here's jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi.ow are you? hi, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. glad you are here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: before we -- before we go forward, i want to -- i had dinner with a group of guys last night. i heard an interesting story i want to share from my friend dan, who lives in new jersey. he flew in to l.a. on an american airlines flight from jfk. he sat next to a guy who he described as a slightly thinner version of michael moore. so they sit through the whole flight. in the end when they got up, the guy says, buddy, i have to tell you something, you really need to do something about your feet, very strong odor. dan is like i do, really? and he guy is like, yeah, you do. first thing dan wanted to do is smell his own feet. he says he's the type of person -- and i'm like this, too. takes pride in the fact he never has any body odor, clothing. that's why i don't exercise. if you were to put a blindfold on and smell me you w

>> jimmy: that is right! >> good job. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> tarzana. >> jimmy: that's not another country at all. do you know what it is named after? >> tarzan. >> jimmy: that's right. the guy who wrote it owned the whole town and named it tarzana. not a joke. just a little fact. >> he was really into his trade. >> jimmy: i guess so. what are you doing? just wandering around today? >> shopping. >> jimmy: all right. well, if you're in the market for a pie, we have one for you. cousin sal, give this woman an apple pie. yeah, there we go. [ applause ] you keep grabbing people and we'll check back in. earlier tonight on abc, i like walking at the camera. it's like i'm a local news reporter. earlier tonight on abc -- this is how they do it. earlier tonight on abc -- very special, special. something that touched me emotionally. the 10th anniversary celebration of "dancing with the stars." ten years of "dancing with the stars." [ applause ] did the applause light go on? [ laughter ] it was a big show tonight. they brought almost everyone back. the

>> jimmy: who believes that? >> no one, jimmy!ghter ] >> jimmy: nigel, what else do you have for us? >> mmm-hmm, yes, everyone is speculating over what the baby's first words will be. some believe it will be "mama," while others believe it will be "choco-taco." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the second royal baby's first words will not be "choco-taco." >> they will if she is fed only choco-tacos! >> jimmy: all right, whatever. now, she's fourth in line to the british throne, is that right? >> mm-hmm, yes, that's correct, jimmy! in fact, here is an artist's rendering of what she might look like if she becomes queen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you make that, nigel? >> yes i did, jimmy. [ laughter ] mm-hmm, yes, there we go. mm-hmm, jolly good, there we are, mm-hmm. yes, atta boy, mmm-hmm, yes. okay. [ laughter ] mm-hmm, yes. >> jimmy: are you still there, nigel? >> mm-hmm, yes, very good, yes, there we go, there we go, mm-hmm, yes. [ laughter ] yes, there we are, atta boy, mm-hmm, atta boy, mm-hmm, very good. >> jimmy: why do you keep sayin