[cheers and applause] christina applegate is with us. [cheers and applause] and rick springfield is here, too. now rick, rick is promoting his new movie with meryl streep, called ricky and the flash. but he's known for the song "jesse's girl", do you know the song, guillermo? >> i don't think so. >> jimmy: jesse is a friend, a good friend of mine. it must have come out before you got here. i've always wondered what specifically it's about. it turns out they shot a film of the recording session. they have footage of the first time rick and his band ever played it. and for the first time ever now, i present to you the exclusive, this has never before been seen, the origin story of "jesse's girl." [ knocking ] >> all right, guys, are we ready to do this? i was up late last night with this one. so you come in with the baseline i told you, bum, bum, bum. jesse, just high hat. >> okay. >> cool? monica? just enjoy it. okay, we're rollin' in there? here we go. ♪ ♪ jesse is a friend ♪ yeah, i know he's been a good friend of mine ♪ ♪ but lately so

. >> rob lowe and christina applegate as old flame and callista flockhart is back. >> if you proceed anything less than excellent, isn't the real problem you? >> she's uncompromising, unapologetic, slightly nasty. funny. rich. powerful. all the good things. >> 20 years after "full house" days, john stamos is heading up on fox's "grandfather". >> i love family things, kids. we want to sort of come up with a character like me. a guy people think has it all but there's something missing. >> next, from "saved by the bell" a new nbc comedy "truth betob be told". >> she's hot. >> our television show will tackle things people think about but never really want to talk about it. >> and welcome back "the muppets." >> i'm so excited for the show. we're getting a behind the scenes look at the reality series almost. kind of similar to the kardashians, almost. >> sure. who doesn't know about the kardashians? their lives are exposed all over television. which is kind of what's going to happen to me, i'm thinking. a little scary. >> tv, "miami vice," don johnson back on prime time "blood and oil" an

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next week on the show we'll be joined by owen wilson, christina applegate, jason bateman, natasha la nicole richie, the bachelorette, caitlyn, her man of choice or maybe no man of choice, music from juanis and tyler the create tier. that is next week. join us. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a golden globe-winning actor, raconteur, and former raiser of hell. he stars along vince vaughn in "true detective" season two, watch sundays at 9:00 on hbo. he's welcome colin farrell! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? everything all right? >> i'm good. oh! >> jimmy: okay. well, that's -- no, no, no, no, no. >> thank you, thank you! >> jimmy: please. i'm so sorry about that. >> you keeping him around till after the show? i know he's on your employment list. >> jimmy: weird thing is he works here, i don't know why -- >> so i believe. he'll still be in the building when we finish this tet a tet, yeah? >> jimmy: yeah, no. don't mess with you. >> he can have a sniff of me at his funeral. where did he go? he went for the neck. it was a bit vampiric. the nose or the lip

and later this week, christina applegate, jason bateman, rick springfield, nicole richie, and music from for all of those shows. you know, it's -- on the night we celebrate kaitlyn and sean b.'s engagement, it seems most appropriate to welcome a first guest who's wholly capable of crashing their wedding. you know him from too many beloved movies to mention, his latest is the thriller "no escape." it opens august 26th. please say hello to owen wilson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that was -- that was uncomfortable. i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, i'll be damned. there you are making out with the bachelorette. no one would ever guessed that one. >> no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: you weren't making out? >> no, we were just saying hello. i was just in europe. and then europe you sort of kiss people on the cheek. and then once on the mouth. >> jimmy: oh, it's a european thing you were doing. >> you're so american, jimmy. so puritanical. >> jimmy: i need to got out more. where in europe were you? >> i was in italy. >> jimmy: i have heard of it, yes

tomorrow night, christina applegate will be here, rick springfield will be here and we'll hear musictyler the creator. and on thursday, jason bateman, nicole richie, and music from stephen marley. >> jimmy: you know our first guest from "the social network," "j. edgar" and "the lone ranger" too. he is one of the tallest actors in america who teams up next with superman in "the man from u.n.c.l.e." it opens in theaters august 14th please say hello to armie hammer. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: welcome! [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: i hope this is not a new question, but do you, and be honest, do you have any nude pictures of yourself on your telephone? >> i was hoping, i was watching the opening monologue, i was hoping you weren't going to ask me this. i found out today i have nude pictures on my phone. i went to get my haircut, this is a special occasion. the led said -- and the hairdresser said i a daughter, do you have pictures of your daughter? and i get to pictures of my daughter sitting in the sink and she's having the time of her life. i'm showing these pictures. look how c

> and another disappointment this summer has been the vacation reboot with he had helms and christina applegate. >> that cost $31 million to make. so far it's taken in $37 million. these reboots, i don't know. come up with something ne . >> absolutely. >>> the days are numbered for summer vacation, and the idea of heading back to school can create anxiety for some kids. how parents can help calm their children's nerves about what's ahead. >>> dana tyler with a look at the news at six tonight. >> maurice and alice, here is what we are working on. deadly derailments and crashes in the tri-state area and technology would could have prevented them. the feds want all trains outfitted with the devices by the end of the year, but it's not likely to happen. so what's behind the delays? >>> also, a school district sued over mrsa after a teenager contracts the infection. what the family claims the school did not clean adequately that led to him getting sick. >>> and a troubling studying on air traffic controllers and fatigue. we will see you tonight at six. with the help of comfort keepers, i'm keeping m