you know, i don't know. i couldn't really answer. i mean, i don't know. i mean, i don't know exactly if obamacare would cover that. >> did your research really stay within the eyes? a lot of those -- within the united states? a lot of those names you were talking about -- >> there's kind of a continental divide, kind of an atlantic divide. most of the people that are working invasively, meaning they're actually accessing the brain directly, are in the united states. in europe it's much more everything -- more eeg. i spoke with people in edge land. i kind of stayed away from eeg, so i didn't really talk to to too many europeans or people that are based in europe. several europeans are, you know, working here in the united states and working, including phil kennedy who made news recently. this is one of these things where i wish that the book were coming out a little later. he went to, i believe it was belize, and had surgery done upon himself to implant electrodes in his own brain. so he could study himself. yeah. so, i mean, it really takes all kinds. [la

we weren't even sure that, i mean we didn't know ricky was sick, and until a certain point, you know then we realized. but we didn't know he had aids until he passed away. so we were told to be silent and that was very, very difficult. people thought we were ashamed, which we weren't, and you know it was a very, very difficult time. >> was it scary? >> it was, it was just heartbreaking. i mean i didn't think we could go on, none of the band members felt like we could continue the band. so we took a long break, and then we realized, gosh, life is so precious, we're precious to each other, and what we have together, actually brings ricky's spirit back in, it brings, you know doing new music actually conjures his spirit. it's still with us. and we also did cosmic thing as a healing process, you know to be together and a lot of the songs we wrote, you know were about back in the day in athens, like dead beat club, so you know then we became, once we were able to say he had aids we were, um, and it turns out ricky's father was totally knew and was totally you know accepting and so i think

, well, you know, like this is, you know, like i know this terrain. i just sort of i don't need to check that like to the 99th degree. but i find that -- and that's part of what i learned about, you know, being a foreign correspondent because they both are so, you know, aware of being a foreign presence in china i think they go out of their way to make sure that literally every "t" is crossed and every "i" is dotted. >> well, i don't have the native speaker problem, but i do have also experience with jiayang. when she was checking my piece on a formal culture minister and when i looked at the pages jiayang was working on, i saw a field of massacre. because she had this method of checking line by line, blocking them out with red ink and i only had that experience with chinese sensors because they would actually mark it also with red link. >> she's brutal. she's brutal. i've had that experience, too. >> yeah. but even someone like a very high profile writer, you know, was a little bit shocked of getting this, i think, phone call from jiayang all the way

you know, so much pressure on people. i think that's a very difficult issue to look at as to what any person would do if they had a gun. even if they knew how to use that gun under that kind of pressure. >> yeah, i mean it is a variable essentially is what it is. nobody knows how that variable is going to react in any situation. so i don't think there's a blanket answer for it. >> all right. let's turn to the campaign. you are a busy man. nevada is coming up fourth in this process. far. i'm not saying necessarily politically but who has dwrim pressed you so far. i i step back and look at it as a character analysis. i don't want to say anyone has really impressed me but there are people who have interested me. both the democratic candidates have been incredibly interesting campaigns in the state and nationwide for that matter. on the republican side, i think the race between, you know, cruz and trump obviously is looking very interesting. but in nevada, you have got a few candidates who could do very well who might not be

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you know, the sock, with the -- >> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know the sock thing. what do you mean, you have a a sock? >> it's called, yeah, it's called a sock. and it's -- >> jimmy: yeah, you got the -- >> it's actually very flattering when you put it on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i got to look into this thing. i gotta get it. >> here's the thing. it's very nerve racking. it's confusing, is what a sex scene is. because, you're simulating, you're simulating sex. i mean, it's not real. but he don't know that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's not an actor. >> no. >> i try to tell him, i brief him. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i brief him ahead of time. >> jimmy: you brief him up, you say, don't, don't be fooled. >> but he falls, he falls for it every time. [ laughter ] you know what it is? you know what it is? it's like playing a trick on a a dog. it's like, like when you pretend to throw the ball. cause it's a lot -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> and here's the thing. it's not only a sex scene. it's a threesome. it's a threesome, okay. now listen -- [ audience hoots ] okay. bu

, well, you know, like this is, you know, like i know this terrain.just sort of i don't need to check that -- well to the 99th degree. but i find that -- and that's part of what i learned about, you know, being a foreign correspondent because they both are so, you know, aware of being a foreign presence in china. i think they go out of their way to make sure that literally every t is crossed and every i is dotted. >> well, i don't have the native speaker problem, but i do have also experience with jiayang, and when i looked at the pages jiayang was working on, i saw a field of massacre. she had this method of checking line by line blocking them out -- >> i've been there. >> with red ink. and now we have that experience with chinese -- because also with red ink. >> she's brutal. i've had that experience too. >> yeah. but even someone like a very high profile writer, you know, was a little bit shocked of getting this, i think, phone call from jiayang all the way from new york just checking on whether he said this or not. and i think that's a message for

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do you know why? in your body, protein gets -- if you think of carbs as the gas pedal, protein are the brakes. so when you have a little protein, it's gonna make any carb that you have burn a little slower so you're not hungry as quickly. >> mm-hmm. >> you know? give yourself that brake. >> but over time, is eating raw better in terms of fueling your body over time? that may not necessarily be easy for a lot of people, but it's not that difficult to do -- at least some of the time. >> exactly. but remember. some people's dige-- when you're under stress, another one of those things that happens while you're just sitting there on the phone -- it ruins your digestion. it also turns off your sex drive, by the way, but it ruins digestion. so raw for some people is a little hard, but it is by far the best way to get good nutrients into your system. think of it this way. any time we heat food, we change the information that that food is giving our body. >> mm-hmm. >> when it's in its raw state, your body can

>> jimmy: i don't know. i don't know. i don't know what to tell you. think. [ laughter ] this is from @premiumcoco. >> steve: premium? regular coco was that from? >> jimmy: no, this is premium [ laughter ] "i'd hire a butler specifically to press the 'continue watching' option when i'm on a major netflix marathon." [ cheers and applause ]fe. that's living the life. >> steve: yes, sir. >> jimmy: this one's from @logiehenderswag. [ light laughter ]nderswag. >> jimmy: wasn't that our buddy? logie? >> steve: oh my god, it is. logie henderswag. she says, "i would buy all the so when she comes out i just smile and go, hello, it's me." [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: logie. jimmy: ah. this one's from @amp88fan09.buy a lamborghini with pennies then change my mind after they count it." [ laughter ] >> steve: that's cruel. >> jimmy: that's cruel. engine. lodgie would never do that. >> jimmy: this one's from -- no. she would nev -- she's so sweet. she gives and gives and gives.ou know what she does? [ laughter ] this one's from @ughitsdanielle. >> steve: oh.

>> i don't know. maybe four? >> i've had seven. >> eight, i meant eight. >> is it four or is it eight? >> it's eight or more, everyone knows that. >> who told you that? >> the slider guy. please blink so i know you're in there. >> jimmy: that's very funny. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how long were you single before you and judd apatow, your husband the director, did you have a lot of time on the market? >> i was single -- we got together when i was 23. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> not that long. ground during that time. not in that -- well, actually -- i was -- i would kiss people, but i -- so i wasn't like slutty. i would make out with a lot of people but i boent wouldn't do -- i would, you know -- you know, if i really liked someone i would -- i would just never have -- well, a couple of times -- have sex, but never go all wait. >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> which is -- >> jimmy: which is? what? >> all the way. meaning -- which is anal. [ laughter ] [ drumroll ] >> jimmy: that is all the way. i wonder if we'll h

i know. a fort worth man fell into a large construction hole while walking to purchase lottery tickets.l when asked what he would buy if he won, he said a ladder. [ light laughter ] american airlines announced this week that it flew passengers a total of 223 billion miles in 2015. said the passengers, "for the love of god, please let us off this plane!" [ light laughter ] the main cast of the hit sit-com "friends" will reunite for a two hour special in february. the episode will be titled "the one where you're reminded of your mortality."de the "washington post" has a new article out profiling the history of baby carrots, vegetables are actually carved it from larger carrots. the article was written by the guy at the party no one wanted n to talk to. [ light laughter ] they're not actually children of larger carrots. still, the name would leave you to believe. they're not bred to be smaller el carrots, simply carved, if you will, whittled. [ laughter ] from a larger carrot. i have reams of da

you know, they better move here. you know? it's like -- we need the everybody else that want to come? you guys can stay home, you no chargers, no rams. >> jimmy: you want the raiders. >> we want the raiders here in l.a. it's a big mistake if they don't. >> jimmy: did you go to the games regularly when they were here in l.a.? >> yeah every game. the parking lot was a little rough. >> jimmy: yeah. >> right. >> jimmy: i never went to those games but i hear stories about it being kind of a dicey situation. >> yeah, you know. you can -- you can lose a lot in that parking lot. know what i'm saying? but it's going to be good this time. we just going to have a lot of street lights. have a lot of lit areas. security cams. >> jimmy: you're making quite a case for the team moving here. would you ever consider becoming part owner of the raiders? >> oh, no. >> jimmy: you would not? why not? >> i'm too emotional as a fan. if i'm a owner i'm going to want to like hijack and kill somebody, you know? >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, man. like

you know, i barely got my ged.when spotify came along, daniel ek did a really good job at, ok, you know what, let me show you guys that i am a friend, and that i'm going to add value, and that my job is going to show people that it is easier to pay for and stream music, than it is to steal it. and from there, i became a really big supporter. because one, he is a guitar player, he is a musician. and he wasn't a guy trying to steal from artists, or anything like that. emily: give me an example where you said to an artist, look, this is something that can benefit you. troy: there have been times where i had to get on the phone with really big managers who have really big clients, and tell them what the downside was for them leaving their product off of spotify. all of the music is still available on youtube for free. it is still available on the piracy services for free. so you are missing out on a big audience, and you are missing out on a revenue stream. and by the way, you are ignoring the future. hurricane katrina

know? donald trump had a rally in pensacola, florida, yesterday where the crowd was treated to performance from a group of very patriotic young ladies. apologies for freedom i can't handle this where freedom rings answer the call on your feet stand up tall freedom's on our shoulders usa enemies of freedom face the music come on boys take 'em down donald trump knows how to make america great deal from strength. get crushed every time >> jimmy: no more! [ cheers and applause ] that would be a great super bowl halftime show, you know? the name of the group is the usa freedom kids. according to their website, which i did i do on today, their spirits. well. mission accomplished, children. so then trump got out there. and somehow managed to make some new friend in the crowd. >> so you have a president who's african-american. good, i love that. except less has been done for african-americans than anybody. they're having one of the worst times they've ever had. african-american youth -- [ cheers an

>> well, you know, that's a great question, because i -- >> do you know the answer? >> i didn't have any sense that all of this would happen. i really didn't. >> well, new york came and fell in love with you and said, we love you, come up here and be our senator. >> and i said, no, no, no, for four months. >> rangel -- >> and so many others. and i absolutely said no. and i'll tell you what changed my mind. it's maybe something other women can relate to. because i was in the news, like, would she or wouldn't she, and i kept saying, i'm not going to. and i was first lady to go up to do an event in new york city to promote women in athletics and billie jean king and great athletes. so i was introduced by this young woman. i think she was the volleyball or basketball captain. and i came up and shook her hand and i said, you know, great job. she leaned over to me and she said, dare to compete, mrs. clinton, dare to compete. and i thought, wow, you know, i have encouraged so many women and girls to compete on the athletic fields, in academics, in politics, in business, and

and he says, you know, i know it's not right, you know, but that's what i'm doing now. and those are the conversations, i mean, just to begin with my motivation for writing a book about conversation. now, i think that this technology is making us forget what we know about life, that that can't be. now, more generally -- >> right. >> -- more generally what a conversation does, the kinds of conversations i'm talking about because, after all, we don't live in a silent world, we're talking to each other, are conversations where people make themselves vulnerable, where there's a certain spontaneity, where the conversation goes where it will, where you allow the conversation to go where it will. it's the opposite of when i asked, was talking about conversation with a young man who said he never likes to have a conversation, and i said, well, why? what's wrong with conversation? and he said conversation, i'll tell you what's wrong with conversation, it takes place in realtime, and you never know what you're going to say. [laughter] so, you know, define conversation that i'm ta

>> i don't know. i don't know. he said he was just seriously messed up and had about three or four pills. >> how about her pants? >> her pants were -- it looked to be like cut. and so he said he used the scissors to cut them as best he remembered. he was bcking out a lot. he didn't remember everything that he had been doing. >> reporter: this statement seemed to match the facts. not been sexually assaulted. the scene had been staged to make it look that way. detectives felt dan was finally starting to cooperate. >> you're a good guy. you're a good guy. you just got yourself in a bad spot, man. >> you want to do the right thing. i know you do. >> i do. >> all you got to do is point us over to sam, and let's close this chapter. it is done. okay? >> where is my phone? >> what's that going to do? >> wait for it to ring >> reporter: if he was waiting for a call from sam her, it never came. >> reporter: but dan, from the police station, did call his bride-to-be rachel. another turn. >> no, don't. don't, don't, don't, don

getting to know you. getting to know all about you... one-touch credit lock, plus your score and report at transunion.com. get in the know. . >>> welcome back to squawk box, emerging markets especially those relying on commodity exports are those with close ties to china getting off to a rocky start in 2016. we'll take a closer look at the potential opportunities, if there are any right now. the former chief investment officer at emerging global advisors. good morning to you. we did try to set this up a little bit as if maybe there's a silver lining in the cloud and opportunity but just explain to us given what's taking place in china right now whether you think there is an opportunity to be in the market or whether you would run. >> if hi to choose right now i'd probably say i'd run. the chinese market went down 43% over the summer after triple digit gains. your viewers might be surprised to know that shanghai was up 9.2% overall last year. given that the s&p was flat that's a good return and given all that's happening now. it's all abo

all they know him is prisoner houck, you know? he's just a prisoner to them, but he's my child and he's a good person. i love you so much. i missed you. >> i see a couple different futures. i mean, i see myself back in prison again and i see myself a regular, normal human living a normal life. >>> i didn't really know a lot about saudi arabia. it looked fantastic. palm trees, sun. what more can you ask for? >> cheers. >> the biggest shock is when i read a line, homosexuality is a crime. i wondered would it be safe for me to go there. >> i'm gay. >> i just couldn't believe there was drugs. there was alcohol, gay men. they were doing it. so why not me? >> hi. >> are you homosexual?

i know, i know, i know >> nice. we have a great show, you guys. we are chockful of celebs today. >> oh, gosh. >> jamie lynn sigler is going to sit down and talk with us, and as you know if you watched earlier today, she has revealed that she's been battling ms and has been doing it for 15 years. held close to her heart. she didn't want anybody to know about it. she's such a sweet, strong woman. >> i can't wait. and then we also have comedian chelsea handler. >> oh, my god. >> who knows what she's going to do? she's talking about her more serious side and her new series on "netflix" that has everyone talking. >> if you are thinking about selling your home or you want to freshen it up, we have one of the stars from "million dollar listings new york," and he will tell us the three things that every single homeowner should do in the next few months. that's -- >> i'm excited. >> would you like some words of wisdom? >> please. >> why not? i saw this today. ready? a reporter asked the couple how did you manage to stay together for 65 years, and the woman

and you know, you see what at-risk issues they dealt with, you know, whether it was that caused them to join a gang, to cause them to get involved with drugs and, you know -- and drug abuse, to cause them to commit suicide. you know, so investing in our community partners, schools are number one on that list, you know, to try and deal with some of the mental health issues and some other things that if we can intervene early in someone's life, you know, look at the behavior, catch a red flag somewhere, and think, you know, let's put some time and effort into trying to get this individual back on the right track. that's -- for us, that's what prevention is all about and that's where we really want to invest our resources. and police don't play as big a part in that but we have a big stake in it. so we're willing partners to do whatever we can. >> you know, let me just quickly comment on some of the interviews that we did. all the different police departments we spoke to said, hey, we would love to have a developed infrastructure to deal with intervention, people who seem like they have

is -- you know -- you know was difficult.and yeah, the fact that they didn't think it was a concern because it was not saudi women who were, you know, who were suffering effects of it were, you know, was something i'd like to look at actually at some point. so thank you. >> back for her next book quickly. so thank you so much kat thank you all for coming out, about and really appreciate it. [applause] if you have not gotten a copy of the book we have some upfront katherine will be happy to sign up at the table. if you're kind enough to fold u up chairs and push them to the side we'll be forever grateful to you. thank you. >> thank you very much. >> you're watching booktv on c-span 2. television for serious readers. here's a look at what's on prime time want to. we'll kick off evening at you have 30 eastern with revolutionary war historian th brains recount of george washington journey through 13 states and hopes of uniting the country during the early part of his presidency. then at 7:30 a look at the nation of washington d.c

i mean -- >> you know i know it's gone on for a while but i would like to know where the moistness -- >> jimmy: where did the moistness come from? is it just the hair? >> yes, my hair gets very frizzy. >> that's what it was! >> it takes forever. between every single take, they would have to stand there and blow dry my hair again and things take a long time. >> i think it added to the tension to the fact that i took so long. is that anything to do with it? >> kind of makes me sound like an [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: why don't we take a break and regroup. and when we come back we've got mulder and scully here. gillian anderson and david duchovny. [ cheers and applause ] ahh... yeah! ahh... you probably say it a million times a day. ahh... ahh... ahh! but at cigna, we want to help everyone say it once a year. say "ahh". >>ahh... cigna medical plans cover one hundred percent of your in-network annual checkup. so america, let's go. know. ahh! and take control of your health. cigna. together, all the way. you can get our new unlimited data plan. unlimited data? so we're

still don't know. i don't know. i don't know. and sean penn says on 60 mings he's really sad about the state of journalism in our country. "60 minutes" is like yup, we got 106 emmys and we're interviewing you about journalism. this is the nightly show, let's do this. captioning sponsored by comedy central welcome to the nightly show. >> larry, larry, larry! >> larry: thank you so much, please. so kind. yes. i know. some people just sit on things and go o-w, ooh. i'm larry wilmore. happy martin luther king, jr. day, everyone. funny cuz i'm actually a little under the weather. i had a fever of 102 last night. i know, you know my body telling me that comedy central really shouldn't be making a brother work today. (laughter) apparently-- (laughter). >> larry: apparently my immune system says screw it, and took the day off. i'm sure my t-cells are off honoring the legacy of dr. king somewhere. oh, that's my t-cells. dammity, t-krelts. wait, getting high and watching ncis? it's mlk day, t-cells. at least watch "empire." doesn't matter,

i don't know [ bleep ] otter. i don't know everything. pretty much off and on for the last 14 years, i've been in and out of prison. i come from a good background. six brothers and sisters. went to school, made straight as for the longest time, but i dropped out in the tenth grade, and that's when i veered off into the wrong crowd, selling drugs, stuff like that. >> sauer says he's earned his ged in prison, but that doesn't make up for all he's lost while behind bars. >> you've got to go all the way down. my mom passed away, my dad passing away. they took my kids, adopted my kids out. so i've been through a lot the last 14 years, and here i am back in the same situation, square one. but it's all good, because one day i'll be back on the block with a sack full of green and i'll be packing a block. they can take my freedom, never attack my thoughts, most people couldn't follow me in the tracks i walk. i'm really being into music, i guess that's why i've got the music notes on my face and my hands. you know, i try to write a lot about my lif

know. ahh! and take control of your health. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: still to come, music from weezer. our next guest is yet another we are so #blessed tonight. you may know from seven seasons on "parks and rec." doing things to robert deniro and with zac efron in "dirty please say hello to aubrey plaza. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, well, that's nice. how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: that's really nice of zach. he's got rainbow shaft. it's hard for him to do that kind of thing. this is an injury. not an affectation? >> that's right. >> jimmy: what happened to you? >> i tore my acl playing basketball. i had knee surgery. and i'm recovering. and -- >> jimmy: are people nicer to you now that you have a cast? do they have sympathy and do they react in a positive way? >> yeah. they -- i think they feel weird, like they -- i don't know. i don't know. no. >> jimmy: you don't know. >> no. >> jimmy: you brought a photograph. you were in -- this is a serious thing. you were in a

you know? i should' ve forced him to stay. adam thinks he can take care of himself, but he can' t. he never should' ve gotten involved in this stupid war between victor and the santoris in the first place. >> sage: honey, we don' t know all the facts, all right? listen, for all of victor' s faults, i don' t believe for one second that he' d put his son in harm' s way. like something' s threatening his precious company, he becomes vicious. it' s just never victor. >> natalie: that looks like -- >> mariah: a ransom note. in exchange for adam, they want -- >> natalie: "the girl." who is that? who' s valuable enough to trade for adam newman? >> mariah: it' s you. natalie, the girl is you. >> natalie: [ scoffs ] me? >> mariah: yes. you' re the reason why adam is missing. you and your billion-dollar project. >> natalie: oh, my god. i told you they' re after me. >> mariah: the people you stole money from. >> natalie: the people who bought my security program. >> mariah: which you didn' t deliver becau

>> i don't know. i mean, how could i know?at -- who had spoken to his agent that he was legitimately scared of me. like i think because, you know, in the movie i'm playing a 21-year-old and i've got like a wig and i'm all like bronzed up and i'm acting like a drunk slut. and i'm not really like that. you know, in real life. and i think every time i was around him it was right before we started shooting so i was all over him and i really freaked him out. but i had a couple of moments with him like there's one scene where i have to throw up and in the first take i threw up and then i like tried to kiss him and he -- he really like had a reaction where he was like, uh, like get away from me. and then when they cut the camera he was like, that was very good. i believed that you had thrown up. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's all you can really dream of as an actor is making robert de niro blanch. the idea that the guy from "cape fear" would be scared of you is funny too. >> i am terrifying. >> jimmy: where did you get the cane? is th

what does billy know? dose he know it was me? has he spoken to the cops? >> marisa: if the police suspected you, they would' ve knocked on your door by now. please, you made the right decision. you have to find peace with that. >> noah: how do you find peace when you walked away from a crime and you hide out like a coward? and if anybody finds out that i was responsible for putting billy in the hospital... >> marisa: i won' t let that happen. i won' t. >> noah: have i thanked you lately? for having my back on this? >> marisa: i' m just returning the favor. when i first came into town, you gave me a place to stay, a job, and my first sliders. best meal ever. >> noah: i told you. [ both laugh ] >> marisa: you made me feel safe. helping you is the least i could do. selfish. i remember when you first walked into the underground. stopped me in my tracks. >> marisa: yeah, because i was this crazy lady who just dragged herself out of a lake. >> noah: because you were beautiful... and smart... and i knew there was something about you. i knew right there that -- >>

you know? >> seth: that's better as a good >> for me, it wasn't like -- >> seth: oh my best moments of my parents here at the movies. this movie. this movie had a great first weekend. [ laughter ] this movie opened. >> yeah. no, my childhood memories are actually quite visceral. like my mom's skin. like one of my first memories was in ibiza. [ laughter ] like, up in the club. >> seth: so you don't remember premiers because they're like boring as compared to the rest of your life. >> i was 2 years old at a foam party. i was 2 years old. no. [ laughter ] >> seth: you had a pacifier but so did every adult. [ laughter ] >> yeah. but, no, i remember my mom's warmth of her skin. >> seth: wow. >> i remember lying. and it was one of my very first memories. was lying on my mom's skin. and she was holding me. i remember the feeling of warmth and sunscreen and the smell of sunscreen. >> seth: i will say this, i don't think i have a single visceral memory. >> really? >> seth: as you say that. things my par

i know you. i know your smoke and your mirrors. and i knew you from kroq when you did the sports and he read the paper with the baseball cap. now he's got a beard and he buys weight watchers with oprah? what's going on? who are you? >> jimmy: i did not buy weight watchers with oprah. >> what have you become? you're a shell of yourself. >> jimmy: i would have liked to have bought it with oprah -- >> i'm going do spray-tan you until you're puerto rican. [ laughter ] which by the way is kind of half your base. all right. so i agreed to have dinner with ryan seacrest even though -- >> jimmy: he invited you? >> look, he's afraid to say no. it's a fear-based relationship. alalright. >> so what i do is i use his name to make reservations at five of like the toughest restaurants to get into in and then i call and cancel on his behalf. and i get to think of new i'm sorry, this is mr. seacrest's assistant. he can't come tonight because he realized he has no talent. bye-bye. [ laughter ] i'll call like le cirque and then i ended up just getti

but bad news is you don't know what you don't know. there are -- that i'm convinced in the united states we don't know about -- that are actively plotting. we just don't know about it. if we can't see their communications, that rises stake higher, and it's a foreign fighter that's trained in the art of jihad that can tack tack that to streets of paste or new york that can orchestrate a major attack. shopping mall, aviation attack like the russian airliner. we always thought al qaeda had that capability. now we know isis is looking at external plots after the downing of russian airliner there's a chapter in my book that addresses that as well in addition to the active shooter. and that is terror by definition. you don't know where it's coming from. and people get killed even if it's just a handful of people leak in san bernardino it's still a significant event. i thought that was quite frankly a bit of a disgrace that that was not even acknowledged last night or the heroism of the first respond terse to san bernardino as i sat in the au

you know, "i gotta bring my grandma. i have to bring my uncle," you know? they don't want to leave. and they want, you know, "where are you gonna be next? where else can we see you? where are you going? we want to be there." it's drawn so much attention through different community organizations that want to be a part of what paul is doing with "placas." damian: now, the last time the production was here, richard salinas was here on the show to kind of promote it. i mean, what a talent to be able to work with when it comes to a topic like this one. eric: and rick is fantastic. and this is my first year workin' on the production. and i just had the privilege of watching him in rehearsals. and he has such a powerful presence. and his authenticity as an actor just, you know, adds to the character. and i think that's the power of theater, and that's the power of this play, is how authentic these characters are. that the audience can relate to their circumstances. and that's the power of theater that marisa was talking about, is being able to see your life's circumstance played out on sta

we don't know the numbers. as the show airs we know. in a lot of offices the co-workers will pool money to buy tickets. if they win they share the jackpot. or one keeps it and then the rest sue him later. but anyway. over the weekend 42 people who work at a restaurant in new jersey pooled their money and then when they got the winning numbers, realized they'd hit the jackpot. >> how much? >> 11 -- >> yes, 27 -- yes. >> 62. >> yes. >> 63. >> yes. >> powerball 17. >> oh! >>. >> jimmy: so here's the thing. they didn't actually win. they were looking at the wrong numbers. they had the numbers from like the previous week. which is terrible. but when we come back, we're going to talk to the staff from that restaurant about this unlucky brush with lady luck and their life from new jersey standing by. stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] to those who deliver dinner... and get dinner delivered. to those caked in flour... coated in dust... even covered in lava. to those who are up all night... and up all night. to all the be

i definitely don't know that one. [ laughter ] you know what? actually, never mind. this was a bad idea. [ laughter ] i did know carrie underwood. so that was pretty good, right? congratulations to them on their -- [ cheers and applause ] whatever they do. i really don't know what it was, but they did it. meanwhile, in north korea there's much celebration this week. north korea's claiming that they first hydrogen bomb. [ speaking foreign language ]. >> jimmy: i don't know why that's funny, but it is. they haven't perfected color television yet, but they do have a hydrogen bomb. [ laughter ] i should say they claim to have a hydrogen bomb. in fact, the white house today said the evidence, you know, they got the shock waves or whatever, does not support their claim. but the north korean government released a statement that said, "nothing is more foolish than dropping a hunting gun before herds of ferocious wolves." does that make any sense? [ laughter ] what are wolves going to do with a gun? eat it? meanwhile, after they made the announcement, the people of north kore

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know. >> how do you know? >> jimmy: i know. [ laughter ] i think a lot of people know. yeah. do it again. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] okay. oh, i know what this is. >> danny: okay, sexy. [ laughter ] okay. go ahead. >> oh. part of -- >> danny: yeah? whatever that means. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: baywatch. pamela anderson running slow motion. >> i was trying to run with big boobs, slow motion. >> jimmy: that was good. >> danny: baywatch. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: norman, go. that's good. here we go. here we go. [ audience shouting ] here we go. i'm ready. here we go. >> okay. >> jimmy: we can do it, buddy. it's a movie. yup. love movies. two words, yep. the titanic. [ light laughter ] second word. me. man. boom, man. oh, something men. sounds like a denzel washington movie. always inside man or something. first word. [ light laughter ] ant-man! >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ant-man. all right, now, this is the crazy round. all right. >> okay. >> jimmy: this is when me and you give clues