. >> how is that guac? is that delicious? >> it's hers. so we know it's going to be -- >> so good. >> then she's going to make some for the big game on sunday. >> popcorn. and homemade fries. chipotle mayo. >> don't you love her accent? >> she could talk to us all day long. >> she could talk and talk. two ambush makeovers are coming. we chose one lucky lady from the lazza. and one of our staffers. how about that? she's celebrating her 25th wedding anniversary. so we're going to talk about that. >> and bobby's back with her little boy miles who's so delicious. >> oh, that baby. >> christine's holding him. >> bobby's downstairs, and miles is upstairs? >> yes. we'll just -- >> we'll get a close-up of the baby.

because this guacamole is free, it's free guac. it's free guac, bobby. >> this is why i don't fit in the suit. >> stephen: no, just chew, just there's no hurry. just relax. >> yeah. ( laughter ) >> stephen: well, bobby, i'm ( laughter ) ( applause ) thank you so much for being here. "vinyl" debuts sunday, february 14, at 9:00 p.m. on hbo. see it. we'll be right back. bobby cannavale, everybody! here's what we were thinking. what if we did for mortgages what the internet did for buying music and plane tickets and shoes? you would turn an intimidating process into an easy one. you could get a mortgage on your phone. and if it could be that easy, wouldn't more people buy homes? and wouldn't those buyers need to fill their homes with lamps and blenders and sectional couches with hand-lathed wooden legs? and wouldn't that mean all sorts of wooden leg-making opportunities for wooden leg makers? and wouldn't those new leg makers own phones from which further stoking demand for necessary household goods as our tidal wave of ownership flood

because this will getue it's free, it's free guac. it's free guac, bobby. >> this is why i don't fit in the suit. >> stephen: no, just chew, just chew. there's no hurry. just relax. just relax for a second. >> yeah. ( laughter ) >> stephen: well, bobby, i'm going to let you go. ( laughter ) ( applause ) thank you so much for being here. "vinyl" debuts sunday, february 14, at 9:00 p.m. on hbo. see it. we'll be right back. bobby cannavale, everybody! p proof of less joint pain. and clearer skin. this is my body of proof that i can fight psoriatic arthritis with humira. humira works by targeting and helping source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. it's proven to help relieve pain, stop further joint damage and clear skin in many adults. doctors have been prescribing humira for 10 years. humira can lower your ability to fight infections, including tuberculosis. serious, sometimes fatal infections and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened, as have blood, liver and nervous system problems, serious allerg

guac came out on top! when you took a bite. match-ups! i don't want to gloat, but i do wish arianna was here so i could not want to gloat right to her face. time for our friday fighter du jour. he's a comedian, an actor, a writer, a "daily show" contributor.dg-man, the hodg-myth, the hodg-legend, john hodgman! john, thanks so much. thanks for being here. good to see you. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: john, you're a brave man for being here. so many good men have fallen before you. tell me, what are you doing with your time these days? you have a podded cast, i >> it's perfect i should be here because i host the "judge john hodgman podcast." is wrong., it's a classic mythical matchup that has been debated for centuries: bigfoot versus the tooth fairy. let's go to the tall tale of the tape.1,500 pounds, with a shoe size of big, this hairy hermit's natural habitat is grainy footage. his strengths includecle and hair, a personal monster truck, and the confidence that comes what big feet is a sure sign of. weaknesses include full-body s

of their new baby or that feeling you get when you realize they forgot to charge you for the extra guac on your burrito? ( laughter ) let's go to the tale of the tape, starting with your coworker's baby picture. tipping the scales at eight pounds, four ounces, six megapixels. it seems important to them. strengths include: seeing a baby's adorable toothless smile, building intimacy with your coworker, and making cooing sounds proves you're not dead inside. weaknesses include: bringing up guilt about either your childlessness or your own parenting skills, the fact that you hardly know this person, anything stronger than "cute." its opponent is not to be trifled with: free guacamole. coming in at three ounces-- five if you're lucky-- this super-condiment feels like your birthday and christmas teamed up to throw you a surprise party. strengths include: it's guacamole! and you didn't pay for it! weaknesses include: you won't feel a rush like this again for a long time and nothing else. arianna, what brings greater joy, officemate's offspring or keep on guacin' in the free world? what say you

guac came out on top! then also came out of the sides when you took a bite. takeaway: i won both match-ups! i don't want to gloat, but i do wish arianna was here so i could not want to gloat right to her face. now it's time for our friday fighter du jour. he's a comedian, an actor, a writer, a "daily show" contributor. get ready for the hodg-man, the hodg-myth, the hodg-legend, john hodgman! ( cheers and applause ) john, thanks so much. thanks for being here. good to see you. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: john, you're a brave man for being here. so many good men have fallen before you. your time these days? understand. >> it's perfect i should be here because i host the "judge john hodgman podcast." people call in with disputes and i tell them who is right and who is wrong. >> stephen: first up, it's a has been debated for centuries: bigfoot versus the tooth fairy. let's go to the tall tale of the tape. coming in at 10'2", 1,500 pounds, with a shoe size of big, this hairy hermit's natural habitat is grainy footage. his strengths include being a tower o

cast your vote on the question, "which is more joyful, seeing a photo of a coworker's baby or free guac on your burrito?" the polls will close wednesday at midnight eastern. so let's get it on. we'll announce the results next time on... >> "friday night fights!" >> stephen: arianna huffington everybody. we'll be right back. our breakfast hours are simple: always. our lunch and dinner hours: same. our value menu is prettttttttttttty simple, too. denny's. hey there, can i help you with anything? hey siri, what's at&t's latest offer? oh, i don't think that siri can... right now, switch to at&t for an iphone and get one free. wow, is that right? yeah, it's basically... yes. that is the current offer from at&t. okay siri, you don't know everything. well, i know you asked me to call you the at&t hostess with the mostest. okay, shut her down. turn it off. right now, buy an iphone and get another one free when you add a second line. alright, what do you think boys? we could do tacos. we could do some thai. ooo... how 'bout sushi, eh? [weird dog moan/squeak] why not? [dog yawning/squeaking] [qui