we've got bob hope, bing crosby, bob newhart. i just can't wait to see 'em. (laughter) who's the midget? (laughter) that's our daughter, mildred jr. why didn't you tell me we had a child? (laughter) (gong rings) (quirky up-tempo music) (don rickles) i hate you, mr. farnsworth. oh yes, i hate you. -i hate your flower-- -savage. that flower that keeps walking on-- i'll give you savage. where does it say he has the line "savage"? (laughter) my name is geraldine. (mock screaming) oh, uh, pardon me, sir. (laughter) (laughing, exclaiming) (laughter) welcome to the castle. he's prettier than i am. (laughter) gasp! one never knows who's going to come into your life. (doorbell rings) that's the doorbell. oh, i can't see anyone now, i can't. i just can't. it's a man. open the door. -sergeant mullins? -what? do you have to hold me so tight? look, i'm not crazy about this job either, but we have to act like we're a couple on a date, so we have to pretend, all right? right. as long as you keep it on that basis. (laughter) what makes you think it could be anything else? we