the author "liars and whores" and the author and co-founder from the gavin mcginnis show it is gavin mckinnis. and his book is how to get fired in 140 characters or lest. okay, let's carve this pumpkin. >> last weekend a cook let lab named trigger accidentally shot an indiana woman during a hunting trip. the apartmently named dog stepped on the shotgun that was lying on the ground with the safety off and the woman was hit in the left foot. she will live. incidents like this happen more often often than you think. the "washington post" says in the past five years at least six americans have been shot by dogs. most of the cases have been in florida. that's the shot by dog state. the "washington post" notes we have a lot more guns in america than people in other countries do. almost half of the world's private stock. it stands to reason that accidents involving dogs will be more common here too. other countries do have their own dwun problems. it is just not with dogs. take a look at this recent footage from australia. >> got a gun! [bleep]. >> i think the -- they deserve to be shot by

i will think of gavin mcginnis.u want to think of that and i do often don't judge me. >> was this the best archaeological discovery ever? >> why not? bronze age sauna, i did read where they are not sure where old people went to die or women had kids. it seems like this was a mixed use kind of space of the. >> it's true. there was a lot of nicks going on here and this is how advanced society is. and we are not so special after all. >> no, we are not. there low-income two old jews complaining that's not a paw -- pastrome. i said to all, all i said -- >> sons can do that. i made jokes like that and you see a test pat stench. >> it is accurate. >> what is your ideal day at the spa? mafi of pedi? >> i don't know. this is getting exciting. i must say when i learned about this 6,000-year-old spa it really just made me believe in global warning. a special thanks. see you next time. >> i want you to take lsd and practice sorcery. i want you to listen to strap music and black metal to learn the law and to break it deliberatel

that was gavin mcginnis. he is okay.hat is actually the least dangerous youtube video you have ever done. >> how many have you thrown in your life? >> more than i can count. do plo ma see -- diplomacy can be tough. sometimes you have to take it into your own hands. >> how about the old college days ? >> those were gentlemen games. nobody drank or smoked. we didn't have trouble at our college games. >> what do you think, joe? the fist is made for punching. the reason this is actual news is they thought it was for tool purposes and now i thought it was for fighting. >> i thought it was for tweeting. >> i am more of an emoji guy and not a fist guy. >> you know what in this less violent society that we live in men don't settle things with the fist as much as we used to. maybe we will grow abnormally long thumbs. >> i use them to pump as i run. >> joanne, maybe i will grow abnormally long arms to take selfies. >> if you think about it, who ever takes the better selfie has the better mate. it is all science. >> it is selection

dana perino and dagin mcdowell and gavin mcginnis.e will see you on fox business network. >>> in a new piece in "the guardian requests --" the guardian" she says she is done dating male feminists. it was one of the least m powering decisions i have ever made. they recount the categories. they are looking for a trophy feminist girlfriend or pretending to be feminist to get girls. big shock there. feminism has enlightened and empowered moo. i put my foot down and say no more. now you can use the other scam to get girls. that's it. does it surprise you at all? she is finally waking up is she not? >> what they call feminism now is not really feminism. it is the opposite. it hurts our feelings too much. or this affirmative consent stuff where people are too weak to say no to sex. you have to say is this still okay? is this still okay? which is not creepy at all. you can say no to sex, i do it all the time. >> sometimes you do it when no one asks. >> just so you know, i will not have sex with you. everybody, thank you. >> jedediah, do you t

gavin mcginnis. she's so adorable, she belts rainbows. and internet action force editor in chief. i don't know what that is. part of her probation is that she sit here and not stab anyone. and our op-ed national review. and finally, made of wood, up to no good. the liberal panel. >> boo! >> shut up, liberal panel. i didn't even ask you a question yet. i want to go to carrie first. you're the most normal person here. meaning probably -- >> that's not saying anything. >> i know. she's probably the least political. you live in l.a. you do tv sthoes. >> so instantly i know nothing. >> no -- >> you're fired. >> have you been paying attention? and what are your -- what's your assessment so far? >> i don't know. what exactly are you referring to? >> where do you see this going? >> the -- >> the race. >> racism is bad. so we probably shouldn't do that first and foremost. it's hysterical that most of the people getting the attention right now are the people that are just sort of celebrities, and not really politicians. i think that's fascinating to me. and that also tells you where we are

gavin mcginnis, and also tonight brian morganstern, comedian, republican strategist. you're political and republicany. i will ask you, why didn't joe run? >> because he couldn't win. that was most defiant non-campaign announcement i have ever seen. seems like he really wanted to but some kind of force prevented him from doing that. kennedy: yeah. >> and of course, hillary is somewhere celebrating and dancing a jig or whatever. i for one am disappointed because he is such a funny guy. he is such a likeable guy. kennedy: he could have made a crazy race even more interesting. >> yeah. kennedy: and what i want to know from you, dagen, is it all about the timeline? is there something beneath the surface either we're not attuned to? because i was expecting announcement this week. is with juan of the people that just assumed the vice president was going to run. >> people, democratic fund-raisers, people in the party thought he waited too long. gave hillary clinton the opportunity to shine in that debate. kennedy: yeah. >> she did that. kennedy: should he have gotten in befor

>> i don't even want to be near gavin mcginnis. kidding. even in a bar. i run from him. honestly, i think it was -- they must have done a list, camille, when he talked about orientals, when he talked about indians at 7-eleven, when he plagiarized neil kinnikc. there's so many things. >> even for himself hearing it all in this era of improbable and just thoroughly unqualified candidates who seem to be making a lot of headway, i bet he thought to himself, i could probably do this. but he really can't. i mean, the clintons have been looking at getting hillary the nod for potus since they first thought about moving from arkansas to washington, d.c. >> yeah. it was her turn. she stepped aside for obama under the idea that it was going to be her turn. but i don't know. did we miss something great? the grandfather version of michael scott from the office? >> oh, yeah. >> it would have been entertaining and ultimately end in our ruin. >> oh, definitely. a lot of people, though, said they wanted the party to be sta saved but democrats don't want to be saved. they want hillary. i