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he unzipped his fly, had me perform oral sex, then he stood me up, turned me backwards and did me and he walked out. and if there is any question about why women don't report rape it's because it's so damned humiliating. you don't ever want to talk about it again. >>> next, from the playboy mansion to cosby's home for christmas. and this woman says an assault, with his family not far away. >> to sexually assault me in his home on christmas eve, that's >> when we come back.d. you know the symptoms when they start. abdominal pain. urgent diarrhea. now there's prescription xifaxan. xifaxan is a new ibs-d treatment that helps relieve your diarrhea and abdominal pain symptoms. and xifaxan works differently. it's a prescription antibiotic that acts mainly in the digestive tract. do not use xifaxan if you have a history of sensitivity to rifaximin, rifamycin antibiotic agents, or any components of xifaxan. tell your doctor right away if your diarrhea worsens while taking xifaxan, as this may be a sign of a serious or even fatal condition. tell your doctor if you have liver disease or are tak

you feel me?live day to day. >> i had two strikes, i'm like, man, the next thing i do [ bleep ] it's over. >> convicted on second-degree robbery. part of a crime spree that spanned three months. authorities say in one of the holdups he shot and the badly wound add store clerk. gadlin has yet to be sentenced. as a three-strike convict, face as minimum of 25 years to life. >> the judge basically deemed me unfit for society. told me i was a career criminal. >> reporter: gadlin denies taking part of the robbery that led to his third strike but admits to prior thefts. >> like i'm in control of everything. i took on that role. i'm playing god, because i got a gun. give me everything. this little time that i've been down now, i dedicated to, like, soul searching, starting from the beginning and changing everything, like, the way i live. the way i talk. the way i carry myself. everything. >> reporter: gadlin says the grocery ads on his wall represents hope that he might go home one day. >> this right here

let me get another one. trade me up. trade me up. >> 12 hours earlier hogan and his fiancee jenae southward were with a friend in his car. just after midnight they got into a fender-bender at a fast food restaurant and police were called to the scene. officers discovered guns and drugs inside the friend's car. >> i didn't know he had them in the car. but since the .38 was closer to me, they charged me with that gun. >> all three were placed under arrest on drug and weapons charges and pled not guilty. but when investigators ran the gun found near hogan, they matched it to the weapon used to kill gregory holt. >> and they tell me that the weapon i had belongs to a murder. i keep telling this lady, i'm like no, it's not my gun, i don't have nothing to do with that. she's, well, since you want to play big guy, you're going to go to jail for murder. i said what do i have to tell you to keep me out of jail? she said tell me the truth. i kind of knew what she wanted me to say. so i said it. >> according to police reports, hoga

it was the point, how he just came at me and grabbed me and then punched me, like i'm a man.lly know that i can be a man. >> if convicted, melissa could face a sentence of three to five years. but she hopes the judge will view the assault as self-defense and give her a chance at drug rehabilitation rather than prison. while she is here, melissa's contact with corey has been limited to cards and letters. they have been approved for inmate to inmate correspondence within the jail. >> oh, this is from lisa. >> that boy, he got something wrong with him upstairs. ain't nobody perfect. everybody has their little moments and stuff. but every minute, every day, all day. i don't know. i don't care what he do, what he does, i don't care. that's my baby brother and i love him. i'm always there for him. >> remember i said i was going to write her yesterday. i started. i was going to write her today. and then i'm like, no, busy day. then i received her letter. you know what i'm saying? it's just stuff like -- if it makes me feel happy, makes me feel sad, even though she forgot the "e" in

they won't let me leave. and she gave me two options. it was either to smuggle me across the red sea into egypt or to smuggle me across the border into one of the countries in the united arab emirates. i was thinking about these escape plans, but i didn't think that they were quite safe. i remembered that there was a policy in the hospital that if a relative was critically ill, that they had to send you home. so i phoned my sister. >> marie? hello, it's steve. >> and i got her to fax a letter stating that my mom was seriously ill and that i was required to come home. >> i really need you to help me now. i handed the letter over to mr. bodula. i'm hoping for the best thinking this will surely work. he didn't like me. every time i spoke to him, he had a look of disdain on his face. there was no change of expression on his face. he says, you're not going home. >> what? >> my mom is seriously ill. she might die. i need to go home to see her. why won't you let me go home. >> i am not letting you go. he said i would need to get a police check.

fills me good and it gets me every time cause the music fills me good and it gets me every time yeah lonely nights i laid awake i pray the lord my soul to take cold to break know i'm great but i'm broke as hell havin' dreams that i'm holding cake all my life i've been told to wait but i'mma get what's up woo-oo it's just me myself and i solo ride until i die cause i got me for life got me for life yeah woo-oo i don't need a hand to hold even when the night is cold i got t at fire in my soul i don't need anything to get me through the night except the beat that's in mp heart and it's keeping me alive keeps me alive i don't need anything to make me satisfied cause the music fills me good and it gets me every time cause the music fills me good every time [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it right there. that's how to do it. you got a great voice, pal. g-eazy, bebe rexha. [ cheers and applause ] "when it's dark out"t"s available now. we'll be right back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to [ cheers and applause ] g-eazy and bebe rexha right there,

watch me whip and watch me nay-nay. i have only half hour but i wile take about 45 because it is all about me.ve you ask anybody around i do what i want because i getaway with it. i play with thell a handicap asy say in golf. oh, tore far. -- too far? let me introduce you to my wife and my kid at time. this is me. oh, i got arms and legs there. i had them.ter] i'm one veteran. int tell you guys what i'm doing. we'll get into it. that is my wife and i. my beautiful little girl chloe at the time. she was two months old. that is in north carolina, fort bragg, home of 82nd airborne. [applause] ithis was with the 82nd. airborne. i used jump out of airplanes and kick bad guys in the face. a that is how you say it technical term. everything was going good. i was getting back to my thirdtr deployment. back it up please. talk about the early years. the top left picture is the favorite day in my entire life. april 14th, 1987. that is the favorite day. they have two other kids. p oneit older, one younger. the first kid, oh, crap,

me me baby baby baby if you're leaving leaving leaving you would only only only take from me me me baby baby baby you are all all all i ever need need need [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. fantastic. thank you, guys. wet, "don't you." "don't you" is available for pre-order on itunes now. we'll be right back, everybody. hey! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to sarah silverman, senator marco rubio, wet once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching, have a a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow.

only only only take from me me me baby baby baby please don't leave me leave me leave me you are all all all i ever need need need [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. fantastic. thank you, guys. wet, "don't you." "don't you" is available for pre-order on itunes now. we'll be right back, everybody. hey! we stop arthritis pain, so you don't have to stop. because you believe in go. onward. today's the day. carpe diem. tylenol 8hr arthritis pain has two layers of pain relief. the first is fast. the second lasts all day. we give you your day back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to sarah silverman, senator marco rubio, wet once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching, have a a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- paul giamatti. from "dirty grandpa" actress and "new york times" columnist,

i can't write t can you come talk to me? or can you help me, please come talk to me. youth wrote about, he said he felt like a reindeer with meat on his head surrounded by lions. >> according to prison officials in michigan, they now send all minors to their own housing unit. and keep them separated from all the inmates. while the threat of rape may not be diminished, many of the youth say they have been harmed in other ways too. the lawyers filed record requests for incidents involving minors. what came back was a rare glimpse of what life is like for teenagers behind bars . one of these dvds seem to have been shot by prison guards with dozens and dozens of them. there is so much material here that the lawyers still haven't everyone got through all of it yet. >> so i am giving you a direct order right now to back up. you. we will use chemical agent right now. the prisoner is not complying with the last order. >> stop it . coug[ covering covering ] >> take off your clothes. take off your clothes . >> i want to watch it off. >> take off your clothes. >> part of the who

kills me... richard lewis and larry david are now the best of friends, but it it wasn't always that way. more on their bro-mance ahead on talk to al jazeera. >> i'm antonio morra you're watching talk to al jazeera my guest this week, is comedian richard lewis. >> who's-- who's your favorite comedian of all time? >> well, there's-- there's two. lenny bruce, for what he did for the first amendment and his-- body of his work, but perhaps the greatest standup comedian other than, i think, lenny-- and maybe the-- arguably, the greatest standup comedian, is richard pryor. because richard pryor had so many tools. so richard pryor, to me, is the greatest individual standup of all time. and-- and lenny bruce, the most important. >> you became successful pretty early. you started-- goin'-- >> i was on the tonight show, i was on with carson in two-- almost two and a half years, and that's not-- that's pretty fast. and-- i had a lotta breaks, too. i had-- letterman gave me-- he came over to me, and he says,

that to me is so awful for me to hear. i feel like it's me hearing those words when i hear it from them. and just trying to undo all the damage. and let them know that there is a way to kind of create your own path within the world of ballet. you just have to be really strong. >> really strong. stronger than i think most people realize, incredibly strong. you're saying this, and i'm thinking in my head of this dr. pepper ad. was it your idea, the concept for it? >> no, the "one of a kind" no, yeah, i think that's why they came to me. i fit in to the idea of what the ideal was for that campaign. it was so positive. that's why i wanted to be a part of it. it's promoting and it's okay to be different. it's okay not to follow this direct path that others have been on. and it's okay to be one-of-a-kind. >> absolutely. you're the face of under armor. >> yes. >> it blew up on social media. it was huge. it was wonderful. the campaign was "i will what i want." and it talks about professional obstacles, reject letters, how do you de

you can see me. you can touch me. >> chelsea: touch you? >> adam: yeah. >> chelsea: touch you all i want? >> sharon: don' t you wish we could stay like this all day? >> dylan: yeah. i do. but, unfortunately... >> sharon: no, no, no. don' t go to work just yet. just a few more minutes, please. >> dylan: ohh. i don' t think adam' s gonna be at the station yet, so... i got to interview him about the kidnapping, see if i can get details about who was behind this whole thing. >> sharon: you know... i' m really proud of you and the work that you did -- pulling off a rescue like that in the middle hurt. >> dylan: [ chuckling ] yeah, nobody except me. thanks for not giving me too much grief for that, by the way. >> sharon: well, i don' t relish the idea that some criminal attacked you or that you put day. >> dylan: i know, but we had a plan and plenty of backup. >> sharon: plans fall apart. >> dylan: yes, they do. but this one didn' t. i mean, we got adam home safe, got a bad guy off the street. you know, amazingly enough, jobs, and, all in all, it

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trust me. and there's some news i need to share with everybody here tonight, because yesterday, atomic scientists updated something called the doomsday clock. it's a symbolic clock that gets adjusted every year to reflect how close humanity is to destroying itself, with apocalypse. it is the only clock more terrifying than the one that wakes you up every morning. ( laughter ) and yesterday, at the national press club, atomic scientists revealed that humanity stands at three minutes to midnight. yeah, yeah. >> audience: oh! >> stephen: that is an appropriate response. that is tough. a lot of us were hoping we'd gain an hour for doomslight savings time. the whole thing, set it back a little bit. ( cheers and applause ) >> jon: set the clock back! >> stephen: because three minutes, not good. three minutes only leaves you enough time to brush your teeth and throw on your last night's pants before the worldens. now, the end of the world is scary, yes. but i just want to remind everybody that the doo

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me? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: let's try something here. >> steve: all right. >> jimmy: let's see if this works. thank you, quest. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, the seven dwarves. it's fun to stay at the y-m [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i gotta see that. that's all the time we have for screen grabs. if you have a funny screen grab, e-mail it to us at screengrabs@tonightshow.com. we might put it on the show. stick around, we'll be right (cell phone rings) where are you? well the squirrels are back in the attic. mom? your dad won't call an exterminator... can i call you back, mom? he says it's personal this time... if you're a mom, you call at the worst time. it's what you do. if you want to save fifteen percent or more on car insurance, you switch to geico. it's what you do. where are you? it's very loud there. are you taking a zumba class? cheez-it grooves are the perfect union of a cheez-it and a chip. you mean like they got married? umm... i guess... yo

me, and they support me. so i was like, well, if they care, i should care. so then i started just doing what i had to do so i could be back with them. >> so you're nervous. it's a big deal today? >> yeah. >> you were in a fight the other day. >> yesterday. we both said it was stupid. like there was no reason for us to get mad like that. >> but you just get so mad that you can't stop and think and say like "wow, tomorrow, i'm going before this board... >> nah ... i was just .. - it was just impulse. it just happened, out of nowhere. one minute i was calm, and then the next thing you know, i was just, we were arguing. >> do you have to speak in front of them? >> yeah. >> good luck. >> i know, thank you! >> i hope it goes well. >> thank you. hopefully i get it. but i don't know- if i don't, i'll just work harder, and maybe next time i'll get it. he faces staff, his therapist, and on speaker phone, his probation officer. >> i know, keith had mentioned that he would like to present for his, his stage two, um do yo

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and elvis was walking toward me singing, and i thought, if the boys back home could see me now. sing in pubs and clubs, i used to sing a lot of elvis presley songs. i said i will meet elvis one day. the fellows would say, tom, we love you and everything, but please, and i said, i am telling you. i will meet him, so when i was shaking his hand, all of these guys' faces were flashing in front of me. and we were friends from 1965 up until about two years before he died, because then he started pushing everyone away from him. charlie: american blues had a big influence, too, didn't it? sir tom: definitely. 1960's, we all listened to roots music. really. van morrison, joe cocker, the beatles, the stones. all of us of a certain age. i am the same age as john lennon. and so we were all listening to that and wanting to do it. you know, but then, it came about -- like bb king said, if it wasn't for the british rock bands, the blues might have died. but they brought it and sold it back to america. charlie: you are also on the same wavelength as frank sinatra. you two were friends, too. si

, to work with me. noah, uh, turned me down, but marisa accepted right away. >> adam: chelsea, listen, you shouldn' t have done that. in fact, i want you to stay away from marisa, okay? >> chelsea: wait. i' m sorry. wasn' t that you on new year' s eve that preached to abby that we should all extend the olive branch to -- to luca and marisa? >> adam: yeah, i did. i didn' t mean that you should. >> chelsea: okay. i had a feeling there was more to the story, and now i' m sure of it. what the hell' s going on, adam? another day, and i'm still struggling with my diabetes. your body and your diabetes change over time. your treatment plan may too. know your options. once-daily toujeo is a long-acting insulin from the makers of lantus . it releases slowly to provide consistent insulin levels for a full 24 hours. toujeo also provides proven full 24-hour blood sugar control and significant a1c reduction. toujeo is a long-acting, man-made insulin used to control high blood sugar in adults with diabetes. it contain

and they jumped me. police got me walking me upstairs laughing at me.y short as i am jump a judge. they thought it was funny. i didn't think it was funny. >> power, who has worked at the tag plant since 1983, tries to stay optimistic, in spite of his circumstances. >> you're in prison. you might as well make the best of it. so that's what i'm doing. i'm making the best of it. i'm having fun. the judge thinks he got me. the judge ain't got me. >> in the past 23 years, power has worked nearly every job at the tag plant, from operating the presses to changing the dye. while the work fills his time, power's mind is never far from the life he led before prison, the life he led before prison, hopping freight trains. >> my nickname is hobo because i love freight trains. love freight trains. get me a gallon of wine, water, sardines, crackers. all that, get on a freight train and hang my foot out the door and just go. i enjoy it. one time, went over a bridge and some girls were down there skinny dipping. they hollered at me. but i loved it. to me, it's fun. i wi

>> no, we haven't put all that together yet, but we just started wor -- >> jimmy: me, me, me, me, me. [ laughter ] [ clears throat ] oh, it's just exciting. i didn't know who could do it. that would be great. that would be so fun. >> you're just warming up. >> jimmy: i found the greatest love of all just saying, it could be anybody. >> it could be anybody, yeah. >> jimmy: that's the fun thing. you're an actor, you know? you're a performer. you're a rapper. you meet a lot of interesting people. you have a good voice and can sing. i found the greatatt [ cheers and applause ] >> woo! >> jimmy: interesting stuff. >> woo! >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, my father used to say, "sometimes it's good to know what you're not going to do." you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm going to throw my hat in the ring there, yeah. okay, we'll talk. >> you like held the mic up, >> jimmy: this is my move. >> and you're singing like -- >> jimmy: everyone else is taking everything. >> you're singing "the greatest love of all." >> jimmy: i don't know. am i? this was just something i made up in my head. [ laughte

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me me baby baby baby if you're leaving leaving leaving you would only only only take from me me me baby baby baby please don't leave me you are all all all i ever need need need [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much. fantastic. thank you, guys. wet, "don't you." "don't you" is available for pre-order on itunes now. we'll be right back, everybody. oh my gosh, stephanie. we're, like, so goth. we're, like, goth goth. sfx: knocks on door. honey? i'm dying my hair, mom. hair dye? no, not in my bathroom! relax, mom. honey, just let me in! sfx: door rattling. no. tiffany! no. tiffany! it's just purple. teenage daughter? get scrubbing bubbles. kill 99.9% of germs and destroy dirt and grime. you only need scrubbing bubbles disinfecting cleaners for 100% problem solved. we work hard, so you don't have to. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to sarah silverman, senator marco rubio, wet once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching, have a a great night. i hope to

don't ask me. don't ask -- don't ask me if i saw it. [ laughter ] >> steve: i need ska beat under there. i want something peppy. >> jimmy: no, he didn't do it. i saw around me. i saw -- [ laughter ] don't ask me what i saw. i saw the golden valley. i saw -- i saw that this land was made for us. sorry. this land, i saw this. okay, go ahead, go. [ cheers and applause ] he saw it. get it. not bad remix. we've got a -- oh, this next one is easy >> steve: i love easy listening. >> jimmy: it's from the early '80s. this is michael franks' "one bad habit." >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's got one bad habit. is it baseball? no. he's got a baseball glove in there. is that it? >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: you know what that is? is that a can of those crispy noodles you put on -- >> steve: durkee's. that you put on string bean casserole? >> jimmy: it's turkey -- >> jimmy: he might be addicted to durkee's onions. >> jimmy: yeah man, he's got one bad habit. i don't know what it is. he's all dressed up and ready for the

." me." me."how how how much of a role did your mom play much of a role did your mom play much of a role did your mom play in-- in your dark years? in-- in your dark years? in-- in your dark years? >> well, what do you think? >> well, what do you think? >> well, what do you think? >> (laugh) >> (laugh) >> (laugh) >> listen, >> listen, >> listen, i-- here's the deal. i-- here's the deal. i-- here's the deal. i made i made i made amends with my mother when she-- amends with my mother when she-- amends with my mother when she-- my mother was very ill, my mother was very ill, my mother was very ill, she had a lot of emotional she had a lot of emotional she had a lot of emotional problems in her late 30s on, problems in her late 30s on, problems in her late 30s on, and until she got old. and until she got old. and until she got old. and-- i tried my best and-- i tried my best and-- i tried my best to-- understand to-- understand to-- understand it. it. it. but again, but again, but again, realize, real

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my bad behavior got me sober, my sobriety got me my husband, my husband got me my children,n fantastic, i can't complain. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a book of photographs of you by terry inside your plane. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what year was this? >> about 1975,rect me if i'm >> it's an organ. plane? >> i remember being on the plane and after a show, was on the plane and he played "happy birthday" to me. >> jimmy: that's pretty solid. [ applause ] there's a no smoking sign on the piano while this guy's>> it was an amazing plane. it had a bedroom, a shower. >> jimmy: what happened to the plane? >> it was owned by bobby bobby sherman? >> jimmy: yeah, of course, sure. >> he owned it and rented it out to led zeppelin, me, the rolling stones. >> jimmy: there's the bedroom, oh my god. >> that's one of my better yeah. that's the only way i could get satellite television. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: elton john is here, the album is called crazy night," we'll be right here i am in cancun. this is me talking to la policia. this girl? totally sweating me. and uh, i don't even remember taking this

me a job? a 9-year-old! so maybe step it up!" >> just a little bit. >> seth: step it up. >> oh, i changed my team. >> seth: oh, okay. good, good, good. [ laughter ] she's your team now, right? tell me, because like i said, you are a lover of tv. what are you watching right now? what should we all be watching? >> so syfy has a new show called "the expanse." >> seth: "the expanse." >> no -- yes, "the expanse." i was on twitter and patton oswalt had tweeted something about saying that, "syfy, i hate that this new show is good. i don't have this much time in my life." >> seth: yeah. >> which, of course, made me say, please don't tell me there is another good show. and i had been on the road and i then someone from syfy sent me a link to watch it online and now i'm stuck. >> seth: so you got to watch "the expanse" on syfy? >> "the expanse." i mean, i watch -- "the good wife" is still my jam. >> seth: okay. >> it's so good. "empire," "scandal." "the usual suspects." i want to get into "the affair," b

you told me that you forgave me, and then i believed you. you told me that you wanted to help me get my wife back. i believed you. you told me that you loved and you cared about me, and i believed you. >> neil: i-i do. >> devon: even after everything that you' ve done -- how stupid am i? i' m so stupid to believe a word that came out of your mouth or to think that you really wanted me to be happy. >> neil: come on. it' s all i ever wanted for you. >> devon: you hate me today just as much as you did when you found out about my affair with hilary. >> neil: no, no, no, no, no. that' s not true. >> devon: i' ll tell you what' s true. what' s true is that you' re not my father. and i am beyond done with you. that' s true. >> neil: hey. go talk to him, would you? >> nikki: you all right? >> neil: i -- no, i' m not. i totally messed up. i did exactly what i swore i wouldn' t do. i slept with hilary. >> nikki: so i heard. that' s why you didn' t make it up to the suite. >> neil: oh, my god. what was i thinking? i mean, i just -- all i' i don' t know

no, tell me about it. well, there's this girl, crazy mary, you put some in heke [ unintelligible grunting ] >> i said, "it's too sweet." and he said, "no, no, no, you need to drink it and to loosen up." >> he said, "just ya know, just relax, have a drink first and then we'll get into the a pill next to my wine glass, he said, "here, take this. this will make you feel better." >> i was an aspiring comedy writer.tarshis, and i i first met bill cosby in ing "the bill cosby show." i went with him back to the room >> reporter: she says he poured her a drink. >> very shortly after that i just got very groggy. thing i know he was there taking off my pants. and i thought quickly and said ifection, which was a lie. so he stuck his manly parts intofinished and a cab to take me home. accepted another invitation fromee him perform onstage. >> i thought, "maybe we're going to a theater where there's lots of people so i'll be okay.", i think i had a drink there. >> reporter: joan claims she doesn't remember what happene

me what to do don't tell me what to say just let me be myself that's all i ask of you i'm young and i love to be young i'm free and i love to be free to live my life the way that i want to say and do whatever i please you don't own me you don't own me you don't own me you don't own me (cheers and applause) >> thai. >> stephen: grace's debut ep is called "memo." we'll be right back after the (cheers and applause)j@j@ on average, it takes three hundred americans working for a solid year, to make as much money as one top ceo. it's called the wage gap. and the republicans will make it worse by lowering taxes for those at the top and letting corporations write their own rules. hillary clinton will work to close the wage gap. equal pay for women to raise incomes for families, a higher minimum wage, lower taxes for the middle class. she'll get the job done for us. >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, thanks so much. before we go, i have a special announcement about babies. so if you don't know how babies are made, leave the room now. it's going to get graphic. i am proud to announce that w

me. if bill doesn't make it, i'm coming forward. >> victor: do me a favor, honey. talk sense into my grandson, okay? [ door opens ] didn't i tell you last time that if you ever meet in my office, don't do it unless i'm here, right? >> adam: right. see, the way it works is you scheduled the meeting. it's not our fault that you're late. luca, do you mind stepping out for a second? give me and my father a chance to discuss some family business? >> luca: family first, always. >> adam: thank you. >> victor: what family business do you want to discuss? >> adam: i need to know where do you want to discuss? >> adam: i need to know where marco is. do you want to discuss? >> adam: i need to know where marco is. clorclorox toilet wand comes canpre-loaded with cleaner,et. so you click, swish, and toss. no more icky toilet brush. i love it. of course you do, mom. disinfecting. for your real life. i use what's already inside me to reach my goals. so i liked when my doctor told me i may reach my blood s

i ask you to join me for stand with me, support me, vote for me because it is time to take our futureback. it is time to take our politics back. it is time to check our government back. join me. it is time to take our country back. [applause] >> questions. >> the core principles i agree with. there are lots of republicans i don't agree with. the republican party is the party of abraham lincoln. in order to win, in order to win we have to i think reintroduce conservative values and principles to the station. i was on the view. [laughter] i know. twice actually. .. >> why are you she asked me? why are you? and that is the question we to answer to win. we have to attract others. i said rosie i am a republican because i know no one of us is better than any one of us. each of us are gifted by god. all of us have to capacity to live lives of dignity and purpose and i know our principles and values work better to lift people up. i will tell you we have had a lot of republican whose have gone against those principles. let's be honest, ladies and gentlemen, crony capitalism is alive and well i

to accomplish things not for me but for us, hey, a state with me. and so young people particularly, but as my mother told me you can be anything you want to be, and if the thing is right the time is right. i think all of you for coming. [applause] [inaudible conversations] >> i know you had a question. hair like mine. you said you wanted to talk to me earlier. >> yes, sir. later. >> all right. >> okay. i guess we'll just go ahead and ask. first question was what do you want to do? >> the only thing i want my legacy to the president of the best i could with what i had. and that to the extent that it may have been involved with improving the lot of all of us, i would be completely satisfied that. >> the next question is from isaac. he would like to know if you have plans to write another book. [laughter] >> who is she? you know what, i would be 85 years on january. 's. [applause] it is taken me a long time to even think about writing anything and people have said comeau why did you write this one? and i said, becausei said, because i've been putting i

about time somebody did. me here then. kiss me. how are you, father, are you well? only fools and degenerates can be unwell. you know me. i'm busy from morning till night. so, you're leaving your little wife with us. you're very kind to receive her, father. we'll take care of her. don't worry. and she'll be company for marya. they can be foolish together. (chuckles) and mademoiselle bourienne. what about her? is she the best companion for my wife and sister? don't tell me how to run my own household. am i to turn her out to starve? there's no harm in her. besides it d ds me good to see a pretty face around the place. anything else? will you do one other thing for me, father? what? what is it? go on. say what you want. when the time comes for my wife to give birth, will you send to moscow for a doctor? a moscow doctor? i know no one can help, if nature doesn't help, and very few cases end badly but... you mnow, people have said things to her, and she's afraid. and i have a littlelenxiety myself. all right. i'll do o . (chuckling) it's a bad business. what is, father?

roll over me let them roll over me let them roll over me let them roll over me let the ground keep my faults let the water be my home let the dust hold my soul like a holy rolling stone [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the way to do it. come on. that's the way to do it. thank you. thank you so much. brandi carlile. "the firewatcher's daughter" is out now. we'll be right back, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to ray romano, lucy hale, brandi carlile, once again! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with thank you for watching.

you don't own me you don't own me you don't own me you don't own me (cheers and applause) >> thai. >> stephen: grace's debut ep is called "memo." we'll be right back after the (cheers and applause) today people are coming out to the nation's capital to support an important cause that can change the way you live for years to come. how can you help? by giving a little more, to yourself. i am running for my future. people sometimes forget to help themselves. the cause is retirement, and today thousands of people came to race for retirement and pledge to save an additional one percent of their income. if we all do that we can all win. prudential >> stephen: welcome back, everybody, thanks so much. before we go, i have a special announcement about babies. so if you don't know how babies are made, leave the room now. it's going to get graphic. i am proud to announce that we have three brand new additions to the colbert nation. first when we were in produce were also in reproduction. cuz samuel buckly born to michael buckly and my multitalented producer nicole sevini. i have to say samuel i

"i know they know me enough to give me this job." and he came and he sat down next to me and he goes, "now, can you believe you were on 24?" and that was the way he said hi to me, and i just had a good laugh because... - he knew you from the old days. - yeah, and there's a lot of people in the business that are now sort of, "oh, she's doing comedy again," because there's a huge chunk of time where i was just something completely different. - [evan] you were just chloe. so, how did that happen? how did it come to you, and how did you decide you wanted to do it? - i got a call from my agent and she said, "they want to read you for this." and i rarely got drama auditions, and i had recently had a horrible drama audition. i think it was for csi or something... for like, you know, abused woman. - [evan] dead body. - [mary lynn] dead whatever. it's weird because it's not that i... i believed in my ability, but it's almost the transition of coming into the audition room, and once i did the part i believe i was good and fine, but it was walk