unhand me, you brute! i regret nothing! i'll pay you. i'm a comfortable man.e been stealing from your father for days. oh, is there any better feeling in the world than having your ears flap in the wind? you know what? get out. you mean it? sweet freedom? no. no, not you, barkley. cameron. out. oh. >> today on "tmz" -- >> rob kardashian, this is a big deal, doesn't have a beard anymore, but he still has blac chyna. >> he is smiling, he looked really happy. >> doesn't rob have a history of falling hard for women and then when it doesn't work out, he falls into a deep depression? >> this is what he is falling hard into right here. [laughter] >> joe jonas, striking resome ambulance to gigi new boyfriend zayn. >> they're the same. >> is that gay or masturbation? >> cuba gooding jr. was out partying in new york city. i think he was wasted. >> which one of you [beep] took

[muttering] you take-- - unhand me, you numbskull! - if i were you, captain binghamton, i'd start apologizing to the general, right now! - what general?! this is ensign... uh, general, i... ohh. let me, uh... let me help you with your things. drafty in here. your crop, sir. there you are. there you are, general. there you are. [stuttering] cheers. >> gruber: yes, friends, first came miami beach, then came beverly hills, and now it's chief urulu's paradise west. think of it -- only $50 down for a choice lot, complete with this beautiful ranch-style, split-level hut. >> tinker: and dig that construction -- genuine thatch and mud. >> christy: yeah, what a buy. if i had a family, i'd move them in tomorrow. >> tinker: i don't blame you. it's all in such good taste. gee. >> gruber: there you are -- unsolicited testimonials. and like it says here in the circular, "no smog. no tidal waves. no volcanoes." right, chief? >> oh, you say big mouthful, partner. we make high-class neighborhood. plenty school, supermarket, beer joint. >> gruber: huh?