sideways, slantways, three ways, and ten ways. >> and the tiny people won't be orange, they'll be freakys is coming for you." >> they'll take you to the boiler room and lay you down flat. >> what does your rear end think of that? it doesn't like the looks of it. >> hey, macintosh! come on, man, you can't do that to a children's song. >> oh, hey, that's on me, chief. here's the ocean, i crossed it. now all the natives got small pox. [ laughing ] >> now, which one of y'all is the ring leader? boy, get up here. >> ah, so you think you're the bees' knees? you hippie. >> yeah, so what? i'm fed up with this one-horse town. >> now hush up. you think i've never felt stuck in a small town? >> uh-huh. >> well, i recall my childhood in rural kansas. i was bored to tears. till all of a sudden a twister hit. it carried me to a magical land full of witches and wizards. is that what you want? is it? you're following a lion, a tin man, and a scarecrow down a yellow brick road. because this here, this right here, this is real. >> okay, that's "wizard of oz." >> [ screaming ] no, it's not. ain't no "wizar