this is a problem. >> oh, oh, oh, oh. a parking lot right there. >> there is a parking lot.they trip over -- there you see they're in trouble but it stops and of course straight up in the air, except it's windy, and they're not. >> watch out for that house. >> aye-yi-yi! >> and they went in the front door y'all. >> and somebody opened the door just in time. >> listen to the screams of the lady onboard. [ screaming ] >> clearly terrified as the balloon continues to rise a little bit. you're not quite sure what's going to happen. here it sort of catches on the top. starts to deflate and now they're kind of stuck about ten feet up in the air. >> so glad nobody seems to be on fire because that thing has a pretty big flame to get it in the air. >> totally right. everyone is lucky in this regard. here, as it starts to deflate, what actually happened it's caught, starts to slip down. >> oh. >> there we go. you see just -- camera shot now, when you see the camera tilts down left just a couple of feet above the ground. a bit of a scare for everyone onboard by the looks of it many man

oh, no. no. oh, you're heavy! no! ohh! (groaning) uh-oh. (panting) lock the door.grunts) okay, let's do this. no matter what we find in here i will always love my mother. even if it's a head? (opens latches) it's not a head. oh, my god! it's a head! ah! finally! (clacking) mitchell! i was just in the car, and i found my fat pants in there. do you know anything about that? what? no! no. did you forget to put 'em out? no. remember? i posed, people clapped. i had my moment. oh, that was a great moment. i am so proud of you. what's going on? you're being weird. first, i'm a pants thief and--and now i can't pay you a compliment? you know who's being weird? you. here comes claire! hey, girl! i don't know what that was. okay, i just saw alex and michael sittin' in a tree. well, what can you do? i can't do anything, but you two could talk to her. and tell her what? michael's playing for the pink team. okay, we get to say that. you don't really. i know, because you have credibility, and i have the opposite of credibility. i have... (sighs) i am a mother. okay, we're not doi

oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ oh oh oh ohh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ♪ when can we talk with the face insteadtence it's a trial run let me show you how ♪ ♪ figure i can give you true affection ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: father john misty! "i love you honeybear" is available now. and head over to latenightseth.com for a bonus performance for the song "nothing good ever happens at the thirsty crow." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to mariska hargitay, chelsea peretti, father john misty, everybody! and of course the 8g band. stay tuned for "carson daly," we'll see you tomorrow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> carson: what's up, everybody? welcome to " c

♪ ♪ everybody ♪ move your feet and feel united ♪ ♪ oh oh oh ♪ everybody ♪ move your feet and feel unitedand romantic." this guy knows how to perform, man. performing "nothing without love" with a a little help from the roots, please welcome, nate ruess. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i am nothing without love i'm but a ship stuck in the sand some would say that ♪ ♪ i'm all alone but i am i'm nothing without love i wanna hold her ♪ ♪ in my arms she feelin' lost she feelin' sad i would take credit ♪ ♪ for what's wrong but i am i'm nothing without love ♪ ♪ ♪ three years at sea after the storm and this sinking ship of love you put me on ♪ ♪ god i wish a gust of wind would come and carry me home ♪ ♪ but i i got nowhere to go ♪ ♪ now here you show up with the force of a wave and so i'm settin' my sail i'm headed for ♪ ♪ the empire state hey hey i don't wanna lose this one she made me feel hope ♪ ♪ you know i am i'm nothing without love ♪ ♪ ♪ oh baby show me a sign send up a signal that everything's fine ♪ ♪ come on slide up right here by my side ♪ ♪ you know that i i wanna rest in your light na na

oh, my gosh.o proud. >> in order to see the size right, you have to see a normal-sized tongue in comparison. going to embarrass my wife here. >> jimmy: let's see your tiny little normal tongue. [ laughter ] wow. how long does it take you guys to eat an ice cream cone? >> about six seconds. >> jimmy: can you taste when a storm is coming with a tongue like that? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's pretty great. i don't know that we're going to be able to top that. thanks to the whole family. i'd love -- if you guys could help me around christmastime, i have a lot of stamps that need to be licked. >> we could use the extra money. >> jimmy: thank you, guys. let's go right -- let's see hedron in that outfit. >> i can only get -- >> jimmy: you can only get it over your head? >> yeah. >> jimmy: if only there was someone with a giant tongue to lube you up. oh, that's you as a kid. >> that's my sister and i. she had the same shirt, too. >> jimmy: wow, your parents are sure weird. >> they are. >> jimmy: thanks to eve

listen to this. ♪ i just wanna have fun tonight ♪ ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy ever -- it's just so awesome. oh, my gosh. i'm just so happy she's here. we're going to talk about the thing, she's gonna perform. and then maybe she and i will do a little something fun. >> steve: ooh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: since it's thursday, maybe a little throwback madonna track? [ cheers and applause ] i'm just saying! not making any promises. >> steve: no promises. >> jimmy: also from "game of thrones," nikolaj coster-waldau is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: l.l. nikolaj. >> jimmy: he is so good looking, yeah. >> steve: crazy. >> jimmy: every girl is freaking out that he's here. yeah, guys. [ cheers and applause ] -- and guy. and guy. [ laughter ] that's all right, guys. today, right now, it's time for "tonight show hashtags. here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, right? [ cheers and applause ] if you're familiar with twitter, it's fun. well, we use twitter on our show every single week. so if you watch

oh, my goodness. khaleesi, this is -- >> oh. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> hi. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh.-- oh, my goodness. this is just so exciting for me. khaleesi -- >> yes. >> jimmy: --of course means queen. >> yes, it does. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: remind me again what is your real name? >> karen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: karen. now, tell me a little bit about yourself. where are you originally from? >> the forest. [ laughter ] i live in the forest on a a mountain. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. you really do? >> yep. >> jimmy: in like a hut or -- >> in a -- like a dome that i made. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you made a dome. >> out of dirt and sticks. [ laughter ] with all my dragons. my dragons helped me build it. >> jimmy: did you just lose your accent? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. okay. now i -- beautiful dress by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> this ugly dress? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is one of yours? >> yes. >> jimmy: this is one of your dragons? >> yes, it is. >> jimmy: and how many -- what is -- does he have a name? >> karl. [ laughter ] karlie karlesia. >> jimmy: k

this is him and kid ink. ♪ oh oh oh baby's in love baby's in love ♪ ♪ baby's on top never gon' stop towants whatever she want givin' it up ♪ ♪ baby's in love baby's in love ♪ >> jimmy: baby's in love. that's it. that's all you get, because i want to save it for when he comes out. >> steve: oh, he's going to do -- >> jimmy: he's gonna come out and -- >> steve: i like how his album has your initials on it. >> jimmy: yeah, he did that for me. isn't that nice? >> steve: oh. that's nice of him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the jimmy fallon album. that's fantastic. he's so nice. also, she stars opposite dwayne johnson in the gigantic new movie "san andreas," the beautiful carla gugino is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's talented. love her. hey guys, it's time to take a a look at the stories making headlines today and weigh the good with the bad. it's time for "pros and cons." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pros and cons and pros and cons and pros ♪ >> jimmy: tonight we'll be taking a look at the pros and cons of graduating college. >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: yeah. big milestone in many peop

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>> oh! [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: oh!y: he was like -- [ as shaq ] i've fallen and i can't get up. shaq is fine, but when he got up, there was a flattened camera man stuck to his shirt. [ laughter ] sorry, little dude. >> steve: it's a living. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, this is great. some news reporters were talking about the weather forecast earlier this week, but i'm not sure they used the best choice of words. listen to this. >> 7:02 already this morning. and it's just flying by like this week. it's wednesday, right? >> i think so. >> hump day! >> yeah, we're getting there. >> hopefully we'll have a dry humpday. >> it's not real -- [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: so, they're going to do a report on proms, apparently. >> steve: oh, is that what it is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: huh-ho! >> jimmy: you see that guy? he goes, "yeah -- huh?" [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: and finally, google has found that the country's most popular names for girls are elizabeth, olivia and emma. while the most popu

oh, i took advantage of a lonely, vulnerable woman. oh, right, right, right.t when i kissed the back of your knee? women don't know it, but that's a major erogenous zone. so sexy. i've been thinking about this a lot-- were you up all night, too? oh, no, i'm a guy. by "a lot," i mean the five minutes i've been awake. my bad. go on. i don't make friends easily, and this--this little group of ours... the cul-de-sac crew. yeah, i'm not gonna call 'em that. um, this little group... the crew. right. well, um it means a lot to me, and our friendship means a lot to me. i don't want to mess that up. i don't either. maybe this should just be a-a onetime deal. or... we could just be friends... (under breath) with benefits. oh, you snuck that in at the end, didn't ya? friends with benefits-- the old f.w.b. that is the greatest male myth of our time. i mean, that and our knees being an erogenous zone. it is. it's not. it's a knee. do you want to know why f.w.b. never works? no. we're friends. it can't be casual. friend sex comes with feelings and baggage, and someone alway

oh, snap.> jimmy: oh, snap, i like it. >> i think it's good. leave this here because i'm going to sleep here overnight and i'll be here tomorrow. >> jimmy: oh perfect, we'll have some vegemite before we start the show. i want to know about, let's talk about "pan." you brought us a special treat. we have an exclusive trailer. but before we get into that, this is based on -- it's a a prequel to "peter pan." >> yeah. >> jimmy: but this is -- so you play blackbeard. >> i play blackbeard. there is one line in the book. the original j.m. barry book. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: keep the water away from the toaster. >> do i have something in my tooth? >> jimmy: no, no you look perfect. you have nothing. a little something. a little something. >> a little? >> jimmy: we'll just keep going. what were you saying? >> there is an original line in the book -- [ laughter ] did i get it? >> jimmy: yeah. there you go. no problem. >> the original line says that -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. h

, oh, oh, no! >>> if anyone is going to have a skydive team it's red bull. any video with red bull tagged in it will be gorgeous and extreme in equal measure. these guys are going to be jumping over a volcano in indonesia. last time it erupted in 2011 and they're just going to get some spectacular footage of it. it's really cool. you get some incredible shots. they fly over this 7,200-foot volcano. they're not that high. it's a pretty high volcano. these guys from the red bull skydive team jump off in perfect unison. >> that's got to be cool. it's almost like come on i dare you. throw up. >> we can see inside the crater. even smelling the sulphur it was an amazing connection to our planet. >> red bull something a bit more extreme, which they do. the team takes to the air. this time it seems things are going wrong when this happens. but it's all part of the plan as the guy climbs up behind him, attaches something to him. it's the indonesian flag. then the guys do something pretty awesome and risky,

you see it separate, and -- >> uh-oh. uh-oh. >> by now the parachute should have come out. this thing is going all the way back to tara karma and land harm. you can see cars in the parking lot. is it going to hit any of them? >> oh wow. came pretty close. >> it did. landed between some cars. did minor damage to the fins. the owner says he was quickly able to replace and fix. in fact the next day the rocket was flying again, he says the parachute packed a little too tight, and he maybe used agents bit too little rocket fuel to eject that parachute. what caused the problem. >> rocket science. there you go. >>> this guy's out flying his drone at a park. one of those rather swift-moving drones. looks like he's still learning how to fly this thing. ah! or he's got technical problems because he crashes right into a car. not just any car. his own car. >> at least it's his own he yttle bit of damage de to his car. a bit of a scratch and busted propellers. >> maybe start with a slow one. >> yeah. >>> some people in this world have gigantic hearts. they do everything they can to help

oh! >> ooh -- oh! >> no. >> you blew it! >> and the car certainly did roll over. the driver is fine. >> up know what? the other driver was doing that crossed over that double yellow line? >> avoiding a kangaroo? >> no. that driver fell asleep at the wheel and came to just at the last moment avoiding a head-on collision. >> that driver continued to go on about his merry way, just as these other two cars ed ask ss skidded to avoid this accident. lucky or unlucky? >> he was lucky. >> lucky that heidn and had a dashcam roll because this was used it's a evidence and authorities caught up with the fall asleep driver the very next day. >>> and in australia, incredible footage. this comes off, just robbed. that person surrounded with the circle the guy that just robbed him. the guy holding the camera is the pharmacist. they decided to chase him do not by himself. other witnesses are chasing this guy around the corner as he heads towards the getaway car. watch what they do? >> they smashed the win

>> oh yeah. >> jimmy: what is that? >> oh yeah.t out the fire? >> oh yeah, it is. >> jimmy: whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. wow, wow, wow. >> oh wow. oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: oh man, man, man. oh, wow. >> yeah, there it is. >> jimmy: what is that? >> that was a close one. >> jimmy: what is that aroma right there? oh, my goodness. this is some tricky, tricky stuff right now. oh my goodness. [ laughter ] i'm starting to feel kind of weird. my hands, they don't even feel real. [ laughter ] >> i know what you mean. i can't even feel my own face. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i can't feel your face either. >> you know what? you know what i could use right about now? >> jimmy: what's that? >> some music. >> jimmy: well, i just so happen to have brought my drum pad. >> oh wow. >> jimmy: want me to lay down a a beat? >> you might as well. [ light laughter ] ♪ ♪ yeah. [ cheers and applause ] hey! there it is. oh. ♪ from the depths of the sea back to the block snoop doggy dogg funky as the the the doc ♪ ♪ went solo on that ass but it's still t

take a look. ♪ ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers ] [ bell dings ] ♪ [ cheers ] >> oh, oh, oh, oh, god.ou okay? >> oh, ah, oh. i'm good, jimmy. just a couple of scratches. i'm ready to do the show. [ tires screech ] >> where the [ bleep ] can we park this thing? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's tough to find parking. >> steve: because you can't find parking around here. >> jimmy: poor guy. stick around. we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show" everybody! u2 is here! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ america! new yorkers love all-natural snapple and we want you to love it too! snapple's born in new york. it's one tradition that's never going out of style. snapple is more than just a drink. it's got simple ingredients: real sugar, real tea. salud! every time i open this and i hear that pop. (mouths: i love that pop!) new yorkers love it. you're gonna love it too! snapple, made from the best stuff on earth. yup. did you cook some protein to go with it? it has 9 grams per serving. did you have to use every pot in the house? i didn't use the double broiler. kraft macaroni & cheese y

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crash and -- >> oh! >> oh! >> oh! >> right into the edge of that driveway. >> yep. that's a drainage ditch. rider with passenger collide with a rickshaw the rickshaw tipping over. watch this though. >> do they just get up and walk away? what? >> the motorcyclist himself reports they had busted up ribs and was semi conscious when taken to the hospital. other reports say that rider is expected to survive. you watch it again, you'll notice that motorized rickshaw seems to make a u-turn right in the middle of the road turns right in front of that speeding motorpsych sbl down they go. >> some people in this world have gigantic hearts. they do everything that they can to help living creatures. people like simon cowell from the wildlife aid foundation on his way to rescue some fox kids. >> yes. >> down in this -- what looks like a drain canal. simon crawls down in that little drainage area and gets to work. >> oh, they're scared. >> so cute. he puts them in that little crate. unfortunately, because he can't tell where these foxes came from this can't be a catch and release

[ cheers and applause ] >> oh, man. oh, my god. oh, wow. it's amazing, jimmy. years, they had me working the stockroom, said i wasn't front of store material. but now, look at me. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that's great. and your bosses are cool with this? >> oh, totally. when my manager ashley heard i was being promoted, she just kind of stood there with her mouth hanging open. muttering, "i can't believe this is happening." i was like, i can't believe it either! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you must be pretty comfortable with your body to be one of those shirtless guys in front of the store. >> oh, i actually am supposed to have a shirt on, but i spilled some mustard on it earlier. [ laughter ] i do that a lot. >> jimmy: why don't you just buy a shirt from the store? >> oh, i can't afford the clothes here. no one can. >> jimmy: that's a good point. chad sheffield, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] chad sheffield. guys, this was not good here. i saw that blackberry is being criticized after it misspelled the word won in an ad celebrating a design award. instead of

oh, great.jimmy: well, anything is better when it's bigger. >> what? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: movies. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: movies, anything, roller coasters, magazines. i mean, this is a giant magazine. look at this. >> are you hiding behind that magazine? >> jimmy: just kind of bored i guess. i don't know. what's going on, guys? no, you have a tinier head, there you go. sorry, bigger is better. this is a giant magazine. >> you're such a dork. >> jimmy: i saw this movie. >> you were saying that bigger is better -- >> jimmy: no, it is. >> and then what? >> jimmy: no, i'm just saying it's the motion of the ocean. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] kidding me? are you kidding me? i'm definitely not saying that. but i will say that i saw the film and it's more than ten awesome giant movie stars on one screen at one time. it's super fun. >> it's pretty -- i hadn't seen anything until the night of the l.a. premiere and i was like very blown away. i needed to be kind of quiet a a while afterwards. it

oh el diablo. is it just a giant circle that that you just go around and around and around? oh.all right, time to ride it. jennifer? and quincy? let's do this. >> hey! >> first every all we want to once again say thank you to our sponsors, for having us here. >> we love six flags. >> all right he's kind of afraid. yes? >> yes. >> no, no, i mean -- >> little bit of. >> are you going to hold his hands? thank you dave. >> this is designed for tweens right? >> it is designed to bring the gap between the smaller rides. >> oh, okay. and by the way i want everyone to know later today go to myfoxphilly.com. because we have these go pro's on, say hi. say hi. so, are you ready to see the party start? >> do it. >> mike? >> all right go pro. >> come on, eric. >> okay, here we go. >> el diablo. yeah baby! not so bad. you're fine now. hey! >> i can't wait to hear quincy scream. like a girl. >> oh, my goodness. oops, there you go. getting close. he remind me of the -- it reminds me of the pirate ship. >> oh, my goodness! (screams heard). >> there you go, there you go. oh, my god! high! >> quin

oh! >> oh, man! >> all that open space. >> slides between the two trees. i think he's okay. >> he has ruined his handglider that's for sure. >> yes, and yes. the pilot getting away with just bruises. the hand glider which happened to be brand new, a total loss. quite an expensive lesson to learn. >> good thing he's okay. >> this guy over in brazil with a paraglider. beautiful flight. as he begins to make his landing approach just barely misses that tree and as he gets close, to try to land on that little dirt path he catches an updraft. now he's just trying to drop some altitude before he goes crashing into the house. barely makes this landing. oh! >> oh, wow. >> that guy is a pro. >> not exactly how it was supposed to go but a lucky landing nonetheless. >> wow. >> i hope that's his house because he could walk right inside. >>> pardon the pun but all hail. >> oh! >> actually hail. >> yeah. >> that's the worst. >> actual hail. this is in sydney harbor in australia. two fisherman a guy name

>> oh, yes. toothpaste out of the tube, horse is out of the barn. >> the study shows test scores are better without the cell phones, maybe they need to leave them in their lock. >> i sue serio patricia, my granddaughter, teddy she was going to this waldorff school for awhile, you know, kind of fancy pants. >> sounds fans. >> i granola eating, they would not let them have any technology around them, and they d they signed a form. it says even when you go home, no technology. no ipads. >> really? >> they signed it, then broke the rules within 24 hours because she wanted her little ipad. >> i feel like schools are now putting in laptops ipads in schools. >> by the way on the left there, that's teddy. and those are her stepchildren. >> siblings? >> like i said. she already has children. she four years old. what happened? no those are her siblings, step siblings. and i'll be seeing them this weekend, going out to san francisco. >> oh, for memorial day. >> yes. >> going to barbeque. >> we will be barbe

. >> steve: hey-oh!pplause ] >> jimmy: we're not allowed to put them on camera, but i can see five of the secret service and -- [ laughter ] they're not laughing. they're not laughing. not laughing. if you could only see what i see right now, it's really funny. [ laughter ] oh, my goodness. >> steve: extra pat-downs for you. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh, this is great. [ laughter ] let's get to some news. you see them too, right? >> steve: yeah, cavity search. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i know, right. i'm not going to make it out of here tonight. [ laughter ] let's get to some news here. according to a new survey, almost half of the voters in ohio, florida and pennsylvania say that they do not trust hillary clinton. which got even worse when hillary appeared behind them and went, "you shouldn't." [ laughter and applause ] no, that's right. almost half of voters in ohio, florida and pennsylvania don't trust hillary clinton. republicans immediately got together and said, "okay, this is a huge opportunity for us.

oh, all right.t booze, you got ice, you got some grilled meat. >> snackage? yes, i would like snacks. >> they've got pork chin and intestines. got a spicy dipping sauce. ah, this is a chinese liquor. >> all right. >> tastes like boner medicine. >> yes. it also tastes like a dirty sack. >> when did you come to thailand first? >> i believe it was 1987. and i came as a backpacker. it was all about smoking dope on the beach, eating mushrooms, chasing girls and drinking beer. i had a three-month ticket and ended up staying away for four years. here we go. >> oh, man. so what was the dish? a dish in every traveler's life where they just said okay, my previous life is not going to be enough for me anymore, you know? >> there's a particular mushroom. they make soup out of it. it was unlike anything i had ever had in my life. >> when i first came out to this part of the world, noodles. i mean, i knew right then. i mean, i'm not joking. it wasn't the girls, it wasn't the beaches. the noodles, the greasy bottl

mama oh mama oh mama oh mama i am a universe ♪ ♪ oh mama oh mama oh mama oh woman ♪ ♪ oh woman oh mamamay 14th and l.a's el rey theatre on may 19th. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: my thanks to louis c.k., sharon osbourne, joy williams everybody! and of course the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> carson: hi everybody. you have tuned to "last call" with myself carson daly. tonight, coming to you from the world famous k-roq studios here is los angeles, california. we got gd stuff for you, including the music of halsey, the comedy of solomon georgio. but, first, back in 1979, george miller introduced cinema goers to "mad max." and the future has never quite been the same. well now, 36 years later, he's back with a new installment in the film's franchise. this one starring tom hardy, entitled "mad max: fury road." from la bohemehe

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>> oh, run out of the way. run out of the way. >> oh, my goodness. oh. >> micely done.d he it. >> okay, cool. >> how was that? >> i'm impressed. >> i'm impressed, too. i think he should get an a. >> that was good, guys. really good. it has a lot of power. >> go blue hens. >> this particular version has about 65 horse power. we've had little more in the past. little less. so -- >> got you. well, guys, i think we fawn new career for me, guys. back to you. >> see you next hour. okay, so i've done some research because alex, is single. >> oh, here we go. >> and she's an only child. so i found this great piece of research about dating an only child. you may not be his or her only love interest. >> what? >> ya, apparently, single children are cheaters. ya, i'll tell you the whole report when we come back here in just a bit. >> ya, ya. plus this. >> well, big changes could be on the way to the drivers license test. the one thing you may not have to do any more, and in order to pass and get your license. >> n and i'm outraged. i'm outraged by this. >> loving the state's new law

>> oh, oh. hang on oh, no. okay well?u have to get in the water looks like. >> oh, it is a pool party now. >> for good cause! >> he's telling us that. >> we are having fun. >> hey, do you have the detail on this? >> loin, you got to come out and do it, you got to come out and do it. >> you're not messing up my weave. >> you keep going, quincy, good job. >> now, how are you guys doing? >> can we still be a part of it or are all of the spots take never. >> all taken. >> reporter: guys, if you guys want to -- if you guys want to come out saturday is sold out. but you can come out sunday, correct? >> sunday. >> come out sunday. what did you say? >> we're encouraging everyone to come out sunday. saturday is sold out. come out sunday for awesome time. again, not just about having fun, i mean, a lot about having fun, but about coming out and raising funds and collecting donations, to cure multiple sclerosis. >> definitely. let's give mega hug. let's give mega hug guys. >> oh! >> that's great. >> thank quincy. kit cat, where is t

mama oh mama oh mama oh mama i am a universe ♪ ♪ oh mama oh mama oh mama oh woman ♪ ♪ oh woman oh mamarsday may 14th and l.a's el rey theatre on may 19th. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] there's over two hundred thousand students in philadelphia. jim kenney and tony williams are fighting over public schools versus charters. i think they're both wrong...it's making sure they all get a good education. teachers should have their contracts respected. they also should be held accountable. and it's wrong philadelphia gets less school funding than other parts of pennsylvania. i'll work with harrisburg to change that. but if they refuse, i'll take them to federal court. as mayor, i'll do what's right for them. >> seth: my thanks to louis c.k., sharon osbourne, joy williams everybody! and of course the 8g band. stay tuned for carson daly. we'll see you tomorrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> carson: hi everybody. you have tuned to "last call" with myself carson daly. tonight, coming to you from the world famous k-roq studios here is los angeles, california. we got good stuff r you

oh my god. do we have to have the same guest as the 20th show now? oh, okay.eally fun weekend. i did some stand-up at moehegan sun casino on saturday. some mohegan sun fans? one of you? [ laughter ] it was great, my parents came down from new hampshire for the show. they came down because i said, "hey, they're comping me some rooms if you want to come down." and they said, "how many rooms?" and i said, "five." and so my parents, i grew up in a cul-de-sac, they brought all of my neighbors. [ laughter ] and you might be, oh, that's so nice. they brought the neighbors that you grew up with. but, the people i grew up with are long gone. it's just people i don't know who live in houses i'm familiar with. [ laughter ] but they were all lovely people. i was so glad my parents brought them and did the show. after the show, watched the fight, which was a really fun thing to do with my parents. and then, after the fight, my parents and i, we went and we gambled. because my mom -- there's a word for it. oh, she's addicted to gambling. [ laughter ] so, we gambled. we play

oh, no. [ laughter ] oh, that's way too early for that. 17, oh, no. kylie, no.sident of tom brady's california high school says the whole community is praying for tom and his family. the whole community. wow, that's a lot of pressure. if only there was a way to get rid of some of that pressure. [ laughter ] not all of it. just a little. just to let a little of the pressure out. [ applause ] not enough so it's obvious. a federal judge has set the first date for bill cosby's defamation lawsuit. and knowing cosby, there probably won't be a second date. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, because of everything. [ laughter ] and finally, a florida couple was arrested this week after admitting to getting their teenage daughters to do homework and chores by bribing them with cocaine. on the bright side, they got those chores done in no time. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, this is the 8g band. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: how are we doing, 8g band? lovely to see you guys. so, you know, there's a lot of television that happens both in this building,

then they said, "oh, wait. hillary clinton? [ laughter ] oh, never mind. never mind.ls, take the night off." [ laughter ] actually, i read that candidates in the 2 2016 election are competing in one of the most diverse fields either party has ever seen. yeah, we have two women, two latinos and an african-american. they're saying this is the "college brochure" of elections. [ laughter and applause ] "this school is for everyone." of course, former arkansas governor mike huckabee announced he was running for president yesterday, and i think he might already be struggling to come up with reasons why he should be president. [ laughter ] check it out. >> i got my first bb gun at age 5. it was a daisy model 25. i've still got it. it's in mint condition. i learned the basic rules of gun safety, and i never thought about using a firearm to murder someone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: though he has shot himself in the foot numerous times, including that speech. [ laughter ] "got my first bb gun at age 5. my little brother got his first glass eye at age 4. isn't that nice?" [ laughte

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