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it's our fault. it's our fault. it's our fault you're fat." it isn't. everybody knows it's fattening. you don't order 50 sandwiches, right? but they're a business. if you order it, they're going to give it to you. >> jimmy: and you think that that's it right there. once they invented the salad, they -- they admit it. >> mcdonald's is -- it's for kids and for when you get hammered. that's what it is. you go in there. [ cheers and applause ] you get the bread in you. that's what it's for. >> jimmy: that's what it's for. thank you. >> that's what it's for. >> jimmy: bill, how did you -- >> you just don't want to get a a salad at mcdonald's. you want to eat healthy tonight, jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah? just go to mcdonald's. [ laughter ] they don't know who they are anymore. it's sad. they've lost their identity. >> jimmy: you feel sad. >> i did. >> jimmy: yeah, well, hopefully -- >> it's like watching a a comedian apologize to a a blogger. it's like, why would you do that? it's one person in the crowd who sat up late night with their feelings hurt, righ

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he turns it on. once it sent he turns it off." and also, if you're going to call bill gates and ask him why i have to update adobe so many damn times. [ laughter ] it's fine. i have no complaints about my adobe. never use it as it is. but, here's the most dangerous thing about trump -- he's shifting the boundaries of what's considerable accessible he may be calling for a religious immigration ban now. ago ted cruz and jeb bush were also calling for religious tests for syrian refugees. a plan that's also discriminatory. but, now looks almost reasonable compared to trump. in fact, jeb's plan was so crazy, he couldn't even find words to explain how it would work. >> so, what's your focus on what christian families actually look like? >> you're a christian. i mean, you can prove you're a christian. >> how? >> i think you can prove it. if you can't prove it, then, you know -- [ laughter ] >> seth: you know, like, you -- you say to them, if you're a christian, finish this sentence. on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me o

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>> it is. >> and tap it on the cheek. i love it there. >> i want all of it. >> yes. >> and jill, we are moving on to station two. >> then, coming up, we are now moving on to eyes. everything is at drug stores. it was important everything today is under $19.99. >> okay. >> what is this reveal? >> it is, please, eyes. >> what is this? really work, and they are beautiful. nice palette. >> and yes, nice palette. this is something i actually tested. this is by l'oreal. this is the eye liner. and what we loved about this is that it stays on, and it is not waterproof, but it could have fooled us, because it acts like that. >> and now, get to the piece de resistance. >> this is by physician's formula. this you put onn extensions. it's a three-step process. you put the mascara on, and the other tube with the fibers in it. and they cling to what you just put on. it creates -- >> oh, my gosh. >> it will last all day long? >> you fill it in with the mascara again. look at the before and after. >> and you have beautiful eyes, but you

it's har to get it right.xpectations and gotten most of that benefit in after the october meeting. >> exactly. >> six percent devaluation of the currency, exactly the means of transmission. he got most of what he was looking for, and now he couldn't deliver on expectations, backed off a little bit, but the point is is the ecb is accommodative, not as much as they hoped for, but to your point a minute ago, this is a new phase of ecb accommodation. we can't expect ever-increasing ra rate of change in accommodation, but look to the fed and ecb, what they are doing, what the fundamentals say because it's not marginal change from monetary policy driving the markets because monetary policies getting to the end. >> okay, quickly, so we've all -- the old adage is stock markets go up in the face of rate rises as long as it blah blah blah for a good reason. you heard that, right? >> yeah, i mean, and we're talking about removing accommodation and still being easy. we're not hitting the brakes here. >> good news in the e

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it and normally stars in it, he wasn't in it that night, comes up to me and he says hello. my mind is blown because he's so brilliant. he says, "hey, if you need music for the cantina, i'll write it." like, and he walks off. and i'm like, does he know? basically, we have a scene that's sort of our version of the cantina scene that john williams, the master composer said, he's like, "j.j. baby, i would rather not write the music for that scene, you know? if you don't -- cause i'd rather write the score." he says, "j.j. baby." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i love that. >> love that. you'd be jimmy baby. everyone's baby. >> jimmy: oh i love this. >> john williams is the greatest man alive. >> jimmy: love that. j.j. baby. >> so i end up e-mailing lin miranda and i say, "i know you were kidding, but if you actually want to write this music, i'm actually working on something if you want it." he's like, "i'll drop everything." i'm like, all right. so, by the way, i saw him on your show, and it was maybe the best television i've seen in like the last ten years. it was unbelievable.

think it over. think it over. think it over. just think it over for a little bit. think it over. just think it over for a a little, little bit. we got time. we got time. it's still 2015. [ laughter ] you have time. >> you probably don't have to leave right now. >> jimmy: we have contracts at nbc and stuff. >> it's philly, though. philly supersedes all. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a philly connection. i don't want to mess with that. it's gonna be so fun. do you know who's going to open for you or anything yet? >> no, we haven't put all that together yet, but we just started wor -- >> jimmy: me, me, me, me, me. [ laughter ] [ clears throat ] oh, it's just exciting. i didn't know who could do it. that would be great. that would be so fun. >> you're just warming up. >> jimmy: i found the greatest love of all just saying, it could be anybody. >> jimmy: that's the fun thing. you're an actor, you know? you're a performer. you're a rapper. you meet a lot of interesting people. you have a good voice and can sing. i found the greatest [ cheers and applause ] >> woo! >> jimmy: interes

it was good. they're worth it. then it was always at the back of my mind, i knew i didn't want to be there. i was living a lie. i knew that i was gay. i grew up in ireland, so ireland is quite strict catholic country. so i really didn't put any thoughts or feelings of homosexuality to the back of my mind because i brought up knowing that it's room. so i put them in that room and closed the door. my wife deserved better. she deserved to be happy, and i was making her very unhappy. i just felt that she had a right to know because she could move on. i moved into my friend gemma's flat. it was a mess. my life was a mess after that. i had a broken marriage and i was living in somebody's spare bedroom. i had promised that i would financially still look after my wife and my kids. i got myself into a lot of debt. i was at the point of being bankrupt. and so i was very stressed. one day i finished night shift. i was having a cup of coffee. and i was flipping through the job section of the nursing magazine, and i seen an ad

and gold to me. >> it has blue in it? >> i see robin, robin egg blue. >> in the white area, you're talking about? >> yes. right there! where the robin egg blue is. see it? it's robin egg blue and gold. >> it looks like white and gold to me. i used to see blue the last time. >> now the llamas. >> remember, they escaped. we had a couple of days of fun with that one. katy perry rocked the halftime show when she danced with the sharks. here's a question. who won last year's super bowl? >> i don't know. the patriots. >> oh, deflategate. >> i never understood why the left shark became this viral sensation. >> the right one was not. >> anyway, how about this picture of bill belichick, he kissed his 30-year-old daughter. and at that caused a lot of -- >> he's fond of her. >> the patriots did win the super bowl. and of course that was deflate gate. and do you remember what movie was so hot that we must have done how many segments on it? >> way too many. >> "fifty shades of grey." >> i was watching the whitey bulger story. i'm watc

it really sticks to it. it fits in all of the tight spaces this is really great does that look familiar to you? . >>> it's our favorite day. booze day tuesday, and the last thing anybody wants to do is spend more time in the kitchen. >> our "today" team is going to help you. >> chicken shnitle. donald skien. >> you do it so beautifully. sh nitle is a german dish or austrian. >> something very easy to cook and something very tasty. first job i need you guys to do. she didn't need any encouragement. she bashed the crap out of those. >> it's like a fine art. >> kathie lee's got it right. flattening out. it cooks very quickly. chicken by the way. you can do this with turkey by once you have them nice and thin, what we're going to do is take these lovely chicken breasts and dust them in flour. it's seasoned with pepper. you can go in there with paprika if you want. >> i call it papricka, too. >> and all for the flavor, we've got really good quality bread crumbs, parmesan cheese and parsley. >> that's it? >> it go

means "it is not you sh you, but it is me." >> it means it is you.and that is probably true, rig right? >> yes. >> back across the street. >> hi, i'm andrea from virginia beach. i wanted to nknow what guys really want from their women for christmas? >> well, we talked about it. >> well, that is always the answer, what do you really want, and people think it is s eshgs xshxsex. and you are supposed to to be giving me sex all of the time, and don't keep me out on christmask because you want to substitute sex. i want 40nch tv >> and sometimes it is not about the sex and the hunt and the chase, and sometimes it does not end in sex, but you are tired are from the chase. >> that is my story. and you just deskrcribed my nex story. after you have run after the naked then i'm exhaust and pass out. >> yes, i'm 40. >> you guys are do doing it wrong then. i want to have sex and be rested. that is what i am saying. >> socks and drawers, too, for christmas. >> you are the only person. >> i have never ever heard anybody say that. >> i want to buy it for myself, and

>> it is drew barrymore's line. >> powder and you tap it on and it becomes cream. >> tap it on your cheek. >> we're moving on to station two. we're not going to move. >> and then -- coming up, we are moving on to eyes. everything is at drugstores. it was important to us. and everything today is under $19.99. this is eyes. so. >> what do we have? >> we have ten eye shadows, which really, really work. >> oh, that's, i love the palette. >> they really make your eyes pop. this is something that i actually tested. this is by l'oreal. then this is the sonia kashuk. it's eyeliner. it's not waterproof, but it could have fooled us. this is by physician's formula. it is mascara that gives you extensions in two minutes. you put the mascara on, then there's another tube with the finders in it. >> fibers? >> and they cling to what you just put on and create. >> oh, my gosh. >> and that lasts all day long? >> you use the mascara again. >> they look like false eye lashes. >> you have beautiful eyes anyway. >> that's all right. >> you know what? it's just like all of us in the morning. >> it's a lot of p

i mean, i read it. but then she did it. she did it so well. that's hard, you know, just to do it and have the authority. i saw how terrific she was. and so that -- and then this movie, especially, she had so much to do. and sometimes she'd get annoyed at him, because she would jump in with a line and she just worked on it. she would say, let me just finish this! sometimes i would get annoyed too. let me just finish what we've worked on! then you can throw us over. charlie: let's get what we prepared first. robert: yeah. i mean, not that what he's giving is not good. it is good. but we want to do this. but what was the end of the question? charlie: jennifer -- robert: she's great, yes. she's great. just terrific. she has a magic about her. charlie: magic. an undefinable magic? robert: yeah. charlie: how did you find her? bradley: from day one, easy, you know. i just felt like -- charlie: the first time you've acted with her. bradley: yes. kind of the first time i talked to her on the phone. i remember talking to her on the phone. had she shot t

i winged it. winged it, and it's not the best way to do it. -it's really not. -lemonis: no?think so? -betty: no. lemonis: if these recipes aren't written down, what's gonna ultimately happen is you're gonna have an inconsistent product. and inconsistency isn't gonna encourage people to make visits every month. at some point, every time they come, the pie's different? they're gonna stop coming. betty: it's my passion -- it's just like finding new recipes. and my mom baked -- always. lemonis: and what did your mom inspire in here? betty: "rosalee's fancy pants pie". lemonis: are you close with your mom? betty: i mean, yeah. i mean, she's my mom. i don't know. yeah. lemonis: that feels like an odd answer. betty: no, no. she's far away. -don't make me cry. -lemonis: where does she live? betty: she lives in texas and i can't go see her. lemonis: why? 'cause i'm here. i haven't seen her in years. and she can't afford to come here and i can't afford to help her at all or buy her tickets or do anything. lemonis: when's the last time you saw her? betty: probably 2009. lemonis: wow. b

stuart: it wasn't a slug fest. it was a good response. it looks like it's down to three., cruz, rubio, do you agree with that? >> not quite. i think that you have to always assume there are other people. at this stage in 2008, john mccain was out of the race. he had run out of money, he had collapsed. he was going around new hampshire with one staff assistant and he came back to be the nominee. so i'm cautious about saying people don't have a chance. the president has done the best job recently of claiming their way back in, is chris christie, very, very effective in new hampshire. if christie could win or come in second in new hampshire, he could be in a position to be one of the top four. and of course, the other person is carson. i mean, whether or not carson can turn around his slide, i don't know. but he's spent a long time being the number two person in this race. and collapsed because of national security. we'll see tomorrow night if he does a better job. stuart: the woman in the san bernardino attack, one the terrorists, tashfeen malik had been writing about jihad

it was a pew poll, was it?pugh research there is great hatred toward americans on the muslim population. but the pugh study that we found in 2011 showed this -- go ahead, stuart,. stuart: wait a second. the poll that trump quoted that he used to back up his assertion that all muslims should be kept out is a recent pugh poll, isn't it? liz: no. he didn't cite a poll, the only poll we could find was something pugh did in 2011 -- and actually a study on muslims attitudes toward americans. this is what we found. stuart: and that is from 2011 did find hostility on the part of muslims. liz: here's what we found. eight of ten were satisfied with life in america and the communities were excellent that they lived in. half said the muslims did need to do more to fight extremism. here's the number you need to look at. 21% sought the extremism. stuart: no, it's 5%. that's one in 20. tens of thousands of people. liz: so not large segments. stuart: no, 5% is one and 20 and when you've got several millions muslims, that is te

it's like taking the family to a lake and it's covered and it's a nice tradition to go skating. you don't know how sick the isis is. congress dodged this one, and it's just crazy. >> let me think. you don't think that we're on thin ice, do you? >> no, not at all. this is point 000007 percent of the population. it's a minimutimal cost. it takes two years and 21 steps that we have to go through the state department and the department of defense. hhs and the fbi all before they come over and resettle in america. we're talking about a couple of a thousand compared to millions. half of lebanon is with the refugees. these are people that have to be vetted very carefully. if you want to look at it. >> there's no way to verify it. that's just not true. >> gary. >> that's true. you looked at one version of it. >> no, it came from the government. there's only one version. >> there are five agencies looking at this. not just one. >> let me bring in because they say woman and children. whether it was one that skated in and was one of the two murders in san bernardino, california. >> well, y

i heard it, it was loud. >> when it hit -- when it hit sam, it was just like world war iii. it was the loudest thing i've ever heard. >> in fact, the lightning never actually hit sam directly. >> the lightning bolt had struck the pavement just feet from me, traveled through the pavement, because it had just recently rained. >> luckily, the gas pump he's holding is grounded, directing the current from his body. but the force of the bolt drops sam right on the spot, unable to move. >> he wasn't breathing. i couldn't find his pulse. i started pounding on his chest. i started pounding him on his chest, i started shaking him and slapping him up. and i got really upset and i told him if he was faking i was going to kill him. the things that were going through my head, you promised me you were going stay with me until we were old, you know. he kept his promise to me. yeah, he did. >> an emergency medical team revives sam on site and he's rushed to the hospital. but as shaken up as he is, he has only one visible injury. >> i had actually blisters on my elbow where the current actual

it is the season. it is christmas. mas, mas >> please tell me somebody sees that. >> no. >> thanks, man. >> this is the entire premise. he is pretending like he wants to test that. he wants to go up and sing some songs to people and then he just destroys it. >> joy to the world. >> he has that. did you hear that? so this is christmas >> stop. >> come on. >> these two are like deers caught in the headlights. christmas oh, holy night >> i will just disappear or he will just disappear. >> the whole thing continues just like this. we will put it up on our website for you guys to enjoy. >>en >> an extra present. 4 1/2 minutes of awkward. hit the tv show or mobile. >> we have seen a lot of cat rescue videos on this show. cats signify irresistible including the christmas tree. there will be a tree rescue. uri, the cat, loves to climb the christmas tree. >> look at the dogs, kind of walk past. >> let's just hope the cat doesn't leave any presents underneath the tree. >> i don't think so. i think this is a trained kitty. uri is

it's up 2.4%. it's about unloading its chinese state. they are selling it.ance company wants get into diverse vacation in the banking sector. they will earn $4 billion. they are adding 30 to 40 basis points. they are improving the banks stake. many are liking that. there doesn't seem to be much volume. our traders working? about 30% ofs where it's been for the last three months. we are basically stuck this morning. they are managing to hang out to some of these gains. been talking down the euro once again. they want to see a weaker exchange rate boost exports. understand he is making a saying we've not used up all of our ammunition. they are talking about the quantitive easing they can exert first down the euro and stimulate europe's growth. traders not really listening. the expectation is next year a 4% weakening in the euro dollar. vonnie: thank you so much for manning the fort for us in london. let's return. things to they are looking at positive. have we seen the low in it negative interest rates in germany? we think so. negative interest rates are there

i think it dealt with culture, it dealt with character and then it dealt with information. and you don't often see those three things intertwined so brilliantly. and by the time i was done reading it, i felt like i had really looked behind the curtain of wall street to some degree. i know it's more complicated than that. so we decided with this movie we were going to try to go through it all. we were going to try to explain it, have great characters and go for the whole thing lewis pulled off with his book. >> rose: it's different than anchor man 1 and 2, isn't it? >> can you explain? i did. (laughter) >> character development was very similar. and would be at the monitor -- adam like to work, has a microphone. >> rose: a mega phone? he has a microphone, it's amplified. >> it's actually that loud.-3 (laughter) >> and he barks orders. he, you know, gives us -- >> i'm very german when i direct. i want exactness, i want marks to be hit. (laughter) >> it was actually similar in a way to anchor man, except the things we were talking about. >> rose: how was it similar? it was sim

going on. >> i think it will depend on people seeing it multiple times for it to get there it also,waiting for it to die down before they go back. my parents haven't seen it yet. they'll see it when the noise dies down a little bit and also younger kids. there will be a lot of parents to see if younger kids can go see it, too. majority of the audience who saw it opening weekend were over the age of 25. >> some of them according to my good friend in costume. >> they were in costume. >> hooting and hollering and random cheering. go with kids, wait until this calms down. not a dude in chewbacca outfit blocking your daughter's view. when is the next one out? >> next one comes out next december. this is a prequel. that's a dirty word. it's not connected to this trilogy of movies. this is a new trilogy. every other year we'll see a movie connected to this story. in between we'll see spin-off movies. >> kind of a fourth movie in a tri trilogy in a way? >> it takes place right before the first movie. >> "lord of the rings" and this is "the hobbit." >> big thing with "star wars" is who will

it's this thing that never ends, and it's ubiquitous. it's everywhere. >> how does that affect their lives? >> they tend to avoid different aspects of their lives. they fly less, ride on public transportation less, go into public settings less. there's research shown that they have a tendency to engage people from different cultural they even consume media less, ironically. >> what have you learned over the last ten years of studying this that might surprise people? >> how potent fear can be in terms of altering people's lives and the impact that it can have in different aspects of life. whether it's making decisions about a president, whether it's supporting different policies that are important socially or even down to sort of, you know, how people live their every day lives. >> is there a danger to society of people incrementally changing their behavior over time because of terrorism? >> yeah, i think it changes the structure of our country. it changes the structure of our government. fear can maybe even change things in ways that wer

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can, becauseyes it it has. just to let you know so that your staff can catch you up, this is a georgia issue, this is a dealing with water issue from something that was really pretty interesting. and i want to read a few minutes on this. this is not something that has come up overnight. this is not something that has -- and this has been something that has been a historical letter -- an historical letter was sent a few weeks ago from all 16 come up with republican and democrat, from the state of georgia dealing with this. any language that basically what we have -- what we feel like infringes upon the states rights issue of dealing with waters between georgia and alabama. this is an issue in which i on the state level have worked on for the past years i was in the house come about also while i have been here. the best solution here is for congress to stay out. unfortunately, there was language appropriated in from directly, side that that it said it interferes with the state's ability to solve this issue, which

it borrows it in that it brings into existence that way. it hase federal debt, been borrowed to cover the deficit but if it printed money, they were just print money. host: we will get a response. guest: that is an important point. banksof people think of and bank loans is operating like deposits coming in and being out.-- lent that is not the way modern banks work. when banks make a loan, they treat a deposit. the banks multiply money. they make more money and this is not money -- this is electronic money. that is how they multiply it. the federal government is printing and borrowing all the currency you see. it's an iou from the federal government. initially how banks were formed in the bank of england is that the government put in money in the form of a loan to the banks. that loan is never been repaid. he just keeps getting circulated and multiplies. i think people, it used to be we had a gold standard. that was never quite stable. when they talk about that now it's a misunderstanding of how money works. multiplies and that is what make

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so if it's not wages, what is it? >> cook: it's skill. >> rose: skill? >> cook: it's skill. than american workers? >> cook: now... now, hold on. >> rose: they have more skills than german workers? >> cook: yeah, let me... let me be clear-- china put an enormous focus on manufacturing in what we would call... you and i would call vocational kind of skills. the u.s., over time, began to stop having as many vocational kind of skills. i mean, you can take every tool an

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it's not easy. it takes time.u're in the midst of it, it's frightening, but it's solvable. all right? with that i'm going to go home. viva la france. thank you very much. >> all right. that was president obama speaking in paris on a wide range of issues. we'll have reaction to the president's news comments and a check on the markets right after we come back from this quick break. or even in miss pepperpie's house. pause in your pjs and hit play during a pb&j. nice! and enjoy some cartoons instead of listening to dad's car tunes. (dad) ♪meet you all the way! get the best of both worlds. directv at home and 2 wireless lines. from directv and at&t. we heard you got a job as a developer!!!!! its official, i work for ge!! what? wow... yeah! okay... guys, i'll be writing a new language for machines so planes, trains, even hospitals can work better. oh! sorry, i was trying to put it away... got it on the cake. so you're going to work on a train? not on a train...on "trains"! you're not gonna develop stuff anymore? no i a

it was horrible. it was horrible. i mean, it went well, people were laughing. but the content was filthy. i grew from there. >> and now you've performed in more than two dozen countries around the world. >> i have. it's crazy. >> tell me about performing for u.s. troops overseas. >> performing for u.s. troops overseas. it's a delicate balance. my name is mohammad. i was born in kuwait. palestinian background. palestinian parents. i'm muslim. like, it's a slew of things going against me. and the first time i took the gig was in april of 2001, five months prior to 9/11. and the next thing you know, five months later, boom, it's 9/11 occurs. people are telling me my career is over. >> did you change your routine? >> at some point i felt-- i was afraid to be myself. which is so detrimental to a standup comedian. because that's what you have to be on stage. literally be yourself. and for me not to be able to be comfortable to talk about myself. i mean, can you imagine richard pryor doing standup and not acknowledging what's happening in the civil rights movement, an

is it talent? is it will? is it. >> it is a lot of work. you know, i was a lousy catcher. >> rose: you couldn't catch. >> no. i never caught-- i was a third baseman but they thought hi a pretty good arm, the yankees. and they made me a catcher. and my first year-- . >> rose: if you had to do over rather be a catcher because you are in on every play. >> yeah, it's fun. you're in the game. and you get to talk to everybody. outfield are you kind of lonely. i don't know i say them. i just go to parties and people say, let me hear you say one of your funny things. i don't know i say them, it just comes out. you know, like you tell me what time it is and i will say now. nobody goes there, it's too crowded. what's your favorite? well, i guess it ain't over till it's over, i said that in 73ee. you come to the fork in the road, take it. you can't hilt and think at the same time. >> rose: go ahead, are you doing very well. >> what are some of the others. i will still be asleep if you didn't wake me. >> rose: nobody goes to that restaurant any more be

it's so fun. it's -- sofia coppola directing? >> sofia coppola directed it, and it's like this really cool, beautiful weird, musical -- musical number, bill murray and huge special. >> jimmy: and who's in it? we have our pals -- amy poehler's in it. >> amy poehler's in it. maya rudolph. [ cheers and applause ] yes. maya rudolph. >> jimmy: maya rudolph is in it? >> yes. >> miley cyrus. >> jimmy: miley cyrus is fantastic. >> george clooney. >> jimmy: cloonberg? >> i mean, it's really -- it's really -- star-studded. >> jimmy: star-studded, yeah. so you do that, and that's going to be fun. december 4th, netflix. everyone check that out for the holidays. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now let's talk about "angie tribeca." >> yes. >> jimmy: because we were talking about this for a long time and i go, "oh, my god, i'm so excited." like, yeah, i'm working this secret project. it's super fun. steve carell is the -- >> steve carell and his wife nancy created it and it's basically like -- it's a spoof of procedurals. so it's, like, imagine "csi," but i