[ mouse clicks ] just type in a word, or lycos it, and if it's anywhere on the internet, it'll come up. oh, look, we're mentioned on a restaurant-review sitecalled phil's phaves! [ happy music plays ] it's a beautiful design. [ mouse clicks ] uh-oh. they give out letter grades to all the restaurants. dad's got a... b-minus?! both: that's a chinese "f." -- captions by vitac -- fresh off the boat i'm gettin' mine everywhere i go if you don't know, homey, now you know fresh off the boat homey, you don't know where i come from but i know where i'm goin' i'm fresh off the boat i don't understand. how could cattleman'sget a b-minus? well, dad, maybe if you applied yourself, your grades would be higher. jessica: boys, this is serious. why don't the dancing babies like our restaurant? [ mouse clicks ]