it uses the theme, the sarcasm throughout the entire app. when you want to record your calories, sometimes it will give you sarcasm joke. i'll put in here snickers bar and see what it says. it changes every time. i'll go ahead and add that. every time you add food -- >> what you have to do to fix it. >> this is 40 minutes to burn off a snickers bar. let's see if we get a snarky comment. as you count your calories throughout the day, the skelton changes and, of course, the app support is free. when you go into the diarydiary, i haven't heard that one yet. >> something different. it will keep you coming back. >> that's the whole point. it is entertaining. you try to keep carrot happy and have fun with this. they have a whole suite of apps that uses sarcasm that are fun to do list, alarms, a fit ps app and they are all availableavailable. >> another tool you can use is to maybe lose a little weight. remember to sign up for fran sis news letters. go toech time. ingrid, it is a different approach for sure. >> she is one of the smallest babies in

announcer: that was sarcasm practice.ay what you want about my dad, but you can't beat him at hide and go seek. [laughing] i mean...where is that guy? here's number 5 of our top 5 winter moments. this is hide and go...eek! here we go, jeff. >> [bleep]. >> [laughs] announcer: huh. didn't get to see his landing, but he's still alive. that's a solid 8 in my book. >> whoo! announcer: and an extra point for the baby blue onesie. >> [laughs] announcer: so a 9, which would be good if it wasn't out of 47. whenever anyone asks me for help, i'm usually inclined to decline. this is ramp it up. >> yaaah-hoo! announcer: hey, nick. i think nick needs a nap. we should probably check back on him later. eh, not impressed. what do you guys think? yep, should have stayed home and played video games. looks like spencer and his bike... >> oh, [bleep.] announcer: had a little falling out. i'm totally taking the bike's side. mike really busted his butt to learn this trick. and then he busted it...again. you awake, nick? nick? i wonder if he's d

. >> anybody with common sense can see it was screaming with sarcasm. trespassing does not destroy people's lives. i was just really laying the sarcasm on super thick. >> prosecutors were not amused. two days after sexton's arrest, his misdemeanor charges of trespassing and obstruction were dropped and replaced with a felony charge of burglary. >> burglary technically is entering a structure with the intent to commit a carolina. now, apparently he had made some veiled threats online before going to the ballpark about shattering lives and some other comments. in this day and age, you go to a ballpark and you say you're going to hurt a bunch of people, you're going to be charged with a crime. that's what they decided to charge him with. >> i think they're doing this basically because they don't like me. because i can come across as a bit of a prick, i guess, at times. even like the most i made, that was pricky, smart-ass kind of thing to do. poking fun at the system. >> this isn't the first time sexton has been upset with the system. five years earlier, h

>> i like sarcasm and humor sometimes. >> well, leo should get his acceptance speeches ready. he is the odds on favorite win a golden globe and oscar. >> and you know what? we'll be there. because we're there for every award show just like we've been doing for 35 years. bringing you the stars, glamour and every dramatic moment. >> and the oscar goes to -- >> can you believe it? >> a grammy. >> goodness! >> wow! >> i'm going to celebrate. >> it feels really good to live a dream. >> i'm really honored to be recognized for my work. >> we love you, "e.t."! >> for a second, let's pump our brakes and put it in reverse. we're going to take you to the biggest movies of the last three decades. this is our 35th season. so we've been taking behind the scenes since the '80s. >> let's start with a bit more recent movies. here are our biggest movies in set business of the 2000s. >> this movie is about cars, girls, and guns. >> it's a special day. >> this is kind of cool. all the stuff blowing up that kind of stuff. >> the 2000s brought the iconic franchises "iron man," "pirates of the carib

. >> i sense some sarcasm. >> open season on head coaches, the firings have begun in the nfl, and it's not even black monday. and down season. >>> knicks take on the pistons tonight. otis has got that. >> starting to turn their fortunes around. the up and down season for the knicks continues. four games under .500 to begin the night, hosting the pistons after the loss to the celtics on sunday. carmelo anthony said the knicks were digging themselves in a hole early to open games. that didn't happen tonight because melo was getting it done. we're going to have to call this the zing shake. let's just try it out. kick the tires. kristops with 10 tonight. slamming and jamming. 18 points off the bench. 16 in the final quarter for him. the knicks snap their four game losing streak. >> a total team effort tonight on both ends, especially the i thought we did a great job of just paying attention to the detail, we made it happen. >>> all right, there's a lot of speculation about tom coughlin's future as giants head coach, the team he'll face on sunday has already made a decision about their coac

kim: sarcasm aside, mccarty says it's exciting to see the numbers spike so fast. >> we watch and see how long people are actually watching, you know, because then we can prioritize our tips, at what point in the video. there's more to it then just putting it on there and hoping they watch it. kim: mccarty hopes mixing important information with humor makes this a memorable message. >> it's a good way to remind people to always be careful kim: by the way, those adorable burglars are actually officer mccarty's kids. the department's next video on smart 911 tips is expected to be released in january. in studio, kim st. onge, kcci 8 news, iowa's news leader. stacey: so cute. tim, thanks. -- kim, thanks. soon kids will be taking over our jobs as well. at that age? clouds on the bottom. we are down to 47 degrees after reaching the upper 50's, but normally we should be in the mid 30's. humidity 53%, west-southwest winds at 12. when the weather is warm, santa claus uses other transportation. it's like a harley davidson, out enjoying the fine weather today. we hover in the 40's. to :00 p.m.,

. >> he's just dripping in sarcasm.

cries man admitted to the tampa bay times his tweet was nothing but sarcasm. >> meanwhile here at home, a national organization's local chapter is calling the pig's head left at a mosque a hate crime. philadelphia's anti defamation league is couldn't death the a act. someones toed a head on the steps of the mask mosque. surveillance video shows a pick up circling a building and someone throwing the object out of the window sunday night. police are investigating harassing phone messages left at the mosque. fox 29 news app has far more reaction on trump's proposed muslim ban and fox29.com. serious charges against bucks county man accused of of having child pornography on his computer today pennsylvania's attorney general announce the arrest of daniel bruce clark. investigators say clark used his home computer to request images of child pornography, local police and child predator office searched clark's perkasie home and found dozens of illegal files on his computer. he's out of jail tonight but will be back in court on child porn possession charges later this month. >>> another mild day

i do not know if it was sarcasm or what. >> can you tell us a verbal judo is?ice chief lanier: it is de-escalation training. ronald davis: it has been around since the 1990's, redirecting energy. redirect during -- redirecting anger, talking your way out of situations. i think since that time, has and a has evolved over time. smiledboth kind of because it is going back. police chief lanier: we do still encourage this. when they come for annual training, you still have to go alation de-esc training, but if you want to give me any information about that encounter, i would encourage you to so we can look into it. departments -- saving money in training and all that, is that true? is that the reason it appears that black people are being treated less than human, as enemies? ronald davis: for a lot of that asere, i would say far as grants, we provide grants for hiring and we support hiring veterans, not because the state calls for it, but because these are men and women who have sacrificed for their country and --one toto ride provide support for them. it is trainin

you know, sarcasm is a low form of wit and you came out with sarcasm there.t was your interpretation and that's mine, too. >> i'm not being ironic in any way, he's sad and almost lack morose countenance from him, a so guy so disappointed in americans and so disappointed in the fact that all the other countries, the other cool kids care a lot about climate change, why don't we care about climate change. we're talking about isis, we're talking about blowing people up, talking about fighting a war. why can't we be like the other people and focus on what they're focused on, which is the weather. stuart: chris stirewalt that was the press summary i've heard of any presidential press conference in recent living memory. will you hold on, i want to bring you in on hillary's e-mail in a minute. jillian, was there anything brand new, any little nugget of something new that stood out at you? >> nothing new. and chris is right, the president seems down in the dumps. i don't know if he's disappointed with the american people or with his own administration here, but he's h

the fact that the "times" took it out, i'm not quite sure if they saw it as straight or sarcasm. >> amy? zblim going to pivot to the press conference. >> sorry about that. >> but it is -- i think we're kind of going to be on the same point here. which is, there was not a whole lot of news there. in part because the answer on what are we going to do. whether it's about terrorism or syria. it feels like we're back in that same place. which is -- just trust us, it's working. >> long game. >> it's a long game, it's not, yeah, it would be great if air strikes alone could just do this in a minute. it's not going to happen that way. and so you sort of walked away from that say iing things are under control. i'm feeling better about the way the government is handling either terrorism or what we're doing overseas. >> there really wasn't a lot of news, we'll play something about guantanamo bay and the hopes that they have. but on syria, we led with tra. >> it was interesting to see the president pallet himself on the back. at the same time that chuck hagel has come out with this interview. a and.

>> a little sarcasm from the donald. local in candidates follows it, the iowa caucuses are a little more than a month away, we will also seek the next gop debate, it will be moderated by megyn wallace. there were 24 million viewers, this next will be jan. 28 at 9:00 from des moines, iowa. megyn kelly and donald trump by face-to-face again. the first one did very well. we will see if this creates the same amount of buzz. >> they had a war on twitter. >> that went on for days. liz: a lot of trump wars, we will be watching. looks like hillary clinton is going to be a grandmother again. third daughter chelsea is expecting her second baby. chelsea made the announcement with her daughter charlotte, next summer charlotte is going to be a big sister, feeling very blessed and grateful this holiday season. term on and dad were quick to tweak their congratulations to chelsea and her husband. we which all the best. a lot more coming up. liz: a police chase with a surprising end, we will tell you who was behind the wheel. kerry: audr

a little sarcasm. >> a little bit. >> we love hearing from you, share your thoughts with us, write on our website, also share them on twitter, #dailytalker or our facebook page, coming up at 6:00. >>> time is running short to salvation army called in a special ringer to drum up business. >> a familiar place, governor charlie baker rang the bell at the downtown crossing, the salvation army generated headlines with several expensive jewelry donations but the cash gifts are down as of yesterday, more than $1 million short of their goal. >> hmm. >> i hope they, i don't know, make it up yeah, this week, down to the wire but i hope you do it. >>> a boston hair salon is extending a very special service. >> we told you about green tangerine spa, it says it will continue to offer free haircuts to homeless women, the service is offered once a month, staff members work on their days off to help homeless women in the city. pieces. with that story. >>> coming up on wbz "this morning", santa takes a break from the sleigh. next. catch holiday-cookie cheer on the tip of your tongue with dunkin' donut

the mayor seen here, clarified his tweet of sarcasm. >> i was just really responding to comment that i thought were ridiculous, and i thought the best way to respond to do something equally ridiculous, put something out there that really was silly. >> the other presidential candidates and the republican party are also calling out trump for his comment about bang all muslims from entering the us. >> wait house spokesman says trump's comment about muslims to disqualify him from being prep. this is unusual from anyone from a white howls administration that were to be weighing in so heavily on opposing party. but ernest had harsh words for the bop as a whole saying all republican presidential canned date have pledged to support who ever is the eventual nominee. >> the fact is that would donald trump said yesterday disqualifies him as serving as president. and for republican candidate for president, to stand by their pledge to support mr. trump? that in a n of it self is disqualifying. >> ernest went on to say that trump is a, quote, carnival barber. says republicans have to decide how th

understand the dangerous threat posed by all trump, well, now the mayor clarified his tweet with just sarcasm. >> i was really responding to comments that i thought were ridiculous, and, you know, i thought the best way to respond to do something equally ridiculous, put something out there that really was silly. >> well, the other presidential candidate and the republicans party also calling out trump for his comment about banning all muslims from entering the us. and white house spokesman, josh ernest, says trump's comment about muslims should disqualify him from being prep. it is unusual for white house administration to be weighing so heavily on opposing nominating contest but earn hess harsh word for the gop as a whole saying all republican presidential candidates have signed a pledge to support who ever is the eventual nominee. >> and the fact is that what donald trump said yesterday disqualifies him from serving as president. and for republican candidates for president, to stands by their pledge to support mr. trump, that in and of itself is disqualifying. >> white house spokesman also

sar sarcasm. >> they're speaking to the left's obsession with gun control.he president says we need common sense gun laws as if gun laws are going to stop an apocalypt apocalyptic-- what led to these attacks. >> i read the new york post, personally. stuart: i read the new york times which said some of the guns, we've got to take those off, take those guns away from gun owners did you see that on the front page on saturday? >> again, you don't want to acknowledge what the problem is. when the president took office we had a housing crisis, he said let's nationallize health care. and we have a caliphate that wants to kill us, and now-- >> and now, this is the stock of the day. green mountain coffee. otherwise known as keurig green mountain. it's being taken over, there's a bid there, a private investment group offering $92 a share, closed friday at 51, they're offering $92, no wonder that stock today will move up big time. hillary clinton turning her back on her big wall street donors. he she says she's got a plan to rein in the banks and everybody else in the

edgy, a littlettle sarcasm and it. he's given to irony but not of it is hurtful. he can be very him using if his wife is not around to bring him down. grant had a different kind of humor. it is self-deprecating. it is understated. his humor is much closer to the kind of humor you would find in those crockett almanacs which he read as a child and perhaps that is why mark twain was drawn to grant. he says his humor is like that of sam clemens. their worldviews -- where do they see themselves in the world? in the universe? grant stays very well performed. his travel has opened the idea of the big outer world to him. he loves to read newspapers. he ingests newspapers like food. because of what he can learn about the rest of the world. lee reads as well but he seems less curious about the outer world. lee is not interested in travel. he will never go anywhere for a vacation. his only travel other than business will be to take mary to the hot springs because he is essentially married his mother. she will become increasingly invalid and it will get to sulfur springs or t

. >> he's just dripping in sarcasm. >> he's just the cutest kid. >> he is. >> you can tell he will take

rosanna: they made the announcement she is out of jetblue joy i say that with sarcasm. problem broke the news. turning into a network event. does she have to wear a big fan ankle bracelet? rosanna: not sure. e-mail of many celebrities and was busted in the bahamas. use your new york right now. i guess there is a lot of information that is missing but the celebrities vacation in the bahamas that this tide broken to their e-mails, got dirty pictures, salt lake city on a different level. remember the sony hacking last year? how do you feel? you are getting out of here today. greg: lot of untapped lands which i am overwhelmed. we will have a nice party. we are adding some company and behind the table take a closer look, a great big doberman pinscher. rosanna: can you see that on the other side of the taxable? look at brendel. never associated this animal -- so regal. rosanna: the party is just getting started. if you never had out larry e. pardee before it is over the top. i don't think the dog is a. greg: having company and a little bit, we cannot do, and gifts to the ad.

so if you look at the language i used, even talking about banning all trumps, that was the sarcasm wasy intended. we did think about excluding her. his comments were really outlandish, outrageous, and quite frankly un-american. >> what made you do this? because you've heard the comments over the course of time, this is just the latest in a long arc that have been controversial. has this been a short buildup for you? >> you're absolutely right, if we look at the comments that mr. trump has been making, whether it's mexicans or it's the disabled community and now it's muslims, who's next? this is all that's what's wrong with this campaign. from a main stream presidential candidate, when you look at the history and you see in an individual religious group being targeted, the results are dangerous. and the community i live in, one of the largest cities in the state of florida. we talk about opportunity. we're a city of opportunity for all america, america is founded on opportunity. the statements he is making are absolutely un-american and certainly stand against everything we believe in i

please note my sarcasm. you get my point. we're talking about numbers, phil.o your point we have never seen. people -- unless your car is literally burning on the side of the road, you don't go out and buy another car unless, a, you want to, b, you have the money to, or, c, someone will give you the credit to. things may be struggling in manufacturing. but the car sales business is booming. >> and brian, we'll have data tomorrow, you'll see it first on cnbc tomorrow showing how strong it is in terms of the lending that's going on with vehicles. i know a lot of people will be saying it's all subprime. they're giving the cars away with 0% financing. that is not happening. it's a far different picture than what a lot of people want to believe. >> let's also not forget is that i bought a car. i bought a dodge a couple months. you put a couple grand down. even if you lease a car, you're putting -- look at the fine print. $5 $5,000 due at signing. we talk about weak sales at macy's there on michigan avenue in chicago. maybe it's because everybody's buying a car. >>

stuart: sarcasm is a low form of wit. >> it is. stuart: thank you for filling us in. >> thank you. in a few moments we'll find out how wall street opens. it will be up 130 points maybe, but follows huge losses last week, the opening bell is next. .... >> the white house will not name the enemy. they failed to recognize it that this is not just an issue that affects the united states, it affects the world. well, you know, crime in america is simply the same thing. stuart: we stopped every weekday morning start at 9:00 a.m. the opening bell will be ringing in 15 seconds. expecting a triple digit gain. in a moment, oil is down. stocks look like they will go up a little bit. it is 9:30 a.m. exactly. where are we? up 35 points. looks like we will be up about 100-yard of 45 points, up 44 points, i still think we will be up 100. by something. [laughter] who is with us? we will start with bob seeger. we do not have a santa claus rally. i guess you are right. >> the bottom line right now with this market is extended beyond where it should be. anybody that will buy because of the predicted s

the governor greg abbott said that had won't do that's what he called tasteless sarcasm he said indeedsting you shouldn't have belief systems near the government i get that government property. but why now? you have 365 days out of the year stop offending people. >> want us to talk about it now. we're talking about it. but i know, it's -- atheists have won battles, legal belittles o'things all it tacks is one parents to complain about the christmas play these days, and not just the state capitol but happening everywhere in all facet of our lives. >> peace, love, joy and time of year with heaven can be experienced on earth, right? so -- >> i love it. now this without further adieu stuart varney reads a night before christmas. >> 'twas the night before christmas when all through the house not creature was stirring, not everyone a mouse. the stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that st. nicholas would soon be there. the children nestled all snug in their beds while visions of sugar plums danced in their heads. mother in her kir chief and hat settled our brains for a long

. >> did i sense a little sarcasm? >> i love the beige book. >> it's market moving right now. >> if we could get a marketing genius on, they would say fed change the name to sex it up a little bit. it's the regional survey of short -- >> but -- >> and tyler, i have to go right now, buddy. >> there you go. >> there's hampton. >> the latest anecdotes, economic anecdote's from the fed's district show economic activity increased at a modest pace in most regions since the last report. consumer spending increased in nearly all districts but the pace depended where you were, described as sluggish in new york, moderate in minneapolis and san francisco. robust auto sales. tourism spending mixed. new york in particular was described the tourism spending at or below levels of a year ago while richmond, atlanta, dallas, and minneapolis actually had increases. the manufacturing sector described as mixed. the strong dollar, low commodity prices, weak global demand leading to manufacturing declines. new york, philadelphia, and minnea

stuart: sarcasm is a low form of wit liz: people want pancakes, you grew up with that. modi's says that oil is not going to move much higher up or down from where it is now. scott, i guess moody's is saying that we're at or close to a bottom. do you agree with that? >> well, you forget close to zero, we can't go much lower than zero the range. we'll be in the range for a while. some prognosticators said, but we're going to see that velocity of the down move slow down, but you know what? there's no reason for it to take off either. being see just like we're going to so low rates a lot longer than we thought. we'll probably see low oil longer than we thought. stuart: that's what we're looking for, low oil for a lot longer. wal-mart, a new report says it will benefit the most out of all the retailers, from low gas prices. what do you say, liz. >> the security is finding that wal-mart customers who spend-- they're the crowd that spends most of their income on fuel. so when gas prices go down, wal-mart, they say at numura, they could benefit. stuart: wal-mart is back to 60.

stuart: that's sarcasm. no, i'm loving it.ook at the dow, we're up 120 points on this wednesday morning, two days before christmas. the eve of christmas eve. i'm not going to call it a santa rally because that would jinx it, but we're at 17-5. i've got to bring you two losers. first of all, chipotle, that is down 27% and it's down some more right now. look at that, 487, down another 7 bucks, and the other stock is chesapeake energy, this year is down 80%. it's below $4 a share. hillary, would you buy an energy stock like chesapeake at this-- no, you're shaking your head. >> no, it's unbelievable, a debt there of 10 billion dollars. there's only equity of $4 billion. there's no way that chesapeake's model is sustainable. stuart: wow, that bad. >> yes. stuart: they're gone. >> investors should understand it's a cheap stock. it seems like a bargain. bargains are a bargain for a reason in the stock market. sometimes you want to buy higher highs, actually most of the time. stuart: i want to stay on energy for a moment because we've

proments and social media, twitter in particular has been had turned into a complainer's paradise the sarcasm the winers, wallowing in that are righteous outrage fail to the extreme weather right before christmas. a storm swept across the area where fedex has its major hub with l manies of packages to deliver every day, fedex has a huge problem. give them a break they came through for almost everyone and volunteers came into deliver on christmas day. step become a moment. appreciate what fedex and ups just did. they enabled a retail revolution. this fsz the year when online selling truly came of age. when it became so easy and fast to click and buy without the delivery guys it couldn't have been done. remember please, the brilliance of online shopping an entirely private interstate creation but loves to make the claiming that government built the road that carry delivery tucks to bow down to government god and worship at the collectivist alter. okay. but can you imagine how online shopping would look if it were a government operation let's not go there. let's appreciate what just happened 201