mr. cramer. >> booyah. >> thank you for having me on your show, mr. er. >> i'll do my best. >> and thank you for making sense out of the stock market. >> never easy. >> my question for you mr. cramer is i own shares of netflix, facebook, paypal, twitter and disney. am i diverse enough? >> well, let's take a look at this. okay, you know, this is like the fang issue here. facebook and twitter no, we're going to sell twitter. and we're going to keep facebook. netflix we're going to allow that with facebook because it's entertainment and this is a media but then disney is also media. this is very convoluted. i need a bristol myers. we'll get rid of twitter and put bristol myers in there. paypal. media, and entertainment. boy, that's too much. we're going to get rid of disney too and why not put in, because we're already there, 3m. great quarter. make those changes. you have a portfolio that's too much like itself. all right. wow. that was some game. we had to do some real change ups here. listen i got the cowboys but i also have the cowboys i got the eagle

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mr. cramer. my question to you involves altria group, symbol mo. a merger of anheuser, imbev, symbol bud, with sab miller, altria is getting a 10% stake in bud, $2.5 billion in cash and two seats on the board of directors. all-time highs, mr. cramer, while altria seems to be flat lining. >> the stock did ran up anticipation of expected deal, david faber and i talked about that deal endlessly and it got to a little bit below the 4% yield. that's not good enough. that said, i don't recommend tobacco stocks on the show because i -- i do not care for tobacco, but if you wanted to buy that stock and take that dividend, set up an anti-tobacco clinic, fine with me. it is a very well run company. if it could get amazon, then it's ready for pain, but don't get me wrong, there's still some winners out there and i'm here to help you find them. on "mad money" tonight, looking for. ing that sparkles this season? the stocks behind these stocking stuffers have been a mixed bag. i'm revisiting my take on tiffany and some of the country's largest jewelry brands. wa

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mr. cramer. this is darren, home of the 12th man. >> where was the quarterback?> congratulations on the win yesterday. >> thank you very much. that was very meaningful. >> caller: special shout out, still mourning the loss of my uncle to cancer. i appreciate it. teekay offshore. >> nordic american tanker, i like that yield. garner in tennessee. >> caller: smith & wesson. >> this is a stock too controversial for me to opine on. i need more information. dorie in new jersey. >> caller: booyah, jim. what kind of party do you think party city will be having? >> it may be a party to celebrate all the inventory they have. they should come on the show and explain why we should ever want to own party city because i don't want to party at party city. madon in jersey city. >> caller: long time listeners, first time caller. >> excellent. >> caller: chesapeake energy. >> too risky, don't like the balance sheet. plenty with good balance sheets, don't need to go down to the others. >> caller: you're sour on bye technologies. i'm way underwater on celgene. >> boy, it's getting t

mr. cramer, absolutely loved the show. >> we really appreciate you out there. >> booyah.y kids are in elementary school, learning so much for you. >> i know you hear this all the time, jim, but thank you, thank you, thank you so much. >> this has been my best year by far in the market. >> thank you for looking out for the regular guys out there. >> i'm trying to teach people to be better investors. that's my goal here. >> great to hear you voice and to know you're there for us. [ bell ringing ] >> it is time. it is time for the lightning round. you say the name of the stock. i don't know the calls or the name of the stock ahead of time. i tell you whether to buy or sell. when you hear this sound -- [ buzzer ] -- then the lightning round is over. are you ready, skee-daddy? let's hear it. >> i'm victor from new jersey. what do you think about stryker? >> very interesting. i do prefer zw more than striker. >> andrew from new jersey. i wanted to know what your take is on johnson & johnson. >> good and going higher. my travel trust sold it too soon because we decided we wanted

mr. cramer. >> what's shaking? >> caller: this is nick from ohio, the city of the football hall of fame. my question is should i buy more, hold, or sell himax. >> no, that's way to one-product oriented and i've seen that stock have days that takes your breath away. stay away. one more. jay in california. jay? >> caller: booyah, jim. my question is about pharmaceutical symbol anac. >> no, ana cor. i don't know how it's doing so i have to come back. i can't just tell you it's okay. let's go to danny in new york. >> caller: heyeyjim. booyah. i was calling because -- >> no, way too risky. we like nordic amemeca, that's the one we like because we see china buying more oil. that's our plan. that's why we like nordic. it's doing very well. that, ladies and gentlemen, is round! as usual, users don't even know group. my wife belongs to "what would virginia wolf do." that call it women of a certain age. it makes an advertiser known to a perfect cohort. everyone woman's issue as i read soupy sales had white fang. once in, the

mr. cramer. >> hi, rick. >> caller: thanks for having me. can i get a booyah for my undefeated hawkeyes? >> we love the hawkeyes. remember, we went -- did you see our show when we went to the university of iowa? one of best we ever did. >> awesome. despite the uncertainty in retail, there's one company i've had my eye on holding steady. my wife and her friends love the prkt so is now a good time to buy into alta? >> do you think alta can be defeated by amazon? how is that going to happen? are you ever going to get your hair done via amazon? i like ulta. how about david in california? david? >> caller: hi, jim. i watched you from your very first show, that's a long time. >> from the howdy doody show when i was in the aud sense. >> [ laughter ] >> caller: i got two questions for you on sears holding which is trying to break down today ahead of another bad quarter. one is why do you think grandberg continues to burn another $1.8 billion to keep sears and kmart afloat and two is how long do you think before sears goes bankrupt and the stock goes

mr. cramer. >> yeah. >> caller: i thank you very much for all you do in your charitable trust. >> you're kind. couple mill given away. thank you. >> caller: i know that. i have a son, 35 years old, he has a roth ira with the s&p 500. my question is, do you think it might be a good time to sell it and go to a cash position, buy it back, on a dip, or go to a fund with a dividends and if so what category would you suggest? >> no. his age, i want him to stay in. i don't want going in and out. what happens if that is the one month where the market takes off. peter lynch taught us the great fidelity manager, one up on wall street, describes if you get in and get out like that when a younger person you may miss the window where the growth happens that year. stay the course. dividend and conquer. if you want to be prepared for every kind of market out there make sure you own at least one high yielding stock an, of course, stick with cramer. mike? janet? cough if you can hear me. don't even think about it. i took mucinex dm for my phlegmy cough. yeah...but what about mike? he has that dry scratch

mr. ambassador, jim cramer here. get at what it needs to -- what it takes to make it so ukraine is not an issue. is that possible? can you walk away from the idea that two februarys ago we basically went back to cold war status and just table ukraine as a big issue? >> i don't think it is possible. i agree with your question and what you said. the fact is that putin crossed a major red line, broke international law on annexing crimea. if he's willing to in syria -- we work with the russians on different issues, north carolina, iran, but we should not let putin have a bank shot and argue that his cooperation in syria is that we take the focus off ukraine. >> a lot of people doing the math on refugees here stateside. the number that we've allowed in so far, the number that the president wants to allow. the governors, it's bleeding on to capitol hill, raising more fears about fiscal policy strife what is your take on it? >> i think there's been far too much fear mongering. the administration is planning on taking in 10,

mr. cramer. commercial motor vehicles -- vehicle drivers in the construction industry face some unique circumstances. they often haul perishable materials like asphalt and concrete from a construction company's central shop or dispatch center to a specific project site within the company's area of operation. these drivers spend long periodses of time waiting to pick up materials and loading or unloading equipment instead of driving but they are considered on duty for the entire duration of the trip. current law allows construction industry drivers to reset their weekly on duty time after a 24-hour consecutive off duty period. however this exemption is only allowed if those drivers work within a 50 air mile radius. because construction companies operate today in larger areas than they did when the exemption was first put in place two decades ago, i'm offering this amendment to increase this air mile radius to 75 air miles. i urge amy -- all my colleagues to support this amendment and i reserve the

mr. cramer: thank you, mr. speaker. i thank the gentleman for yielding. mr. speaker, self-reliance and self-governance need to be more than liberal buzzwords if we're going to make a difference. if they're going to have any meaning at all. i find some of the comments of the opposition to be quite rich in contradiction. unfortunately, there's so much of the comments that president obama had this morning when he announced his opposition to this legislation. stating he could not support the bill unless tribal governments adopted his view. in other words, they have to be identical to his views in order to have sovereignty. well, this isn't sovereignty at all. the president often likes to say that he honors and respects tribal sovereignty. in fact, i heard him say that he respects it as much as any president right while standing in the powwow grands in cannonball, north dakota, -- grounds in cannonball, north dakota, last summer. native american energy act, pipeline gas gathering bills have done the same thing, trying to give sovereignty where sovereignty is to be

mr. secretary, jim cramer here.ood to talk to you. >> sure. >> there's some heartening news here about the underemployed. these are the people we have all been -- all of us are concerned about. the people, the part-time workers. it seems like this is the beginning of the disaffected maybe being able to get some jobs. >> it's a great point. 1.2 million people who were unemployed -- working part-time for economic reasons, in other words, they wanted to work full time. 1.2 million more are now getting those extra hours. that's phenomenal. you look at the long-term unemployed, over the last year roughly 800,000 less long-term unemployed. so, you know, these are all bellwethers of an economy moving in the right direction. i still think there's slack in the market. i think we can do even better. that's why we continue to redouble our efforts on issues like infrastructure. issues like raising the minimum wage. things that put money in peoples pockets and then they spend it. that's what we need to continue to do. there are

mr. wolf. >> it's a ten-minute drive, i'll be there in nine. we'll get cramer's mad dash and count down to the opening bell. we haven't gotten to the gdp figures. >> mr. wolf. >> more "squawk on the street" from post nine in a minute. ♪ the lexus december to remember sales event is here. lease the 2015 gs350 with complimentary navigation system for these terms. see your lexus dealer. >>> all right. a mad dash for this tuesday. we have some fun during the breaks here. we have about 5 1/2 minutes before the opening bell. >> palo alto. this group, a hot group. it's been a mess. mark mclaughlin came out and basically said it's a mess because the other guys don't know what they're doing. >> i don't understand. they mean other people? >> the other guys have screwed up because he has the platform. he's got the customers. he's got the people who understand you can't just bolt on different threat preventions. you have to do it holistically. he's a fabulous guy. had him on many times. he does, just so you know, david -- i will point this out -- he takes it to cisco. travel