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the answer is benjamin disraeli. of course. oh, you knew that. find me a very expensive... coffee shop with outdoor seating... and dancing. you can do almostanything, just with your voice. play the number one song from 1979. marco rubio thinks it's unfair to criticize him for missing votes. "but i am going to miss votes, i'm running for president." but he's been missing votes for a long time. "one third of all of his missed votes in 2015 were missed before he announced he was running for president." over the last three years, marco rubio has missed more votes... than any other senator. washington politician marco rubio. doesn't show up for work, but wants a promotion? right to rise usa is responsible [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, it's happening. here we go. we are joined right now by one of the all-time greatest song writers and composers of popular music. he's an official franchise at madison square garden where his monthly shows have sold out for over two years now. wow. [ cheers and applause ] please welcome back to the show one of the best to ever do it. here's

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