everybody, fred armisen has been back with us all week. so great to have you here, fred.s such a delight to have you here. best thing about having you here, we get to talk. we get to catch up. i get to find all the amazing things you've been doing. and the only thing i'll say, and again please do not take this personally, there are times that i personally worry that you are making things up off the top of your head to try to impress me. and i just want it say, as your friend, you do not have to do that. i love you no matter what. i'm not trying to be impressed with you. whatever you do -- whatever you've actually have done is fine with me. but is this true? i heard that, you know, there's a lot of talk about last week's debate, that you're hosting a debate this weekend. >> fred: i am. >> seth: you are? >> fred: yes. >> seth: so what's your debate for? >> fred: we're trying to figure it out. we're just working on it. we don't know. a huge team of us, we're just like really getting together, trying to figure out a place and time. and hopefully, i think there is an airport t

it said, like, "hi, this is fred armisen." like i thought -- >> seth: and that was it. dn't -- >> fred: this is the text back right now. this is it. [ laughter ] >> seth: fred, fred, i've made it clear, i don't want your texting to happen on the show. >> fred: you're right. >> seth: this doesn't count as texting. otherwise i charge you per text. >> fred: okay. understood. >> i'm so happy now. >> seth: fred, i made it very clear, this is not -- you're not to engage with the guests. [ laughter ] 'cause now -- thank you so much for being here, i'm so excited. >> oh my god. >> seth: i really hope -- this show is so great. >> i asked you before, i was like, "when can i come back?" because i have a movie coming out in october called "experimenter" that's great. >> seth: i said you could come back any time, but then this whole fred thing happened. and i feel like now -- [ laughter ] >> no, there's like -- >> seth: you can come back, but you have to say "beetlejuice" three times. >> i'll do it. >> seth: do it right now. [ laughter ] winona ryder everybody! "show me a hero" premi

give it up for fred armisen, everybody. >> fred: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth:you guys,ve great guests for you tonight. from cnn, anderson cooper is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] the most handsome man in news, anderson cooper. also from the new film "mistress america," greta gerwig is with us this evening. [ cheers and applause ] so excited to talk to her. and one of my favorite comedians, tig notaro is joining us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] here to talk about her new hbo special. we mentioned in the monologue -- after complaining that he had been treated unfairly at last thursday's g.o.p. debate, donald trump ignored fox news over the weekend and instead did a number of interviews with rival networks. this lead many to ask, "is there about to be a war between fox news chairman roger ailes and donald trump?" will they shun him for his treatment of megyn kelly or will trump boycott the network and continue to drive a wedge between himself and the g.o.p. well don't worry you guys. everything is okay. as trump tweeted yesterday, "roger ailes just called. he is

starting this thursday you can see him alongside our own fred armisen in a very- funny new series one's also my beloved husband, stephan. please welcome back to the show, our very good friend bill hader. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: hi buddy. >> hi buddy. [ laughter ] >> seth: it's so good to see you. i'm so happy you're here. >> it's fun. >> seth: you've had such an awesome summer, as i mentioned. and also, i want to say congratulations you received an ending emmy nomination for your turn hosting "snl." >> thank you very much, buddy. >> seth: congratulations. [ cheers ] >> thank you, that was pretty awesome. that is awesome, that is really cool. >> seth: i mean going back to host is awesome enough, i imagine. but then to get nominated for an emmy. >> i know, it's crazy. andy samberg and i were just talking about it. it was ten years ago, october 1st, was ten years ago we started on the show he. >> seth: wow, that's crazy. >> that's ten years ago. we are old. >> seth: we are old people now. [ laughter ] >> and you were there before us, so you are -- [ laughter ] >> seth: i was

[ cheers ] fred armisen is back with us this week. so lovely to have you here. >> fred: thanks. >> seth: and it's just so great. every time we get a chance to catch up, when you're back here at the show, it's so wonderful because you have so many accomplishments. i -- as soon as you got back, i had so many questions about season six of "portlandia." i can't wait to see that. i'm so excited. we have a show coming out ifc august 20th called "documentary now." >> fred: that's right. >> seth: which we created with bill hader. i'm very excited for people to see that. >> fred: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: and you have so much going on. what's weird to me is sometimes i feel like despite all that, you will then make up other things, and you don't have to, because i'm proud of you no matter what. like, you don't have to -- [ light laughter ] falsify your resume with stuff. you -- again, i can't believe the things you're actually pulling off. what i'm saying is sometimes i hear you bragging about stuff to people. i worry it's not tru

we'll catch up with seth meyers, bill hader and fred armisen. work it.ther hot and humid one. let's get your first alert forecast with meteorologist bill henley. >> we will he see a quick jump in the temperatures once the clouds clear out. they're starting to thin out. lots of low clouds over center city and some areas of fog, not too foggy in the city. a live view from the mellon bank building. the fog has been thick in the western suburbs specifically coatesville which was down to 0 visibility. now 1.5 mile visibility. improvement there. improving as the temperatures climb. now 76 in millville, northeast philadelphia, 75 degrees and 74 in wilmington. sunshine taking over, 9889 -- 89 at 1:00 and clouds this afternoon, 89 at 4:00. >> see if everything is goingth. >> with the rush. katy zachry has that. >> hi, chris. driving on the northeast extension or the blue route, things are looking good. a live look this is right at ridge pike. south of here there was some debris in the roadway that was affecting things in one of the lanes. it was southbound betwee

seth meyers, fred armisen and bill hader. >> and a big day for bargain hunters.. al, we announced monday you are ready for what's described as an epic adventure. >> i'm excited about this. we are teaming up with the travel channel to give lucky viewers the trip of a lifetime. two fans from on the plaza will join me on what we are calling an epic adventure. if you are coming to see us tomorrow, bring your passport. >> they leave from here? >> we are leaving from here. bring your passports. go to today.com/visit to rsvp. >> do they know where they are going? >> they don't know and i don't know. >> did you pack a suitcase with clothes? >> just pack a suitcase and we'll steal clothes from other people. >> a 24-hour adventure? >> more than that. >> we have a lot of questions. >> they will all be answered tomorrow. >> prepare for a couple of days. >> we are blindfolding people. it will be unbelievable. in fact, we are picking people off the plaza against their will. >> don't bring your passport then. how about a check of the weather? >> very exciting. i'm serious. brin

we'll catch up with seth meyers, bill hader and fred armisen. work it. boom. >>> live look, the george washington bridge. 8:26 on this tuesday morning. good morning, i'm michael gargiulo. the nypd released security video showing a violent purse snatcher in action. the video shows the suspect tackling a woman in the vestibule of a building in morning view heights. this was actually last month. that woman fought back. the man still got away with her purse. police found it with everything inside but the suspect still on the loose. call olice have you have any information. now the morning commute. lauren scala. >>> emergency maintenance by kennedy boulevard causing delays by the outbound link coln tunnel. inbound, delays. at the george washington bridge. once you're off it heading down the west side highway, delays because of an accident bip y 96th street. >>> weather, hot and hazy. chance for more showers. 90 the high. tomorrow, a chance for showers with a high of 86. thursday storms late into the day. 83 for the high. friday, scattered showers, temperature

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britton singer-songwriter rita ora music from unknown mortal orchestra featuring the 8g band with fred armisen believes his performance in the polls shows that he has not crossed the line of appropriateness. you can read the entire interview in this month's issue of "jugs magazine." [ laughter ]

featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers!r fire for saying that during thursday's debate moderator, megyn kelly had, quote, "blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever." [ laughter ]

featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] and now, here he is, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right. in that case, let's get to the news. donald trump is under fire for saying that during thursday's debate moderator, megyn kelly had, quote, "blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever." [ laughter ] come on, trump, so if you're going to say something offensive, just come out and say it. [ light laughter ] don't be such a wherever. [ laughter ] donald trump's top strategist has stepped down after trump seemed to imply last week that megyn kelly was menstruating during the debate. even more shocking, donald trump has had a campaign strategist this entire time! [ laughter ] there was a guy in charge of this. [ applause ] he looked after all of this and said, "yeah, this is all great." [ light laughter ] president obama began a 17 day vacation on martha's vineyard on friday. he plans to enjoy the weather, pl

will forte nominated for an emmy, fred armisen, kate mckinnon, amy poehler.i'm forgetting some people, but an exciting day. some great emmy nominations. now, though, more importantly, shifting over to world news. maybe you haven't been paying attention, but a lot has been happening in greece. ten days ago this happened. >> greeks resoundingly saying no to tax bailout terms and more austerity. >> seth: and then today this happened. >> greek lawmakers worked late into the night passing a new austerity bill to secure the company's third bailout deal and avoid economic collapse. >> seth: so how did greece go from saying no to austerity measures, such as budget cuts, and tax increases. to saying yes to what many are calling even worse measures in a week and a half? let's take a look in a segment we call "up [ bleep ] greek." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: okay. so there are two major players in this current saga. germany, a country known for precision order and adherence to rules. and greece, a country known for yogurt, tax evasion, and big fat weddings. [ lig

you guys, our band leader, fred armisen, has been in portland. he's been working on season six of the wonderful show "portlanda." we have had so many wonderful drummers filling in with his absence. and with us all week, no exception this week, joining us -- brad wilk. thank you so much for being here, brad. [ applause ] brad has played with such great rock bands as rage against the machine and audioslave. and we are so happy to have you here this week. thank you so much for joining us. >> thank you. >> seth: very excited with our guests tonight. we have a world cup winner, carli lloyd from the u.s. women's soccer team is here. [ cheers and applause ] so excited. i -- like a lot of sports, love soccer, i love soccer, i love watching soccer, terrible at soccer, not good at it. didn't play it growing up. and then a fair amount of years ago, i met mia hamm at an event and she invited me to play in her celebrity soccer game for --to raise money for the mia hamm foundation and i just didn't know how you could say "no" to someone like mia hamm. looking

things were very safe, good stuff. [ light laughter ] so fred armisen in our movie plays one of theserd. and there's always a lifeguard that was there way longer than he should have been. [ light laughter ] he plays a guy like 35. and he's still like, this is where i should be. yeah, good. so, this is we have a scene that's the two of them where they are interacting. fred has now decided to take it up a notch and deal with the hornets. and he brings some jet fuel. >> seth: gotcha. >> and he explains right before, he explains his cousin works for delta so he gets free jet fuel. [ laughter ] that's his explaination. >> seth: alright. let's take a look. >> victor, how are you doing? >> unstoppable. >> word. >> hey, i just want to let you know we're having a staff party this saturday if you want to come by. >> oh, really? you're inviting me? like, consider me part of the staff? >> yeah. [ laughter ] of course, man, always. >> want me to make anything for the party? i'll do an ice sculpture. you know, like an angel? >> no, i think we're good, man but thank you. >> i'm going to make you an

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featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! >> seth: good evening. what's up guys. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] all right. in that case let's get to the news. donald trump gave a speech yesterday where he accused jeb bush and hillary clinton as being under the control of lobbyists, special interests and deep pocketed donors. trump says we should vote for him because he is not under control at all. [ laughter ] despite no longer working for donald trump, former campaign strategist roger stone said today that he still fully supports his former boss at which point trump said, "okay, cut him down." [ laughter ] "i knew you would come around to our way of thinking." speaking of trump, he gave a speech yesterday where he said this. >> jeb bush or hillary or one of these politicians, all talk, no action. all controlled by lobbyists and special interest and donors. people like me from previous months okay. total control. bing, bing, bong, bing, bing, bing. you know what that is?" [ laugh

featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers!s. trump says we should vote for him because he is not under control at all. [ laughter ]

britt singer-songwriter rita ora music from unknown mortal orchestia featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, everybody. i'm setheyers. this is "late night." how's everyone doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good t hear. let's get to the news. donald trump said in a new interview that he believes his performance in the polls shows that he has not crossed the line of appropriateness. you can read the entire interview in this month's issue of "juggs magazine." [ laughter ] donald trump said yesterday that he l es china and believes its leaders are so sharp and cunning. and the delivery guy didn't know what to say. [ laughter ] "okay? thank you?"bu[ li bro, ughter ] beatrnen sanders has now passed hillary clinton in the new hampshire polls. it's the first ime anyone's ever been passed by a guy in ius. [ ughter ] jeb bush last night called for an increase of ground troops in iraq. it's like they say -- "like father like son like other son." [ laughter ] netw york jets quarterback geno sm

from "mistress america" actress, greta gerwig, comedian, tig notaro, featuring the 8g band with fred armisenersial comments towards megyn kelly. and if there's anything trump and fox are great at, it's making things up. [ laughter ] [ light laughter ]

. >> was that fred armisen?or with massaged kale. >> really? >> yes. >> some recipes call for that. >> kale is tough so you have to massage oil and salt into it. >> we need massaged kale tomorrow. >> i put it on instagram. some kale really live it is life. massage and everything. now to bradley cooper playing with fire and a birthday wish to someone we know and love. tamron has the popstart. >> we are starting with -- this will make you recover from kale. bradley cooper and your first look at his new movie called "burnt." what's it about? mr. cooper will tell you himself. >> i just want to say i'm excited to show you the new trailer for "burnt" about a chef who lost everything and tries to find his way back up. hope you enjoy it. thanks, guys. >> i don't want my restaurant to be a place you come to eat. i want people to sit at the table and be sick with longing. >> where have you been? >> louisiana. >> doing what? >> sniffing, snorting, injecting. >> all the time. eyes on it the whole time. >> yes, chef. >> yes?